1 00:00:12,888 --> 00:00:16,475 [narrator] This is Ranma from the Saotome School of Anything Goes Martial Arts. 2 00:00:17,309 --> 00:00:19,644 And this is Akane of the Tendo Dojo. 3 00:00:20,771 --> 00:00:23,940 These two teens were arranged to be married by their parents. 4 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:26,151 Don't tell me what to do! 5 00:00:26,234 --> 00:00:27,527 You're so annoying. 6 00:00:28,612 --> 00:00:31,615 Unfortunately, Ranma has a bit of a problem. 7 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:32,866 Hmm? 8 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:36,495 What the hell was that? 9 00:00:37,662 --> 00:00:41,333 When he's splashed with cold water, he transforms into a girl. 10 00:00:46,338 --> 00:00:50,592 {\an8}RANMA1/2 11 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:14,759 {\an8}SHAMPOO CLEANS UP 12 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:16,469 {\an8}The Kiss of Death. 13 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:19,139 {\an8}I'll hunt you down to the depths of hell, 14 00:02:19,222 --> 00:02:20,223 {\an8}- and kill you. - [metal clangs] 15 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:23,476 Oh, don't worry, 'cause I'm not going anywhere. 16 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:26,146 I'm putting an end to this here. 17 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:34,029 [grunts] Akane! 18 00:02:34,112 --> 00:02:37,115 Akane! Akane! Akane! 19 00:02:37,616 --> 00:02:38,909 Akane! 20 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:41,661 [thuds] 21 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:43,872 [squealing] 22 00:02:44,789 --> 00:02:46,333 [grunting] 23 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:47,584 [gasps] Akane! 24 00:02:48,376 --> 00:02:51,046 [panting] Hey. [breathes shakily] 25 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:52,797 [breathing heavily] 26 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:57,719 {\an8}Akane! 27 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:01,306 [grunts, sighs] 28 00:03:01,389 --> 00:03:02,682 Akane! 29 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:04,517 [Akane] Huh? 30 00:03:05,477 --> 00:03:06,728 [grunts] What happened? 31 00:03:06,811 --> 00:03:07,854 [sighs] 32 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,023 [grunts] 33 00:03:13,818 --> 00:03:15,904 {\an8}Do I know you? 34 00:03:17,072 --> 00:03:18,448 Of course you do! 35 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:20,700 Now what happened between you and Shampoo? 36 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:22,786 Shampoo... 37 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:24,788 Uh, Akane? 38 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:26,790 I remember... 39 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:30,460 I think I was trying to fight Shampoo. 40 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:31,962 [attack yell] 41 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:35,715 [grunts] 42 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:38,885 [gasps] 43 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:42,597 [zaps] 44 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:47,102 [Akane] But what happened after that? 45 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:49,521 [sighs] 46 00:03:52,107 --> 00:03:55,277 Somehow, my head feels much more refreshed now. 47 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:58,530 [stammers] Hey, Akane. Wait for me. 48 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:01,741 Uh, you're acting like I should know you or something. 49 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:02,701 What? 50 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:03,910 Who even are you? 51 00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:05,036 Oh, come on... 52 00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:07,664 [Akane] Hmm? 53 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:10,500 Sorry, did you and I meet somewhere before? 54 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:11,418 Huh? 55 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:13,378 Hmm. 56 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:16,673 [stammers] 57 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:19,718 [gasps] Wait. No way. 58 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:22,304 Is it amnesia? 59 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:24,556 Look! There she is. 60 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:25,640 Akane! 61 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:27,434 - Oh. Hey, you guys. - [grunts] 62 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:30,729 We were all worried about you. 63 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:31,896 Are you okay? 64 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:33,481 Yeah, I'm totally fine. 65 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:35,608 Was that Shampoo girl a tough opponent? 66 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:37,736 I didn't think she was that bad. 67 00:04:38,236 --> 00:04:39,654 - Right, P-chan? - [squeaks] 68 00:04:39,738 --> 00:04:41,448 You can't be serious right now. 69 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:43,616 - She knocked you out cold. - [sighs] 70 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,410 Again, who even are you? 71 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:47,370 Oh, please! 72 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:49,581 Do you know this guy? He a transfer student? 73 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:52,375 Huh? What do you mean? 74 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:53,460 Akane? 75 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:55,378 Uh... 76 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:59,883 {\an8}So, he's my fiancé? 77 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,928 [student 1] Yeah. You've lived together for quite a while now. 78 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:05,513 - [student 2] It's Ranma! - Mm-hmm. 79 00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:07,223 {\an8}There's no way you're telling me the truth. 80 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,726 {\an8}- [exclaims] - Wait. Ranma? 81 00:05:10,602 --> 00:05:11,728 [grunts] 82 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:13,480 Ran-ma... 83 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:15,690 Ranma? 84 00:05:15,774 --> 00:05:16,858 [grunts] 85 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:22,530 Huh? Now that I think about it, it does sound kinda familiar. 86 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:28,036 For some weird reason, it makes me feel nostalgic. 