WEBVTT 00:00.580 --> 00:04.510 After the English army emerged victorious in the Battle of Agincourt, 00:04.510 --> 00:09.580 they then advanced on Paris, the capital of the kingdom, and captured it. 00:10.060 --> 00:15.950 The French royal court escaped Paris and relocated their royal palace to Chinon. 00:15.950 --> 00:19.720 The Duchy of Burgundy severed ties with the royal family, 00:19.720 --> 00:21.580 and allied with the English army. 00:22.280 --> 00:24.620 The region was in a state of chaos. 00:24.620 --> 00:28.220 Uncertain of their fate, the suffering and cries of the masses 00:28.220 --> 00:30.580 could be heard throughout the nation of France. 00:46.600 --> 00:49.020 Jeanne? Jeanne? 00:49.020 --> 00:50.980 What's the matter? 00:59.280 --> 01:01.780 Oh, it's nothing! 01:07.040 --> 01:17.340 #02 The Girl Called Jeanne 02:44.220 --> 02:47.850 I pray that the English army will return to their own country. 02:47.850 --> 02:50.200 Return home! 02:50.200 --> 02:52.560 I pray that the war will end. 02:52.560 --> 02:55.100 End! 02:55.100 --> 02:57.950 I pray that my breasts will grow bigger! 02:57.950 --> 03:00.360 Grow bigger? 03:04.550 --> 03:07.960 This is a ritual passed down for generations in our Fai Tribe. 03:07.960 --> 03:10.380 Have faith, and you shall be saved! 03:10.380 --> 03:12.870 But the war hasn't ended, at all! 03:13.280 --> 03:14.720 And my breasts... 03:14.720 --> 03:16.750 Oh, you already have visitors. 03:18.000 --> 03:19.630 Don't panic. 03:19.630 --> 03:21.260 I won't do anything to hurt you. 03:23.610 --> 03:24.860 Are you... 03:25.680 --> 03:27.830 A black mage? 03:27.830 --> 03:28.890 No, that's not it. 03:29.590 --> 03:31.390 I'm a traveling alchemist. 03:31.940 --> 03:33.440 Montmorency. 03:33.440 --> 03:36.360 We'll be using that ruin. 03:38.900 --> 03:40.480 She's got wings! 03:40.480 --> 03:44.890 I've heard that the winged are the queens of fairy tribes! 03:44.890 --> 03:48.320 But the winged shouldn't be able to be tamed by humans! 03:48.320 --> 03:52.340 I tamed that man to be my slave. 04:02.300 --> 04:05.620 Wow! Such a big hat! 04:08.530 --> 04:10.550 Hey, what are you doing? 04:10.990 --> 04:12.430 Is that a magical potion? 04:17.910 --> 04:20.920 If I borrow the powers of this ruin's presence, 04:20.920 --> 04:23.740 I may be able to transmute the elixir. 04:24.720 --> 04:26.940 Astaroth was right. 04:26.940 --> 04:27.820 This might work out! 04:27.820 --> 04:28.700 Boobies! 04:29.730 --> 04:30.700 Boobies! 04:31.100 --> 04:34.040 Will my breasts grow if I drink that potion? 04:34.040 --> 04:35.390 They won't! 04:35.390 --> 04:37.330 Isn't it a magical potion? 04:37.660 --> 04:38.960 It's not magic. 04:39.240 --> 04:40.830 It's alchemy. 04:40.830 --> 04:43.340 Alchemy is a very sensitive process. 04:43.340 --> 04:45.020 I'll help! 04:43.960 --> 04:45.460 Don't get in my way! 04:45.080 --> 04:47.060 Let me help! 04:46.050 --> 04:48.410 Do you know what'll happen if the mixture is even slightly off? 04:48.410 --> 04:50.480 It'll be a disaster! 04:51.530 --> 04:52.220 You idiot! 05:00.730 --> 05:02.350 Let us swear an oath! 05:02.350 --> 05:03.730 We will... 05:03.730 --> 05:04.960 We will... 05:04.960 --> 05:07.640 ...remain best friends forever... 05:07.640 --> 05:09.740 ...even after we graduate from school! 