WEBVTT 00:12.260 --> 00:13.950 What is love? 00:16.980 --> 00:21.070 What, exactly, is love?! 00:22.960 --> 00:25.650 "This world is kill or be killed." 00:25.650 --> 00:27.830 "There's no such thing as heaven." 00:28.340 --> 00:30.540 "Once fallen, there's no hope." 00:30.540 --> 00:33.080 There are people who struggle because of these beliefs. 00:33.630 --> 00:36.140 Hey! You there! 00:36.140 --> 00:38.830 Are you pretending you don't see it? 00:39.340 --> 00:41.970 Too bad we can't do the same. 00:41.970 --> 00:44.790 We wish to wipe away your tears. 00:45.300 --> 00:47.750 We'll make smiles bloom in multitudes. 00:47.750 --> 00:51.050 Of course, compensation is required. 00:51.270 --> 00:54.300 Just stop by Bar F, won't you? 00:54.300 --> 00:57.290 Don't worry... no need for money. 00:57.290 --> 01:01.760 There's only one thing we want! 00:57.860 --> 00:59.570 We'll Save Your Heart 01:02.800 --> 01:06.380 We'll take your heart! 01:03.070 --> 01:09.000 We'll take your heart. 02:33.250 --> 02:39.130 Ranmaru 02:33.250 --> 02:39.130 ~ We'll Save Your Heart ~ 02:42.370 --> 02:46.270 The latest team you called for. 02:46.840 --> 02:51.090 One fine young person from each of the clans. 02:51.270 --> 02:55.730 I g n i s C l a n 02:51.270 --> 02:55.730 H o m u r a H o t e r a s e 02:51.740 --> 02:54.590 From the Ignis Clan, Homura Hoterase. 02:54.910 --> 02:57.540 I don't got all the damned time in the world. 02:57.540 --> 03:00.330 Tell us why we're here already! 03:00.440 --> 03:04.530 A q u a C l a n 03:00.440 --> 03:04.530 U r u u S e i r e n 03:00.870 --> 03:03.880 From the Aqua Clan, Uruu Seiren. 03:04.250 --> 03:06.560 Really, you mustn't speak that way. 03:06.870 --> 03:10.030 We should conduct ourselves properly at all times. 03:10.160 --> 03:13.950 A r b o r C l a n 03:10.160 --> 03:13.950 J y u k a M u t s u o k a 03:10.780 --> 03:13.480 From the Arbor Clan, Jyuka Mutsuoka. 03:13.840 --> 03:16.440 You chose me? For real? 03:16.730 --> 03:19.000 They didn't call the wrong name by accident? 03:19.130 --> 03:22.750 M e t a l l u m C l a n 03:19.130 --> 03:22.750 T a k a r a U t a s h i r o 03:19.540 --> 03:22.440 From the Metallum Clan, Takara Utashiro. 03:22.740 --> 03:25.890 Always pleased to do work for the queen. 03:26.200 --> 03:29.220 I'm sure we'll be well compensated, of course! 03:30.220 --> 03:32.670 And the final member... 03:34.190 --> 03:35.650 From the Lux Clan. 03:37.090 --> 03:38.180 Light?! 03:38.180 --> 03:39.680 Now that's somethin' else. 03:42.520 --> 03:45.610 L u x C l a n 03:42.520 --> 03:45.610 R a n m a r u A i 03:43.880 --> 03:45.550 Ranmaru Ai. 03:45.550 --> 03:47.180 A pleasure to meet you. 03:47.620 --> 03:50.580 This being your first meeting, I'm sure it may be awkward. 03:50.580 --> 03:52.820 But from this moment forward, you are family. 03:53.170 --> 03:56.830 See that you work together to see your mission through. 03:58.290 --> 04:00.750 I grant you this mission: 04:01.490 --> 04:04.420 Save as many people as you can, 04:04.420 --> 04:06.120 and collect "attachment." 04:06.370 --> 04:07.340 Yes! 04:07.340 --> 04:09.990 As Your Majesty commands! 04:10.840 --> 04:15.850 Taboo No. 1: "Romance" 04:16.780 --> 04:18.800 Morning, everyone! 04:20.560 --> 04:23.530 Today's breakfast is curry. 