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I know
we're all hurting right now.
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But our priority has to be to maintain
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the security of this Vault.
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They don't want to find Dad.
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If they did,
they wouldn't get to be in charge.
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I'm bringing him home.
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Hit him again!
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Oh! Shoot it!
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You stupid motherfucker,
you know this is all your fault.
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They'll kill you for this.
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Not if I bring back the target.
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You can change the future
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if you can bring me to Moldaver.
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Just my head.
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You are a vault dweller,
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but if you're going to survive,
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you need to start acting
like a surface dweller.
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Question is,
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will you still want the same things...
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...when you have become
a different animal altogether?
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Please, sir.
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Please, sir, please.
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There's an old Mexican eulogy.
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Feo fuerte y formal.
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Means he was ugly, strong,
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and had dignity.
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Well, Joey,
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I'll give you
two out of three on that front.
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Do I really have to kill him?
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Cut.
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Emil, can you come over here?
I got to talk to you for a second.
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Yeah, here you go.
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That was a hell of a day, Jorge.
That was a great scene.
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Listen, I got to talk to you
about these, these new pages, you know?
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I mean, I-I'm the sheriff, right?
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Well, why can't I just arrest the guy
like I normally do?
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- That's what I do. All right.
- The au... the audience, Coop, yeah?
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They already know you're a good man.
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They want to see that even a good man
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- as yourself can be driven
too far sometimes.
- Yeah, I understand that.
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But that's not really my thing,
you know, Emil, that's not what I do.
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I mean, is Bob,
is Bob around here anywhere?
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- Bob's been fired, Coop.
- What?
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Studio fired him.
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Why?
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See, turns out...
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Bob's a bit of a communist.
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- A communist? Cadillac Bob?
- Yeah.
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Cadillac Bob! The very one.
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- Well, what a shame,
he was such a great writer.
- Terrible shame.
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One of the best, but he had to go.
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Which is why this movie is so important.
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- Right.
- You see, it's a new kind of western.
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The power of the individual
when the chips are down.
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The new America,
it's why I'm telling you, so...
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that's why it'd be
really great if you could just...
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shoot Jorge in the fucking head, yeah?
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- Please. 'Cause out here...
- Right.
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...it's just you, your gun,
and your personal code bringing order
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- to the Wild Wild West!
- Yeah. Uh, hey, let's, uh,
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let's pick this up after lunch, all right?
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You gonna save any of
that grape taffy for the rest of us?
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It's not grape. It's lavender.
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Well, if you like the taste of lavender,
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why not just drink a bottle of perfume?
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You know, a lot of people like
to write it off as some old lady flavor,
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but it's subtle.
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Flirtatious.
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Tastes like someone touching you
for the first time.
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Well, may I?
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Mm.
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- Um, that's the worst thing...
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...I've ever put in my mouth.
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- That's horrible.
- Taffy?
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Um, you got to ask your mother.
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- Please, Mommy?
- Sure, sweetheart.
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Oh, wow.
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Unbelievable. Hey.
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Mm.
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Oh, sorry, makeup.
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Sorry, lipstick.
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I'll take it.
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- Okay, we should get going.
- All right.
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Photographer's ready and waiting.
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Okay, what is this?
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A bit of a costume change
for you, Mr. Howard.
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Ah, okay.
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Oh, look at that.
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They even made it in your color.
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Let's see if it fits.
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Okay, Janey.
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Let's go.
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Come on, here. Come here.
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Come on, let's go find the rest of him.
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♪ Maybe ♪
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♪ You'll think of me ♪
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♪ When you are all ♪
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♪ Alone ♪
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♪ Maybe ♪
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♪ The one who is waiting ♪
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♪ For you ♪
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♪ Will prove untrue ♪
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♪ Then what will ♪
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♪ You do? ♪
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♪ Maybe ♪
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♪ You'll sit and sigh...
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All right.
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What is so special about you?
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♪ Were near...
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Ow!
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♪ Maybe ♪
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♪ You'll...
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Ow!
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Okay, okay.
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Keep your secrets, sir.
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♪ Are all...
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Just in case.
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To keep you extra safe.
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♪ Who is waiting for you...
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Hmm.
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♪ Will prove untrue...
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Huh.
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♪ Then what will I do? ♪
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There.
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Snug as a bug.
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♪ Wishing that I ♪
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♪ Were near ♪
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♪ Then ♪
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♪ Maybe...
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Boy, that knight
really was something, huh?
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♪ Come back...
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I wonder who he was?
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♪ And maybe ♪
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♪ I'll say ♪
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♪ Maybe ♪
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Knight Titus.
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Knight Titus.
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Knight Titus!
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This is Knight Titus.
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Over.
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This is Petty Officer Shortsight.
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You missed your check-in.
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We were attacked, uh,
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by an abomination.
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My squire, he fell in battle.
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He died with honor.
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And glory.
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Copy that. We'll get you
a replacement squire right away.
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No! No, I'm okay.
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- All good here.
