WEBVTT 00:10.790 --> 00:13.460 Now die! 00:13.460 --> 00:16.090 What? Who the hell are you? 00:16.090 --> 00:18.550 I'm Inquisitor Mizarisa. 00:18.550 --> 00:22.060 Ya can't kill my wonderful bed-wetter! 00:22.060 --> 00:25.140 Wait, it's you?! 01:57.900 --> 02:01.110 "Knife vs. Saw" 02:06.160 --> 02:09.080 I'll protect ya, Hiro. 02:09.080 --> 02:11.540 Wh-Why are you here? 02:11.540 --> 02:16.460 That's right! Why is an inquisitor helping Hiro? 02:16.460 --> 02:19.670 Well, ya know Hiro was cleared of all charges. 02:19.670 --> 02:24.010 City Guard Captain Tesla decided so himself. 02:24.010 --> 02:27.060 Tesla holds absolute judicial authority. 02:27.060 --> 02:30.100 Everyone in town knows that. 02:30.100 --> 02:31.980 Which means... 02:31.980 --> 02:37.570 If ya insist on harming Hiro despite Tesla's decision, 02:37.570 --> 02:41.030 you'll wind up facing my judgement! 02:42.320 --> 02:44.660 Wow! All right Mizarisa! 02:44.660 --> 02:47.240 This might end the whole confrontation... 02:47.240 --> 02:51.120 Wait, how did you know I was being attacked here? 02:51.120 --> 02:52.790 Sorry, Hiro. 02:52.790 --> 02:57.710 The truth is, I was following you in hopes of interacting with you more. 02:57.710 --> 03:00.630 What? You mean I was being tailed? 03:00.630 --> 03:02.170 I didn't notice at all! 03:02.170 --> 03:06.600 Never underestimate an inquisitor! 03:06.600 --> 03:10.430 Does she maybe have a special tracking skill? 03:10.430 --> 03:14.390 Hiro, I really think you should let her join your party. 03:14.390 --> 03:17.060 Hmm. Maybe I should... 03:17.060 --> 03:19.400 We got off to a rocky start, 03:19.400 --> 03:22.190 but I do seem to have made a favorable impression... 03:22.190 --> 03:24.570 If she even has a special skill, then... 03:24.570 --> 03:26.990 I have a great sense of smell. 03:26.990 --> 03:30.490 So I just followed the smell of your pee here! 03:30.490 --> 03:32.370 Wh-What kind of skill is that? 03:32.370 --> 03:35.210 And is the pee smell really that strong? 03:35.210 --> 03:39.500 I kept quiet to spare your feelings, but it's a powerful ammonia stench. 03:39.500 --> 03:41.380 Enough to gag on, actually. 03:41.380 --> 03:43.800 You should have said something! 03:43.800 --> 03:45.970 Not knowing is worse! 03:45.970 --> 03:48.260 This game prizes realism. 03:48.260 --> 03:51.890 It's not like a comic strip where things magically reset. 03:51.890 --> 03:55.480 The smell of urine won't just conveniently disappear. 03:55.480 --> 03:56.730 Oh, I see! 03:56.730 --> 03:59.440 I'll make sure to change my pants after this! 04:03.110 --> 04:07.030 Damn. I almost had him. 04:07.030 --> 04:08.320 Are you crazy? 04:08.320 --> 04:10.330 Why'd ya just attack Hiro? 04:10.330 --> 04:12.490 Did ya not hear what I said? 04:12.490 --> 04:15.160 That's right. I didn't hear. 04:15.160 --> 04:17.500 No one told me anything. 04:17.500 --> 04:24.800 In other words, I'm just executing the murderer Hiro and his apparent accomplice. 04:24.800 --> 04:30.100 I won't learn that Hiro was cleared until later. 04:30.100 --> 04:35.100 You're gonna play dumb and kill both me and Mizarisa? 04:36.180 --> 04:39.610 That's some pretty great crazy. 04:39.610 --> 04:43.440 Fine. Go on and try it. 04:49.280 --> 04:55.910 As if a little town lassie could take out a specially trained inquisitor. 04:57.500 --> 05:00.670 Splatter her brains! 05:02.590 --> 05:05.460 Hey, isn't that overkill? 05:05.460 --> 05:07.760 Huh? 05:07.760 --> 05:10.010 She's gone! 05:10.010 --> 05:12.050 Th-That's crazy! 05:12.050 --> 05:13.890 Where'd she go? 05:13.890 --> 05:16.810 There! She's up there! 05:18.770 --> 05:23.730 What kind of childhood friend is she?! A ninja?! Her physical abilities are unreal! 05:25.110 --> 05:27.150 Kill! Kill! Kill! 05:27.150 --> 05:30.860 I'll slice you both up! 05:33.870 --> 05:36.370 There! We're safe! 05:39.790 --> 05:42.000 N-Now she has two! 05:42.000 --> 05:44.250 And where was she keeping them?! 05:47.210 --> 05:50.510 I see I underestimated you. 05:50.510 --> 05:52.470 I'll get serious. 