04:23.780 --> 04:25.130 Curry? 04:25.660 --> 04:27.620 Is this edible? 04:27.620 --> 04:30.460 It's quite a popular food in this world. 04:30.460 --> 04:34.650 That's right! The perfect food, containing all nutritional necessities! 04:34.960 --> 04:37.210 Might as well just eat it. 04:37.210 --> 04:39.810 Human bodies get hungry so fast. 04:39.810 --> 04:40.710 Let's e— 04:40.710 --> 04:41.480 Not yet. 04:44.990 --> 04:47.410 Aren't you the serious one, Uruu? 04:47.410 --> 04:49.950 All right, we'll do the Ten Laws before breakfast! 04:48.010 --> 04:49.680 MENU "F" Special Curry Market Value Drinks: All Kinds Market Value Please ask 04:49.880 --> 04:51.390 Ten Laws of Fairies 04:51.950 --> 04:53.660 The Ten Laws of Fairies. 04:54.740 --> 04:57.090 We are forbidden from the following: 04:57.470 --> 04:59.560 One, romance. 04:59.860 --> 05:02.760 Never fall in love with the opposite sex. 05:03.750 --> 05:05.700 Two, wrath. 05:06.140 --> 05:09.890 Never hold feelings of anger and hatred. 05:10.890 --> 05:12.940 Three, envy. 05:13.360 --> 05:16.280 Never desire that which another possesses. 05:17.450 --> 05:19.600 Four, apathy. 05:19.950 --> 05:23.790 Never fail to aid a person in need. 05:24.600 --> 05:26.730 Five, lust. 05:27.070 --> 05:30.740 Never engage in a physical relationship with the opposite sex. 05:31.510 --> 05:33.610 Six, violence. 05:34.150 --> 05:36.810 Never harm another. 05:37.840 --> 05:39.770 Seven, hedonism. 05:40.260 --> 05:44.930 Never consume alcohol, cigarettes, or drugs. 05:45.590 --> 05:47.640 Eight, degeneracy. 05:48.140 --> 05:51.270 Never behave in an undisciplined manner. 05:52.560 --> 05:54.630 Nine, pride. 05:54.900 --> 05:58.640 Never grow vain about your own power. 05:59.750 --> 06:01.780 Ten, liberation. 06:02.130 --> 06:04.850 Never reveal your true identity. 06:08.720 --> 06:10.630 All right, eat up! 06:10.890 --> 06:12.400 Let's eat! 06:15.910 --> 06:17.220 It's delicious! 06:17.560 --> 06:20.210 Of course, we call them the Ten Laws, 06:20.210 --> 06:22.890 but it's not as though you'll die if you break them. 06:22.980 --> 06:26.940 "Fairy of Politics" Minister of Justice Fueairi Hanasono Arrested Minister of Justice Hanasono, said to be the leading candidate for the next prime minister, was arrested on suspicion of bribery. The bribe came from Yuki Seigino, president of Fairy Power, Inc, which sells the popular energy drink touting "fairy power." While it's said that the two met at a fairy cosplay party and quickly became fast friends, the truth of the situation is unknown. Minister Hanasono (69) in costume as a fairy last Halloween 06:23.360 --> 06:26.860 There are tons of our kind who have been demoted to being humans. 06:26.860 --> 06:31.570 They just keep on living, hiding the fact that they used to be fairies. 06:26.940 --> 06:31.690 Pucchin Idol Arrested for Drug Use! "I Knew It!" Say Many "I Used to Be a Fairy!" "Yeah right!" That's what everyone's shouting at her in their minds! Tumultuous "fairy idol" Erufu Ichigo (41) was arrested for illegal drug possession. Suspect Erufu Ichigo (44) flipping off the camera, shouting "Fairies love drugs too!" Have you experienced the power of pots? Pot Power! 