WEBVTT 00:06.310 --> 00:09.600 Year 1415 France - Paris 00:09.940 --> 00:11.480 Citizens! 00:13.480 --> 00:17.150 Harfleur has fallen, but do not fear! 00:17.150 --> 00:19.700 France is blessed with God's divine protection! 00:20.200 --> 00:22.370 The day we repel the English army 00:22.370 --> 00:26.040 and put an end to this prolonged war is near! 00:28.960 --> 00:32.960 #01 Oath 00:38.010 --> 00:40.510 Who's there? You can't just walk in here! 00:40.510 --> 00:42.510 Sorry, but the store's not open yet! 00:42.510 --> 00:44.350 And just when are you going to be open? 00:44.350 --> 00:46.850 Oh, it's just you again. 00:47.310 --> 00:49.520 I don't have new grimoires in yet. 00:49.520 --> 00:52.230 Don't you get sick of coming here looking for those every day? 00:53.520 --> 00:54.900 What's that? 00:57.320 --> 00:58.320 Whoa! 00:58.610 --> 01:01.610 Hmph. That's not a book you could read. 01:01.910 --> 01:03.450 Put it on my tab! 01:05.700 --> 01:07.540 For crying out loud... 01:09.290 --> 01:10.790 Thanks, Master! 01:10.790 --> 01:13.000 I'm not your master! 01:16.550 --> 01:19.550 The Beast of the Apocalypse, eh? 01:25.600 --> 01:28.890 Our nation has been under invasion by our neighbor, 01:28.890 --> 01:31.310 England, since the last century. 01:31.310 --> 01:34.480 The two nations have been at war since the year I was born. 01:34.810 --> 01:37.730 That's nearly eighty years now. 01:37.730 --> 01:43.860 One day, historians will refer to this conflict as the "Hundred Years' War." 01:45.570 --> 01:48.160 This war between two Christian nations 01:48.160 --> 01:52.410 for the rule of the kingdom has resulted in bloodshed and devastated earth, 01:52.410 --> 01:57.000 creating much hardship for the peoples of both France and England. 01:58.170 --> 01:59.840 Good grief. 02:12.020 --> 02:13.890 Ow! 02:18.440 --> 02:20.650 Guess that's as far as I can get on my own... 02:20.650 --> 02:22.190 Montmorency. 02:23.700 --> 02:25.950 Oh... Richemont! 02:25.950 --> 02:27.450 Can't you knock? 02:27.450 --> 02:29.700 You left the door open. 02:30.410 --> 02:33.330 You have the lowest marks in the class in the military arts, 02:33.330 --> 02:34.920 martial arts, and equestrian arts. 02:35.420 --> 02:39.170 On top of that, your poor attendance puts you at risk of failing. 02:39.960 --> 02:41.840 And this heresy you study... 02:41.840 --> 02:42.880 It's not heresy! 02:42.880 --> 02:44.630 Call it "alchemy"! 02:47.720 --> 02:49.810 Montmorency! 02:53.020 --> 02:55.890 Richemont must have gotten here first. 02:56.520 --> 02:58.270 I-I'm sorry! 02:58.270 --> 02:58.980 Hmph! 03:00.110 --> 03:01.650 Ah, um... 03:01.650 --> 03:03.570 I-Is Montmorency... 03:03.570 --> 03:06.990 Bah! Why is a guy like him so popular? 03:08.870 --> 03:10.700 Transmutation with the Philosopher's Stone! 03:10.700 --> 03:12.950 This is the ultimate secret art! 03:12.950 --> 03:16.080 They say the Stone turns its owner immortal! 03:16.080 --> 03:18.000 Which means, if we master alchemy— 03:25.670 --> 03:27.470 If we master alchemy, 03:27.470 --> 03:29.720 no one will have to die in battle anymore. 03:31.260 --> 03:33.060 No reaction? 03:33.060 --> 03:35.480 I've heard this a hundred times. 03:38.440 --> 03:42.070 So you want to buy up all the grimoires you can find... 03:42.070 --> 03:43.280 That's just it! 03:43.280 --> 03:45.900 I've read a bunch, and it's like they're written in code! 03:45.900 --> 03:49.110 I'm not gonna get anywhere unless I get that old man to teach me! 03:49.620 --> 03:50.990 Nicolas Flamel... 03:50.990 --> 03:54.160 The alchemist rumored to have learned the secret art of Kabbalah. 03:56.160 --> 04:00.330 I don't know what rumors you've heard, but I'm just an old bookseller. 04:00.330 --> 04:01.880 Ask someone else. 04:03.210 --> 04:04.840 Who does he think he's fooling? 