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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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FLIGHT ATTENDENT (over P.A.):
Now boarding, Flight 622.
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Nonstop service to Frankfort.
That's us.
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REPORTER (on radio):
At this time, residents are
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strongly advised to use caution.
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Dad, I'm scared.
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Everybody, follow me, come on.
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(line ringing)
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No one's answering at your
meemaw's house, either.
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I'm starting
to get a little worried.
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(wind howling)
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What is all this?
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A miracle.
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I'll be better,
I promise.
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I know you will.
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Oh.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, Connie, I'm so sorry.
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All my money!
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What? Calm down.
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Don't tell me to calm down.
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Help me pick it up.
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All right, all right.
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What are you
smiling about?
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All your stuffed animals
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blew away to Oklahoma.
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Good news.
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Found some
of your underwear in a tree.
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Those are your grandmother's.
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Ew.
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Did you find any diapers?
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Yes, but only one.
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Use it wisely.
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Okay.
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Thanks.
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Okay.
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Mary?
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Mary, let me finish.
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Everybody's okay.
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Oh, thank the Lord.
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So the house is fine?
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Well, ours is.
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What does that mean?
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Your mother's house
is sort of...
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gone.
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Gone where?
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Everywhere.
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What?! Why didn't you
call me right away?
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Well, the phones were down, honey.
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That is no excuse.
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You're right, I'm sorry. But...
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again, nobody got hurt.
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Okay, Mandy and the baby
are staying with us.
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Your mom's at Dale's.
All right, well,
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I'll call the airlines
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and see when
the next flight out is.
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Why? To do what?
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To help.
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There's nothing to do.
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I got it under control.
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Hey, where are
the extra sheets?
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We have extra sheets?
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They're in the linen closet.
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We have a linen closet?
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Yes! I have to come home.
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Well, Sheldon's not gonna be
real happy about that.
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George, when is he ever happy?
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(festive music playing)
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This is the greatest pretzel
I've ever had.
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Ich bin ein Heidelberger!
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(all cheering)
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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What do you mean I don't
have coverage for tornadoes?
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All right, fine,
it's a hurricane.
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No?
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Then what the hell
am I paying you for?
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All right, there you have it,
it's a flood.
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Everything's wet,
what difference does it make?
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You know what, I'd like
to talk to your supervisor.
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(over phone):
♪ I'm walking on sunshine...
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Hey, how's it going?
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I don't have coverage
for tornados.
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So call it a hurricane.
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I did.
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Flood?
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I tried that.
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Locusts?
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You're not helping.
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Oh, listen, come on.
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As long as it takes you
to rebuild your place,
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you always got a home
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right here with me.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Well, I don't want
to be a freeloader.
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I-I'll pay you rent.
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Great.
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My house just blew away,
you're supposed to say no!
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Well, you offered.
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♪ And don't it feel good? ♪
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Georgie, Mandy.
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Breakfast's ready.
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(sighs) Dad, there's
other people in this house.
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GEORGE SR.:
I just got in here.
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I saw you bring
in a newspaper.
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It's not a library.
Wrap it up.
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(toaster pops)
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Good morning.
Eggs are on the table.
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Here's some toast.
Bacon's coming up.
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Wow, look at you
being Mom.
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Say that again,
and you can make your own lunch.
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Oh, you're touchy
like Mom, too.
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GEORGE SR.: Missy,
I said I'm coming!
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It's Mandy.
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Oh... uh,
be right out.
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Oh, that smells good.
Help yourself.
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You know, you're gonna make
a really good mom one day.
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Thank you.
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How's that different
from what I said?
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You said our mom,
she said a mom.
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Totally different.
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No, it ain't.
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(toilet flushing)
Bathroom's free.
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You wash your hands?
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Yes.
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Dad?
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(sighs)
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What's this?
Your lunch.
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We just had a tornado.
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I'm not going to work.
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Then you're gonna help me
clean the house.
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Dang, it's like Mom never left.
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Sorry, it's like
a mom never left.
