WEBVTT 00:12.180 --> 00:13.870 What is love? 00:16.900 --> 00:20.990 What, exactly, is love?! 00:22.880 --> 00:25.570 "This world is kill or be killed." 00:25.570 --> 00:27.750 "There's no such thing as heaven." 00:28.260 --> 00:30.460 "Once fallen, there's no hope." 00:30.460 --> 00:33.000 There are people who struggle because of these beliefs. 00:33.550 --> 00:36.060 Hey! You there! 00:36.060 --> 00:38.750 Are you pretending you don't see it? 00:39.260 --> 00:41.890 Too bad we can't do the same. 00:41.890 --> 00:44.710 We wish to wipe away your tears. 00:45.220 --> 00:47.670 We'll make smiles bloom in multitudes. 00:47.670 --> 00:50.970 Of course, compensation is required. 00:51.190 --> 00:54.220 Just stop by Bar F, won't you? 00:54.220 --> 00:57.210 Don't worry... no need for money. 00:57.210 --> 01:01.680 There's only one thing we want! 00:57.780 --> 00:59.490 We'll Save Your Heart 01:02.720 --> 01:06.300 We'll take your heart! 01:02.990 --> 01:08.920 We'll take your heart. 02:33.170 --> 02:39.050 Ranmaru 02:33.170 --> 02:39.050 ~ We'll Save Your Heart ~ 02:42.290 --> 02:46.190 The latest team you called for. 02:46.760 --> 02:51.010 One fine young person from each of the clans. 02:51.190 --> 02:55.650 I g n i s C l a n 02:51.190 --> 02:55.650 H o m u r a H o t e r a s e 02:51.660 --> 02:54.510 From the Ignis Clan, Homura Hoterase. 02:54.830 --> 02:57.460 I don't got all the damned time in the world. 02:57.460 --> 03:00.250 Tell us why we're here already! 03:00.360 --> 03:04.450 A q u a C l a n 03:00.360 --> 03:04.450 U r u u S e i r e n 03:00.790 --> 03:03.800 From the Aqua Clan, Uruu Seiren. 03:04.170 --> 03:06.480 Really, you mustn't speak that way. 03:06.790 --> 03:09.950 We should conduct ourselves properly at all times. 03:10.080 --> 03:13.870 A r b o r C l a n 03:10.080 --> 03:13.870 J y u k a M u t s u o k a 03:10.700 --> 03:13.400 From the Arbor Clan, Jyuka Mutsuoka. 03:13.760 --> 03:16.360 You chose me? For real? 03:16.650 --> 03:18.920 They didn't call the wrong name by accident? 03:19.050 --> 03:22.670 M e t a l l u m C l a n 03:19.050 --> 03:22.670 T a k a r a U t a s h i r o 03:19.460 --> 03:22.360 From the Metallum Clan, Takara Utashiro. 03:22.660 --> 03:25.810 Always pleased to do work for the queen. 03:26.120 --> 03:29.140 I'm sure we'll be well compensated, of course! 03:30.140 --> 03:32.590 And the final member... 03:34.110 --> 03:35.570 From the Lux Clan. 03:37.010 --> 03:38.100 Light?! 03:38.100 --> 03:39.600 Now that's somethin' else. 03:42.440 --> 03:45.530 L u x C l a n 03:42.440 --> 03:45.530 R a n m a r u A i 03:43.800 --> 03:45.470 Ranmaru Ai. 03:45.470 --> 03:47.100 A pleasure to meet you. 03:47.540 --> 03:50.500 This being your first meeting, I'm sure it may be awkward. 03:50.500 --> 03:52.740 But from this moment forward, you are family. 03:53.090 --> 03:56.750 See that you work together to see your mission through. 03:58.210 --> 04:00.670 I grant you this mission: 04:01.410 --> 04:04.340 Save as many people as you can, 04:04.340 --> 04:06.040 and collect "attachment." 04:06.290 --> 04:07.260 Yes! 04:07.260 --> 04:09.910 As Your Majesty commands! 04:10.760 --> 04:15.770 Taboo No. 1: "Romance" 04:16.700 --> 04:18.720 Morning, everyone! 04:20.480 --> 04:23.450 Today's breakfast is curry. 