05:17.720 --> 05:20.600 You didn't die from elixir intoxication. 05:20.600 --> 05:22.000 Luck is on your side. 05:23.700 --> 05:25.270 I failed again? 05:25.270 --> 05:26.130 Yes. 05:26.960 --> 05:28.260 Damn it! 05:28.260 --> 05:29.800 You're pathetic. 05:29.800 --> 05:35.050 I thought you could transmute the elixir within three years with my guidance. 05:35.050 --> 05:36.350 It's been seven years! 05:36.350 --> 05:39.130 Seven years, more than twice that! 05:39.130 --> 05:42.600 The process involves stepping into the other world, 05:42.600 --> 05:45.390 so, naturally, the flow of time would be different. 05:45.390 --> 05:47.610 You didn't even know that? 05:47.610 --> 05:48.640 What a loser. 05:48.640 --> 05:50.860 Give me back my precious years of puberty! 05:52.450 --> 05:54.220 Listen well, Montmorency. 05:54.220 --> 05:56.740 You're a man chosen to become the next Ulysses. 05:57.780 --> 06:03.260 You will put an end to all wars in the world, including the Anglo-French War, 06:03.260 --> 06:07.830 and turn this world into a utopia for all eternity. 06:08.680 --> 06:13.060 Montmorency, that is why I bestowed my knowledge upon you. 06:13.910 --> 06:16.510 So get your act together already! Got it? 06:18.770 --> 06:22.960 Listen... I'm not hoping to end all wars or become a king, 06:22.960 --> 06:25.880 or anything of that magnitude. 06:25.880 --> 06:27.560 You're telling me you have low aspirations? 06:27.560 --> 06:28.750 What a disappointment! 06:28.750 --> 06:32.540 You know, you can hoard all the beauties in the world if you become a king! 06:32.540 --> 06:33.780 Not interested. 06:34.770 --> 06:37.790 You said it like the bratty virgin that you are. 06:37.790 --> 06:41.750 Aren't you at least partially responsible for me being a virgin? 06:43.800 --> 06:48.050 I'm sorry. This is all because I got in your way, right? 06:51.780 --> 06:53.590 It's not your fault. 06:54.740 --> 06:56.920 It's my fault for lacking talent. 06:57.520 --> 06:58.980 So don't worry about it. 07:03.880 --> 07:06.180 Montmorency-niichan! 07:06.600 --> 07:08.250 Don't cry. 07:18.780 --> 07:20.590 I'm La Hire. 07:20.590 --> 07:25.690 I came here to inform you that the Burgundian army will strike this region. 07:25.690 --> 07:29.370 W-Were you hired by Princess Charlotte? 07:29.370 --> 07:31.710 Will you protect us? 07:31.710 --> 07:32.680 Yeah. 07:33.550 --> 07:38.550 However, I'll need you to hand over all your food in exchange for protection. 07:48.260 --> 07:49.520 Wait! 07:50.640 --> 07:51.650 A child?! 07:53.380 --> 07:55.280 Don't hurt anyone! 07:55.280 --> 07:57.530 Please, pretty soldier! 08:01.960 --> 08:03.910 She's so reckless! 08:03.910 --> 08:06.720 What were you going to do if she shot without warning? 08:07.990 --> 08:11.150 Why is there a black mage in such a remote village? 08:11.150 --> 08:12.460 It's a misunderstanding! 08:12.460 --> 08:14.470 He's an alchemist. 08:16.080 --> 08:19.240 Wh-What's with this girl?! 08:19.240 --> 08:21.530 There are winged fairies? 08:21.530 --> 08:25.740 How can such a cute creature be allowed to exist in this world?! 08:30.930 --> 08:32.940 This is not good. 08:34.240 --> 08:35.940 We can't hand over everything! 08:36.250 --> 08:38.400 How can we survive the winter? 