WEBVTT 00:10.830 --> 00:13.500 Now die! 00:13.500 --> 00:16.130 What? Who the hell are you? 00:16.130 --> 00:18.590 I'm Inquisitor Mizarisa. 00:18.590 --> 00:22.100 Ya can't kill my wonderful bed-wetter! 00:22.100 --> 00:25.180 Wait, it's you?! 01:57.940 --> 02:01.150 "Knife vs. Saw" 02:06.200 --> 02:09.120 I'll protect ya, Hiro. 02:09.120 --> 02:11.580 Wh-Why are you here? 02:11.580 --> 02:16.500 That's right! Why is an inquisitor helping Hiro? 02:16.500 --> 02:19.710 Well, ya know Hiro was cleared of all charges. 02:19.710 --> 02:24.050 City Guard Captain Tesla decided so himself. 02:24.050 --> 02:27.100 Tesla holds absolute judicial authority. 02:27.100 --> 02:30.140 Everyone in town knows that. 02:30.140 --> 02:32.020 Which means... 02:32.020 --> 02:37.610 If ya insist on harming Hiro despite Tesla's decision, 02:37.610 --> 02:41.070 you'll wind up facing my judgement! 02:42.360 --> 02:44.700 Wow! All right Mizarisa! 02:44.700 --> 02:47.280 This might end the whole confrontation... 02:47.280 --> 02:51.160 Wait, how did you know I was being attacked here? 02:51.160 --> 02:52.830 Sorry, Hiro. 02:52.830 --> 02:57.750 The truth is, I was following you in hopes of interacting with you more. 02:57.750 --> 03:00.670 What? You mean I was being tailed? 03:00.670 --> 03:02.210 I didn't notice at all! 03:02.210 --> 03:06.640 Never underestimate an inquisitor! 03:06.640 --> 03:10.470 Does she maybe have a special tracking skill? 03:10.470 --> 03:14.430 Hiro, I really think you should let her join your party. 03:14.430 --> 03:17.100 Hmm. Maybe I should... 03:17.100 --> 03:19.440 We got off to a rocky start, 03:19.440 --> 03:22.230 but I do seem to have made a favorable impression... 03:22.230 --> 03:24.610 If she even has a special skill, then... 03:24.610 --> 03:27.030 I have a great sense of smell. 03:27.030 --> 03:30.530 So I just followed the smell of your pee here! 03:30.530 --> 03:32.410 Wh-What kind of skill is that? 03:32.410 --> 03:35.250 And is the pee smell really that strong? 03:35.250 --> 03:39.540 I kept quiet to spare your feelings, but it's a powerful ammonia stench. 03:39.540 --> 03:41.420 Enough to gag on, actually. 03:41.420 --> 03:43.840 You should have said something! 03:43.840 --> 03:46.010 Not knowing is worse! 03:46.010 --> 03:48.300 This game prizes realism. 03:48.300 --> 03:51.930 It's not like a comic strip where things magically reset. 03:51.930 --> 03:55.520 The smell of urine won't just conveniently disappear. 03:55.520 --> 03:56.770 Oh, I see! 03:56.770 --> 03:59.480 I'll make sure to change my pants after this! 04:03.150 --> 04:07.070 Damn. I almost had him. 04:07.070 --> 04:08.360 Are you crazy? 04:08.360 --> 04:10.370 Why'd ya just attack Hiro? 04:10.370 --> 04:12.530 Did ya not hear what I said? 04:12.530 --> 04:15.200 That's right. I didn't hear. 04:15.200 --> 04:17.540 No one told me anything. 04:17.540 --> 04:24.840 In other words, I'm just executing the murderer Hiro and his apparent accomplice. 04:24.840 --> 04:30.140 I won't learn that Hiro was cleared until later. 04:30.140 --> 04:35.140 You're gonna play dumb and kill both me and Mizarisa? 04:36.220 --> 04:39.650 That's some pretty great crazy. 04:39.650 --> 04:43.480 Fine. Go on and try it. 04:49.320 --> 04:55.950 As if a little town lassie could take out a specially trained inquisitor. 04:57.540 --> 05:00.710 Splatter her brains! 05:02.630 --> 05:05.500 Hey, isn't that overkill? 05:05.500 --> 05:07.800 Huh? 05:07.800 --> 05:10.050 She's gone! 05:10.050 --> 05:12.090 Th-That's crazy! 