WEBVTT 00:06.270 --> 00:09.560 Year 1415 France - Paris 00:09.900 --> 00:11.440 Citizens! 00:13.440 --> 00:17.110 Harfleur has fallen, but do not fear! 00:17.110 --> 00:19.660 France is blessed with God's divine protection! 00:20.160 --> 00:22.330 The day we repel the English army 00:22.330 --> 00:26.000 and put an end to this prolonged war is near! 00:28.920 --> 00:32.920 #01 Oath 00:37.970 --> 00:40.470 Who's there? You can't just walk in here! 00:40.470 --> 00:42.470 Sorry, but the store's not open yet! 00:42.470 --> 00:44.310 And just when are you going to be open? 00:44.310 --> 00:46.810 Oh, it's just you again. 00:47.270 --> 00:49.480 I don't have new grimoires in yet. 00:49.480 --> 00:52.190 Don't you get sick of coming here looking for those every day? 00:53.480 --> 00:54.860 What's that? 00:57.280 --> 00:58.280 Whoa! 00:58.570 --> 01:01.570 Hmph. That's not a book you could read. 01:01.870 --> 01:03.410 Put it on my tab! 01:05.660 --> 01:07.500 For crying out loud... 01:09.250 --> 01:10.750 Thanks, Master! 01:10.750 --> 01:12.960 I'm not your master! 01:16.510 --> 01:19.510 The Beast of the Apocalypse, eh? 01:25.560 --> 01:28.850 Our nation has been under invasion by our neighbor, 01:28.850 --> 01:31.270 England, since the last century. 01:31.270 --> 01:34.440 The two nations have been at war since the year I was born. 01:34.770 --> 01:37.690 That's nearly eighty years now. 01:37.690 --> 01:43.820 One day, historians will refer to this conflict as the "Hundred Years' War." 01:45.530 --> 01:48.120 This war between two Christian nations 01:48.120 --> 01:52.370 for the rule of the kingdom has resulted in bloodshed and devastated earth, 01:52.370 --> 01:56.960 creating much hardship for the peoples of both France and England. 01:58.130 --> 01:59.800 Good grief. 02:11.980 --> 02:13.850 Ow! 02:18.400 --> 02:20.610 Guess that's as far as I can get on my own... 02:20.610 --> 02:22.150 Montmorency. 02:23.660 --> 02:25.910 Oh... Richemont! 02:25.910 --> 02:27.410 Can't you knock? 02:27.410 --> 02:29.660 You left the door open. 02:30.370 --> 02:33.290 You have the lowest marks in the class in the military arts, 02:33.290 --> 02:34.880 martial arts, and equestrian arts. 02:35.380 --> 02:39.130 On top of that, your poor attendance puts you at risk of failing. 02:39.920 --> 02:41.800 And this heresy you study... 02:41.800 --> 02:42.840 It's not heresy! 02:42.840 --> 02:44.590 Call it "alchemy"! 02:47.680 --> 02:49.770 Montmorency! 02:52.980 --> 02:55.850 Richemont must have gotten here first. 02:56.480 --> 02:58.230 I-I'm sorry! 02:58.230 --> 02:58.940 Hmph! 03:00.070 --> 03:01.610 Ah, um... 03:01.610 --> 03:03.530 I-Is Montmorency... 03:03.530 --> 03:06.950 Bah! Why is a guy like him so popular? 03:08.830 --> 03:10.660 Transmutation with the Philosopher's Stone! 03:10.660 --> 03:12.910 This is the ultimate secret art! 03:12.910 --> 03:16.040 They say the Stone turns its owner immortal! 03:16.040 --> 03:17.960 Which means, if we master alchemy— 03:25.630 --> 03:27.430 If we master alchemy, 03:27.430 --> 03:29.680 no one will have to die in battle anymore. 03:31.220 --> 03:33.020 No reaction? 03:33.020 --> 03:35.440 I've heard this a hundred times. 03:38.400 --> 03:42.030 So you want to buy up all the grimoires you can find... 03:42.030 --> 03:43.240 That's just it! 03:43.240 --> 03:45.860 I've read a bunch, and it's like they're written in code! 03:45.860 --> 03:49.070 I'm not gonna get anywhere unless I get that old man to teach me! 03:49.580 --> 03:50.950 Nicolas Flamel... 03:50.950 --> 03:54.120 The alchemist rumored to have learned the secret art of Kabbalah. 03:56.120 --> 04:00.290 I don't know what rumors you've heard, but I'm just an old bookseller. 04:00.290 --> 04:01.840 Ask someone else. 04:03.170 --> 04:04.800 Who does he think he's fooling? 