08:38.400 --> 08:40.410 You're getting paid, right? 08:40.410 --> 08:43.660 Maybe get your employer to pay extra? 08:44.050 --> 08:46.810 Even salaries are not being paid on time. 08:46.810 --> 08:49.710 It seems the exiled royal family is out of funds. 08:49.710 --> 08:54.800 Sorry, but we can't survive without on-site payment. 08:54.800 --> 08:57.790 Pretty soldier, you can survive about half a year without food 08:57.790 --> 09:00.470 by absorbing the fat on your breast! 09:00.470 --> 09:02.640 I'm not a milk cow! 09:02.640 --> 09:04.720 Damn! She's so cute! 09:05.160 --> 09:08.990 Are you really La Hire, notorious for being the biggest troublemaker 09:08.990 --> 09:10.430 in the mercenary business? 09:10.430 --> 09:13.670 I've always assumed that you were a grumpy, old man... 09:15.530 --> 09:17.520 Wh-What's this? 09:17.520 --> 09:18.860 Gross! 09:21.110 --> 09:23.470 Did this guy do something strange to you? 09:23.470 --> 09:24.570 What do you mean by that? 09:24.570 --> 09:25.530 Cut that out! 09:25.530 --> 09:27.420 Could that be... an elixir? 09:27.420 --> 09:28.500 Wh-What?! 09:28.500 --> 09:30.140 I get it now... 09:30.140 --> 09:34.240 You must have absorbed an unfathomable amount of elixir, 09:34.240 --> 09:38.920 and you have become a vessel that can transmute elixir! 09:38.920 --> 09:40.460 Is that even possible? 09:40.460 --> 09:44.010 It shouldn't be, but there's no other explanation. 09:44.010 --> 09:45.950 Hey, what are you talking about? 09:45.950 --> 09:46.890 Stay out of it! 09:48.640 --> 09:53.200 Simply put, my body can now withstand the swallowing of the Philosopher's Stone? 09:53.200 --> 09:54.810 I can become the next Ulysses? 09:54.810 --> 09:55.710 Yes. 09:55.710 --> 09:56.800 All right! 09:56.800 --> 09:57.900 Hold it! 09:58.400 --> 10:01.630 You can probably only stay as Ulysses for three minutes, at most. 10:01.630 --> 10:05.420 Your body will keep transmuting elixir, which will react with the Philosopher's Stone, 10:05.420 --> 10:08.540 causing it to spiral out of control. 10:08.540 --> 10:10.290 S-Spiral out of control? 10:10.290 --> 10:13.160 What'll happen then? 10:13.160 --> 10:14.350 I don't know. 10:14.350 --> 10:17.080 This is an unprecedented situation, even for me. 10:17.080 --> 10:19.980 You may die of madness after the stone takes over your mind, 10:19.980 --> 10:22.300 or you may simply explode. 10:22.300 --> 10:25.930 In any case, there can only be horrible consequences. 10:25.930 --> 10:27.160 Damn it! 10:27.160 --> 10:29.430 Explain it in a way that we can understand! 10:30.680 --> 10:32.780 Xaintrailles! What's wrong? 10:32.780 --> 10:33.770 Enemy attack! 10:33.770 --> 10:36.720 No way! How could they be here this quick?! 10:36.720 --> 10:37.650 How should I know? 10:39.360 --> 10:40.220 Take this! 10:41.900 --> 10:43.100 So heavy! 10:43.590 --> 10:46.280 Your tiny sword won't be of any use! 10:46.280 --> 10:47.640 Let's head out! 11:08.180 --> 11:10.180 Don't let them enter the town! 11:10.180 --> 11:14.190 These guys will burn down the village without a second thought! 11:19.200 --> 11:22.490 If you can't wield a sword, then maybe you can use black magic... 11:22.490 --> 11:25.070 I told you already! I'm an alchemist! 11:25.400 --> 11:26.650 Astaroth... 