- It's not a problem.
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We got plenty of squires.
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No.
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Yeah, uh...
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I'll be right back.
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I can fix it.
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Cost you five caps.
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Uh, could you do it for four?
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No.
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It's extra if you do it fast.
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Thanks.
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Fack!
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Step away from the armor.
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Kick the shit out of him.
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Finders keepers.
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Milord.
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Let's get her open... Open it, open it!
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What are you doing, you fuckin' moron?!
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It's righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.
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Ah-ha! Fuck with me now!
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♪ I do my best to hide
this lowdown feeling ♪
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♪ I try to make believe
there's nothing wrong ♪
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♪ But they're always asking me
about you, darling ♪
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♪ And it hurts me so
to tell 'em that you're gone ♪
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- ♪ If they ask me,
I guess I'd be denying...
- Fuck him up!
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Whoo! My fuckin' armor!
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Fuck him up. Fuck him up.
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No! No, no, no, no, no, no...
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No cause
for alarm, citizens.
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This is a Brotherhood delivery.
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No cause for alarm, citizens...
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Knight Titus.
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I am Thaddeus.
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And I am honored to be in your charge.
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I vow to protect and serve you
however you deem fit.
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My Lord,
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have I said something wrong?
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I do not know what I have done to offend,
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but I beg for mercy!
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Please. Please.
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Please, please...
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Knight Titus!
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Please! I-I'll do anything!
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Arise, my squire.
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And clean this.
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Of course, Knight Titus.
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I also bring new orders
from the Elder Cleric.
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Uh, which I humbly relay.
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Mm.
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We're not the only ones in search
of this remnant from the old world.
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The Elder Cleric says
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whoever gets the target
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will control the Wasteland.
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And, uh...
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we are to kill whomever stands in our way.
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Understood.
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00:20:00,916 --> 00:20:03,333
You like grass?
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Hi.
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Huh.
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Hello again.
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Where is it?
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- The head.
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No.
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Okay, okay, I-I don't know
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where it is, okay? I lost it.
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I lost it.
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00:22:20,666 --> 00:22:22,291
Huh.
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00:22:32,333 --> 00:22:34,583
Huh.
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A Gulper got it, huh?
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- ♪ We'll meet again ♪
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♪ Don't know where...
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♪ Don't know when ♪
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♪ But I know we'll meet again ♪
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♪ Some sunny day...
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You okay?
225
00:23:04,166 --> 00:23:07,291
Yeah. I'm being reassigned.
226
00:23:07,291 --> 00:23:09,958
The whole "opening the Vault door
for Lucy" thing
227
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didn't sit too well
with the Council, so...
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I guess I'm not Gate-Keeper anymore.
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It's not a big deal.
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♪ Till the blue skies
drive the dark clouds...
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I'm just not really sure
who I even am anymore.
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Sorry, I...
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♪ Meet again...
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Mm.
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♪ Don't know where ♪
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♪ Don't know when...
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Norman, you're next.
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♪ Some sunny day ♪
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You know why you're in here?
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'Cause I helped my sister
escape the Vault.
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00:23:57,041 --> 00:24:00,041
Escape? You and Chet put your sister
in incredible danger
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00:24:00,041 --> 00:24:01,791
by helping her out that Vault door.
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- The rad levels up there alone--
- Worse,
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you could've gotten us all killed.
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00:24:05,916 --> 00:24:08,375
What do you think started all this?
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These Vaults are impenetrable.
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Meaning those raiders
could only have gotten into Vault 32
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because some bonehead
opened the door to the surface.
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A single bad decision
that put everyone at risk.
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Not just Vault 32, but 33 and 31 as well.
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I've telegrammed with the Overseer
at Vault 31.
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Thank goodness they're unscathed.
253
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But you could've destroyed
the last vestiges of civilization.
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It was Lucy's idea.
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And you didn't think
to at least try and stop her?
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No.
257
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What are we gonna do with you?
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Punish me with a demotion, I guess.
259
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You've worked janitorial.
You've done kitchen duty.
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Are you aware that, at every job
you've been assigned to,
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your performance review has been
"lacks enthusiasm"?
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00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:02,083
No, but that sounds accurate.
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You're currently working with Computers
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and Information Maintenance.
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How do you like that?
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I lack enthusiasm.
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Uh-huh.
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It's a predicament, isn't it?
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How do you demote someone who equally
dislikes every job he's ever worked?
270
00:25:23,875 --> 00:25:25,166
I suppose it is.
271
00:25:25,166 --> 00:25:28,333
I'm just glad to hear that we punish
people down here for breaking the rules.
272
00:25:28,333 --> 00:25:31,083
Is that just for vault dwellers,
or for people who come down here
273
00:25:31,083 --> 00:25:33,000
and murder vault dwellers?
274
00:25:40,125 --> 00:25:43,208
Now that I think of it,
275
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:45,958
we've got a job for you after all.