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Better. How about you and me
run and get groceries,
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baby supplies,
whatever else you need.
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Okay, great.
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Other than your grandma's
underwear, I have nothing.
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You're watching CeeCee today.
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Well, who put you in charge?
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Okay, just asking.
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Jeff, look what I found
in the garden.
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Oh, my goodness,
that's a lot of money.
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$1,230.
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It must've blown over
from Connie's house.
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You don't know that.
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Robin.
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We have to return it.
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Why?
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What do you mean why?
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It's the Christian thing
to do.
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You said yourself
she was running
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an illegal gambling
establishment.
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That's true.
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You really think it was
a coincidence that her house
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was the only one on the
street to get torn up?
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Could be.
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Or could be a sign.
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Look at the bill,
who does it say to trust?
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I see it.
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I brought you
a wiener schnitzel.
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Thank you.
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I tried it. It's yucky.
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Shelly, sit down.
Why?
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Just sit.
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(sighs)
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I don't know
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how else to say this
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other than just to say it.
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(exhales)
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We have to go home.
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Oh, no,
who did Germany invade now?
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No, nothing like that.
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Um...
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there was a tornado back home.
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Everybody's okay,
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but your meemaw's house
was destroyed.
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But everyone's okay,
that's confirmed?
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Thank God, yes.
You're thanking the deity
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who sent the tornado?
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I'm not in the mood for this.
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We have to go.
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Why?
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Honey, your meemaw
lost her house.
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I'm sure she has insurance.
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That is not the point.
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Well, what is the point?
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What would we do
once we get there?
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I don't know.
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Uh, be there,
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provide solace,
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lend a hand.
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Me? Lend a hand? You're funny.
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Too bad. We are going.
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Class is starting tomorrow.
I'm not going anywhere.
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Sheldon, do not argue with me.
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You are going home.
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Mom, the people of Germany
are obsessed
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with rules and devoid of humor.
I am home.
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You know something?
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I think that tornado
had a silver lining.
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Oh, and what
would that be?
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It just blew you
right in
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to where you're
supposed to be.
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(chuckles) You mean it
destroyed my house
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so you could have sex
in the middle of the day?
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No.
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Well, yeah.
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Making love
and living together.
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Well, I don't want
to live together.
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This is temporary.
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Pretty tough talk
for a woman
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who didn't have
tornado insurance.
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Oh, no, come on!
I was joking.
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Do you think
I'm stupid just because
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I didn't have tornado insurance?
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We are in Texas.
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I live here now.
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MISSY: All right,
Georgie and Mandy
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are in Sheldon's room.
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I'm in my room. Meemaw,
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you'll be in Mom and Dad's.
Dad, you get the garage.
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Why do I get the garage?
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Would you rather put the baby
or the old lady out there?
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Hey.
I'm helping you.
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What's wrong
with the couch?
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Like you'd fit on the couch.
Hey.
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Actually, maybe Meemaw
can take Sheldon's room,
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and Mandy and I can take
Mom and Dad's room
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with the bigger bed.
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Really? You want
to sleep on the mattress
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you were conceived on?
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Ew.
Ew.
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Wait, you've had the same
mattress for 18 years?
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There's nothing
wrong with it.
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It's a Sealy.
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We'll be fine in Sheldon's room.
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Okay, I'll take the garage.
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Hey, you get to sleep
on the mattress
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CeeCee was conceived on.
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(whispers):
Shut up.
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(door opens)
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Whoa.
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What's this?
She's a beauty, huh?
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How big is that thing?
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27 inches.
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Don't you think
this is a decision
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I should've been a part of?
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How about this? You can
decide what we watch first.
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I'm not sure
I'm comfortable with this.
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Well, then I'll decide.
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MAN (on TV):
A spider that lives on his hand.
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Walker, Texas Ranger.
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Tell me that's not
a sign from God.
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Geez Louise!
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It's like we're
in a movie theater.
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If you're still
uncomfortable,
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I can return it.