87 00:05:29,371 --> 00:05:30,205 [squeaks] 88 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:31,206 [groaning] 89 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:32,999 - Akane? - What's the matter? 90 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:34,626 [squealing] 91 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:39,005 That's a lattice or openwork installed between the lintel and ceiling 92 00:05:39,089 --> 00:05:41,007 to provide ventilation and lighting, isn't it? 93 00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:42,550 {\an8}You're thinking of a ranma. 94 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:46,930 {\an8}A Latin music of Cuban origin in 2/4 time with a strong, dynamic beat! 95 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:48,973 Now you're thinking of a rumba! 96 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:52,560 What is this? I'm the only thing she's forgotten about! 97 00:05:53,561 --> 00:05:55,230 {\an8}- I need you to come with me. - [squeals] 98 00:05:55,313 --> 00:05:57,941 - [grunts] - Hang on. What are you doing with P-chan? 99 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,567 We're just having a conversation. 100 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:00,944 Give him back! 101 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:02,362 Okay. 102 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:08,493 - [grunts] - [gasps] 103 00:06:08,576 --> 00:06:10,286 [grunting] 104 00:06:10,995 --> 00:06:13,206 He moves too well to be just anyone. 105 00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:15,750 Who was the guy that ran away? 106 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:17,544 I already told you it's Ranma. 107 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:22,006 [students] Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four! Hup! 108 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:23,466 [squeaks] 109 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:29,722 [Ranma] Tell me everything you saw in the fight earlier. 110 00:06:30,306 --> 00:06:32,475 What move did Shampoo pull on Akane? 111 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:33,768 [scoffs] 112 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:36,646 Let me just take a second to make sure I've got this straight. 113 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:38,815 You think I'll help Akane remember you? 114 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:40,483 You bastard! 115 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:43,486 From where I stand, the way things are playing out right now 116 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,196 is actually pretty convenient for me. 117 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:46,656 Uh... [growls] 118 00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:48,074 - Hey, ladies! - [students] ...four! 119 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:50,243 You wanna see somethin' cool? 120 00:06:50,326 --> 00:06:51,786 [clamoring] 121 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:53,621 Shut the door, you ass! 122 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:58,251 [Ryoga] Anyway, I'm getting goose bumps just thinking about it. 123 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:05,091 I mean, the way Shampoo moved her legs... 124 00:07:12,056 --> 00:07:13,766 [squeals] 125 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:18,021 - And that's all I saw. [groans] - [clangs] 126 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:20,064 [Ranma] You know, you could've saved us some time 127 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:21,608 and said you didn't see anything. 128 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:23,860 {\an8}OSTEOPATHIC CLINIC-CHIROPRACTOR ACUPUNCTURE-ACUPRESSURE 129 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:25,528 {\an8}[Tofu] Hmm. I don't see an external injury. 130 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:28,698 How did you feel after you regained consciousness? 131 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:32,035 Well, I guess it felt like my head was refreshed. 132 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:33,786 Huh. I see. 133 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:36,623 So do you know what it is, Dr. Tofu? 134 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:39,209 A legendary attack. 135 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:42,670 {\an8}The Demon Fist, Xi Fa Shiang Gao Shiatsu. 136 00:07:42,754 --> 00:07:44,422 Huh? What the hell is that? 137 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:46,049 - [door opens] - Huh? 138 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:47,759 YOU'RE RIGHT! 139 00:07:47,842 --> 00:07:49,636 [Akane] Oh. Mr. Saotome. 140 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:52,847 Hang on. You saw the fight, Pops? 141 00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:54,724 THE WHOLE SHEBANG! 142 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:57,018 - [pen squeaking] - [groaning] 143 00:07:57,101 --> 00:07:58,853 Hurry up and turn back into a human! 144 00:07:58,937 --> 00:07:59,938 EVEN NOW AS I... 145 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:02,440 Oh, it was incredible. 146 00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:05,026 I mean, thinking back on it, it was quite clear. 147 00:08:05,109 --> 00:08:06,736 This was a divine technique. 148 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:16,538 The movement of her hands after slipping behind her opponent 149 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:18,289 was unlike anything I've ever seen. 150 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,166 [squirts] 151 00:08:20,792 --> 00:08:22,627 [scrubbing] 152 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:24,754 [splashes] 153 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:26,339 [hair dryer humming] 154 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:31,135 It took only 56 seconds for the whole shampoo, cut and blowout! 155 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:32,887 [gasps] Amazing. 156 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:36,140 So that explains why my head felt refreshed. 157 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:39,143 Right. What exactly is this technique? 158 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:42,564 Xi Fa Shiang Gao Shiatsu is quite esoteric. 159 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:46,150 Its user needs to have a specially blended shampoo. 160 00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:49,737 Then, the fearsome technique uses pressure points on the head 161 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:51,698 to manipulate the victim's memory. 