04:04.840 --> 04:06.880 Are you done talking now? 04:06.880 --> 04:09.010 Then let's talk about reality. 04:09.010 --> 04:12.890 Our nation has already let the English army come in 04:12.890 --> 04:14.930 and take control of Harfleur. 04:14.930 --> 04:19.940 As a noble, it's your duty to become a knight and end this war. 04:20.350 --> 04:24.230 I'd rather have a job that saves lives than one that takes them. 04:25.320 --> 04:26.990 Montmorency... 04:28.990 --> 04:29.740 Oh, yeah! 04:30.160 --> 04:31.450 Are you free tonight? 04:31.450 --> 04:32.120 Huh? 04:43.670 --> 04:46.090 What am I doing, exactly? 04:54.470 --> 04:55.680 Hold it! 04:57.020 --> 04:58.560 Charlotte? 04:58.560 --> 04:59.810 Philip? 05:03.360 --> 05:04.480 Fairies? 05:04.480 --> 05:07.320 Yeah! I saw them, plain as day! 05:16.290 --> 05:17.540 Hey, were those— 05:23.170 --> 05:26.800 As you know, fairies are seen as retainers of demons 05:26.800 --> 05:28.420 and are hunted down by the church. 05:29.050 --> 05:32.130 So why does Nicolas Flamel keep a bunch of them? 05:32.510 --> 05:36.310 Fairies must be connected to alchemy somehow! 05:38.970 --> 05:40.310 Alchemy... 05:40.770 --> 05:43.020 If the old man won't teach it to me, 05:43.310 --> 05:45.610 I'll just have to ask the fairies. 05:45.610 --> 05:48.190 It could at least help me start to understand. 05:48.570 --> 05:51.610 F-Fairies don't bite, do they? 05:51.610 --> 05:55.450 I once heard of someone who had a finger bitten off by a fairy. 05:56.240 --> 05:57.990 Cut it out, Charlotte. 05:59.830 --> 06:03.870 One might have even gone in through someone's mouth and eaten their innards... 06:05.000 --> 06:06.170 Charlotte... 06:06.170 --> 06:06.840 Hmph! 06:06.840 --> 06:09.590 Quiet. The fairies will run away. 06:09.590 --> 06:13.090 Why are you only ever nice to Philip? 06:13.090 --> 06:15.220 Because you're always causing trouble— 06:28.980 --> 06:32.690 I have a little sister, so I'm used to this. Don't worry about it. 06:35.030 --> 06:36.110 Sorry. 06:37.530 --> 06:40.200 He's not just nice to Philip. 06:40.200 --> 06:42.700 He's nice to everyone. 06:42.700 --> 06:44.830 That's why it makes me so mad. 06:47.830 --> 06:49.130 Montmorency! 06:56.220 --> 06:57.260 What is it?! 06:57.640 --> 06:59.260 Th-They're... 07:00.760 --> 07:02.140 English soldiers! 07:02.140 --> 07:03.140 What?! 07:03.730 --> 07:04.310 Richemont! 07:11.360 --> 07:12.940 Your fight is with m— 07:13.860 --> 07:14.780 He's weak! 07:14.780 --> 07:16.150 A-Are you okay? 07:16.150 --> 07:17.700 I'm... fine... 07:21.700 --> 07:22.450 Oh, no! 07:32.630 --> 07:33.960 Take this! 07:36.220 --> 07:38.010 You did it! What was that? 07:38.010 --> 07:39.180 Pepper and ash. 07:39.180 --> 07:40.350 It's not even poison?! 07:40.350 --> 07:41.810 I can't make anything that dangerous! 07:41.810 --> 07:43.220 Oh, honestly! 07:45.100 --> 07:46.100 Play along. 07:46.100 --> 07:46.730 Huh? 07:47.100 --> 07:48.600 You'd best turn back! 07:49.150 --> 07:51.650 Do you know who this man is? 07:51.650 --> 07:54.990 He is the first pupil of the famous Nicolas Flamel, 07:54.990 --> 07:58.530 The Alchemist of Black Death, Montmorency! 07:58.530 --> 08:00.160 The one and only! 08:00.870 --> 08:02.080 That's right! 08:02.080 --> 08:05.200 And my next trick will be to turn a man to stone! 08:05.200 --> 08:09.670 Sorry, though. My master hasn't taught me how to turn them back yet! 08:14.000 --> 08:17.420 I have to buy time until Richemont takes that guy out... 08:18.930 --> 08:21.050 Ph-Philosopher's Stone! 08:21.050 --> 08:22.930 By your limitless magical power, 08:23.350 --> 08:25.970 turn this mortal into an invincible berserker! 08:49.870 --> 08:52.040 Let's die here together, shall we? 09:04.810 --> 09:08.640 I didn't realize the English had made it this far into France. 