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Huh? What is this?
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M-My stomach!
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Yes! Much better.
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Now to find Tesla.
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Eek!
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A goblin's peeking at me!
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"City of Dead Ends"
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Reona!
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Come here! It's a big one!
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Hey! Did you hear me?! Reona!
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Oh? Oh my goodness.
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It was that big?
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Good for you.
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No, you've got it all wrong!
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Hiro, are ya all right?
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Mizarisa!
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W-Were you the one that saved me?
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Yup!
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I followed you and
snuck up to the bathroom!
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I was excited to witness ya
in action again, but...
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...to my surprise,
a goblin had beaten me to it!
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So then I cut his head off from behind!
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His guard was down, so it was easy peasy!
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I have objections, but I'll take it.
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Th-Thanks.
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Don't mention it.
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Hey, Hiro, have you been taking care of
your sword?
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Ya can't have a rusty sword.
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Yeah, I have.
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Have you? Lemme see.
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What the hell, you sadist pervert?!
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Oh! Such a teensy stab
gets such a big reaction!
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Hiro, you're fantastic!
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The creepy girl is gone,
and we're finally alone!
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Come on! Let me see
what other faces you make!
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S-Stop it!
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Now? You must be joking!
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It won't be all pain.
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I'll also make ya feel good.
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Y-You're just trying to trick me again!
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Not at all!
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I'll prove it.
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Look!
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You're welcome to feel them.
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Wait, seriously?
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Eighteen plus mode is happening now?
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Not what I wanted at all!
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What's wrong with you two?
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This is no time for this nonsense!
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You ruined it, you freak!
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What's that? Bring it, pervert.
I'll chop you up!
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Fine by me!
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Chop me up then, if ya think ya can!
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S-Stop this!
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We need to go find Tesla!
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We're sitting ducks for the goblins here!
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Hey, Hiro, wait for me!
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Hiro, get back here!
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Yikes!
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Those two will kill me
before the goblins get the chance!
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Better to let the goblins kill me--
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Wait, that's some negative thinking!
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Reona! Where were you?
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A goblin and Mizarisa nearly got me in the
bathroom!
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Sorry.
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I had a lot going on.
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Huh? What happened?
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See for yourself.
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See? Look at all the split ends!
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Do you actually want me
to beat this game?!
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Oh, come on!
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I just went to the bathroom!
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Hmm. Maybe it's an event that
continues as long as you're nervous.
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There're events like that?!
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Shit!
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You mean I'm gonna fail
because of nerves again?!
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"Again"? What do you mean?
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W-Well...
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Listen, why don't you tell me?
About your past.
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But what about the goblins?
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You can't defeat the goblins if you don't
take care of this stomach pain first!
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Right?
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Th-That's true, but...
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Hiro, I'm an adult. Talk to me.
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I won't make fun of you over
something so serious. Trust me.
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Okay.
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Well, you see...
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So you got a Nice Shower title
in real life, too!
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That's too funny!
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She's making tons of fun of me!
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I'm an idiot for trusting you!
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KQ is a game that stays true to real life.
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Basically, just like with your
poop accident at the track meet,
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in game you'll keep having to poop!
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I didn't poop myself though!
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Whether you did or didn't poop yourself,
it doesn't really matter.
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Of course it does! Come on! And how
many times are you gonna say "poop"?
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Now, now. Anyway, here's
what I bet Kamui would say:
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"How long are you gonna let
that bother you, you little bitch?
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Run with shit sliding out
if you have to!"
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I said I didn't defecate!
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And who could run while pooping?!
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So, how's your tummy?
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Huh?
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What? I think it stopped hurting.
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Reona, that was all on purpose?
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Did I manage to help?
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Y-Yes. Thanks.
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Though I'm not sure I should be grateful.
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Hiro! A new title!
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N-Now?!
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"Evacuation Best Friend Killer:
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Bowel-Emptying Amicide"!
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How many times do
I have to say I didn't poop?
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Anyway,
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now that your stomach is better,
let's hurry to the north gate.
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Alicia and Mizarisa might
have gone there already.
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Th-That's right! We have to help Tesla!
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Focus, troops. Don't falter.
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Yes, sir!
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Th-There are so many!
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Just one goblin would be a huge threat!
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Even for Tesla, it's too much...
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Charge!
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Lightning Extreme!
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T-Tesla's amazing.
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But he can't do it all himself.
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Mizarisa?!
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You can defeat a goblin?
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Well, kinda, just barely
and by the skin of my teeth.
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Watermelon...
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...Split!
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Chopping Apples!
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I-Incredible! I didn't know
they were this strong!
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Lightning Extreme!
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Get ready. Here I go!
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You've got Tesla, Mizarisa, and Alicia!
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A fantastic lineup!
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Doesn't it look like you'll
clear this stage of the game?
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Y-Yes! It really does.
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All right! Now Tesla won't end up dying!
And my chance of survival is way up!
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Report!
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Goblins have breached the south gate
and are invading Queen Govern's estate.
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H-How?
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The south gate is robust iron! And I
stationed multiple talented Guards there!
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Unfortunately,
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a powerful goblin
destroyed the iron doors...
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One-Eye?
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"One-Eye"?
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We'll have to talk later, Hiro.
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Everyone, to Queen Govern's estate!
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Yes, sir!
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A-Are you two okay?
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I'm fine.
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But Amos and Palù...
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Those two...
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I didn't like them, but...
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...they ran away in fear of the goblins.
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Those two!
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Few Guards can still fight.
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Hiro, join Captain Tesla.
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O-Of course!
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What is that?
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That's the king of the goblins...
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...One-Eye!
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One-Eye. He must be the reason
for the 0.1% chance of survival!