05:12.090 --> 05:13.930 Where'd she go? 05:13.930 --> 05:16.850 There! She's up there! 05:18.810 --> 05:23.770 What kind of childhood friend is she?! A ninja?! Her physical abilities are unreal! 05:25.150 --> 05:27.190 Kill! Kill! Kill! 05:27.190 --> 05:30.900 I'll slice you both up! 05:33.910 --> 05:36.410 There! We're safe! 05:39.830 --> 05:42.040 N-Now she has two! 05:42.040 --> 05:44.290 And where was she keeping them?! 05:47.250 --> 05:50.550 I see I underestimated you. 05:50.550 --> 05:52.510 I'll get serious. 05:52.510 --> 05:55.720 I won't let ya kill Hiro. 05:55.720 --> 05:57.430 Mizarisa... 05:57.430 --> 05:59.850 I think I really want her to join! 05:59.850 --> 06:03.520 The truth is, what I said earlier was a pretext. 06:03.520 --> 06:08.780 I'll tell ya my real reason for protecting Hiro. 06:08.780 --> 06:11.360 Your real reason? 06:11.360 --> 06:16.030 The man only truly shines after ya put the hurt on 'im! 06:16.030 --> 06:16.910 Huh? 06:16.910 --> 06:17.950 What did you-- 06:17.950 --> 06:22.620 I wanna torment him within an inch of death! 06:22.620 --> 06:28.550 I wanna sever his limbs, crush his eyes, and see him covered in his own filth! 06:28.550 --> 06:29.800 Oh, what a great accident! 06:29.800 --> 06:32.170 My spine tingles at the thought! 06:32.170 --> 06:33.760 Excuse me?! 06:33.760 --> 06:35.340 What's this chick saying?! 06:35.340 --> 06:37.300 She's just as crazy as Alicia! 06:37.300 --> 06:42.730 If ya kill Hiro, he'll never have another accident! 06:46.650 --> 06:48.440 What's so funny? 06:48.440 --> 06:52.530 You have power, but you're slow. 06:52.530 --> 06:55.820 And with such a worn-out saw, 06:55.820 --> 07:00.080 can you really stop my attacks? 07:05.290 --> 07:07.880 Y-You freak! 07:07.880 --> 07:10.920 I'll show you my Chopping Apples 07:10.920 --> 07:14.170 and mince you up! 07:19.850 --> 07:22.600 C-Crap! She's on the defensive! 07:22.600 --> 07:25.520 I think she's aiming for something. 07:25.520 --> 07:29.020 She's like a boxer aiming for a counter. 07:34.950 --> 07:38.240 Your attacks are fast, but they're simplistic! 07:38.240 --> 07:41.080 With the right timing, I can parry them! 07:41.080 --> 07:41.910 Wow! 07:41.910 --> 07:45.710 Mizarisa's training must make her more proficient in battle! 07:45.710 --> 07:49.540 Now die! 07:55.300 --> 07:58.800 N-No way! 07:58.800 --> 08:01.970 You focused your attacks high 08:01.970 --> 08:04.220 to open the middle for a kick? 08:04.220 --> 08:08.230 As a knife wielder? You frea-- 08:10.310 --> 08:13.190 Mizarisa! 08:13.190 --> 08:16.360 Don't worry. She's only unconscious. 08:16.360 --> 08:21.240 I'll kill her later. So don't worry. 08:21.240 --> 08:22.740 But you, Hiro... 08:22.740 --> 08:25.950 I'm killing you first! 08:27.160 --> 08:29.290 I-It's all over! 08:29.290 --> 08:32.090 Alicia's too strong and too freaky! 08:32.090 --> 08:36.130 I'm toast! No way can I beat this childhood friend! 08:36.130 --> 08:42.390 Fighting won't work. So figure out how to win without fighting. 08:42.390 --> 08:46.930 Fighting won't work... so I need to... 08:46.930 --> 08:48.270 Hiro. 08:48.270 --> 08:49.650 Hiro. 08:49.650 --> 08:51.360 Hiro! 08:51.360 --> 08:56.280 Hiro! I'll buy you time to run! 08:56.280 --> 08:59.070 I just sensed something. 08:59.070 --> 09:04.620 Hiro, might you have the protection of a fairy? 09:06.500 --> 09:10.210 Better protect my eyes this time, huh? 09:10.210 --> 09:12.290 H-Hey! That's... 09:12.290 --> 09:17.970 Hiro, just run! Head for the center of town! 09:19.970 --> 09:21.890 Hiro? 09:25.470 --> 09:31.060 If you were some dude's childhood friend, what would throw you off the most? 09:31.060 --> 09:32.850 I got it, Kamui. 