162 00:08:52,615 --> 00:08:55,535 Oh! That must be why you don't remember me at all. 163 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:56,953 Who are you again? 164 00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:58,955 Is there any way we can cure this? 165 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:03,126 First off, we'll need to get our hands on that shampoo she used on you. 166 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:05,211 [Ranma] All right. Come on, Akane. 167 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:06,671 [Akane] What's happening? 168 00:09:06,754 --> 00:09:07,797 - [clatters] - [Ranma grunts] 169 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:10,425 - [Akane screaming] - Shampoo! Hey! 170 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:13,761 - Where are you? - [Akane] What the hell is wrong with you? 171 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,472 - [screaming] - Give me the shampoo! 172 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,309 Shampoo! 173 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,853 - [door slides open] - [Shampoo] I have returned. 174 00:09:22,437 --> 00:09:23,813 [in Mandarin] Hello. 175 00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:26,274 Also, this is the new apprentice nurse. 176 00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:28,735 Shampoo will now be living here as a tenant. 177 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:30,320 SMALL WORLD... ISN'T IT? 178 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:34,574 I'm home now. 179 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:36,242 [footsteps approaching] 180 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:37,910 Akane! [sighs] 181 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:40,246 I heard that you don't remember Ranma anymore. 182 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:43,207 Ranma? Who is that again? 183 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,877 - [Kasumi sighs] - Put it to you this way. 184 00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:48,796 Who's that guy standing behind you? Right there. 185 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:50,298 Huh? 186 00:09:50,882 --> 00:09:51,883 [gasps] 187 00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:55,595 Hey! What makes you think you have the right to follow me into my house? 188 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:57,805 Uh, well, I kinda live here. 189 00:09:57,889 --> 00:09:58,973 Oh, wow. 190 00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:01,309 - So she really forgot all about him, huh? - [bag rustling] 191 00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:03,686 [laughing] 192 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:06,272 Everything is going to be just fine, Akane. 193 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:10,234 That is as long as you haven't forgotten about me, of course. 194 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:11,569 Who are you, Mister? 195 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:12,987 [sobbing] 196 00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:15,698 Dad, I was just kidding. You don't have to cry. 197 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,367 Yeah, she's doin' okay. 198 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:18,910 [grunts] Damn it. 199 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:20,995 Where could Shampoo have run off to? 200 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:22,330 GUESS WHO? 201 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:25,792 [shouts] Why did you do that, you crazy old ma... [whimpers] 202 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:26,959 HOO HOO! HE FELL FOR IT! 203 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:29,212 [singsongy] You fell for it! You fell for it! [chuckles] 204 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,506 Shampoo, you're being such a... 205 00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:33,466 Wo de ai ren. 206 00:10:33,549 --> 00:10:35,176 - [thudding] - [growling] 207 00:10:35,259 --> 00:10:36,678 [Ranma groans] 208 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:39,013 - What are you doing? - [gasps] 209 00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:40,932 Uh, so who are you again? 210 00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:43,059 [Ranma] You're telling me... 211 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:45,561 I don't understand what happened. 212 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:48,815 The moment I saw the two of them hugging, I lost my temper. 213 00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:51,776 - [bag crunches] - An unconscious reflex. 214 00:10:51,859 --> 00:10:55,238 Somewhere deep down inside of her heart, she still remembers Ranma. 215 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:58,324 Hang on. Are you that thing we put on top of ramen? 216 00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:00,118 Now you're thinking of menma. 217 00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:02,829 [Shampoo] My technique must not have been fully effective. 218 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:04,914 She's a formidable woman. 219 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:07,208 So I'll just try again! [grunts] 220 00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:09,669 Xi Fa Shiang Gao Shiatsu! 221 00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:11,629 [Ranma grunts] 222 00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:12,922 [exclaims] 223 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,092 [Ranma] Okay. Now that I've gotten this shampoo... 224 00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:18,052 [cries] Ai ren! 225 00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:19,637 [gasps, grunts] 226 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:20,847 [squirts] 227 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,223 - [scrubbing] - [Akane screaming] 228 00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:24,600 - [Ranma grunting] - Ow, ow, ow, that hurts! 229 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:27,061 {\an8}- [Akane] What do you think you're doing? - [Ranma screams] 230 00:11:27,562 --> 00:11:29,647 - [rubble settles] - That shampoo won't work, Ranma. 231 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:30,606 Trust me. 232 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,442 {\an8}You're in on this, Doctor? 233 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,153 {\an8}[Tofu] Just take a look at the blend number printed on the bottle. 