276
00:25:50,333 --> 00:25:52,916
- ♪ Tweedlee dee, tweedlee dee ♪
277
00:25:52,916 --> 00:25:54,166
♪ Tweedlee dee...
278
00:25:56,291 --> 00:25:59,625
♪ Tweedlee tweedlee tweedlee dee ♪
279
00:26:01,916 --> 00:26:06,333
♪ I'm as happy as can be...
280
00:26:07,583 --> 00:26:08,958
Rise and shine, everyone.
281
00:26:08,958 --> 00:26:10,125
Ooh.
282
00:26:10,125 --> 00:26:12,375
Your catered snackables
have arrived.
283
00:26:14,041 --> 00:26:17,125
Come on. Hurry up.
And you're welcome.
284
00:26:20,916 --> 00:26:23,083
- Okay.
285
00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:25,875
- There is a utensil--
I'm gonna eat
your fucking heart!
286
00:26:25,875 --> 00:26:30,041
♪ Tweedlee, tweedlee, tweedlee dot ♪
287
00:26:32,250 --> 00:26:36,375
- ♪ Tweedlee dee, tweedlee dee ♪
- I'll break your fucking head open!
288
00:26:36,375 --> 00:26:37,875
Whoo!
289
00:26:37,875 --> 00:26:42,125
♪ Give it up, give it up,
give your love to me ♪
290
00:26:47,208 --> 00:26:48,916
I don't see any apples, sir.
291
00:26:48,916 --> 00:26:51,500
[distorted] Then climb higher.
292
00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:54,583
It-it might not be an apple tree.
293
00:26:54,583 --> 00:26:55,916
Also, it's uh...
294
00:26:55,916 --> 00:26:59,166
I think, uh, it's dead.
295
00:26:59,166 --> 00:27:00,750
Keep looking.
296
00:27:00,750 --> 00:27:02,791
On my honor, sir, I will find you--
297
00:27:02,791 --> 00:27:04,416
Fuck!
298
00:27:09,791 --> 00:27:13,166
- Uh, uh, sorry. Apologies, sir.
299
00:27:13,166 --> 00:27:15,333
I know you wanted an apple.
300
00:27:15,333 --> 00:27:20,041
Uh, uh, I have some-some rations
if you're hungry.
301
00:27:20,041 --> 00:27:21,208
I'm not hungry anymore.
302
00:27:21,208 --> 00:27:24,250
Uh, okay, yeah. Whatever you want.
303
00:27:24,250 --> 00:27:26,833
Uh, you're the sir.
304
00:27:29,291 --> 00:27:31,791
I have an artifact to retrieve. Let's go.
305
00:27:31,791 --> 00:27:34,083
Okay.
306
00:27:34,083 --> 00:27:36,041
Uh, if we find the target,
307
00:27:36,041 --> 00:27:37,833
we should repair your radio
308
00:27:37,833 --> 00:27:40,666
so we can ask the Brotherhood
to send reinforcements.
309
00:27:42,041 --> 00:27:44,458
I will retrieve it myself.
310
00:27:44,458 --> 00:27:46,208
Understood. Understood.
311
00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:48,208
I never doubted your ability to do so.
312
00:27:57,333 --> 00:28:00,750
The guy from the Enclave,
the guy everybody's looking for,
313
00:28:00,750 --> 00:28:02,000
you saw him?
314
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,458
I did. He left with a girl.
315
00:28:04,458 --> 00:28:06,708
- A woman.
- How'd they get away?
316
00:28:06,708 --> 00:28:10,041
I was waylaid. A ghoul intervened.
317
00:28:10,041 --> 00:28:13,583
A ghoul?! Huh.
Those things are scary as shit.
318
00:28:13,583 --> 00:28:15,416
I bet you just killed it on sight,
no questions asked.
319
00:28:15,416 --> 00:28:16,875
"Oh, you're a ghoul?
320
00:28:16,875 --> 00:28:19,291
- You're a dead ghoul."
- No.
321
00:28:19,291 --> 00:28:22,333
If we find the ghoul, we find the target.
322
00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:24,291
You left the ghoul alive?
323
00:28:26,041 --> 00:28:27,291
Great idea, sir.
324
00:28:27,291 --> 00:28:30,000
All wastelanders leave radiation trails.
325
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,083
By allowing the ghoul to live,
you've made it possible
326
00:28:33,083 --> 00:28:36,666
to trace the whereabouts of the...
of the target.
327
00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:42,083
Yes, right. I know that.
328
00:28:43,333 --> 00:28:45,208
I got a trail.
329
00:28:45,208 --> 00:28:47,458
Yeah. Well done, sir.
330
00:28:47,458 --> 00:28:50,583
This way. Glory awaits!
331
00:28:53,125 --> 00:28:54,791
Oh, yes.
332
00:29:04,458 --> 00:29:05,916
Think this was him?
333
00:29:07,458 --> 00:29:09,125
Hard to tell.
334
00:29:09,125 --> 00:29:11,458
Show me the illustration.