09:09.270 --> 09:11.440 There. You should be fine now. 09:16.570 --> 09:18.690 It's not like our mock battles. 09:18.690 --> 09:19.990 Be proud! 09:20.900 --> 09:23.280 You're strong, Richemont! 09:23.280 --> 09:24.620 Montmorency... 09:25.030 --> 09:27.450 We won because of my strategy! 09:27.450 --> 09:29.710 Yes, I know. Great job. 09:29.710 --> 09:33.790 I-I'm pretty sure I played a significant role, too... 09:35.000 --> 09:37.840 You guys should be praising my Philosopher's Stone too, then! 09:39.050 --> 09:40.590 It's just a rock. 09:42.050 --> 09:45.430 This stone was buried deep in my family's storehouse. 09:45.430 --> 09:48.470 There are piles of ancient treasures in there! 09:49.770 --> 09:51.440 I think it's just a rock. 09:51.810 --> 09:54.440 You don't have to be so blunt about it! 09:56.610 --> 09:59.610 I wish things could stay like this forever. 09:59.610 --> 10:01.900 We all study side by side, 10:01.900 --> 10:04.410 but I am of the noble house of Brittany, 10:04.740 --> 10:06.990 Charlotte is of the French royal family, 10:06.990 --> 10:09.080 and Philip is of the house of Burgundy. 10:10.700 --> 10:12.620 We live in mad times. 10:12.620 --> 10:16.130 We may one day face each other as political opponents, 10:16.590 --> 10:20.010 or even fight on opposing sides of the battlefield. 10:20.420 --> 10:22.470 But if possible, 10:22.470 --> 10:25.430 I would love it if we could stay friends forever. 10:29.770 --> 10:32.850 We can, if that's what we want. 10:33.390 --> 10:35.520 We're the strongest team around! 10:35.520 --> 10:37.020 We can do anything! 10:37.020 --> 10:39.270 We even beat up English soldiers. 10:39.270 --> 10:40.110 Yeah, that's ri— 10:40.110 --> 10:42.190 Curse all you French bastards! 10:42.190 --> 10:43.110 Shut up! 10:43.950 --> 10:44.990 The stone! 10:44.990 --> 10:46.070 Oh, crap! 10:54.120 --> 10:55.960 Hey, why don't we swear an oath? 10:56.830 --> 10:58.670 To stay friends forever. 11:01.760 --> 11:03.220 Let's do it, then! 11:03.220 --> 11:04.220 We will... 11:04.470 --> 11:05.470 We will... 11:05.470 --> 11:07.890 ...even after we graduate from school... 11:08.180 --> 11:10.350 ...remain best friends forever! 11:46.170 --> 11:49.260 Please try to remember the position you're in. 11:49.260 --> 11:54.560 You are a noble lady in line to succeed the throne. 11:54.560 --> 11:57.020 I have two older brothers. 11:57.020 --> 11:59.810 I won't be succeeding the throne. 11:59.810 --> 12:02.400 Then you should have taken me with you! 12:02.400 --> 12:03.650 I am your attendant. 12:03.650 --> 12:07.240 It's my duty to put my life on the line for you. 12:07.860 --> 12:10.370 Oh? How very manly of you. 12:10.370 --> 12:11.280 Yes! 12:13.330 --> 12:16.040 As of tomorrow, you'll wear women's underwear, too. 12:16.040 --> 12:17.330 Are we clear? 12:17.330 --> 12:18.790 What?! 12:19.370 --> 12:20.790 Honestly... 12:20.790 --> 12:24.800 Just because I'm already overflowing with womanly appeal in my childhood... 12:24.800 --> 12:27.720 All men are just wild animals in heat! 12:27.720 --> 12:30.220 That's not what I meant... 12:30.970 --> 12:32.220 A duel! 12:33.260 --> 12:35.390 All you're doing is darting around. 12:35.390 --> 12:38.640 And you call yourself a knight in training, Montmorency?! 12:39.230 --> 12:41.190 I challenge you to a duel! 12:41.480 --> 12:43.270 Why do we have to duel? 12:43.270 --> 12:46.610 You put my Philip in danger out there in the forest! 12:46.610 --> 12:48.570 She's not yours. 12:48.570 --> 12:49.200 Wrong! 12:49.490 --> 12:53.370 No man is a true knight until he swears his love to a lady. 12:53.370 --> 12:57.000 I've made up my mind to devote all my love to Philip! 12:58.410 --> 13:00.330 You heard Alençon. 13:00.330 --> 13:01.420 What do you think? 