06:31.570 --> 06:34.390 Like this one, and this one. 06:31.690 --> 06:33.200 The Confident Speaker You Can Be a Fairy, Too! This quirky "guru" will support your growth as a person! Fairy Training School Passionate and Excellent Instruction 06:33.200 --> 06:34.860 An Introduction to Fairy Cooking 06:35.130 --> 06:37.790 The important part is not being found out. 06:37.790 --> 06:40.820 So don't take it too seriously, and have a good time. 06:40.820 --> 06:44.280 Oh, and here are your business cards. 06:46.420 --> 06:51.710 Now, get out there and earn that attachment! 06:52.220 --> 06:56.050 I handled your school applications, too. 06:56.050 --> 06:59.620 Ranmaru, you'll be a transfer student. 07:01.150 --> 07:02.570 I gotta say... 07:02.570 --> 07:05.820 He's all, "Get out there and earn that attachment!" 07:05.820 --> 07:07.650 But how do we actually do that? 07:07.650 --> 07:11.020 There are many people out there struggling, I'm sure. 07:11.020 --> 07:13.010 Someone oughta check on that guy. 07:14.030 --> 07:15.930 Huh? He's gone. 07:16.590 --> 07:18.980 Attachment... Attachment... 07:23.520 --> 07:25.680 She thinks she's so hot. 07:24.410 --> 07:25.620 She's so disgusting. 07:24.410 --> 07:26.710 Bet she won't come to school tomorrow 07:26.270 --> 07:28.010 Yeah, no way. 07:26.850 --> 07:28.000 She'll never come. 07:26.970 --> 07:29.360 She wouldn't have the guts. 07:28.170 --> 07:29.670 Wish she'd just die. 07:28.870 --> 07:30.730 One less slut in the world. 07:30.340 --> 07:31.550 Gross. 07:30.530 --> 07:31.950 Whore. 07:31.190 --> 07:32.290 Disgusting. 07:36.060 --> 07:37.210 Hey! Where are you going?! 07:39.450 --> 07:40.720 Look out! 07:50.410 --> 07:52.300 Ow, ow... 07:52.950 --> 07:54.240 What did I... 07:55.520 --> 07:56.750 Are you all right? 07:57.400 --> 08:00.100 Y-Yes! E-Excuse me... 08:00.100 --> 08:01.180 Take this. 08:02.420 --> 08:04.200 O-Okay... 08:07.940 --> 08:09.080 Are you okay? 08:09.330 --> 08:12.050 What could have come over you? 08:12.870 --> 08:14.110 Attachment... 08:15.250 --> 08:19.980 Et Fran is a glorious bed of flowers 08:19.980 --> 08:24.970 Et Fran is the twinkle of happiness 08:21.220 --> 08:27.180 Et Fran de Muse Academy 08:24.970 --> 08:30.270 Et Fran is the shine that guides you 08:30.270 --> 08:38.760 There is nothing here that isn't beautiful 08:33.150 --> 08:34.900 Student Council President 08:38.760 --> 08:43.570 A heaven of endless light 08:43.570 --> 08:48.140 With no dark side at all 08:50.990 --> 08:54.720 "We'll save your heart"? 08:51.000 --> 08:54.710 We'll Save Your Heart 08:55.060 --> 08:56.550 Seems... shifty. 08:56.550 --> 08:58.670 We shall now introduce a transfer student. 08:58.670 --> 09:03.050 R a n m a r u A i 08:59.440 --> 09:00.930 Ranmaru Ai. 09:01.280 --> 09:03.040 A pleasure to be here. 09:03.380 --> 09:06.600 Well, I'm liking this new transfer student. 09:06.600 --> 09:07.710 Really? 09:07.710 --> 09:09.010 Seems kinda plain to me. 09:11.660 --> 09:12.710 Hello. 09:14.010 --> 09:15.810 Oh, what? You know that guy? 09:15.810 --> 09:17.140 N-Not really... 09:17.540 --> 09:19.180 You used to date or something? 09:19.180 --> 09:20.500 Of course not! 09:21.990 --> 09:24.050 Looks like we're in the same class again! 