04:23.700 --> 04:25.050 Curry? 04:25.580 --> 04:27.540 Is this edible? 04:27.540 --> 04:30.380 It's quite a popular food in this world. 04:30.380 --> 04:34.570 That's right! The perfect food, containing all nutritional necessities! 04:34.880 --> 04:37.130 Might as well just eat it. 04:37.130 --> 04:39.730 Human bodies get hungry so fast. 04:39.730 --> 04:40.630 Let's e— 04:40.630 --> 04:41.400 Not yet. 04:44.910 --> 04:47.330 Aren't you the serious one, Uruu? 04:47.330 --> 04:49.870 All right, we'll do the Ten Laws before breakfast! 04:47.930 --> 04:49.600 MENU "F" Special Curry Market Value Drinks: All Kinds Market Value Please ask 04:49.800 --> 04:51.310 Ten Laws of Fairies 04:51.870 --> 04:53.580 The Ten Laws of Fairies. 04:54.660 --> 04:57.010 We are forbidden from the following: 04:57.390 --> 04:59.480 One, romance. 04:59.780 --> 05:02.680 Never fall in love with the opposite sex. 05:03.670 --> 05:05.620 Two, wrath. 05:06.060 --> 05:09.810 Never hold feelings of anger and hatred. 05:10.810 --> 05:12.860 Three, envy. 05:13.280 --> 05:16.200 Never desire that which another possesses. 05:17.370 --> 05:19.520 Four, apathy. 05:19.870 --> 05:23.710 Never fail to aid a person in need. 05:24.520 --> 05:26.650 Five, lust. 05:26.990 --> 05:30.660 Never engage in a physical relationship with the opposite sex. 05:31.430 --> 05:33.530 Six, violence. 05:34.070 --> 05:36.730 Never harm another. 05:37.760 --> 05:39.690 Seven, hedonism. 05:40.180 --> 05:44.850 Never consume alcohol, cigarettes, or drugs. 05:45.510 --> 05:47.560 Eight, degeneracy. 05:48.060 --> 05:51.190 Never behave in an undisciplined manner. 05:52.480 --> 05:54.550 Nine, pride. 05:54.820 --> 05:58.560 Never grow vain about your own power. 05:59.670 --> 06:01.700 Ten, liberation. 06:02.050 --> 06:04.770 Never reveal your true identity. 06:08.640 --> 06:10.550 All right, eat up! 06:10.810 --> 06:12.320 Let's eat! 06:15.830 --> 06:17.140 It's delicious! 06:17.480 --> 06:20.130 Of course, we call them the Ten Laws, 06:20.130 --> 06:22.810 but it's not as though you'll die if you break them. 06:22.900 --> 06:26.860 "Fairy of Politics" Minister of Justice Fueairi Hanasono Arrested Minister of Justice Hanasono, said to be the leading candidate for the next prime minister, was arrested on suspicion of bribery. The bribe came from Yuki Seigino, president of Fairy Power, Inc, which sells the popular energy drink touting "fairy power." While it's said that the two met at a fairy cosplay party and quickly became fast friends, the truth of the situation is unknown. Minister Hanasono (69) in costume as a fairy last Halloween 06:23.280 --> 06:26.780 There are tons of our kind who have been demoted to being humans. 06:26.780 --> 06:31.490 They just keep on living, hiding the fact that they used to be fairies. 06:26.860 --> 06:31.610 Pucchin Idol Arrested for Drug Use! "I Knew It!" Say Many "I Used to Be a Fairy!" "Yeah right!" That's what everyone's shouting at her in their minds! Tumultuous "fairy idol" Erufu Ichigo (41) was arrested for illegal drug possession. Suspect Erufu Ichigo (44) flipping off the camera, shouting "Fairies love drugs too!" Have you experienced the power of pots? Pot Power! 