09:32.850 --> 09:40.780 What throws off absolutely any girl, whether in 2D, 3D, or a full dive RPG. 09:40.780 --> 09:42.740 That's... 09:56.340 --> 09:58.960 There! Take this! 09:58.960 --> 10:00.920 No! 10:00.920 --> 10:04.510 Is that what you pictured? 10:04.510 --> 10:06.350 Huh? 10:06.350 --> 10:07.180 Wha-Wha-Wha--? 10:07.180 --> 10:09.100 How stupid can you be? 10:09.100 --> 10:10.730 At my age? 10:10.730 --> 10:14.150 Like I've never had a guy grab my boobs! 10:14.150 --> 10:16.520 They're oddly realistic about this! 10:16.520 --> 10:21.320 Don't feel triumphant over a boob squeeze, you virgin asshole! 10:22.400 --> 10:29.910 Oh my. I only kicked you half as hard as the saw girl. How pathetic. 10:29.910 --> 10:34.250 Now, this time it's really the end, Hiro. 10:34.250 --> 10:36.420 Hiro, run! 10:36.420 --> 10:38.460 I-I can't move! 10:38.460 --> 10:40.170 Why? 10:40.170 --> 10:43.220 Was the kick that strong? 10:45.970 --> 10:50.810 Hiro. Join me on the other side! 10:50.810 --> 10:53.060 And Martin Time is in progress, too! 10:53.060 --> 10:54.190 I feel it! 10:54.190 --> 10:56.900 I feel my brother's presence! 10:56.900 --> 11:01.610 Brother! I'm avenging you and killing Hiro! 11:01.610 --> 11:03.530 Kill him, Alicia! 11:03.530 --> 11:05.700 Kill Hiro! 11:05.700 --> 11:09.120 Okay, game over. Checkmate. I'm completely done for! 11:09.120 --> 11:11.540 Hiro, don't give up! 11:11.540 --> 11:13.500 "Auberdine Walkthrough" my ass! 11:13.500 --> 11:14.960 Stupid damned site! 11:14.960 --> 11:18.380 I thought as hard as I could! 11:18.380 --> 11:22.630 Wait. Hold on. Is that really what he said? 11:22.630 --> 11:26.180 "If you were the childhood friend"... 11:26.180 --> 11:30.060 He meant what Alicia specifically would hate? 11:30.060 --> 11:32.810 So that would mean... uh... um... 11:32.810 --> 11:34.600 This is the end. 11:34.600 --> 11:37.440 Hiro! Die! 11:37.440 --> 11:40.070 I-I love you! 11:45.900 --> 11:48.700 Excuse me? What is this crap? 11:48.700 --> 11:51.950 Alicia! I-I love you! 11:51.950 --> 11:54.870 I'm telling you it's too late for this trick-- 11:54.870 --> 11:59.880 No! I'm serious! I mean it! I really love you! 11:59.880 --> 12:01.920 Wh-What are you... 12:01.920 --> 12:04.010 I-It's working! 12:04.010 --> 12:05.470 Good job, Hiro! 12:05.470 --> 12:10.760 A love confession from the man you hate enough to kill! That's a doozy! 12:10.760 --> 12:12.850 Wh-What? 12:12.850 --> 12:15.980 Hiro's saying he loves me?! 12:15.980 --> 12:18.270 You're lying! Bastard! 12:18.270 --> 12:22.230 I'm not lying! I've loved you for a long, long time! 12:22.230 --> 12:24.230 I love all of you! 12:24.230 --> 12:27.740 I can't live without you! 12:27.740 --> 12:30.910 Marry me! Be my miso soup! 12:30.910 --> 12:37.460 I wanna have your babies! 12:37.460 --> 12:38.960 What? 12:38.960 --> 12:40.790 What's going on? 12:40.790 --> 12:43.090 You really... 12:43.090 --> 12:45.800 What's happening? 12:45.800 --> 12:48.010 All right! Just a little more! 12:48.010 --> 12:53.930 Alicia! Please, let's stop this! Let's get along like we used to! 12:53.930 --> 12:55.390 Too late. 12:55.390 --> 12:56.730 Huh? 12:56.730 --> 12:59.730 It's too late! It's too late! It's too late! 12:59.730 --> 13:02.730 All of this is too late! 13:02.730 --> 13:05.070 I love you, too, Hiro! 13:05.070 --> 13:08.740 My brother and I both loved you so much... 13:08.740 --> 13:10.280 And yet... 13:10.280 --> 13:12.530 How could you do that? 13:12.530 --> 13:16.040 L-Like I said before, it was an accident and-- 13:16.040 --> 13:17.660 You keep saying that! 13:17.660 --> 13:19.790 You say it wasn't on purpose! 