09:24.050 --> 09:25.290 Yes... 09:25.690 --> 09:26.580 Oh, no! 09:26.580 --> 09:28.540 2-A Friends Just die Yeah So typical On the hunt already? lol What a pig lol All ready to spread for the transfer student too Disgusting! God I wish you'd die Sharing a classroom with you is torture 09:26.910 --> 09:28.530 I forgot to turn my phone off. 09:29.080 --> 09:31.500 On the hunt already? lol 09:29.330 --> 09:31.500 What a pig lol 09:29.580 --> 09:31.500 All ready to spread for the transfer student too 09:29.830 --> 09:31.500 Disgusting! 09:30.080 --> 09:31.500 God I wish you'd die 09:30.330 --> 09:31.500 Sharing a classroom with you is torture 09:32.000 --> 09:33.470 Texts from your boyfriend? 09:34.160 --> 09:35.600 Are you dating anyone? 09:35.600 --> 09:36.460 Hey, so... 09:39.760 --> 09:41.440 S-Sorry! 09:40.360 --> 09:43.160 Keep your sad asses away from me, assholes! 09:42.120 --> 09:44.240 He's too strong! 09:44.240 --> 09:48.780 Eesh. Don't they know I got better things to do? 09:50.050 --> 09:52.530 Say... what even is "attachment"? 09:52.820 --> 09:55.730 Hard to collect it if we don't know what it is. 09:56.010 --> 10:00.740 Attachment is a power created when a person's heart becomes greatly invested in something. 10:01.060 --> 10:02.940 It's that which powers one through life. 10:05.050 --> 10:06.400 What a pretty picture! 10:07.350 --> 10:09.430 I simply draw what I see. 10:10.270 --> 10:12.180 It's the world that is beautiful. 10:12.370 --> 10:13.610 Squeak! 10:14.110 --> 10:17.380 You're the one who's beautiful, Uruu. 10:19.800 --> 10:23.890 Oh, yes, things are going very smoothly. 10:24.200 --> 10:30.300 Humans are such a decadent species... unlike us. 10:30.590 --> 10:33.450 I'll call back later. 10:37.340 --> 10:40.230 Hey. Why won't you answer me? 10:40.450 --> 10:42.870 I wasn't kidding when I asked you out. 10:45.860 --> 10:46.710 Hey! 10:49.000 --> 10:50.170 What's wrong? 10:51.410 --> 10:53.240 Did something happen? 10:54.390 --> 10:56.380 No need to ignore me, now. 10:57.050 --> 10:59.040 I don't owe you anything. 10:59.390 --> 11:00.740 We've broken up. 11:01.060 --> 11:05.300 Your family's wealth can't buy you everything, you know. 11:05.630 --> 11:07.860 Oh, is that so? 11:13.390 --> 11:15.760 Anyone muster up any attachment? 11:16.420 --> 11:18.160 Not a bit. 11:18.160 --> 11:19.940 Too bad. 11:21.610 --> 11:25.360 We'll end up in the red if we don't find any. 11:25.660 --> 11:28.560 But how do we even find attachment? 11:28.820 --> 11:31.770 I'd love to tell you! If only I knew! 11:35.040 --> 11:36.750 Et Fran de Muse Academy 11:37.940 --> 11:38.950 Why... 11:39.710 --> 11:42.670 2-A Friends 11:39.710 --> 11:42.670 Losing it over that lame transfer student now? 11:39.710 --> 11:42.670 Don't you realize how ugly you are? 11:39.710 --> 11:42.670 Do you just go after anything with a dick? 11:39.710 --> 11:42.670 Why not put yourself out of your misery? 11:39.710 --> 11:42.670 Wouldn't want people to think you're being bullied haha 11:39.710 --> 11:42.670 Bye-bye! 11:40.420 --> 11:42.200 Why are they doing this? 11:42.960 --> 11:47.380 "Losing it over that lame transfer student now?" "Don't you realize how ugly you are?" 11:43.110 --> 11:47.370 What did I do wrong?! 