234 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:36,696 [grunts] 235 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,364 It's one, one, zero. 236 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:40,867 {\an8}If our aim is to recover her lost memory, 237 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:44,287 {\an8}you need to find a bottle with blend number 119 printed on it. 238 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:45,371 Mm-hmm. 239 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:47,331 Well, where do I get that? 240 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,125 There's no need to worry. 241 00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:51,461 We can find the formula in this book. 242 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:55,715 Wonderful, Doctor! So Akane can be cured with that, right? 243 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,133 Oh, Kasumi. 244 00:11:57,633 --> 00:12:00,219 It's so good to see you, but what are you doing here? 245 00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:03,222 Doctor, you're the one who came to my house. 246 00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:05,183 - Oh, right, it's your house. - [pages rustling] 247 00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:06,434 Okay, I get it now-- 248 00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:09,812 [shrieks] Why are you tearing it up if we need that? 249 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:17,570 So what's happened this time that's making you pack up, Ranma? 250 00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:19,822 [growls] I thought it was pretty obvious. 251 00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:24,494 [grunts] I'm going to a drugstore in China to buy shampoo 119. 252 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,870 Yay! 253 00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:27,747 Bring me back a souvenir, okay? 254 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:28,831 HOW ABOUT SOME GRECIAN FORMULA? 255 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,666 - ...oolong tea. - ...some Shanghai crab... 256 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,377 - [Tendo] ...all the cigarettes you can... - [Nabiki] ...some rice crackers... 257 00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:35,129 [family continue talking] 258 00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:38,966 I don't get it. Why is this guy so desperate to help me? 259 00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,010 Hey, Akane. 260 00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,053 [gasps] 261 00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:44,180 Just wait for me. 262 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:46,849 You're definitely gonna remember me by the end of this. 263 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:48,476 [gasps] 264 00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:52,813 - [Ranma groans, grunts] - [Tendo] Oh, Ranma, my boy! 265 00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:53,731 Thank you so much... 266 00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:55,316 BRINGS A TEAR TO YOUR EYE, DON'T IT? 267 00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:56,859 - There's no need to hold back. - [Ranma groans] 268 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,236 - Say it with your chest! - [Ranma yelps] 269 00:12:58,319 --> 00:12:59,654 [Ranma] Oh, man. 270 00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:01,989 [Akane] I don't know what it is about him... 271 00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:07,328 but it makes me want to remember who he is. 272 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:12,708 [Ranma] Now I just need to figure out how to get to China for free. 273 00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:16,546 I'll probably have to swim there like I did with Dad the last time. 274 00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:19,924 It's not gonna be easy, but I don't have a choice. 275 00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:22,969 That's the only way I can get the 119 stuff. 276 00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:27,557 - [skids] - Whoa! 277 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:29,308 [Shampoo] Hmm? 278 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:34,021 One, one, nine? 279 00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:35,815 [grunts] Gimme that! 280 00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:37,692 [growls] 281 00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,944 Wait right there. Shampoo! 282 00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:45,032 - [grunts] - [gasps] 283 00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:45,992 [growls] 284 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:49,161 [grunting] 285 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:50,079 Hmm? 286 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:53,291 Huh? 287 00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:55,710 Come get it. 288 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:58,921 You think something like this is gonna scare me out of a challenge? 289 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,966 You might not believe it, but I'm very familiar with the female body! 290 00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:04,385 So I'm getting what I want! 291 00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:07,638 - [screaming] - Ah! Not like that! I'm sorry! 292 00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:10,224 - [gasps] - [panting] 293 00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:15,062 Fine! Why don't we try this, then? 294 00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:17,440 I owe you a massive favor. Whatever you want. 295 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,191 [gasps] You mean it? 296 00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,611 On my honor as a man. 297 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:25,531 I'll do anything but the limit is that you can't ask me to kill Akane or marry you. 298 00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:26,574 [huffs] 299 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:28,534 Fine. 300 00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:30,244 Huh? 301 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,958 {\an8}The girl Ranma. Kill her instead. 302 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:37,960 Huh? 303 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:42,340 [wails] 304 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,301 DOJO ENTRANCE THIS WAY 305 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:46,677 [Ryoga] Just so I'm clear, 306 00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:50,765 Shampoo doesn't get that you and female Ranma are the same person? 