335
00:29:14,583 --> 00:29:17,041
Oh, yeah.
336
00:29:17,041 --> 00:29:19,041
Yeah, that-that's definitely him.
337
00:29:19,041 --> 00:29:21,791
Think we should, uh,
bring the body back with us?
338
00:29:21,791 --> 00:29:23,416
No.
339
00:29:23,416 --> 00:29:25,875
If they left the body,
it must be worthless.
340
00:29:25,875 --> 00:29:28,750
His head is what's valuable.
We need to find it.
341
00:29:28,750 --> 00:29:30,333
Oh, yeah, smart.
342
00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:31,750
Who do you think did this,
the girl or the ghoul?
343
00:29:31,750 --> 00:29:35,291
The ghoul. Definitely.
344
00:29:35,291 --> 00:29:36,541
Ghouls.
345
00:29:36,541 --> 00:29:40,083
One day the Brotherhood's gonna eradicate
every last one of those freaks.
346
00:29:40,083 --> 00:29:43,458
Stuff like this is never
gonna happen again.
347
00:29:44,791 --> 00:29:48,791
Okay, so I think that the ghoul probably
348
00:29:48,791 --> 00:29:51,958
should be, I think, uh, well...
349
00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:54,916
Yeah, definitely this, um--
350
00:29:56,791 --> 00:29:59,958
Yeah, that way.
Definitely-- definitely that way.
351
00:29:59,958 --> 00:30:02,041
There's tracks.
352
00:30:18,458 --> 00:30:20,166
Stop, please!
353
00:30:21,750 --> 00:30:23,875
My dad, he's an Overseer.
354
00:30:23,875 --> 00:30:26,833
He-he got taken by raiders,
and I need that head to get him back.
355
00:30:26,833 --> 00:30:29,666
If you help me find him,
he'll do whatever you want.
356
00:30:47,208 --> 00:30:49,791
Stop. Stop!
357
00:30:49,791 --> 00:30:51,666
Torture is wrong.
358
00:30:53,083 --> 00:30:56,750
You know, they used to do these things
359
00:30:56,750 --> 00:30:59,416
called "studies."
360
00:30:59,416 --> 00:31:01,208
Why, you couldn't open a newspaper
361
00:31:01,208 --> 00:31:04,000
without reading about
one study or another.
362
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,500
- Anyway, this one particular study
came out,
363
00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:11,375
and it said that torturing a person
don't do shit.
364
00:31:25,541 --> 00:31:27,291
It made sense.
365
00:31:27,291 --> 00:31:29,416
I mean, a man hurts me,
366
00:31:29,416 --> 00:31:31,750
I wouldn't want to do him any favors.
367
00:31:31,750 --> 00:31:35,625
And yet the practice of torture
failed to vanish from this earth.
368
00:31:35,625 --> 00:31:39,250
In fact, as time marched on,
369
00:31:39,250 --> 00:31:44,416
I've personally noticed
a decided uptick...
370
00:31:45,583 --> 00:31:47,833
...in the amount of torture
being doled out across the board.
371
00:31:47,833 --> 00:31:50,875
Sir, please, I need the head.
372
00:31:50,875 --> 00:31:53,625
It's the only way
I can get my father back.
373
00:31:53,625 --> 00:31:55,958
My point is...
374
00:31:55,958 --> 00:32:00,583
if you ask me, them studies,
they was right.
375
00:32:00,583 --> 00:32:03,125
Torturing a person don't do shit.
376
00:32:03,125 --> 00:32:06,666
Then why... why are you doing this?
377
00:32:06,666 --> 00:32:09,666
Well, I ain't torturing you, sweetheart.
378
00:32:10,708 --> 00:32:12,625
I'm using you as bait.
379
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:23,958
Nice.
380
00:33:53,458 --> 00:33:55,250
Ah.
381
00:34:15,125 --> 00:34:16,916
Motherfucker!
382
00:34:17,916 --> 00:34:21,583
Oh, I'm sorry, I should have
just let you use me as bait
383
00:34:21,583 --> 00:34:23,250
in a poison river?!
384
00:34:27,875 --> 00:34:28,958
Fuck!
385
00:34:28,958 --> 00:34:30,916
You can't treat people like this.
386
00:34:30,916 --> 00:34:32,583
Yeah? Why's that?
387
00:34:34,375 --> 00:34:36,125
Because of the golden rule.
388
00:34:37,583 --> 00:34:41,041
"Do unto others as you would have
done unto you."
389
00:34:43,333 --> 00:34:45,916
Those Gulpers digest real slow.
390
00:34:45,916 --> 00:34:47,833
You got time.
391
00:34:56,625 --> 00:34:58,208
No. No, no, no.
392
00:34:58,208 --> 00:34:59,416
No. Stop.
393
00:35:03,750 --> 00:35:05,541
Where are we going?
394
00:35:05,541 --> 00:35:06,833
What about the head?
395
00:35:06,833 --> 00:35:08,333
I need the head to get my dad back.