04:04.800 --> 04:06.840 Are you done talking now? 04:06.840 --> 04:08.970 Then let's talk about reality. 04:08.970 --> 04:12.850 Our nation has already let the English army come in 04:12.850 --> 04:14.890 and take control of Harfleur. 04:14.890 --> 04:19.900 As a noble, it's your duty to become a knight and end this war. 04:20.310 --> 04:24.190 I'd rather have a job that saves lives than one that takes them. 04:25.280 --> 04:26.950 Montmorency... 04:28.950 --> 04:29.700 Oh, yeah! 04:30.120 --> 04:31.410 Are you free tonight? 04:31.410 --> 04:32.080 Huh? 04:43.630 --> 04:46.050 What am I doing, exactly? 04:54.430 --> 04:55.640 Hold it! 04:56.980 --> 04:58.520 Charlotte? 04:58.520 --> 04:59.770 Philip? 05:03.320 --> 05:04.440 Fairies? 05:04.440 --> 05:07.280 Yeah! I saw them, plain as day! 05:16.250 --> 05:17.500 Hey, were those— 05:23.130 --> 05:26.760 As you know, fairies are seen as retainers of demons 05:26.760 --> 05:28.380 and are hunted down by the church. 05:29.010 --> 05:32.090 So why does Nicolas Flamel keep a bunch of them? 05:32.470 --> 05:36.270 Fairies must be connected to alchemy somehow! 05:38.930 --> 05:40.270 Alchemy... 05:40.730 --> 05:42.980 If the old man won't teach it to me, 05:43.270 --> 05:45.570 I'll just have to ask the fairies. 05:45.570 --> 05:48.150 It could at least help me start to understand. 05:48.530 --> 05:51.570 F-Fairies don't bite, do they? 05:51.570 --> 05:55.410 I once heard of someone who had a finger bitten off by a fairy. 05:56.200 --> 05:57.950 Cut it out, Charlotte. 05:59.790 --> 06:03.830 One might have even gone in through someone's mouth and eaten their innards... 06:04.960 --> 06:06.130 Charlotte... 06:06.130 --> 06:06.800 Hmph! 06:06.800 --> 06:09.550 Quiet. The fairies will run away. 06:09.550 --> 06:13.050 Why are you only ever nice to Philip? 06:13.050 --> 06:15.180 Because you're always causing trouble— 06:28.940 --> 06:32.650 I have a little sister, so I'm used to this. Don't worry about it. 06:34.990 --> 06:36.070 Sorry. 06:37.490 --> 06:40.160 He's not just nice to Philip. 06:40.160 --> 06:42.660 He's nice to everyone. 06:42.660 --> 06:44.790 That's why it makes me so mad. 06:47.790 --> 06:49.090 Montmorency! 06:56.180 --> 06:57.220 What is it?! 06:57.600 --> 06:59.220 Th-They're... 07:00.720 --> 07:02.100 English soldiers! 07:02.100 --> 07:03.100 What?! 07:03.690 --> 07:04.270 Richemont! 07:11.320 --> 07:12.900 Your fight is with m— 07:13.820 --> 07:14.740 He's weak! 07:14.740 --> 07:16.110 A-Are you okay? 07:16.110 --> 07:17.660 I'm... fine... 07:21.660 --> 07:22.410 Oh, no! 07:32.590 --> 07:33.920 Take this! 07:36.180 --> 07:37.970 You did it! What was that? 07:37.970 --> 07:39.140 Pepper and ash. 07:39.140 --> 07:40.310 It's not even poison?! 07:40.310 --> 07:41.770 I can't make anything that dangerous! 07:41.770 --> 07:43.180 Oh, honestly! 07:45.060 --> 07:46.060 Play along. 07:46.060 --> 07:46.690 Huh? 07:47.060 --> 07:48.560 You'd best turn back! 07:49.110 --> 07:51.610 Do you know who this man is? 07:51.610 --> 07:54.950 He is the first pupil of the famous Nicolas Flamel, 07:54.950 --> 07:58.490 The Alchemist of Black Death, Montmorency! 07:58.490 --> 08:00.120 The one and only! 08:00.830 --> 08:02.040 That's right! 08:02.040 --> 08:05.160 And my next trick will be to turn a man to stone! 08:05.160 --> 08:09.630 Sorry, though. My master hasn't taught me how to turn them back yet! 08:13.960 --> 08:17.380 I have to buy time until Richemont takes that guy out... 08:18.890 --> 08:21.010 Ph-Philosopher's Stone! 08:21.010 --> 08:22.890 By your limitless magical power, 08:23.310 --> 08:25.930 turn this mortal into an invincible berserker! 08:49.830 --> 08:52.000 Let's die here together, shall we? 09:04.770 --> 09:08.600 I didn't realize the English had made it this far into France. 