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I-I guess it's okay.
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I'll make popcorn.
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Why are you testing me?
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I need to change
our return flights.
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As soon
as possible.
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What are you doing?
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Uh...
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Tonight would be great.
How much?
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Sheldon Lee Cooper!
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00:09:57,083 --> 00:09:58,351
I told you
I'm not going home.
271
00:09:58,451 --> 00:09:59,652
I am your mother.
272
00:09:59,753 --> 00:10:00,987
What I say goes.
273
00:10:04,457 --> 00:10:05,792
What are you doing?
274
00:10:05,892 --> 00:10:08,394
Passive resistance.
Good luck lifting my limp body.
275
00:10:12,498 --> 00:10:14,667
Your grandmother lost her home.
276
00:10:14,768 --> 00:10:17,003
And I feel terrible, but
I can't change what happened.
277
00:10:17,103 --> 00:10:19,205
You could be there
for your meemaw.
278
00:10:19,305 --> 00:10:20,306
Does she even want us there?
279
00:10:20,406 --> 00:10:21,875
Of course she does.
280
00:10:21,975 --> 00:10:23,910
Let's ask her.
281
00:10:24,010 --> 00:10:25,979
There's too many people
here already.
282
00:10:26,079 --> 00:10:27,413
You'd just be in the way.
283
00:10:29,182 --> 00:10:30,850
No need to thank me.
284
00:10:30,950 --> 00:10:32,085
We could be back by tomorrow.
285
00:10:32,185 --> 00:10:34,720
Are you deaf? I said don't come.
286
00:10:34,821 --> 00:10:36,655
We will
get through this together.
287
00:10:36,756 --> 00:10:38,224
God will provide.
288
00:10:38,324 --> 00:10:40,393
What's wrong with you?
289
00:10:40,493 --> 00:10:42,095
Nothing.
290
00:10:42,195 --> 00:10:43,997
Put Sheldon on the phone.
291
00:10:44,097 --> 00:10:45,398
No.
Let me talk to her.
292
00:10:45,498 --> 00:10:47,133
Love you, bye.
293
00:10:51,637 --> 00:10:53,606
Hi. Is your meemaw home?
294
00:10:53,706 --> 00:10:55,208
She took the baby for a walk.
295
00:10:55,308 --> 00:10:57,376
Oh.
296
00:11:01,014 --> 00:11:02,816
Is she gonna be gone long?
297
00:11:03,883 --> 00:11:05,751
Do you want to wait?
298
00:11:05,852 --> 00:11:07,386
I just made a pot of coffee.
299
00:11:08,387 --> 00:11:09,455
You like coffee?
300
00:11:09,555 --> 00:11:11,257
I'm about to find out.
301
00:11:11,357 --> 00:11:12,792
Come on in, I don't want to
302
00:11:12,892 --> 00:11:13,960
air condition
the whole neighborhood.
303
00:11:14,060 --> 00:11:16,195
Well, sure. Thank you.
304
00:11:18,264 --> 00:11:19,799
How'd your meemaw
seem this morning?
305
00:11:19,899 --> 00:11:21,467
Cranky.
306
00:11:21,567 --> 00:11:22,802
Well, she's always cranky.
307
00:11:22,902 --> 00:11:24,737
Can you be more specific?
308
00:11:25,738 --> 00:11:26,806
You may need more flowers.
309
00:11:26,906 --> 00:11:28,574
Right. Well, it's been
310
00:11:28,674 --> 00:11:30,977
pretty traumatic around here.
311
00:11:32,678 --> 00:11:33,746
(coughs)
312
00:11:34,713 --> 00:11:36,883
Try some
cream and sugar in there.
313
00:11:36,983 --> 00:11:38,417
Nah.
314
00:11:40,453 --> 00:11:42,688
Black's good. (coughs)
315
00:11:44,390 --> 00:11:45,925
So, what'd you do that
pissed her off?
316
00:11:46,025 --> 00:11:48,895
Well, I'm not gonna talk to you
about none of this.