06:31.490 --> 06:34.310 Like this one, and this one. 06:31.610 --> 06:33.120 The Confident Speaker You Can Be a Fairy, Too! This quirky "guru" will support your growth as a person! Fairy Training School Passionate and Excellent Instruction 06:33.120 --> 06:34.780 An Introduction to Fairy Cooking 06:35.050 --> 06:37.710 The important part is not being found out. 06:37.710 --> 06:40.740 So don't take it too seriously, and have a good time. 06:40.740 --> 06:44.200 Oh, and here are your business cards. 06:46.340 --> 06:51.630 Now, get out there and earn that attachment! 06:52.140 --> 06:55.970 I handled your school applications, too. 06:55.970 --> 06:59.540 Ranmaru, you'll be a transfer student. 07:01.070 --> 07:02.490 I gotta say... 07:02.490 --> 07:05.740 He's all, "Get out there and earn that attachment!" 07:05.740 --> 07:07.570 But how do we actually do that? 07:07.570 --> 07:10.940 There are many people out there struggling, I'm sure. 07:10.940 --> 07:12.930 Someone oughta check on that guy. 07:13.950 --> 07:15.850 Huh? He's gone. 07:16.510 --> 07:18.900 Attachment... Attachment... 07:23.440 --> 07:25.600 She thinks she's so hot. 07:24.330 --> 07:25.540 She's so disgusting. 07:24.330 --> 07:26.630 Bet she won't come to school tomorrow 07:26.190 --> 07:27.930 Yeah, no way. 07:26.770 --> 07:27.920 She'll never come. 07:26.890 --> 07:29.280 She wouldn't have the guts. 07:28.090 --> 07:29.590 Wish she'd just die. 07:28.790 --> 07:30.650 One less slut in the world. 07:30.260 --> 07:31.470 Gross. 07:30.450 --> 07:31.870 Whore. 07:31.110 --> 07:32.210 Disgusting. 07:35.980 --> 07:37.130 Hey! Where are you going?! 07:39.370 --> 07:40.640 Look out! 07:50.330 --> 07:52.220 Ow, ow... 07:52.870 --> 07:54.160 What did I... 07:55.440 --> 07:56.670 Are you all right? 07:57.320 --> 08:00.020 Y-Yes! E-Excuse me... 08:00.020 --> 08:01.100 Take this. 08:02.340 --> 08:04.120 O-Okay... 08:07.860 --> 08:09.000 Are you okay? 08:09.250 --> 08:11.970 What could have come over you? 08:12.790 --> 08:14.030 Attachment... 08:15.170 --> 08:19.900 Et Fran is a glorious bed of flowers 08:19.900 --> 08:24.890 Et Fran is the twinkle of happiness 08:21.140 --> 08:27.100 Et Fran de Muse Academy 08:24.890 --> 08:30.190 Et Fran is the shine that guides you 08:30.190 --> 08:38.680 There is nothing here that isn't beautiful 08:33.070 --> 08:34.820 Student Council President 08:38.680 --> 08:43.490 A heaven of endless light 08:43.490 --> 08:48.060 With no dark side at all 08:50.910 --> 08:54.640 "We'll save your heart"? 08:50.920 --> 08:54.630 We'll Save Your Heart 08:54.980 --> 08:56.470 Seems... shifty. 08:56.470 --> 08:58.590 We shall now introduce a transfer student. 08:58.590 --> 09:02.970 R a n m a r u A i 08:59.360 --> 09:00.850 Ranmaru Ai. 09:01.200 --> 09:02.960 A pleasure to be here. 09:03.300 --> 09:06.520 Well, I'm liking this new transfer student. 09:06.520 --> 09:07.630 Really? 09:07.630 --> 09:08.930 Seems kinda plain to me. 09:11.580 --> 09:12.630 Hello. 09:13.930 --> 09:15.730 Oh, what? You know that guy? 09:15.730 --> 09:17.060 N-Not really... 09:17.460 --> 09:19.100 You used to date or something? 09:19.100 --> 09:20.420 Of course not! 09:21.910 --> 09:23.970 Looks like we're in the same class again! 