307 00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:53,100 Nope. I'm pretty sure she does not. 308 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:59,482 If you end female Ranma's life for me, I give you shampoo 119 in return. 309 00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:01,609 Do we have a deal? 310 00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:03,694 Yeah. I gotcha. 311 00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:06,280 But do you think we could settle for a half-kill? 312 00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:09,367 I don't understand what that means, but okay. 313 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:12,078 So, yeah, that about covers it. 314 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,038 Ryoga, I want you to beat me up. 315 00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:15,331 I'm not doing that. 316 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,333 You should accept reality 317 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:20,002 and let me be the one to take care of Akane. 318 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,339 This could be the starting point of our blossoming love! Mmm. 319 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,758 {\an8}Ranma? Who is that again? 320 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,928 Ha! He's not worth remembering, my sweet. 321 00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:31,430 - [grunts] - [groans] 322 00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:33,891 I'm politely asking you to help. 323 00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:36,018 And I already told you no! 324 00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:39,438 Come on, let's keep this going. I've been begging you to beat me up. 325 00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:43,150 [sighs] 326 00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:46,862 Then I'll beat you to death! 327 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,781 Yeah, now you're gettin' it! 328 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:51,909 - [blows landing] - [grunting] 329 00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:54,161 [groaning] 330 00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:58,207 Oh, you idiot. You weren't supposed to collapse yet! 331 00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,292 How am I supposed to recover Akane's memory 332 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,086 if you don't beat the crap out of me? 333 00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:04,130 We can be the ones to help! 334 00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:05,673 IT'S ALL SO SWEET! 335 00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:09,385 [Tendo] It just means so much that you'd go this far for Akane, Ranma! 336 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:10,636 What are you doing? 337 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,389 Akane. Look! 338 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,391 - Look at this man and be amazed! - [choking] 339 00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:16,892 [gasps] It's a monster! 340 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,394 Who you callin' a monster? 341 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:20,146 Well, what the heck are you then? 342 00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:21,772 [Tendo] Hmm? 343 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:23,816 - Hyah! - [groans] 344 00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:28,487 Dad! You know you shouldn't be picking on weaklings. 345 00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:30,364 So I'll fight you in his place. 346 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:31,907 [grunting, straining] Hey... 347 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,285 - Hmm? - Stay out of this, you idiot. 348 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:35,870 - Why should I? - [breathes heavily] 349 00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:36,954 Oh, come on! 350 00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:39,915 Who do you think I'm getting beat up for in the first place? 351 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,792 - Mmm? - [groans] 352 00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:44,712 I don't know why I'm surprised. This is why you're not cute! 353 00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:47,506 [echoing] Not cute! ...cute! ...cute! 354 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,216 So I'm not cute? 355 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:50,301 Hmm? 356 00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,887 - Huh... - Mmm? 357 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,556 Ah. Hold on. 358 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,142 Ranma, say that again. 359 00:16:58,684 --> 00:16:59,977 You're not cute! 360 00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:01,228 [gasps] 361 00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:02,521 Say it again! 362 00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:04,231 {\an8}You're not cute! 363 00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,484 - [gasps] - [Ranma] You're not cute! 364 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:07,777 She's responding. 365 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,863 Onward, Ranma! Break through to her with your soul-stirring words! 366 00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:12,990 {\an8}Well, if that's what you want, I got this. 367 00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:16,952 You're not sexy. You're a vicious, klutzy dork that's totally flat! 368 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,288 - You bastard! - [groans] 369 00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,707 How dare you throw those awful words at Akane? 370 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,334 Oh, great. You're still alive. 371 00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,169 - [Ranma] You're not cute! - [grunts] 372 00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:26,670 - You're not cute! - [breathing heavily] 373 00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:28,255 - [jeers] You're not cute. - [grunts] 374 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:29,507 You're not cute! 375 00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:30,758 You're not cute! 376 00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,009 You're not cute! 377 00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:34,261 - You're not sexy. This isn't sexy. - [grunts] 378 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:35,513 Not very sexy. 379 00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:36,764 That's not sexy! 380 00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:38,015 You're not sexy. 381 00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:43,020 [echoing] You're not sexy! You're not sexy! You're not sexy... 382 00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:44,480 [whimpers, gasps] 383 00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:47,900 What the hell is wrong with you, Ranma? 