13:02.380 --> 13:05.300 I-I'm sorry, but I must decline. 13:05.960 --> 13:07.460 Can I go now? 13:07.460 --> 13:08.920 B-Blast you! 13:08.920 --> 13:10.590 That's enough, Alençon. 13:10.590 --> 13:11.590 Sister! 13:11.590 --> 13:14.140 I went into the forest with them. 13:14.140 --> 13:15.930 You want a duel with me, too? 13:15.930 --> 13:19.140 N-No, I wouldn't do something that dastardly... 13:19.140 --> 13:22.230 Honestly... What does a child like you know about the love 13:22.230 --> 13:23.860 between a man and a woman, anyway? 13:24.190 --> 13:25.570 I do know! 13:25.570 --> 13:28.570 I've read erotic books, too— Oh, crap! 13:30.360 --> 13:34.390 Alençon, this is clearly a result of my own negligence. 13:34.390 --> 13:39.090 I'll need to harden my heart and provide you with some tough discipline. 13:38.160 --> 13:40.040 W-Wait, Sister! 13:48.090 --> 13:49.300 We need to talk. 13:55.300 --> 13:57.600 I received word from my brother 13:57.600 --> 14:01.140 that the English troops at Harfleur have been stricken by an epidemic 14:01.140 --> 14:02.770 and intend to retreat to Calais. 14:03.520 --> 14:07.900 The French army will lie in wait at Azincourt to initiate the decisive battle. 14:08.360 --> 14:09.400 I see. 14:13.070 --> 14:15.570 I'm leaving for Azincourt tomorrow. 14:16.570 --> 14:20.120 I'm joining the battle as a representative of the household of Brittany. 14:20.120 --> 14:21.710 But why you?! 14:21.710 --> 14:24.540 Because my brother despises the battlefield. 14:24.540 --> 14:27.090 By sending me, my family can save face. 14:29.130 --> 14:30.460 I'll go, too! 14:31.050 --> 14:32.970 Wh-What? 14:35.050 --> 14:37.800 I remain undefeated in the knight tournament, 14:37.800 --> 14:40.020 and you've lost every round. 14:40.020 --> 14:41.510 Hey, come on! 14:41.510 --> 14:43.730 Just because you're slightly strong, smart, 14:43.730 --> 14:47.190 come from a noble bloodline, and were born with a pretty face 14:47.190 --> 14:51.150 doesn't mean you can talk to a failure like me with pity in your eyes! 14:53.400 --> 14:55.200 I'm glad I got to talk to you. 14:55.740 --> 14:58.030 I know this blazing sunset 14:58.030 --> 15:02.370 will become one of the most beautiful memories in my life. 15:09.920 --> 15:14.130 You want to use the Philosopher's Stone to make your childhood friend immortal? 15:14.130 --> 15:16.680 There's not much time! Please! I'm begging you! 15:18.720 --> 15:21.600 If one becomes something more than human, 15:22.270 --> 15:26.520 one will be banished from the church as a heretic. 15:26.520 --> 15:27.350 Still... 15:27.350 --> 15:31.440 Immortality means running away for eternity 15:31.440 --> 15:34.150 and living alone for eternity. 15:39.870 --> 15:40.910 Then I'll— 15:40.910 --> 15:43.450 I'm just an old bookseller. 15:43.450 --> 15:45.000 Ask someone else. 15:52.880 --> 15:54.840 Montmorency... 15:56.170 --> 16:00.970 I had hoped that you would remain a blockhead until your dying day, but... 16:02.140 --> 16:06.980 Fight against fate, Beast of the Apocalypse. 16:15.940 --> 16:16.990 Brother! 16:16.990 --> 16:18.150 Coming? 16:18.150 --> 16:19.160 Yes! 16:21.660 --> 16:26.200 The French knights will mock us, saying we sold our souls to the devil. 16:26.200 --> 16:27.790 Even down in Hell. 16:27.790 --> 16:29.540 There is no Hell. 16:29.540 --> 16:31.500 That's just the rambling of the priests. 16:32.000 --> 16:36.420 In my world, there is only the realm of Earth and the realm of Heaven. 16:36.840 --> 16:40.340 Now, let us give them the finest hospitality we have to offer. 16:48.230 --> 16:49.230 Damn you! 16:49.230 --> 16:53.360 What Catholic monarch would bear the heretics' crest of the devil?! 16:54.610 --> 16:56.610 Henry V! 16:58.900 --> 17:02.990 God, if you truly exist, I beseech you! 17:09.290 --> 17:12.710 Please... Save Richemont! 