396
00:35:08,333 --> 00:35:10,583
Yeah, well, the Wasteland's got
its own golden rule.
397
00:35:10,583 --> 00:35:11,666
Oh? What's that?
398
00:35:11,666 --> 00:35:15,250
Thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit
every goddamn time.
399
00:35:16,916 --> 00:35:19,333
- What about the dog?
- He ain't mine.
400
00:35:34,125 --> 00:35:37,166
Sorry, I've been derelict
in my duties here.
401
00:35:39,958 --> 00:35:41,208
What are you doing?
402
00:35:41,208 --> 00:35:44,875
Uh, just refilling your water bag
so you can stay hydrated.
403
00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:47,666
Right.
404
00:35:50,916 --> 00:35:55,166
Uh, it might be faster if you sit down.
405
00:35:59,125 --> 00:36:01,875
Bet you, uh, seen some things, huh?
406
00:36:01,875 --> 00:36:03,791
Being a knight.
407
00:36:03,791 --> 00:36:05,458
I've seen some things.
408
00:36:05,458 --> 00:36:08,041
I grew up working on a fly farm.
409
00:36:08,041 --> 00:36:10,166
I was a shitter, so they'd feed us,
410
00:36:10,166 --> 00:36:13,125
and then they'd feed our shit
to the flies.
411
00:36:13,125 --> 00:36:15,833
Mulch 'em up and sell it as protein.
412
00:36:15,833 --> 00:36:17,458
Anyway, that's why I'm so fat.
413
00:36:21,291 --> 00:36:24,375
So, your, uh, former squire,
414
00:36:24,375 --> 00:36:26,166
how did he die?
415
00:36:27,208 --> 00:36:29,125
You knew him?
416
00:36:29,125 --> 00:36:31,250
Yeah, I-- I did.
417
00:36:31,250 --> 00:36:32,833
Say something about him.
418
00:36:32,833 --> 00:36:36,000
Well, he, uh, he was a good guy.
419
00:36:38,250 --> 00:36:40,458
Say something negative about him.
420
00:36:40,458 --> 00:36:45,250
Well, uh, he-he's dead.
I don't know, it feels weird.
421
00:36:45,250 --> 00:36:48,416
- An order, my squire.
- Okay.
422
00:36:48,416 --> 00:36:51,375
Uh, to be honest,
423
00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:55,291
me and the other guys used
to be pretty hard on him.
424
00:36:55,291 --> 00:36:57,583
Like, regularly beat the shit out of him.
425
00:36:57,583 --> 00:36:59,541
It wasn't personal, you know.
426
00:36:59,541 --> 00:37:01,083
It's just...
427
00:37:02,333 --> 00:37:05,000
...well, you know, people at the base,
428
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,458
they used to beat the shit out of me
all the time.
429
00:37:09,958 --> 00:37:14,666
This shipment of new recruits came in,
and, uh, one of them was Maximus.
430
00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:16,291
So I had this funny idea,
431
00:37:16,291 --> 00:37:18,708
what if we beat the shit
out of that guy instead?
432
00:37:18,708 --> 00:37:20,583
And it worked.
433
00:37:20,583 --> 00:37:24,083
Yeah, I was really popular. It was great.
434
00:37:24,083 --> 00:37:27,125
I just wish he'd lived long enough to find
someone else to beat up, you know?
435
00:37:27,125 --> 00:37:29,333
Only seems fair.
436
00:37:29,333 --> 00:37:31,875
I realize that, uh,
people die all the time.
437
00:37:31,875 --> 00:37:34,458
It's the law of the Wasteland,
so who cares, right?
438
00:37:35,666 --> 00:37:39,458
But still, uh, I feel bad.
439
00:37:41,333 --> 00:37:43,458
Don't feel bad.
440
00:37:43,458 --> 00:37:47,750
It's like you said,
it's the law of the Wasteland.
441
00:37:49,791 --> 00:37:52,541
Let's go. We're losing daylight.
442
00:37:52,541 --> 00:37:54,625
Yeah.
443
00:38:02,791 --> 00:38:04,666
Coming!
444
00:38:09,875 --> 00:38:12,250
We can judge a person,
and a society,
445
00:38:12,250 --> 00:38:13,875
by how they treat their enemy.
446
00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:17,416
And here we are
with 16 highly-violent individuals
447
00:38:17,416 --> 00:38:21,291
incarcerated in our temporarily
repurposed reading room.
448
00:38:21,291 --> 00:38:24,125
It's an ethical dilemma
like nothing we've dealt with before.
449
00:38:24,125 --> 00:38:26,958
Personally, I'd say
it's more of an ethical opportunity
450
00:38:26,958 --> 00:38:30,583
to demonstrate to the surface dwellers,
and to each other,
451
00:38:30,583 --> 00:38:34,166
what we mean when we say
we're going to build a better world.
452
00:38:34,166 --> 00:38:36,750
Thanks, Reg.
That is a positive spin to put on it.