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I fought him once, several years ago.
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After reports of a goblin
hunting humans near the city,
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I was dispatched to investigate.
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I only managed to injure his eye,
and it took all I had to escape.
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The cage! Transport the cage here.
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Yes, sir!
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Hiro.
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Are you ready?
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We have to defeat One-Eye.
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Then we can leave the city together.
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D-Don't do it, Tesla!
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It'll trigger your death flag!
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Over here, One-Eye!
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The man who destroyed
your eye stands before you!
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Wh-What speed...
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Tesla...
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It's okay. You don't need to think about
anything other than peeing yourself.
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Do you have to say
stuff like that right now?
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In all seriousness,
you should just sit this out.
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This one's quite dangerous.
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B-But I...
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She's right. Leave him to us.
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A-Alicia, you're here...
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Captain Tesla is the pride of the city.
I can't allow a goblin to kill him.
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Oh, my. That was just
a teensy bit well said, you freak.
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They reached an understanding?
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I don't really get it,
but this might work out!
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Hiro, Tesla mentioned
bringing a cage earlier, right?
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Y-Yes.
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He did send someone to do that.
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That must've been
some sort of foreshadowing.
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In other words, maybe if you survive
One-Eye's attacks until the cage arrives,
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you'll have a chance to win.
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I see.
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Okay, Captain Tesla!
Here come your reinforcements!
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You can do it, Mizarisa!
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Mizarisa!
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It's okay, Hiro.
Looks like she's just unconscious.
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O-Oh, good.
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She's a pervert,
but I'm glad she's not dead.
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But what just happened?
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That thing just kicked
Mizarisa in the stomach.
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I'll handle this.
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Alicia.
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U-Um, can you tell what's
happening right now?
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Nope.
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I thought not.
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This must be the climax of this section.
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Shouldn't the protagonist be
able to at least see the battle?!
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Oh! Hiro, look there!
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All right! It's the cage!
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The cage is here!
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Wait, what?
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What are these goblins?
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They're part of Captain Tesla's plan!
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If One-Eye sees these goblins,
he might be thrown off and falter!
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Look!
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Here are some of your
newly captured comrades!
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Do you see them?
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I-It's working!
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So these things do have some intelligence.
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It's over, One-Eye!
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A-All right! The tables have turned!
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We did it! Now you'll
clear the goblin event, Hiro!
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We've cleared the 0.1% chance hurdle!
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Well, it turns out that Kamui was
exaggerating a little with his statement.
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Chance of survival: 0.1%.
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Die!
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No, hold on.
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This is Kamui. Would that supreme asshole
exaggerate anything about this game?
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But once you clear it,
you'll encounter the true mystery of Ted.
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Try to keep your eyes open,
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and think.
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The true mystery of Ted?
Keep my eyes open and think?
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What did that mean? What did he mean?
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I can't think! Be quiet for a sec!
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Hey, wait.
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I've heard this noise before.
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It can't be...
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That's crazy...
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B-But it's true...
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Wait, Tesla!
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What is it, Hiro?
Why did you tell me to wait?
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Tesla, were the goblins in this cage
not actually captured recently,
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but abducted long ago?
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H-Hiro, what on earth are you saying?
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First, it was your stomach.
Is something wrong with your head now?
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Don't talk right now, Reona.
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Ouchie!
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When I was being tortured, when I was
training, and when Ginji was imprisoned--
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I've heard their voices multiple times!
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I thought it was the wailing
of prisoners being held underground.
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But it wasn't!
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It was the howling of goblins!
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These goblins were already in the prison!
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Their eyes are pale and dull.
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That's a sign that they've been held
in a dark place for a long time, isn't it?
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In short, they were abducted
and confined years ago!
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Only one person could do that, Tesla.
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That person is you!
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Hiro, this is a full-dive RPG,
not a mystery novel!
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You detective nerd! I don't get this!
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Besides, Tesla has no reason to--
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T-Tesla!
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I told you to wait!
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Why, you surprised me, Hiro.
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You're smarter than I thought.
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It's just as you said.
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I kidnapped the goblins
in this cage seven years ago.
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And One-Eye over here...
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...was their father.
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S-Seriously?
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But that's...
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Captain Tesla,
why would you do such a thing?
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That's...
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Queen Govern!
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Tesla, you killed him?
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Yes. There were unforeseen circumstances.
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I see.
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Well, no matter.
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You can just take
another goblin's children.
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Queen Govern! Why do any of this?
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Fear of goblins is the perfect tool to
keep the populace bound to the city.
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Keep them... bound?
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What do you mean?
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This city is outside the control
of every kingdom in Auberdine.
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A fully independent territory
operating on the same level as a nation.
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That is the city of Ted.
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Goblins are actually
a fairly intelligent race.
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As long as they are unprovoked,
they rarely ever attack humans.
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However, I realized that their
ferocity when enraged could be used.
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To check those who would
approach from outside,
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and to bind the fools who
would try to leave the inside.
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A tool for us to rule the city.
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That is the true nature
of these pitiful beasts.
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Yes.
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All of this is to maintain our kingdom.
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Wh-What an asshole!
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I had no idea he was such a deadbeat!
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And he was my favorite NPC, too!
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First Kamui and now Tesla...
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You have bad luck with men, Reona.
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Shut up!
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O-Oh crap!
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Tesla! You killed your own men?!
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All those who learn Ted's secret,
as well as those who get close, must die.
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Naturally, Hiro,
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that includes you.
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Thundering Tesla, the strongest NPC,
tougher than even the king of goblins.
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I have to defeat him to leave the city!
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This is the true 0.1%
survival-chance hurdle!
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Episode 12: Reality⨯VR.