11:26.650 --> 11:27.710 What is it? 11:27.710 --> 11:31.540 How about I pass the elixir to La Hire, mouth-to-mouth? 11:32.200 --> 11:34.830 Then I'll let her swallow the Philosopher's Stone. 11:35.230 --> 11:36.960 I'm sure she'll be able to win— 11:36.960 --> 11:37.840 No! 11:37.840 --> 11:39.710 She's practically a bandit. 11:39.710 --> 11:44.120 If she obtains powers beyond her abilities, things would only get worse! 11:44.120 --> 11:46.030 You can't even see that? 11:46.030 --> 11:46.570 But... 11:46.570 --> 11:51.720 Absolutely not! I forbid it. End of discussion! 11:47.780 --> 11:51.040 Lord, please protect everyone. 11:52.230 --> 11:55.340 We must find a new safe haven! 11:58.830 --> 12:00.320 What are you doing? 12:00.320 --> 12:02.720 You'll be killed if you don't run! 12:02.720 --> 12:04.240 But Jeanne is... 12:09.970 --> 12:12.560 We must not abandon Jeanne! 12:12.560 --> 12:14.440 Yeah! 12:17.740 --> 12:19.860 Stop it! 12:19.860 --> 12:22.960 Let's work together to protect Jeanne's village! 12:22.960 --> 12:24.200 Yeah! 12:24.200 --> 12:28.030 This fairy tribe consists of half-assed spiritual beings 12:28.030 --> 12:29.840 that couldn't make it to heaven or hell. 12:29.840 --> 12:32.220 Exterminate on sight. 12:32.220 --> 12:33.820 Charge! 12:33.820 --> 12:35.480 Yeah! 12:36.340 --> 12:37.500 Little fairies? 12:37.500 --> 12:39.480 You still don't get it? 12:39.480 --> 12:42.430 Did you drool out your wisdom along with elixir? 12:42.430 --> 12:43.500 What are you trying to say? 12:43.500 --> 12:44.840 See? There it is again! 12:44.840 --> 12:47.130 What about you? You have a small body, so you have a small brain. 12:47.130 --> 12:48.810 That's why you can't come up with a solution! 12:48.810 --> 12:49.710 That's an insult! 12:49.710 --> 12:50.490 But it's true? 13:02.830 --> 13:05.510 H-Human... 13:06.150 --> 13:10.790 Don't burn down Jeanne's village... 13:10.790 --> 13:14.510 Don't dress like a human, you vermin! 13:15.830 --> 13:17.270 Little fairy?! 13:19.430 --> 13:23.520 Why would you kill innocent fairies? 13:23.520 --> 13:25.030 Why? 13:25.390 --> 13:27.240 Why? 13:27.240 --> 13:29.350 I mean, you're such a... 13:29.350 --> 13:30.940 Hey, where's Jeanne? 13:35.510 --> 13:38.360 Let's make this quick. We've wasted enough time. 13:38.360 --> 13:39.700 Here we go. 13:52.470 --> 13:54.760 Damn it! Are you okay? 13:54.760 --> 13:55.720 Hang in there! 13:56.280 --> 13:57.200 The ribbon... 13:57.200 --> 13:58.350 Don't move! 13:58.670 --> 14:00.520 But the ribbon... 14:01.350 --> 14:02.570 Hold on. 14:04.390 --> 14:06.250 It's my sister's ribbon. 14:06.250 --> 14:11.880 Last year, the English troops pillaged us, looking for food. 14:11.880 --> 14:13.980 My little sister was killed during the attack... 14:16.320 --> 14:18.500 I'll become your little sister! 14:20.250 --> 14:22.620 So cheer up! 14:35.180 --> 14:39.000 I wanted to become a princess knight. 14:39.650 --> 14:43.980 But they say only nobles can become knights. 14:44.590 --> 14:49.730 So... I was trying to end the war with rituals... 14:52.690 --> 14:56.650 If only... I had the power to... 14:56.650 --> 14:59.310 If one becomes something more than human, 14:59.310 --> 15:03.520 one will be banished from the Church as a heretic. 15:03.520 --> 15:07.690 Immortality means running away for eternity 15:07.690 --> 15:10.510 and living alone for eternity. 