09:23.970 --> 09:25.210 Yes... 09:25.610 --> 09:26.500 Oh, no! 09:26.500 --> 09:28.460 2-A Friends Just die Yeah So typical On the hunt already? lol What a pig lol All ready to spread for the transfer student too Disgusting! God I wish you'd die Sharing a classroom with you is torture 09:26.830 --> 09:28.450 I forgot to turn my phone off. 09:29.000 --> 09:31.420 On the hunt already? lol 09:29.250 --> 09:31.420 What a pig lol 09:29.500 --> 09:31.420 All ready to spread for the transfer student too 09:29.750 --> 09:31.420 Disgusting! 09:30.000 --> 09:31.420 God I wish you'd die 09:30.250 --> 09:31.420 Sharing a classroom with you is torture 09:31.920 --> 09:33.390 Texts from your boyfriend? 09:34.080 --> 09:35.520 Are you dating anyone? 09:35.520 --> 09:36.380 Hey, so... 09:39.680 --> 09:41.360 S-Sorry! 09:40.280 --> 09:43.080 Keep your sad asses away from me, assholes! 09:42.040 --> 09:44.160 He's too strong! 09:44.160 --> 09:48.700 Eesh. Don't they know I got better things to do? 09:49.970 --> 09:52.450 Say... what even is "attachment"? 09:52.740 --> 09:55.650 Hard to collect it if we don't know what it is. 09:55.930 --> 10:00.660 Attachment is a power created when a person's heart becomes greatly invested in something. 10:00.980 --> 10:02.860 It's that which powers one through life. 10:04.970 --> 10:06.320 What a pretty picture! 10:07.270 --> 10:09.350 I simply draw what I see. 10:10.190 --> 10:12.100 It's the world that is beautiful. 10:12.290 --> 10:13.530 Squeak! 10:14.030 --> 10:17.300 You're the one who's beautiful, Uruu. 10:19.720 --> 10:23.810 Oh, yes, things are going very smoothly. 10:24.120 --> 10:30.220 Humans are such a decadent species... unlike us. 10:30.510 --> 10:33.370 I'll call back later. 10:37.260 --> 10:40.150 Hey. Why won't you answer me? 10:40.370 --> 10:42.790 I wasn't kidding when I asked you out. 10:45.780 --> 10:46.630 Hey! 10:48.920 --> 10:50.090 What's wrong? 10:51.330 --> 10:53.160 Did something happen? 10:54.310 --> 10:56.300 No need to ignore me, now. 10:56.970 --> 10:58.960 I don't owe you anything. 10:59.310 --> 11:00.660 We've broken up. 11:00.980 --> 11:05.220 Your family's wealth can't buy you everything, you know. 11:05.550 --> 11:07.780 Oh, is that so? 11:13.310 --> 11:15.680 Anyone muster up any attachment? 11:16.340 --> 11:18.080 Not a bit. 11:18.080 --> 11:19.860 Too bad. 11:21.530 --> 11:25.280 We'll end up in the red if we don't find any. 11:25.580 --> 11:28.480 But how do we even find attachment? 11:28.740 --> 11:31.690 I'd love to tell you! If only I knew! 11:34.960 --> 11:36.670 Et Fran de Muse Academy 11:37.860 --> 11:38.870 Why... 11:39.630 --> 11:42.590 2-A Friends 11:39.630 --> 11:42.590 Losing it over that lame transfer student now? 11:39.630 --> 11:42.590 Don't you realize how ugly you are? 11:39.630 --> 11:42.590 Do you just go after anything with a dick? 11:39.630 --> 11:42.590 Why not put yourself out of your misery? 11:39.630 --> 11:42.590 Wouldn't want people to think you're being bullied haha 11:39.630 --> 11:42.590 Bye-bye! 11:40.340 --> 11:42.120 Why are they doing this? 11:42.880 --> 11:47.300 "Losing it over that lame transfer student now?" "Don't you realize how ugly you are?" 11:43.030 --> 11:47.290 What did I do wrong?! 