09:09.230 --> 09:11.400 There. You should be fine now. 09:16.530 --> 09:18.650 It's not like our mock battles. 09:18.650 --> 09:19.950 Be proud! 09:20.860 --> 09:23.240 You're strong, Richemont! 09:23.240 --> 09:24.580 Montmorency... 09:24.990 --> 09:27.410 We won because of my strategy! 09:27.410 --> 09:29.670 Yes, I know. Great job. 09:29.670 --> 09:33.750 I-I'm pretty sure I played a significant role, too... 09:34.960 --> 09:37.800 You guys should be praising my Philosopher's Stone too, then! 09:39.010 --> 09:40.550 It's just a rock. 09:42.010 --> 09:45.390 This stone was buried deep in my family's storehouse. 09:45.390 --> 09:48.430 There are piles of ancient treasures in there! 09:49.730 --> 09:51.400 I think it's just a rock. 09:51.770 --> 09:54.400 You don't have to be so blunt about it! 09:56.570 --> 09:59.570 I wish things could stay like this forever. 09:59.570 --> 10:01.860 We all study side by side, 10:01.860 --> 10:04.370 but I am of the noble house of Brittany, 10:04.700 --> 10:06.950 Charlotte is of the French royal family, 10:06.950 --> 10:09.040 and Philip is of the house of Burgundy. 10:10.660 --> 10:12.580 We live in mad times. 10:12.580 --> 10:16.090 We may one day face each other as political opponents, 10:16.550 --> 10:19.970 or even fight on opposing sides of the battlefield. 10:20.380 --> 10:22.430 But if possible, 10:22.430 --> 10:25.390 I would love it if we could stay friends forever. 10:29.730 --> 10:32.810 We can, if that's what we want. 10:33.350 --> 10:35.480 We're the strongest team around! 10:35.480 --> 10:36.980 We can do anything! 10:36.980 --> 10:39.230 We even beat up English soldiers. 10:39.230 --> 10:40.070 Yeah, that's ri— 10:40.070 --> 10:42.150 Curse all you French bastards! 10:42.150 --> 10:43.070 Shut up! 10:43.910 --> 10:44.950 The stone! 10:44.950 --> 10:46.030 Oh, crap! 10:54.080 --> 10:55.920 Hey, why don't we swear an oath? 10:56.790 --> 10:58.630 To stay friends forever. 11:01.720 --> 11:03.180 Let's do it, then! 11:03.180 --> 11:04.180 We will... 11:04.430 --> 11:05.430 We will... 11:05.430 --> 11:07.850 ...even after we graduate from school... 11:08.140 --> 11:10.310 ...remain best friends forever! 11:46.130 --> 11:49.220 Please try to remember the position you're in. 11:49.220 --> 11:54.520 You are a noble lady in line to succeed the throne. 11:54.520 --> 11:56.980 I have two older brothers. 11:56.980 --> 11:59.770 I won't be succeeding the throne. 11:59.770 --> 12:02.360 Then you should have taken me with you! 12:02.360 --> 12:03.610 I am your attendant. 12:03.610 --> 12:07.200 It's my duty to put my life on the line for you. 12:07.820 --> 12:10.330 Oh? How very manly of you. 12:10.330 --> 12:11.240 Yes! 12:13.290 --> 12:16.000 As of tomorrow, you'll wear women's underwear, too. 12:16.000 --> 12:17.290 Are we clear? 12:17.290 --> 12:18.750 What?! 12:19.330 --> 12:20.750 Honestly... 12:20.750 --> 12:24.760 Just because I'm already overflowing with womanly appeal in my childhood... 12:24.760 --> 12:27.680 All men are just wild animals in heat! 12:27.680 --> 12:30.180 That's not what I meant... 12:30.930 --> 12:32.180 A duel! 12:33.220 --> 12:35.350 All you're doing is darting around. 12:35.350 --> 12:38.600 And you call yourself a knight in training, Montmorency?! 12:39.190 --> 12:41.150 I challenge you to a duel! 12:41.440 --> 12:43.230 Why do we have to duel? 12:43.230 --> 12:46.570 You put my Philip in danger out there in the forest! 12:46.570 --> 12:48.530 She's not yours. 12:48.530 --> 12:49.160 Wrong! 12:49.450 --> 12:53.330 No man is a true knight until he swears his love to a lady. 12:53.330 --> 12:56.960 I've made up my mind to devote all my love to Philip! 12:58.370 --> 13:00.290 You heard Alençon. 13:00.290 --> 13:01.380 What do you think? 