453
00:38:36,750 --> 00:38:38,875
- It's not a positive spin for me.
454
00:38:38,875 --> 00:38:40,875
It's the goshdarn truth!
455
00:38:40,875 --> 00:38:43,875
Okay, well, uh, the fact remains
456
00:38:43,875 --> 00:38:46,416
we need to decide
what to do with these prisoners.
457
00:38:46,416 --> 00:38:49,875
And that is a decision
that we need to make as a collective.
458
00:38:49,875 --> 00:38:52,458
In a manner befitting our shared values.
459
00:38:52,458 --> 00:38:55,166
- Yes.
460
00:38:57,250 --> 00:39:02,125
I think this conversation would benefit
from some actual ideas.
461
00:39:02,125 --> 00:39:04,375
Well, you know what?
462
00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:06,916
The young man
Woody interrogated this morning?
463
00:39:06,916 --> 00:39:08,791
He left an impression on me.
464
00:39:08,791 --> 00:39:11,416
That is the gentleman
who showed me his butthole.
465
00:39:11,416 --> 00:39:13,166
- Yes, but what I took from that
466
00:39:13,166 --> 00:39:15,583
is a desire to communicate.
467
00:39:15,583 --> 00:39:18,041
To reach out
across the cultural divide.
468
00:39:18,041 --> 00:39:20,500
That's a spark we can work with...
469
00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:22,583
to create a great citizen.
470
00:39:22,583 --> 00:39:25,041
Given our recently dwindled numbers,
471
00:39:25,041 --> 00:39:28,791
the most ethical solution would be
to rehabilitate the prisoners
472
00:39:28,791 --> 00:39:31,458
and then integrate them
into our Vault Society.
473
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:38,666
To be clear, this is not a process
that will happen overnight.
474
00:39:38,666 --> 00:39:40,708
Based on what I saw this morning,
475
00:39:40,708 --> 00:39:43,500
- it may take years.
476
00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:45,958
- But--
- But... there is nothing
477
00:39:45,958 --> 00:39:48,708
we can't do
when we set our minds to it!
478
00:39:48,708 --> 00:39:51,416
- Yes!
- Yes!
479
00:39:52,750 --> 00:39:57,125
I can teach the raiders Shakespeare--
and when they're ready, Marlowe.
480
00:39:57,125 --> 00:39:58,791
I don't want to be insensitive,
481
00:39:58,791 --> 00:40:01,916
but I think Shakespeare might be
too advanced for these people.
482
00:40:01,916 --> 00:40:04,041
Look, I would like
to start with a moral framework.
483
00:40:04,041 --> 00:40:06,375
Kant, Mill and-and so on.
484
00:40:06,375 --> 00:40:08,875
I'd be happy to teach them
introductory calculus.
485
00:40:10,333 --> 00:40:12,166
Is there something
you'd like to say,
486
00:40:12,166 --> 00:40:14,250
Norm?
487
00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:20,750
I don't know. I don't think
it's our job to help these people.
488
00:40:20,750 --> 00:40:23,625
- They're murderers.
- They didn't know any better.
489
00:40:23,625 --> 00:40:25,208
And how could they
490
00:40:25,208 --> 00:40:27,500
- without a formal education?
- Norm,
491
00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:31,500
buddy, the hard truth is,
we can't just let them go.
492
00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:33,666
Uh, it's just,
493
00:40:33,666 --> 00:40:36,208
they have intimate knowledge
of our Vault security.
494
00:40:36,208 --> 00:40:39,500
So what do you propose we do?
495
00:40:41,500 --> 00:40:43,083
We can do
what they would have done to us.
496
00:40:43,083 --> 00:40:44,458
- Wow.
497
00:40:44,458 --> 00:40:45,833
Geez Louise, Norm.
498
00:40:46,875 --> 00:40:48,833
Young Norm was
499
00:40:48,833 --> 00:40:50,916
just expressing a feeling.
500
00:40:50,916 --> 00:40:53,708
I know. I've got anger. We all do.
501
00:40:53,708 --> 00:40:55,833
But I think you would agree
502
00:40:55,833 --> 00:41:00,166
that murdering these prisoners of ours
is not under serious consideration.
503
00:41:00,166 --> 00:41:01,708
That's right.
504
00:41:01,708 --> 00:41:03,208
- Hear! Hear!
505
00:41:03,208 --> 00:41:05,583
I'm sorry. You're right.
506
00:41:05,583 --> 00:41:08,375
It was not my intention
to question your leadership, Overseer.
507
00:41:08,375 --> 00:41:10,625
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
508
00:41:10,625 --> 00:41:13,416
All right. Sirs?
509
00:41:13,416 --> 00:41:15,875
Uh, sirs? Uh, uh, may I...
510
00:41:15,875 --> 00:41:17,208
may I speak with you for a moment, please?
511
00:41:17,208 --> 00:41:18,541
Uh, it's about the Water Chip.
512
00:41:18,541 --> 00:41:20,500
Go ahead.