11:44.130 --> 11:47.300 Do you just go after anything with a dick? Why not put yourself out of your misery? Wouldn't want people to think you're being bullied haha 11:51.020 --> 11:52.750 You'll pay. 11:52.750 --> 11:55.010 I'll see that you pay. 11:55.020 --> 11:59.480 Get over yourself already So full of yourself Why'd you even come to school today? Take the hint already So disgusting Get lost 11:55.020 --> 11:59.480 You think you're so hot I hate your stupid face Wish you'd disappear already Hate being in class with you so much Same Seriously, why does she come to school? Hunting men lololol So disgusting Just end it already! 11:55.490 --> 11:59.480 You should fall off the face of the earth. 11:59.480 --> 12:02.700 F School Underground Channel 11:59.480 --> 12:02.700 Wipe yourself off the face of the earth, creep 11:59.480 --> 12:02.700 Did you see her face this morning? \hDeserved it! lololol 11:59.480 --> 12:02.700 I so saw it lol I think she's finally catching on lol 11:59.480 --> 12:02.700 It takes a lot of nerve to go after EVERY SINGLE guy 11:59.970 --> 12:02.690 Die... Die... Die... 12:02.700 --> 12:05.660 How man-hungry do you have to be to even go after the new transfer student Right? But why do we even have a transfer student??? Man-hungry Just die already It's biologically impossible to breathe the same air as her 12:02.700 --> 12:05.660 She's so freaking stuck-up She'll take anything as long as it's male, right? So gross lololol She's such a bitch lol I wish she'd just go away Totally agreed If only she'd die 12:03.070 --> 12:05.640 Die, die, die, die, die! 12:05.940 --> 12:09.610 Dive straight to hell! 12:12.710 --> 12:14.850 Love is an ugly thing. 12:14.850 --> 12:17.430 This world is suffering. 12:21.600 --> 12:23.300 Hey! What're you doing? 12:24.590 --> 12:25.800 Saving! 12:29.600 --> 12:31.060 Ranmaru 12:29.600 --> 12:31.060 ~ We'll Save Your Heart ~ 12:34.600 --> 12:36.060 Ranmaru 12:34.600 --> 12:36.060 ~ We'll Save Your Heart ~ 12:45.980 --> 12:49.600 I can't live in this world anymore. 12:51.990 --> 12:53.150 Wait! 13:02.150 --> 13:03.840 Ranmaru? 13:04.750 --> 13:07.590 Please... let me die. 13:08.010 --> 13:11.670 No one will miss someone like me. 13:12.080 --> 13:13.150 I... 13:14.610 --> 13:19.550 If you went away... 13:22.080 --> 13:23.290 I'd be sad. 13:26.090 --> 13:30.090 I... I want to protect you! 13:32.400 --> 13:33.880 Ranmaru... 13:41.380 --> 13:43.550 We'll Save Your Heart 13:43.320 --> 13:46.640 I will save your heart. 13:47.310 --> 13:49.660 But... how? 13:50.540 --> 13:53.660 Could I take your heart? 13:54.360 --> 13:57.050 My... heart? 15:12.170 --> 15:13.700 Taboo rescinded! 15:14.110 --> 15:15.510 Love in full bloom! 15:21.340 --> 15:25.510 Fairy of Illumination, Ranmaru! Advent! 15:37.330 --> 15:41.570 If all flowers are doomed to die some day 15:41.570 --> 15:46.350 I at least want to bloom for you now 15:46.350 --> 15:50.760 That which will open up my heart 15:50.760 --> 15:56.200 Is the key of love—your kiss 16:00.290 --> 16:05.050 The door flies open, overflowing with light 16:05.570 --> 16:12.470 Becoming wings that will light my way 16:13.510 --> 16:15.740 Ran, ran, rararan 16:15.740 --> 16:18.590 Love makes it possible 16:18.590 --> 16:22.980 Let these wings carry me to heaven 16:22.980 --> 16:25.100 Ran, ran, rararan 16:25.100 --> 16:27.940 Love makes it possible 16:27.940 --> 16:34.740 Blossom in glory... even in hell 16:41.790 --> 16:43.500 You'll pay. 16:43.500 --> 16:47.570 Once you're gone, he'll belong to me! 16:44.040 --> 16:46.980 Begone! Die! 16:47.540 --> 16:50.810 You'll pay... You must pay... 16:50.810 --> 16:54.130 I wish she'd just go away forever! 