317
00:11:48,995 --> 00:11:50,063
'Kay.
318
00:11:52,665 --> 00:11:54,333
What makes you think
it was my fault?
319
00:11:55,334 --> 00:11:58,137
The flowers,
your hang-dog face...
320
00:11:58,237 --> 00:11:59,638
This is my regular face.
321
00:11:59,738 --> 00:12:01,574
'Kay.
322
00:12:01,674 --> 00:12:03,476
What goes on
between me and your grandma
323
00:12:03,576 --> 00:12:05,644
is none of your business.
324
00:12:05,744 --> 00:12:07,446
'Kay.
325
00:12:09,648 --> 00:12:11,417
She totally overreacted.
326
00:12:11,517 --> 00:12:13,086
Mm-hmm.
327
00:12:15,554 --> 00:12:16,722
(coughs)
328
00:12:16,822 --> 00:12:18,024
Maybe a little.
329
00:12:28,767 --> 00:12:30,636
(sighs) There we go.
330
00:12:36,642 --> 00:12:39,678
Wow, this place is hopping.
331
00:12:39,778 --> 00:12:41,480
Half the town's
still got no power.
332
00:12:41,580 --> 00:12:43,249
Oh, check this out.
333
00:12:43,349 --> 00:12:46,185
(slot machines chiming)
334
00:12:46,285 --> 00:12:47,386
Damn.
335
00:12:47,486 --> 00:12:48,487
I know.
336
00:12:48,587 --> 00:12:49,822
What is it
about a tornado
337
00:12:49,923 --> 00:12:51,690
that makes people
want to gamble?
338
00:12:51,790 --> 00:12:53,192
Don't know.
339
00:12:53,292 --> 00:12:55,328
Guess they're happy to be alive,
scared they're gonna die.
340
00:12:55,428 --> 00:12:58,131
If we had an earthquake,
I bet we could retire.
341
00:12:58,231 --> 00:12:59,832
Here's to hoping.
342
00:12:59,933 --> 00:13:01,167
Where's CeeCee?
343
00:13:01,267 --> 00:13:02,335
She's with Connie.
344
00:13:02,435 --> 00:13:04,003
Oh, cool.
345
00:13:04,103 --> 00:13:05,905
Oh, hey,
your mom stopped by
346
00:13:06,005 --> 00:13:07,173
the video store
earlier.
347
00:13:07,273 --> 00:13:08,374
What'd she want?
348
00:13:08,474 --> 00:13:10,343
She was just being nice.
349
00:13:10,443 --> 00:13:12,378
Oh, Georgie, grow up.
350
00:13:12,478 --> 00:13:13,679
No, I'm serious.
351
00:13:13,779 --> 00:13:14,780
She heard about Meemaw's house
352
00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,349
and offered us a place to live.
353
00:13:16,449 --> 00:13:17,350
There it is.
354
00:13:17,450 --> 00:13:18,884
The-the niceness?
355
00:13:18,985 --> 00:13:21,587
She's plotting and scheming
to control my life.
356
00:13:21,687 --> 00:13:23,722
All I heard is
they got two bathrooms.
357
00:13:23,822 --> 00:13:26,059
Doesn't matter, I am never
living under their roof.
358
00:13:26,159 --> 00:13:28,427
You realize even if business
stays like this,
359
00:13:28,527 --> 00:13:30,763
we're at least two years away
from getting our own place.
360
00:13:30,863 --> 00:13:33,032
Georgie, I am not
living with my parents.
361
00:13:33,132 --> 00:13:35,101
Okay, what if...
No.
362
00:13:35,201 --> 00:13:37,003
You don't even know
what I was going to say.
363
00:13:37,103 --> 00:13:38,604
You wanted to
live there by yourself.
364
00:13:38,704 --> 00:13:40,806
How do you do that?
365
00:13:42,308 --> 00:13:44,777
You made fun of her for not
having the right insurance?
366
00:13:44,877 --> 00:13:46,512
It was a joke.