13:19.790 --> 13:25.630 But that tragedy only happened because you said you were leaving the city! 13:26.880 --> 13:28.970 It's all your fault! 13:28.970 --> 13:32.470 You ruined our lives, Hiro! 13:32.470 --> 13:34.970 B-But I... 13:34.970 --> 13:37.980 Someone died! A person died! 13:37.980 --> 13:41.310 What's more, it was my beloved brother! 13:41.310 --> 13:42.400 So... 13:42.400 --> 13:44.360 So why? 13:44.360 --> 13:46.730 Why? 13:46.730 --> 13:49.490 Why did you run away? 13:57.870 --> 13:59.200 You did it! 13:59.200 --> 14:02.920 Your quick thinking avoided the death flag! 14:02.920 --> 14:04.630 I-I... 14:04.630 --> 14:07.050 Oh? What's wrong? 14:07.050 --> 14:11.220 I've realized I've been wrong this whole time. 14:11.220 --> 14:13.010 Hiro... 14:13.010 --> 14:16.890 I just thought of everything as part of a game. 14:16.890 --> 14:21.480 I don't have any memories of Alicia or of Martin. 14:23.100 --> 14:27.570 But to them, and especially to Alicia, 14:27.570 --> 14:31.740 I'm a close friend they've known since childhood. 14:31.740 --> 14:34.570 And I killed her brother. 14:34.570 --> 14:36.200 Then, of all things, 14:36.200 --> 14:37.740 I ran away. 14:37.740 --> 14:40.290 I didn't grieve or try to save him. 14:40.290 --> 14:43.370 I just got scared and ran. 14:43.370 --> 14:47.090 That was the greatest sin I committed. 14:49.590 --> 14:52.550 I really suck, don't I? 14:52.550 --> 14:55.640 Now, now. Don't get so serious. 14:55.640 --> 14:58.260 At the end of the day, she's an NPC. 14:58.260 --> 15:01.140 Ah, ow. 15:01.140 --> 15:05.150 I've never met a girl that strong. 15:05.150 --> 15:07.060 Thanks, Mizarisa. 15:07.060 --> 15:10.280 No, no. I don't need any thanks. 15:10.280 --> 15:12.280 Instead... 15:12.280 --> 15:14.820 Could I cut off just a pinky finger? 15:14.820 --> 15:16.240 Absolutely not. 15:16.240 --> 15:18.160 I take my thanks back. Leave. 15:18.160 --> 15:20.330 What?! 15:28.340 --> 15:31.590 We'll need to visit a blacksmith. 15:33.510 --> 15:37.050 More importantly, do you know of the Kenura tree? 15:37.050 --> 15:38.140 What? 15:38.140 --> 15:40.060 The Kenura tree. 15:40.060 --> 15:45.640 It's just south of here. A big tree on a small hill. 15:45.640 --> 15:48.230 Could you wait for a bit? 15:48.230 --> 15:50.690 Hiro, do you... 15:50.690 --> 15:52.480 ...need to pee? 15:53.530 --> 15:54.990 No. 15:54.990 --> 15:57.910 Just wait here, please. 16:14.840 --> 16:17.800 Martin, you're here, right? 16:17.800 --> 16:19.510 Come out. 16:29.730 --> 16:31.360 Hiro. 16:33.150 --> 16:35.690 Martin. You came. 16:35.690 --> 16:38.780 You're not startled? 16:38.780 --> 16:41.780 I guess I'm kinda used to it now. 16:41.780 --> 16:44.540 Are you ready to die? 16:44.540 --> 16:47.080 I'm afraid not. 16:47.080 --> 16:51.630 But I do want to say something. 16:51.630 --> 16:56.800 I wanted to earnestly apologize, but I have no words. 16:56.800 --> 17:00.180 What do I even say? 17:00.180 --> 17:01.600 Dammit. 17:01.600 --> 17:03.140 Kamui, 17:03.140 --> 17:06.350 I'm a dumb turd, so I don't know! 17:06.350 --> 17:09.350 What would you say right now? 17:10.520 --> 17:13.570 It was right there written in the walkthrough! 17:13.570 --> 17:16.990 Think back, dimwit! 