15:12.290 --> 15:14.920 If you wish to live, 15:14.920 --> 15:17.040 I will grant you power. 15:17.040 --> 15:18.030 Huh? 15:18.030 --> 15:19.180 Don't tell me... 15:19.180 --> 15:21.950 Yeah, if we let her swallow the Philosopher's Stone, 15:21.950 --> 15:25.290 she should be able to assimilate the stone's powers and regenerate her flesh. 15:25.290 --> 15:26.800 It's too late! 15:26.800 --> 15:29.960 If we insert the Philosopher's Stone directly into her wound... 15:33.350 --> 15:35.340 Is that the power? 15:35.340 --> 15:36.530 Yeah. 15:36.530 --> 15:40.840 But, Jeanne, if you obtain this power, you will no longer be human. 15:40.840 --> 15:42.730 You won't be able to stay in this village. 15:43.950 --> 15:47.670 Then where should I go? 15:47.670 --> 15:49.900 Am I going to be all alone? 15:49.900 --> 15:52.510 No, I'll protect you. 15:54.170 --> 15:57.770 From now, until the time you die, 15:58.440 --> 16:00.930 I'll never let you be alone. 16:11.190 --> 16:14.280 You're a fool beyond belief. 16:14.280 --> 16:15.760 Will this work? 16:15.760 --> 16:19.400 Could a child assimilate half of the Philosopher's Stone? 16:19.400 --> 16:20.520 I don't know! 16:20.520 --> 16:22.200 No one has ever tried this before! 16:41.800 --> 16:44.680 It tastes sweet, Montmorency. 16:44.680 --> 16:46.960 It's sweet and hot. 16:46.960 --> 16:50.230 Yeah, it feels like my body is about to burn up. 16:55.410 --> 16:57.110 It hurts! 16:57.110 --> 16:58.490 Endure it, Jeanne! 16:58.880 --> 17:01.200 I can't stand it! It hurts! 17:01.200 --> 17:02.720 It hurts! 17:02.720 --> 17:03.980 I can't... 17:03.980 --> 17:05.080 Almost there! 17:05.080 --> 17:06.020 Hang on! 17:07.760 --> 17:09.420 It hurts! 17:09.420 --> 17:12.750 Mom... Mom! 17:12.750 --> 17:14.750 Live through this, Jeanne! 17:20.920 --> 17:24.600 Hey, give me a baiser before we die. 17:25.970 --> 17:27.350 Sorry, but that's a no. 17:28.950 --> 17:30.520 Are you ready to die? 17:30.520 --> 17:33.060 You're the ones who need to be ready. 17:33.470 --> 17:34.230 Who's there?! 17:36.260 --> 17:37.390 Jeanne? 17:41.040 --> 17:42.730 You're the girl from earlier. 17:42.730 --> 17:44.320 You don't even have a weapon. 17:44.320 --> 17:46.100 How can you fight mercenary soldiers? 17:46.900 --> 17:48.120 Huh? That's mine! 17:52.880 --> 17:55.380 This is the power of Philosopher's Stone? 17:55.650 --> 17:58.590 It feels like power is welling up from inside of my body! 17:58.590 --> 18:00.380 You'd better fear me. 18:00.850 --> 18:03.260 Beg and cry for mercy! 18:03.920 --> 18:06.760 Jeanne... What happened to her? 18:24.560 --> 18:26.830 This is not even a sword fight. 18:26.830 --> 18:29.750 Yeah, the vermin pillaging the village... 18:29.750 --> 18:32.040 ...are to be exterminated on sight! 18:32.040 --> 18:33.420 She's a monster! 18:33.420 --> 18:35.420 Retreat! 18:35.420 --> 18:36.430 Wait! 18:36.920 --> 18:39.500 Enough! You've done enough, Jeanne! 18:40.850 --> 18:43.430 Hey, what happened to Jeanne? 18:43.430 --> 18:44.990 That's what I want to know! 18:44.990 --> 18:46.510 She turned into an evil soldier! 18:46.510 --> 18:47.760 That's not the Jeanne I know! 18:48.120 --> 18:50.140 It's the effect of the Philosopher's Stone. 