11:44.210 --> 11:47.380 Do you just go after anything with a dick? Why not put yourself out of your misery? Wouldn't want people to think you're being bullied haha 11:51.100 --> 11:52.830 You'll pay. 11:52.830 --> 11:55.090 I'll see that you pay. 11:55.100 --> 11:59.560 Get over yourself already So full of yourself Why'd you even come to school today? Take the hint already So disgusting Get lost 11:55.100 --> 11:59.560 You think you're so hot I hate your stupid face Wish you'd disappear already Hate being in class with you so much Same Seriously, why does she come to school? Hunting men lololol So disgusting Just end it already! 11:55.570 --> 11:59.560 You should fall off the face of the earth. 11:59.560 --> 12:02.780 F School Underground Channel 11:59.560 --> 12:02.780 Wipe yourself off the face of the earth, creep 11:59.560 --> 12:02.780 Did you see her face this morning? \hDeserved it! lololol 11:59.560 --> 12:02.780 I so saw it lol I think she's finally catching on lol 11:59.560 --> 12:02.780 It takes a lot of nerve to go after EVERY SINGLE guy 12:00.050 --> 12:02.770 Die... Die... Die... 12:02.780 --> 12:05.740 How man-hungry do you have to be to even go after the new transfer student Right? But why do we even have a transfer student??? Man-hungry Just die already It's biologically impossible to breathe the same air as her 12:02.780 --> 12:05.740 She's so freaking stuck-up She'll take anything as long as it's male, right? So gross lololol She's such a bitch lol I wish she'd just go away Totally agreed If only she'd die 12:03.150 --> 12:05.720 Die, die, die, die, die! 12:06.020 --> 12:09.690 Dive straight to hell! 12:12.790 --> 12:14.930 Love is an ugly thing. 12:14.930 --> 12:17.510 This world is suffering. 12:21.680 --> 12:23.380 Hey! What're you doing? 12:24.670 --> 12:25.880 Saving! 12:29.680 --> 12:31.140 Ranmaru 12:29.680 --> 12:31.140 ~ We'll Save Your Heart ~ 12:34.680 --> 12:36.140 Ranmaru 12:34.680 --> 12:36.140 ~ We'll Save Your Heart ~ 12:46.060 --> 12:49.680 I can't live in this world anymore. 12:52.070 --> 12:53.230 Wait! 13:02.230 --> 13:03.920 Ranmaru? 13:04.830 --> 13:07.670 Please... let me die. 13:08.090 --> 13:11.750 No one will miss someone like me. 13:12.160 --> 13:13.230 I... 13:14.690 --> 13:19.630 If you went away... 13:22.160 --> 13:23.370 I'd be sad. 13:26.170 --> 13:30.170 I... I want to protect you! 13:32.480 --> 13:33.960 Ranmaru... 13:41.460 --> 13:43.630 We'll Save Your Heart 13:43.400 --> 13:46.720 I will save your heart. 13:47.390 --> 13:49.740 But... how? 13:50.620 --> 13:53.740 Could I take your heart? 13:54.440 --> 13:57.130 My... heart? 15:12.250 --> 15:13.780 Taboo rescinded! 15:14.190 --> 15:15.590 Love in full bloom! 15:21.420 --> 15:25.590 Fairy of Illumination, Ranmaru! Advent! 15:37.410 --> 15:41.650 If all flowers are doomed to die some day 15:41.650 --> 15:46.430 I at least want to bloom for you now 15:46.430 --> 15:50.840 That which will open up my heart 15:50.840 --> 15:56.280 Is the key of love—your kiss 16:00.370 --> 16:05.130 The door flies open, overflowing with light 16:05.650 --> 16:12.550 Becoming wings that will light my way 16:13.590 --> 16:15.820 Ran, ran, rararan 16:15.820 --> 16:18.670 Love makes it possible 16:18.670 --> 16:23.060 Let these wings carry me to heaven 16:23.060 --> 16:25.180 Ran, ran, rararan 16:25.180 --> 16:28.020 Love makes it possible 16:28.020 --> 16:34.820 Blossom in glory... even in hell 16:41.870 --> 16:43.580 You'll pay. 16:43.580 --> 16:47.650 Once you're gone, he'll belong to me! 16:44.120 --> 16:47.060 Begone! Die! 16:47.620 --> 16:50.890 You'll pay... You must pay... 16:50.890 --> 16:54.210 I wish she'd just go away forever! 