17:16.990 --> 17:18.610 I see. 17:18.610 --> 17:22.370 It was so curt I didn't really take the words in. 17:22.370 --> 17:25.660 But you were actually giving me advice. 17:29.620 --> 17:32.250 You don't have to forgive me. 17:32.250 --> 17:33.540 But... 17:33.540 --> 17:35.630 ...please come with me. 17:40.760 --> 17:44.760 Martin, let's go together. 17:58.690 --> 18:02.740 Brother, help! Hiro won't stop chasing me! 18:02.740 --> 18:06.580 Hey, Hiro, don't tease Alicia so much. 18:09.620 --> 18:11.160 I's sorry. 18:11.160 --> 18:15.090 I done got carried away, I did. 18:16.130 --> 18:19.970 Hang on! Why am I the only one who sounds like a big doofus? 18:19.970 --> 18:23.050 Brother! Actually scold Hiro! 18:23.050 --> 18:26.970 Let it go, Alicia. He's sorry. Right, Hiro? 18:26.970 --> 18:29.980 I's deeply sorry, deeper than the see. 18:29.980 --> 18:34.440 Hmph! You always go soft on Hiro. 18:34.440 --> 18:37.860 Well, Hiro and I are friends. 18:37.860 --> 18:40.610 Nope. We's more than friends! 18:40.610 --> 18:43.240 Me and you be best friends! 18:43.240 --> 18:46.580 You're right. We are best friends. 18:46.580 --> 18:50.660 Yup, yup! We's friends forever! 18:50.660 --> 18:53.120 Hiro, you and I are... 18:53.120 --> 18:57.000 Yeah! Me and you be... 19:24.660 --> 19:27.410 You and I... 19:27.410 --> 19:30.620 We's best friends forever. 19:31.870 --> 19:36.710 That's right, Hiro. Those are the words of our promise. 19:39.800 --> 19:43.590 H-Hold on! You're disappearing? 19:43.590 --> 19:44.800 Yeah. 19:44.800 --> 19:49.050 You can't! I said I'm taking you with me! 19:49.050 --> 19:52.020 I heard you loud and clear. 19:52.020 --> 19:55.480 Then come with me! 19:55.480 --> 19:58.860 Martin Time is over now. 20:01.150 --> 20:04.360 Hiro. Thanks, man. 20:21.880 --> 20:23.510 Hiro. 20:23.510 --> 20:24.630 Reona. 20:24.630 --> 20:26.300 You were watching? 20:26.300 --> 20:28.300 Yes. Sorry. 20:28.300 --> 20:29.930 I see. 20:29.930 --> 20:31.720 No, it's fine. 20:31.720 --> 20:33.680 It's okay. 20:35.680 --> 20:38.400 But Martin... 20:38.400 --> 20:40.560 Martin is... 20:40.560 --> 20:43.070 I was watching the whole time, but... 20:43.070 --> 20:45.320 I can't see Martin, 20:45.320 --> 20:47.400 or hear him either. 20:47.400 --> 20:48.530 So... 20:48.530 --> 20:52.620 You looked like a creepy weirdo muttering to himself in the park! 20:52.620 --> 20:55.370 Hey! What the hell? 20:55.370 --> 20:57.040 More importantly, look! 20:57.040 --> 20:57.960 It's glowing! 20:57.960 --> 21:02.090 "More importantly"?! You-- 21:02.090 --> 21:07.720 "Best Best Friend Killer: The Best Amicide"? 21:07.720 --> 21:10.470 H-Huh? What the hell does that mean? 21:10.470 --> 21:12.510 Don't look so down! 21:12.510 --> 21:17.140 You got a lovely title, and you're free of Martin's haunting, right? 21:17.140 --> 21:19.600 Be happier! 21:19.600 --> 21:22.690 Yeah, but there's still Alicia... 21:22.690 --> 21:28.780 You can clear that up next time. You can do it now, Hiro. 21:28.780 --> 21:30.820 You think so? 21:30.820 --> 21:31.990 Yes! 21:31.990 --> 21:35.410 So let's take the rusty sword to the blacksmith. 21:35.410 --> 21:38.410 And let's buy you fresher-smelling pants. 21:38.410 --> 21:41.380 Ah! I'd forgotten! 21:41.380 --> 21:43.420 Oh, Hiro. 21:47.010 --> 21:50.970 Are those church bells? 21:50.970 --> 21:53.180 What's happening? 22:01.520 --> 22:04.360 Wh-What's going on here? 22:04.360 --> 22:06.270 I-I don't know. 22:06.270 --> 22:10.200 I've never seen an event like this. 22:10.200 --> 22:14.570 The city of Ted is on fire?! 23:45.960 --> 23:50.050 Episode 7: Chance of Survival 0.1%.