18:50.140 --> 18:54.480 While the stone grants power, it also intensifies emotions. 18:54.480 --> 18:58.810 Don't worry. Human beings cannot stay as Ulysses for long. 18:58.810 --> 19:00.400 Jeanne is a child, 19:00.400 --> 19:03.370 and she assimilated only half of the Philosopher's Stone, so before long... 19:03.370 --> 19:04.660 You, milk cow! 19:05.080 --> 19:06.520 Milk cow? 19:06.520 --> 19:08.100 Fight me! 19:08.890 --> 19:13.130 Killing small fry can't satisfy me, no matter how many I defeat. 19:13.130 --> 19:15.980 I have to fight someone at least as strong as you... 19:15.980 --> 19:16.920 Jeanne! 19:16.920 --> 19:18.250 Enough of this already— 19:18.250 --> 19:19.190 Wait! 19:19.970 --> 19:21.590 You'll get yourself killed. 19:22.630 --> 19:25.080 There's one more reason to fight. 19:25.080 --> 19:28.380 Those huge breasts of yours are an eyesore! 19:28.380 --> 19:29.510 Stay back. 19:30.420 --> 19:31.890 You were safe? 19:33.570 --> 19:34.710 Jeanne? 19:35.270 --> 19:37.520 Th-That's... 19:37.920 --> 19:39.380 The devil! 19:40.930 --> 19:42.150 Head. 19:42.600 --> 19:44.280 Aim for the head. 19:44.280 --> 19:48.570 If my brain is destroyed, even Ulysses won't be able to survive. 19:48.570 --> 19:50.540 I have to kill her, or I'll be killed! 20:00.840 --> 20:05.720 I knew from the start that you would aim for the head. 20:05.720 --> 20:07.550 Then it's easy to block it! 20:07.920 --> 20:10.360 At least it's a cute girl who kills me. 20:10.360 --> 20:11.850 That's the only consolation for me. 20:27.120 --> 20:29.420 It ran out of time, huh? 20:30.540 --> 20:34.510 Jeanne can only function as a Ulysses for three minutes. 20:34.510 --> 20:37.040 The power granted is "acceleration." 20:37.040 --> 20:40.250 Emotion intensified is... "arrogance." 20:41.910 --> 20:47.260 Mayor, when my parents return, 20:47.260 --> 20:49.010 please explain it to them. 20:50.530 --> 20:53.100 How should I explain it to them?! 20:53.100 --> 20:55.140 Your daughter became a heretical demon?! 21:01.160 --> 21:04.280 Looks like the utopia for eternity just got one step further. 21:04.280 --> 21:05.640 Montmorency... 21:05.640 --> 21:07.380 What do you intend to do now? 21:08.520 --> 21:10.910 She can never return here. 21:10.910 --> 21:15.290 Not only that, she'll be hunted down by the inquisition. 21:15.290 --> 21:16.660 It's the opposite. 21:17.120 --> 21:19.680 Jeanne will become a saint, starting today. 21:19.680 --> 21:21.050 A saint? 21:21.050 --> 21:22.440 What do you mean by that? 21:30.870 --> 21:31.850 Jeanne. 21:34.310 --> 21:35.400 Let's go. 21:44.560 --> 21:45.540 Yeah! 21:47.090 --> 21:50.050 To Be Continued 23:20.040 --> 23:35.050 #3 To the Scheming Palace 23:20.610 --> 23:23.180 Just as there are many types of faces and hairstyles, 23:23.180 --> 23:24.710 boobs have just as much individuality. 23:24.710 --> 23:26.090 Jeanne is a dish-type. 23:26.090 --> 23:27.660 Richemont is now a cone-type. 23:27.660 --> 23:29.880 Princess Charlotte's has grown into a bell-type! 23:30.400 --> 23:32.880 Episode 3: "To the Scheming Palace." 23:32.880 --> 23:34.310 What type are you? 23:35.050 --> 23:40.060 Surprisingly useful French lesson 23:35.760 --> 23:40.060 Use it when praying that your breasts will grow bigger! 23:35.760 --> 23:40.060 I pray that my breasts will grow bigger!