367
00:13:46,612 --> 00:13:49,248
The only thing
I got wrong was the timing.
368
00:13:49,348 --> 00:13:51,184
If I said it
two or three years later,
369
00:13:51,284 --> 00:13:53,219
everybody's laughing
their ass off.
370
00:13:53,319 --> 00:13:54,520
(door opens)
371
00:13:55,955 --> 00:13:57,590
Hey, look
who's here.
372
00:13:57,690 --> 00:14:00,259
(whispers):
Shh, she's sleeping.
373
00:14:00,359 --> 00:14:01,527
(whispers):
Sorry.
374
00:14:01,627 --> 00:14:03,629
What're you doing here?
375
00:14:03,729 --> 00:14:05,231
He came to apologize.
376
00:14:05,331 --> 00:14:06,532
Nobody's talking to you.
377
00:14:06,632 --> 00:14:08,467
Cranky, cranky.
378
00:14:09,402 --> 00:14:11,370
Don't you have
some place better to be?
379
00:14:11,470 --> 00:14:12,972
Actually, I'm about to go
run around the block.
380
00:14:13,072 --> 00:14:14,807
I am buzzing.
381
00:14:19,045 --> 00:14:20,313
Hi.
382
00:14:20,413 --> 00:14:21,780
I brought you flowers.
383
00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:22,915
Thank you.
384
00:14:23,016 --> 00:14:24,617
I was stupid.
385
00:14:24,717 --> 00:14:27,987
No, I was stupid.
386
00:14:29,288 --> 00:14:31,057
This feels like a trap.
387
00:14:31,157 --> 00:14:32,992
I was embarrassed about
the insurance thing,
388
00:14:33,092 --> 00:14:34,160
'cause I didn't think
anything like this
389
00:14:34,260 --> 00:14:35,561
was gonna ever happen to me,
390
00:14:35,661 --> 00:14:37,997
and...
391
00:14:38,097 --> 00:14:39,865
now I've lost everything.
392
00:14:39,965 --> 00:14:42,601
Worse, I've lost
living with Mandy
393
00:14:42,701 --> 00:14:44,103
and my little
great-granddaughter,
394
00:14:44,203 --> 00:14:46,472
and...
395
00:14:46,572 --> 00:14:47,940
I liked that.
396
00:14:48,041 --> 00:14:49,975
Yeah, I get it.
397
00:14:50,076 --> 00:14:51,977
But look on
the bright side,
398
00:14:52,078 --> 00:14:54,747
you're running a successful
criminal enterprise.
399
00:14:54,847 --> 00:14:55,948
Before you know it,
400
00:14:56,049 --> 00:14:57,950
you're gonna have
enough money to rebuild.
401
00:14:59,452 --> 00:15:01,454
Assuming you stay out of jail.
402
00:15:04,623 --> 00:15:07,726
Eh, two years from now,
that's gonna be so funny.
403
00:15:12,265 --> 00:15:14,100
Hey, Jeff.
404
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:15,334
Oh, George.
405
00:15:18,871 --> 00:15:20,273
Ooh, what do you
got there?
406
00:15:20,373 --> 00:15:21,440
New TV?
407
00:15:21,540 --> 00:15:22,875
Yeah.
408
00:15:22,975 --> 00:15:24,810
Ooh. Trinitron.
409
00:15:24,910 --> 00:15:26,479
That's pricey.
410
00:15:27,713 --> 00:15:29,382
There was a sale.
Where?
411
00:15:29,482 --> 00:15:31,784
I don't know, my wife bought it.
412
00:15:31,884 --> 00:15:33,018
Probably with coupons.
413
00:15:33,119 --> 00:15:34,019
You lucky duck.
414
00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:36,222
Yeah. (chuckles)
415
00:15:36,322 --> 00:15:37,356
He doth provide.
416
00:15:37,456 --> 00:15:38,657
I guess so.
417
00:15:38,757 --> 00:15:39,725
How big is it?
418
00:15:39,825 --> 00:15:40,959
I don't really know.