17:44.990 --> 17:47.950 Richemont! 18:10.600 --> 18:12.270 Welcome back. 18:12.270 --> 18:13.480 Father... 18:13.810 --> 18:15.980 There is nothing to fear. 18:15.980 --> 18:20.650 We've already made all the preparations to join forces with the English army. 18:33.370 --> 18:36.790 The only way to rescue Richemont, now that England's taken her, 18:36.790 --> 18:39.880 is to become immortal myself! 18:42.170 --> 18:46.890 If there is no God, then I'll sell my soul to the devil. 18:52.730 --> 18:57.440 If you are a relic of a civilization that fell before Christianity existed... 18:57.440 --> 18:59.690 If you are a product of alchemy... 19:00.110 --> 19:02.030 Please, guide me! 19:02.650 --> 19:05.110 I offer you my soul in return! 19:32.140 --> 19:33.850 I am Astaroth, 19:34.350 --> 19:35.980 queen of the fairies. 19:36.440 --> 19:37.520 Was it... 19:38.600 --> 19:42.650 Was it you who woke me from my slumber? 19:44.400 --> 19:47.410 The queen of the fairies will never be kept by a human, 19:47.410 --> 19:49.660 no matter how bad things are. 19:49.660 --> 19:51.660 So you will be my servant— 19:51.660 --> 19:52.450 Fine. 19:53.830 --> 19:56.160 You accepted without hesitation... 19:56.160 --> 19:58.790 I want the power to protect lives. 19:58.790 --> 20:01.290 After I prayed for that, you appeared, 20:01.710 --> 20:05.420 as if someone were ordering me to be that protector. 20:06.840 --> 20:10.550 Very well. I will grant your wish. 20:10.550 --> 20:13.350 I am the guardian of the Philosopher's Stone, after all. 20:13.720 --> 20:15.770 If you swallow the Philosopher's Stone, 20:15.770 --> 20:17.980 its immense power will be yours. 20:17.980 --> 20:22.480 King Solomon, Clovis I, Otto the Great, 20:22.480 --> 20:24.610 and Jesus Christ... 20:24.610 --> 20:27.400 They all achieved great works through the power of the Stone, 20:27.400 --> 20:29.070 earning them the title of "Ulysses." 20:29.070 --> 20:32.330 Wait! Where is the Philosopher's Stone, anyway? 20:32.330 --> 20:34.240 You truly are a fool. 20:34.240 --> 20:35.080 That's it. 20:35.540 --> 20:38.960 One of your ancestors must have been a member of the Knights Templar. 20:38.960 --> 20:43.750 Their true goal was not to reclaim the holy land of Jerusalem. 20:43.750 --> 20:47.010 It was to find the Philosopher's Stone that lay there. 20:52.510 --> 20:55.430 But, Montmorency, do be careful. 20:56.520 --> 20:59.140 If you swallow the Philosopher's Stone as is, 20:59.140 --> 21:01.480 it will turn into poison and kill you. 21:02.810 --> 21:07.690 You must first transmute it into a special liquid called the "Elixir." 21:08.860 --> 21:13.200 Once you drink it, your body will be able to withstand the poison. 21:24.960 --> 21:25.960 Damn it! 21:26.550 --> 21:29.090 This just isn't working. 21:29.840 --> 21:31.220 You have no talent. 21:31.220 --> 21:32.760 Shut up! 21:35.560 --> 21:37.470 How long has it been? 21:37.470 --> 21:38.680 Seven years. 21:39.310 --> 21:40.140 Huh? 21:47.110 --> 21:50.070 To be continued 23:10.440 --> 23:13.610 Jeanne d'Arc and the Alchemist Knight 23:20.060 --> 23:35.040 #02 The Girl Called Jeanne 23:20.850 --> 23:22.180 Small breasts are dangerous! 23:22.180 --> 23:24.140 Should you fall for their appeal, you're done for! 23:24.140 --> 23:25.850 It's straight to effeminate boys from there! 23:25.850 --> 23:27.940 You aren't the sort of perverts who'd lust after 23:27.940 --> 23:30.060 the smooth trunks of little girls, are you?! 23:30.060 --> 23:32.610 Episode 2: "The Girl Called Jeanne." 23:32.610 --> 23:34.440 You'll all be fine, right? Right?! 23:35.050 --> 23:45.060 Surprisingly useful French lesson 23:35.760 --> 23:45.060 "Like an animal during mating season!" 23:35.760 --> 23:45.060 Use it when someone gives you a leering look!