384 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:49,693 - [slaps] - [groans] 385 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,740 - [thuds] - [groans] 386 00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:56,325 [gasps] 387 00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:58,160 [breathes shakily] 388 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:02,206 [Tendo] Akane! You remembered him! Ranma! 389 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,166 [chuckles] 390 00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:07,086 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm! The miracle of love. 391 00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,838 {\an8}[Ranma groans] You're heavy. 392 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:09,839 - [crash] - Huh? 393 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,549 - [blasts] - [Tendo grunts] 394 00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,801 - [rubble shifting, settling] - [Akane gasps] 395 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:16,929 Ah! [in Mandarin] Hello. 396 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:18,681 Shampoo? 397 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,392 Ah! Ai ren? 398 00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:24,186 - [gasps] Ai ren! [chuckles] - Whoa! 399 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:26,981 Hmm? 400 00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:28,983 [growls] 401 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:30,568 [growls] 402 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,738 So, you've remembered Ranma. 403 00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:36,532 You are a persistent one. 404 00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,909 Yeah, well, right back at you! 405 00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:40,828 Then I have no choice. 406 00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:42,663 If you didn't remember him, 407 00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:44,373 you wouldn't have to die! 408 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:47,918 [smacks] 409 00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:51,005 [gasps] 410 00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:53,924 Shampoo, stop this. 411 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,845 {\an8}[sighs] Wo ai ni. 412 00:18:58,345 --> 00:18:59,930 {\an8}Just hang on a second. 413 00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:02,516 You promised. You said you wouldn't hurt Akane. 414 00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:05,895 Remove the obstacle. It's the natural order of things. 415 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,104 [grunts] 416 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:09,148 [sighs] There's no choice. 417 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,609 I have to tell you the truth. 418 00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:18,782 - [splashing] - [Shampoo whimpers] 419 00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:21,702 [sighs] 420 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,622 - [whimpers] - [bucket clangs] 421 00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:27,333 You female Ranma? 422 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,297 Yeah. Coming out like this is hard. 423 00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:36,050 But the male form is just temporary. 424 00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:40,346 Check 'em out. I've been hiding that I'm actually a girl. 425 00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:41,805 [shrieks, gasps] 426 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,975 [Tendo stammering] 427 00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:46,101 I HAD NO IDEA! 428 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:50,606 [sighs] So, yeah, I guess my relationship with you is, uh... 429 00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,691 [panting] 430 00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:54,109 [whimpering] 431 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,111 - [grunts, chuckles] - [Shampoo shrieks, cries] 432 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,072 [growls] Die! 433 00:19:58,697 --> 00:19:59,782 - [growling] - [grunts, shrieks] 434 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,576 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. [wails, screams] 435 00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:08,540 [Tendo grunts] 436 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,042 [grunts] 437 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,543 [sighs, gasps] 438 00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:14,546 Mmm. 439 00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:16,548 [cries] 440 00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:17,675 [gasps] 441 00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:20,844 [crying] 442 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:26,850 [stammers] 443 00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:29,270 [crying continues] 444 00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:37,278 Bié le. 445 00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:38,445 [grunts] 446 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,660 [Ranma sighs] 447 00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:49,623 Shampoo. 448 00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:57,715 [Ryoga] "Bié le." 449 00:20:59,174 --> 00:21:01,260 It's the Chinese word for "farewell." 450 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:06,307 Which I'm guessing means that you'll never see that girl again. 451 00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,229 {\an8}You know, it's never too late. 452 00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:14,398 {\an8}You should turn back into a man and stop her. 453 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,108 {\an8}Oh, shut up. 454 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,157 [sighs] 455 00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:29,997 Still, it's kind of a waste to let her go.