419
00:15:41,060 --> 00:15:42,195
Well...
420
00:15:42,295 --> 00:15:43,929
it says 27 inches on the box.
421
00:15:44,029 --> 00:15:44,963
(forced laughter)
422
00:15:45,064 --> 00:15:47,433
27.
423
00:15:47,533 --> 00:15:49,068
Hey, Dad. Pastor Jeff.
424
00:15:54,073 --> 00:15:55,408
Excuse me.
425
00:15:55,508 --> 00:15:57,076
Um...
426
00:15:57,176 --> 00:15:59,145
Herr Dr. Pepper?
427
00:15:59,245 --> 00:16:00,313
Ah, nein.
428
00:16:01,314 --> 00:16:02,915
Um, sweet tea?
429
00:16:04,783 --> 00:16:06,652
Oh, oh. Um...
430
00:16:06,752 --> 00:16:08,987
Uh, susser tea?
431
00:16:10,356 --> 00:16:12,158
Ah. Nein.
432
00:16:13,659 --> 00:16:14,660
Bier?
433
00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:16,195
Sure.
434
00:16:16,295 --> 00:16:17,830
Danke.
435
00:16:17,930 --> 00:16:19,165
Bítte.
436
00:16:29,275 --> 00:16:30,176
Oh.
(chuckles)
437
00:16:30,276 --> 00:16:31,644
Grande.
438
00:16:31,744 --> 00:16:33,112
(laughs)
439
00:16:33,212 --> 00:16:34,747
Mmm.
440
00:16:34,847 --> 00:16:36,682
I'm from America.
441
00:16:36,782 --> 00:16:38,284
No kidding.
442
00:16:40,253 --> 00:16:41,654
It's good.
(clears throat)
443
00:16:47,025 --> 00:16:49,328
Who's hungry for spaghetti?
444
00:16:49,428 --> 00:16:50,863
Oh.
445
00:16:50,963 --> 00:16:53,065
Didn't realize your boyfriend
was staying for dinner.
446
00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:54,533
Is that a problem?
447
00:16:54,633 --> 00:16:55,734
No, just...
448
00:16:55,834 --> 00:16:57,770
would've been nice
if someone told me.
449
00:16:57,870 --> 00:16:59,872
I'm sorry.
450
00:17:01,407 --> 00:17:02,941
All right, grace.
451
00:17:03,942 --> 00:17:05,211
We're still doing that?
452
00:17:05,311 --> 00:17:06,845
We survived a tornado.
453
00:17:09,648 --> 00:17:12,318
Thank you, Lord, for the food
we are about to receive,
454
00:17:12,418 --> 00:17:14,086
and bless the hands
that prepared it,
455
00:17:14,187 --> 00:17:15,221
which are mine.
456
00:17:15,321 --> 00:17:16,555
I got it.
457
00:17:16,655 --> 00:17:17,690
Amen.
458
00:17:17,790 --> 00:17:18,857
OTHERS:
Amen.
459
00:17:18,957 --> 00:17:20,759
Missy, I'm really impressed
460
00:17:20,859 --> 00:17:22,195
how you stepped up.
461
00:17:22,295 --> 00:17:24,697
Thanks, it's easier now that
I've discovered coffee.
462
00:17:26,799 --> 00:17:28,501
There's vegetables
in the spaghetti.
463
00:17:28,601 --> 00:17:29,968
Since when do we eat vegetables?
464
00:17:30,068 --> 00:17:31,570
We got one bathroom.
465
00:17:31,670 --> 00:17:32,805
Got to keep things moving.
466
00:17:32,905 --> 00:17:34,607
That's very
important.
467
00:17:34,707 --> 00:17:35,974
(knocking at door)
468
00:17:37,075 --> 00:17:38,844
Who's knocking at suppertime?
469
00:17:40,413 --> 00:17:41,880
This is your TV now.
470
00:17:41,980 --> 00:17:43,316
I can't have this
on my conscience.