13:02.340 --> 13:05.260 I-I'm sorry, but I must decline. 13:05.920 --> 13:07.420 Can I go now? 13:07.420 --> 13:08.880 B-Blast you! 13:08.880 --> 13:10.550 That's enough, Alençon. 13:10.550 --> 13:11.550 Sister! 13:11.550 --> 13:14.100 I went into the forest with them. 13:14.100 --> 13:15.890 You want a duel with me, too? 13:15.890 --> 13:19.100 N-No, I wouldn't do something that dastardly... 13:19.100 --> 13:22.190 Honestly... What does a child like you know about the love 13:22.190 --> 13:23.820 between a man and a woman, anyway? 13:24.150 --> 13:25.530 I do know! 13:25.530 --> 13:28.530 I've read erotic books, too— Oh, crap! 13:30.320 --> 13:34.350 Alençon, this is clearly a result of my own negligence. 13:34.350 --> 13:39.050 I'll need to harden my heart and provide you with some tough discipline. 13:38.120 --> 13:40.000 W-Wait, Sister! 13:48.050 --> 13:49.260 We need to talk. 13:55.260 --> 13:57.560 I received word from my brother 13:57.560 --> 14:01.100 that the English troops at Harfleur have been stricken by an epidemic 14:01.100 --> 14:02.730 and intend to retreat to Calais. 14:03.480 --> 14:07.860 The French army will lie in wait at Azincourt to initiate the decisive battle. 14:08.320 --> 14:09.360 I see. 14:13.030 --> 14:15.530 I'm leaving for Azincourt tomorrow. 14:16.530 --> 14:20.080 I'm joining the battle as a representative of the household of Brittany. 14:20.080 --> 14:21.670 But why you?! 14:21.670 --> 14:24.500 Because my brother despises the battlefield. 14:24.500 --> 14:27.050 By sending me, my family can save face. 14:29.090 --> 14:30.420 I'll go, too! 14:31.010 --> 14:32.930 Wh-What? 14:35.010 --> 14:37.760 I remain undefeated in the knight tournament, 14:37.760 --> 14:39.980 and you've lost every round. 14:39.980 --> 14:41.470 Hey, come on! 14:41.470 --> 14:43.690 Just because you're slightly strong, smart, 14:43.690 --> 14:47.150 come from a noble bloodline, and were born with a pretty face 14:47.150 --> 14:51.110 doesn't mean you can talk to a failure like me with pity in your eyes! 14:53.360 --> 14:55.160 I'm glad I got to talk to you. 14:55.700 --> 14:57.990 I know this blazing sunset 14:57.990 --> 15:02.330 will become one of the most beautiful memories in my life. 15:09.880 --> 15:14.090 You want to use the Philosopher's Stone to make your childhood friend immortal? 15:14.090 --> 15:16.640 There's not much time! Please! I'm begging you! 15:18.680 --> 15:21.560 If one becomes something more than human, 15:22.230 --> 15:26.480 one will be banished from the church as a heretic. 15:26.480 --> 15:27.310 Still... 15:27.310 --> 15:31.400 Immortality means running away for eternity 15:31.400 --> 15:34.110 and living alone for eternity. 15:39.830 --> 15:40.870 Then I'll— 15:40.870 --> 15:43.410 I'm just an old bookseller. 15:43.410 --> 15:44.960 Ask someone else. 15:52.840 --> 15:54.800 Montmorency... 15:56.130 --> 16:00.930 I had hoped that you would remain a blockhead until your dying day, but... 16:02.100 --> 16:06.940 Fight against fate, Beast of the Apocalypse. 16:15.900 --> 16:16.950 Brother! 16:16.950 --> 16:18.110 Coming? 16:18.110 --> 16:19.120 Yes! 16:21.620 --> 16:26.160 The French knights will mock us, saying we sold our souls to the devil. 16:26.160 --> 16:27.750 Even down in Hell. 16:27.750 --> 16:29.500 There is no Hell. 16:29.500 --> 16:31.460 That's just the rambling of the priests. 16:31.960 --> 16:36.380 In my world, there is only the realm of Earth and the realm of Heaven. 16:36.800 --> 16:40.300 Now, let us give them the finest hospitality we have to offer. 16:48.190 --> 16:49.190 Damn you! 16:49.190 --> 16:53.320 What Catholic monarch would bear the heretics' crest of the devil?! 16:54.570 --> 16:56.570 Henry V! 16:58.860 --> 17:02.950 God, if you truly exist, I beseech you! 17:09.250 --> 17:12.670 Please... Save Richemont! 