513
00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:24,791
Uh, it's-it's... it's the type of thing
514
00:41:24,791 --> 00:41:27,666
Overseer MacLean would have preferred
to discuss, uh, privately?
515
00:41:27,666 --> 00:41:29,541
Uh, before bringing it to the full group?
516
00:41:29,541 --> 00:41:32,250
- Well, he's not here now, is he?
517
00:41:32,250 --> 00:41:34,041
Let's hear it.
518
00:41:34,041 --> 00:41:36,291
Okay, well, uh...
519
00:41:36,291 --> 00:41:37,916
the Water Chip is destroyed.
520
00:41:37,916 --> 00:41:40,333
- The Vault only has enough water to keep
521
00:41:40,333 --> 00:41:42,416
our population alive for, uh, two months.
522
00:41:42,416 --> 00:41:44,958
And-and that's not accounting
for the prisoners, who--
523
00:41:44,958 --> 00:41:47,541
- Okay. That's fine, that's enough.
- Thanks, though.
524
00:41:47,541 --> 00:41:49,250
Uh...
Um...
525
00:41:49,250 --> 00:41:52,375
Okay.
526
00:41:52,375 --> 00:41:53,583
Uh... meeting adjourned.
527
00:41:53,583 --> 00:41:56,416
I was also gonna say
meeting adjourned, so...
528
00:41:57,375 --> 00:41:58,708
That went well.
529
00:42:05,708 --> 00:42:07,958
They killed my husband.
530
00:42:11,708 --> 00:42:14,208
You're right, you know.
531
00:42:14,208 --> 00:42:16,166
If your father were here, he...
532
00:42:18,375 --> 00:42:20,791
...he'd do the right thing.
533
00:42:44,500 --> 00:42:46,291
[distorted] Are you sure
about this?
534
00:42:46,291 --> 00:42:47,666
It says the ghoul is this way.
535
00:42:49,333 --> 00:42:51,416
- Wait a minute.
- What?
536
00:42:52,583 --> 00:42:56,291
Uh, it's just, this, um... Well, uh--
537
00:42:56,291 --> 00:42:58,916
What?
It just occurred to me.
538
00:43:00,208 --> 00:43:03,625
Uh, we're definitely picking up
an abomination of some kind or another.
539
00:43:03,625 --> 00:43:05,291
Just not sure...
540
00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:07,916
I'm not sure
we're tracking the right abomination.
541
00:43:14,916 --> 00:43:17,250
You idiot!
- It was my mistake.
542
00:43:17,250 --> 00:43:20,875
If you'll let me lead the charge,
I'll lead the charge.
543
00:43:23,958 --> 00:43:26,375
I am a Knight
of the Brotherhood of Steel.
544
00:43:26,375 --> 00:43:28,041
- Get back to shore.
- But sir--
545
00:43:28,041 --> 00:43:31,041
- Go!
- Thank you, sir.
546
00:44:09,416 --> 00:44:11,625
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
547
00:44:11,625 --> 00:44:15,166
- My lord!
- I've got you!
548
00:44:15,166 --> 00:44:16,500
Knight Titus!
549
00:44:26,208 --> 00:44:28,250
I'm going in!
550
00:44:28,250 --> 00:44:31,541
- I got you!
551
00:44:33,166 --> 00:44:36,041
Victoriam!
552
00:45:02,416 --> 00:45:03,958
Ah.
553
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,666
- You saved me!
- Huh.
554
00:45:07,666 --> 00:45:10,083
You saved me first.
555
00:45:28,666 --> 00:45:30,666
Huh. Oh.
556
00:45:48,250 --> 00:45:50,541
Is that...?
557
00:45:50,541 --> 00:45:52,791
The head.
558
00:45:52,791 --> 00:45:54,458
The head?!
559
00:45:54,458 --> 00:45:56,750
It's the head! Yes!
560
00:45:56,750 --> 00:45:58,916
- Yeah!
561
00:45:58,916 --> 00:46:00,416
Yeah!
562
00:46:50,541 --> 00:46:52,291
Sir.
563
00:46:52,291 --> 00:46:55,333
Sir, please. I need water.
564
00:46:56,416 --> 00:46:58,125
Please.
565
00:47:03,375 --> 00:47:04,791
Please!
566
00:47:54,750 --> 00:47:58,291
Water, water everywhere,
and not a drop to drink.
567
00:47:59,208 --> 00:48:01,541
Ain't much stays clean up here, Vaultie.
568
00:48:02,875 --> 00:48:04,083
You'll see.
569
00:48:05,125 --> 00:48:07,250
Is that what happened to you?
570
00:48:07,250 --> 00:48:10,166
Radiation?
571
00:48:10,166 --> 00:48:12,416
Something like that.
572
00:48:51,916 --> 00:48:56,333
♪They're gonna put me in the movies ♪
573
00:48:57,375 --> 00:49:00,583
♪ They're gonna make
a big star out of me ♪
574
00:49:02,500 --> 00:49:06,375
♪ We'll make the film
about a man that's sad and lonely...