471
00:17:43,416 --> 00:17:44,983
I don't want to go to hell.
472
00:17:47,220 --> 00:17:49,054
You'll need this.
473
00:17:52,325 --> 00:17:53,559
Sweet.
474
00:17:53,659 --> 00:17:54,593
Georgie!
475
00:17:54,693 --> 00:17:56,829
So, you're
from Texas?
Ja.
476
00:17:56,929 --> 00:17:58,163
Where is your cowboy hat?
477
00:17:58,264 --> 00:17:59,265
Oh, I don't have one.
478
00:17:59,365 --> 00:18:00,933
Boots?
No.
479
00:18:01,033 --> 00:18:02,735
Horse?
No.
480
00:18:02,835 --> 00:18:04,102
Gun?
No.
481
00:18:04,203 --> 00:18:05,604
Are you sure you're from Texas?
482
00:18:05,704 --> 00:18:07,573
Well, I do think
I'm better than everyone else.
483
00:18:07,673 --> 00:18:08,941
That's mighty Texan.
484
00:18:09,041 --> 00:18:10,776
MARY:
♪ Danke schoen ♪
485
00:18:10,876 --> 00:18:14,112
♪ Darling, danke schoen ♪
486
00:18:14,213 --> 00:18:15,948
♪ Thank you for ♪
487
00:18:16,048 --> 00:18:20,185
♪ All the joy and pain ♪
488
00:18:20,286 --> 00:18:24,590
♪ Picture show, second balcony ♪
489
00:18:24,690 --> 00:18:26,792
♪ Was the place we'd meet ♪
490
00:18:26,892 --> 00:18:28,193
Hey, honey.
491
00:18:28,294 --> 00:18:30,095
Mother.
Oh, I love this country.
492
00:18:30,195 --> 00:18:31,297
Mwah!
493
00:18:31,397 --> 00:18:33,966
♪ Second seat, go Dutch treat ♪
494
00:18:34,066 --> 00:18:36,101
♪ You were sweet
Sing it with me.
495
00:18:36,201 --> 00:18:40,773
♪ Danke schoen,
darling, danke schoen ♪
496
00:18:40,873 --> 00:18:43,041
ADULT SHELDON:
I don't know what could have
gotten into her.
497
00:18:43,141 --> 00:18:44,777
Probably jet lag.
498
00:18:44,877 --> 00:18:47,446
GEORGE JR.:
27 inches.
499
00:18:47,546 --> 00:18:48,947
We're living in the future.
500
00:18:49,047 --> 00:18:50,883
Boy, that
color's amazing.
501
00:18:50,983 --> 00:18:53,619
Those Japanese fellas
know what they're doing.
502
00:18:53,719 --> 00:18:55,888
Why'd Pastor Jeff
give this to you?
503
00:18:55,988 --> 00:18:57,456
I have no idea.
504
00:18:57,556 --> 00:18:58,657
You didn't ask him?
505
00:18:58,757 --> 00:18:59,958
Didn't care.
506
00:19:02,561 --> 00:19:03,862
Are you staying the night?
507
00:19:03,962 --> 00:19:06,732
'Cause we're gonna need to
lay a few ground rules.
508
00:19:14,807 --> 00:19:16,342
(Mary retching)
509
00:19:21,179 --> 00:19:24,483
You know, sympathetic vomiting
has an evolutionary basis.
510
00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:25,951
In the Paleolithic era,
511
00:19:26,051 --> 00:19:27,986
when one member of a tribe
would start vomiting,
512
00:19:28,086 --> 00:19:29,254
it was a signal to the rest
513
00:19:29,355 --> 00:19:31,390
that they'd eaten something
poisonous and...
514
00:19:31,490 --> 00:19:32,725
Oh, scooch.
515
00:19:32,825 --> 00:19:34,927
(retches)
516
00:19:35,027 --> 00:19:36,729
Like that.
517
00:19:36,829 --> 00:19:39,498
(retches)
518
00:19:39,598 --> 00:19:41,199
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