17:44.950 --> 17:47.910 Richemont! 18:10.560 --> 18:12.230 Welcome back. 18:12.230 --> 18:13.440 Father... 18:13.770 --> 18:15.940 There is nothing to fear. 18:15.940 --> 18:20.610 We've already made all the preparations to join forces with the English army. 18:33.330 --> 18:36.750 The only way to rescue Richemont, now that England's taken her, 18:36.750 --> 18:39.840 is to become immortal myself! 18:42.130 --> 18:46.850 If there is no God, then I'll sell my soul to the devil. 18:52.690 --> 18:57.400 If you are a relic of a civilization that fell before Christianity existed... 18:57.400 --> 18:59.650 If you are a product of alchemy... 19:00.070 --> 19:01.990 Please, guide me! 19:02.610 --> 19:05.070 I offer you my soul in return! 19:32.100 --> 19:33.810 I am Astaroth, 19:34.310 --> 19:35.940 queen of the fairies. 19:36.400 --> 19:37.480 Was it... 19:38.560 --> 19:42.610 Was it you who woke me from my slumber? 19:44.360 --> 19:47.370 The queen of the fairies will never be kept by a human, 19:47.370 --> 19:49.620 no matter how bad things are. 19:49.620 --> 19:51.620 So you will be my servant— 19:51.620 --> 19:52.410 Fine. 19:53.790 --> 19:56.120 You accepted without hesitation... 19:56.120 --> 19:58.750 I want the power to protect lives. 19:58.750 --> 20:01.250 After I prayed for that, you appeared, 20:01.670 --> 20:05.380 as if someone were ordering me to be that protector. 20:06.800 --> 20:10.510 Very well. I will grant your wish. 20:10.510 --> 20:13.310 I am the guardian of the Philosopher's Stone, after all. 20:13.680 --> 20:15.730 If you swallow the Philosopher's Stone, 20:15.730 --> 20:17.940 its immense power will be yours. 20:17.940 --> 20:22.440 King Solomon, Clovis I, Otto the Great, 20:22.440 --> 20:24.570 and Jesus Christ... 20:24.570 --> 20:27.360 They all achieved great works through the power of the Stone, 20:27.360 --> 20:29.030 earning them the title of "Ulysses." 20:29.030 --> 20:32.290 Wait! Where is the Philosopher's Stone, anyway? 20:32.290 --> 20:34.200 You truly are a fool. 20:34.200 --> 20:35.040 That's it. 20:35.500 --> 20:38.920 One of your ancestors must have been a member of the Knights Templar. 20:38.920 --> 20:43.710 Their true goal was not to reclaim the holy land of Jerusalem. 20:43.710 --> 20:46.970 It was to find the Philosopher's Stone that lay there. 20:52.470 --> 20:55.390 But, Montmorency, do be careful. 20:56.480 --> 20:59.100 If you swallow the Philosopher's Stone as is, 20:59.100 --> 21:01.440 it will turn into poison and kill you. 21:02.770 --> 21:07.650 You must first transmute it into a special liquid called the "Elixir." 21:08.820 --> 21:13.160 Once you drink it, your body will be able to withstand the poison. 21:24.920 --> 21:25.920 Damn it! 21:26.510 --> 21:29.050 This just isn't working. 21:29.800 --> 21:31.180 You have no talent. 21:31.180 --> 21:32.720 Shut up! 21:35.520 --> 21:37.430 How long has it been? 21:37.430 --> 21:38.640 Seven years. 21:39.270 --> 21:40.100 Huh? 21:47.070 --> 21:50.030 To be continued 23:10.400 --> 23:13.570 Jeanne d'Arc and the Alchemist Knight 23:20.020 --> 23:35.000 #02 The Girl Called Jeanne 23:20.810 --> 23:22.140 Small breasts are dangerous! 23:22.140 --> 23:24.100 Should you fall for their appeal, you're done for! 23:24.100 --> 23:25.810 It's straight to effeminate boys from there! 23:25.810 --> 23:27.900 You aren't the sort of perverts who'd lust after 23:27.900 --> 23:30.020 the smooth trunks of little girls, are you?! 23:30.020 --> 23:32.570 Episode 2: "The Girl Called Jeanne." 23:32.570 --> 23:34.400 You'll all be fine, right? Right?! 23:35.010 --> 23:45.020 Surprisingly useful French lesson 23:35.720 --> 23:45.020 "Like an animal during mating season!" 23:35.720 --> 23:45.020 Use it when someone gives you a leering look!