16:54.130 --> 16:55.700 Die! Die! Die! 16:55.700 --> 16:58.910 Dive straight into hell! 17:11.090 --> 17:12.900 Die! 17:22.970 --> 17:23.920 Where is it? 17:24.180 --> 17:24.890 She's so man-hungry! Just gross! 17:27.490 --> 17:29.890 What... is this? 17:36.580 --> 17:38.020 There! 17:45.530 --> 17:46.540 Was I wrong? 17:46.780 --> 17:49.160 Stupid! 17:59.230 --> 18:00.110 Wait. 18:01.800 --> 18:03.620 We got a show worth watchin'. 18:03.940 --> 18:07.850 The power of the Lux Clan, the strongest of fairies... 18:16.200 --> 18:21.100 I'll stream your disgrace to the whole world! 18:22.620 --> 18:24.790 Doxxed lololol 18:22.620 --> 18:24.790 Can't show your face like that lol 18:22.620 --> 18:24.790 Find location plz! 18:26.620 --> 18:28.920 Suck on that! 18:28.920 --> 18:31.850 Now I'm finished with you! 18:31.850 --> 18:36.030 Begone from this world! 18:55.840 --> 18:59.320 That's what happens to people who cross me! 18:59.450 --> 19:04.450 Hurry!! 19:00.200 --> 19:13.290 Who's next? 19:00.950 --> 19:08.750 Who's the next target? 19:01.860 --> 19:04.580 Feed the fire! 19:02.950 --> 19:13.290 Name our next target! 19:04.450 --> 19:07.080 Found it lol 19:06.660 --> 19:13.290 This bitch lol She sucks lol 19:15.320 --> 19:17.160 Wh-What in the world?! 19:36.980 --> 19:39.920 On mayalta harikira! 19:52.650 --> 19:54.800 Unlock the heart's truth! 20:04.290 --> 20:06.550 Assumption of the Holy Mother! 20:10.310 --> 20:14.530 Go to heaven! 20:29.540 --> 20:33.190 Thank you... Ranmaru. 20:35.290 --> 20:37.630 That was really Ranmaru? 20:37.630 --> 20:39.570 His power is just like the rumors say. 20:40.580 --> 20:43.000 We can make real bank off of this. 20:46.820 --> 20:51.590 Love makes it possible... all human sadness and suffering. 20:52.570 --> 20:54.220 Why, then... 20:58.790 --> 21:01.040 Attachment, my lady. 21:02.130 --> 21:06.690 Suitably impressive, I suppose. 21:16.420 --> 21:18.790 Ranmaru, are you nervous? 21:21.070 --> 21:24.340 You didn't fall for your client, did you? 21:24.340 --> 21:26.230 Of course not! 21:26.230 --> 21:27.780 Hey! 21:28.350 --> 21:30.050 Good morning! 21:30.840 --> 21:31.710 Incoming! 21:36.750 --> 21:37.900 Hey. 21:38.440 --> 21:39.570 Good morning! 21:39.980 --> 21:41.300 Thanks for calling. 21:41.300 --> 21:42.580 You're welcome! 21:43.500 --> 21:44.780 No... 21:44.780 --> 21:47.740 2-A Friends She's always trying to play alpha Alpha gorilla maybe lol Yet she can't land a guy psht Super lame lolol She thinks she's queen shit Too bad she sucks lol Does she even have any friends? Don't worry, it's your turn next 21:45.710 --> 21:47.730 Why is this happening to me? 21:58.180 --> 22:00.680 What is love? 22:02.540 --> 22:06.050 This story is a work of fiction. The people, events, and groups portrayed therein are purely imaginary and do not reflect the real world. 23:36.100 --> 23:41.100 N e x t T i m e 23:36.100 --> 23:41.100 Taboo No. 2: "Wrath"