16:54.210 --> 16:55.780 Die! Die! Die! 16:55.780 --> 16:58.990 Dive straight into hell! 17:11.170 --> 17:12.980 Die! 17:23.050 --> 17:24.000 Where is it? 17:24.260 --> 17:24.970 She's so man-hungry! Just gross! 17:27.570 --> 17:29.970 What... is this? 17:36.660 --> 17:38.100 There! 17:45.610 --> 17:46.620 Was I wrong? 17:46.860 --> 17:49.240 Stupid! 17:59.310 --> 18:00.190 Wait. 18:01.880 --> 18:03.700 We got a show worth watchin'. 18:04.020 --> 18:07.930 The power of the Lux Clan, the strongest of fairies... 18:16.280 --> 18:21.180 I'll stream your disgrace to the whole world! 18:22.700 --> 18:24.870 Doxxed lololol 18:22.700 --> 18:24.870 Can't show your face like that lol 18:22.700 --> 18:24.870 Find location plz! 18:26.700 --> 18:29.000 Suck on that! 18:29.000 --> 18:31.930 Now I'm finished with you! 18:31.930 --> 18:36.110 Begone from this world! 18:55.920 --> 18:59.400 That's what happens to people who cross me! 18:59.530 --> 19:04.530 Hurry!! 19:00.280 --> 19:13.370 Who's next? 19:01.030 --> 19:08.830 Who's the next target? 19:01.940 --> 19:04.660 Feed the fire! 19:03.030 --> 19:13.370 Name our next target! 19:04.530 --> 19:07.160 Found it lol 19:06.740 --> 19:13.370 This bitch lol She sucks lol 19:15.400 --> 19:17.240 Wh-What in the world?! 19:37.060 --> 19:40.000 On mayalta harikira! 19:52.730 --> 19:54.880 Unlock the heart's truth! 20:04.370 --> 20:06.630 Assumption of the Holy Mother! 20:10.390 --> 20:14.610 Go to heaven! 20:29.620 --> 20:33.270 Thank you... Ranmaru. 20:35.370 --> 20:37.710 That was really Ranmaru? 20:37.710 --> 20:39.650 His power is just like the rumors say. 20:40.660 --> 20:43.080 We can make real bank off of this. 20:46.900 --> 20:51.670 Love makes it possible... all human sadness and suffering. 20:52.650 --> 20:54.300 Why, then... 20:58.870 --> 21:01.120 Attachment, my lady. 21:02.210 --> 21:06.770 Suitably impressive, I suppose. 21:16.500 --> 21:18.870 Ranmaru, are you nervous? 21:21.150 --> 21:24.420 You didn't fall for your client, did you? 21:24.420 --> 21:26.310 Of course not! 21:26.310 --> 21:27.860 Hey! 21:28.430 --> 21:30.130 Good morning! 21:30.920 --> 21:31.790 Incoming! 21:36.830 --> 21:37.980 Hey. 21:38.520 --> 21:39.650 Good morning! 21:40.060 --> 21:41.380 Thanks for calling. 21:41.380 --> 21:42.660 You're welcome! 21:43.580 --> 21:44.860 No... 21:44.860 --> 21:47.820 2-A Friends She's always trying to play alpha Alpha gorilla maybe lol Yet she can't land a guy psht Super lame lolol She thinks she's queen shit Too bad she sucks lol Does she even have any friends? Don't worry, it's your turn next 21:45.790 --> 21:47.810 Why is this happening to me? 21:58.260 --> 22:00.760 What is love? 22:02.620 --> 22:06.130 This story is a work of fiction. The people, events, and groups portrayed therein are purely imaginary and do not reflect the real world. 23:36.180 --> 23:41.180 N e x t T i m e 23:36.180 --> 23:41.180 Taboo No. 2: "Wrath"