575
00:49:06,375 --> 00:49:08,500
- Yeah.
- Okay.
576
00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:10,250
You ready to meet the suits?
577
00:49:10,250 --> 00:49:11,791
Uh, I'll try not to embarrass you.
578
00:49:11,791 --> 00:49:14,208
No promises, though.
579
00:49:14,208 --> 00:49:16,666
- All right.
Mr. Howard.
580
00:49:16,666 --> 00:49:18,500
- Hello. Hi.
- Great to meet you.
581
00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:20,666
Hey, nice to meet you.
582
00:49:20,666 --> 00:49:23,958
On behalf of the whole Vault-Tec family,
we wanted to say how delighted we are
583
00:49:23,958 --> 00:49:26,541
that Barb could use her connections
to get to you.
584
00:49:26,541 --> 00:49:29,125
You know, I've never done
an advertisement before in my life.
585
00:49:29,125 --> 00:49:30,333
Hmm.
586
00:49:30,333 --> 00:49:33,291
But then again,
my wife has never asked me to, so...
587
00:49:33,291 --> 00:49:34,916
- Yeah.
588
00:49:34,916 --> 00:49:38,041
Okay. Uh, over here?
589
00:49:38,041 --> 00:49:42,958
Huh? Yeah. Um...
590
00:49:42,958 --> 00:49:45,958
- Ah.
591
00:49:45,958 --> 00:49:49,166
Thank you. Thank you.
Uh, thank you very much.
592
00:49:50,208 --> 00:49:52,416
Uh, this... Thank you.
Uh, this suit is tight.
593
00:49:52,416 --> 00:49:54,666
- This thing really block radiation?
594
00:49:57,375 --> 00:50:00,208
- Absolutely.
If I may say, I-I-I...
595
00:50:00,208 --> 00:50:03,083
- You all are doing, um, God's work here.
596
00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:06,333
And, uh, on behalf
of every decent American,
597
00:50:06,333 --> 00:50:08,541
I just want to say thank you.
598
00:50:08,541 --> 00:50:11,875
Oh. Uh, to you. Yeah.
599
00:50:11,875 --> 00:50:13,916
Well... [clears throat] Okay, here we go.
600
00:50:13,916 --> 00:50:19,000
♪ Well, I'll bet you
I'm a gonna be a big star ♪
601
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,500
- Uh, like this.
- ♪ Might win an Oscar ♪
602
00:50:20,500 --> 00:50:23,625
♪ You can never tell ♪
603
00:50:24,666 --> 00:50:26,916
♪ The movie's gonna ♪
604
00:50:26,916 --> 00:50:29,791
- ♪ Make me a big star ♪
- No, no, no.
605
00:50:29,791 --> 00:50:32,583
♪ 'Cause I can play the part so well...
606
00:50:32,583 --> 00:50:35,375
Hey, I-I have an idea. What if, uh...
607
00:50:35,375 --> 00:50:37,291
What if I do... were to do,
like, a thumbs-up?
608
00:50:37,291 --> 00:50:38,916
Go for it, Coop.
609
00:50:38,916 --> 00:50:41,291
You called him Coop?
610
00:50:41,291 --> 00:50:45,000
♪ Then I know
that you will plainly see ♪
611
00:50:46,208 --> 00:50:50,666
♪ Biggest fool
that's ever hit the big time ♪
612
00:50:51,333 --> 00:50:55,541
♪ And all I gotta do is act naturally ♪
613
00:51:01,375 --> 00:51:05,708
{\an8}♪ We'll make the scene
about a man that's sad and lonely ♪
614
00:51:06,708 --> 00:51:11,583
{\an8}♪ And begging down upon his bended knee ♪
615
00:51:11,583 --> 00:51:16,875
{\an8}♪ I'll play the part
but I won't need rehearsing ♪
616
00:51:16,875 --> 00:51:21,625
{\an8}♪ All I'll have to do is act naturally ♪
617
00:51:21,625 --> 00:51:26,791
{\an8}♪ Well, I'll bet you
I'm a gonna be a big star ♪
618
00:51:26,791 --> 00:51:31,458
{\an8}♪ Might win an Oscar, you can never tell ♪
619
00:51:32,458 --> 00:51:36,416
{\an8}♪ The movie's gonna make me a big star ♪
620
00:51:37,416 --> 00:51:42,500
{\an8}♪ 'Cause I can play the part so well ♪
621
00:51:42,500 --> 00:51:46,625
{\an8}♪ Well, I hope you come
and see me in the movie ♪
622
00:51:47,875 --> 00:51:51,833
{\an8}♪ And then I'll know
that you will plainly see ♪
623
00:51:53,041 --> 00:51:57,875
{\an8}♪ The biggest fool
that's ever hit the big time ♪
624
00:51:57,875 --> 00:52:02,708
{\an8}♪ And all I gotta do is act naturally ♪ ♪