05:52.470 --> 05:55.680 I won't let ya kill Hiro. 05:55.680 --> 05:57.390 Mizarisa... 05:57.390 --> 05:59.810 I think I really want her to join! 05:59.810 --> 06:03.480 The truth is, what I said earlier was a pretext. 06:03.480 --> 06:08.740 I'll tell ya my real reason for protecting Hiro. 06:08.740 --> 06:11.320 Your real reason? 06:11.320 --> 06:15.990 The man only truly shines after ya put the hurt on 'im! 06:15.990 --> 06:16.870 Huh? 06:16.870 --> 06:17.910 What did you-- 06:17.910 --> 06:22.580 I wanna torment him within an inch of death! 06:22.580 --> 06:28.510 I wanna sever his limbs, crush his eyes, and see him covered in his own filth! 06:28.510 --> 06:29.760 Oh, what a great accident! 06:29.760 --> 06:32.130 My spine tingles at the thought! 06:32.130 --> 06:33.720 Excuse me?! 06:33.720 --> 06:35.300 What's this chick saying?! 06:35.300 --> 06:37.260 She's just as crazy as Alicia! 06:37.260 --> 06:42.690 If ya kill Hiro, he'll never have another accident! 06:46.610 --> 06:48.400 What's so funny? 06:48.400 --> 06:52.490 You have power, but you're slow. 06:52.490 --> 06:55.780 And with such a worn-out saw, 06:55.780 --> 07:00.040 can you really stop my attacks? 07:05.250 --> 07:07.840 Y-You freak! 07:07.840 --> 07:10.880 I'll show you my Chopping Apples 07:10.880 --> 07:14.130 and mince you up! 07:19.810 --> 07:22.560 C-Crap! She's on the defensive! 07:22.560 --> 07:25.480 I think she's aiming for something. 07:25.480 --> 07:28.980 She's like a boxer aiming for a counter. 07:34.910 --> 07:38.200 Your attacks are fast, but they're simplistic! 07:38.200 --> 07:41.040 With the right timing, I can parry them! 07:41.040 --> 07:41.870 Wow! 07:41.870 --> 07:45.670 Mizarisa's training must make her more proficient in battle! 07:45.670 --> 07:49.500 Now die! 07:55.260 --> 07:58.760 N-No way! 07:58.760 --> 08:01.930 You focused your attacks high 08:01.930 --> 08:04.180 to open the middle for a kick? 08:04.180 --> 08:08.190 As a knife wielder? You frea-- 08:10.270 --> 08:13.150 Mizarisa! 08:13.150 --> 08:16.320 Don't worry. She's only unconscious. 08:16.320 --> 08:21.200 I'll kill her later. So don't worry. 08:21.200 --> 08:22.700 But you, Hiro... 08:22.700 --> 08:25.910 I'm killing you first! 08:27.120 --> 08:29.250 I-It's all over! 08:29.250 --> 08:32.050 Alicia's too strong and too freaky! 08:32.050 --> 08:36.090 I'm toast! No way can I beat this childhood friend! 08:36.090 --> 08:42.350 Fighting won't work. So figure out how to win without fighting. 08:42.350 --> 08:46.890 Fighting won't work... so I need to... 08:46.890 --> 08:48.230 Hiro. 08:48.230 --> 08:49.610 Hiro. 08:49.610 --> 08:51.320 Hiro! 08:51.320 --> 08:56.240 Hiro! I'll buy you time to run! 08:56.240 --> 08:59.030 I just sensed something. 08:59.030 --> 09:04.580 Hiro, might you have the protection of a fairy? 09:06.460 --> 09:10.170 Better protect my eyes this time, huh? 09:10.170 --> 09:12.250 H-Hey! That's... 09:12.250 --> 09:17.930 Hiro, just run! Head for the center of town! 09:19.930 --> 09:21.850 Hiro? 09:25.430 --> 09:31.020 If you were some dude's childhood friend, what would throw you off the most? 09:31.020 --> 09:32.810 I got it, Kamui. 09:32.810 --> 09:40.740 What throws off absolutely any girl, whether in 2D, 3D, or a full dive RPG. 09:40.740 --> 09:42.700 That's... 09:56.300 --> 09:58.920 There! Take this! 09:58.920 --> 10:00.880 No! 10:00.880 --> 10:04.470 Is that what you pictured? 10:04.470 --> 10:06.310 Huh? 10:06.310 --> 10:07.140 Wha-Wha-Wha--? 10:07.140 --> 10:09.060 How stupid can you be? 10:09.060 --> 10:10.690 At my age? 10:10.690 --> 10:14.110 Like I've never had a guy grab my boobs! 10:14.110 --> 10:16.480 They're oddly realistic about this! 10:16.480 --> 10:21.280 Don't feel triumphant over a boob squeeze, you virgin asshole! 10:22.360 --> 10:29.870 Oh my. I only kicked you half as hard as the saw girl. How pathetic. 10:29.870 --> 10:34.210 Now, this time it's really the end, Hiro. 10:34.210 --> 10:36.380 Hiro, run! 10:36.380 --> 10:38.420 I-I can't move! 10:38.420 --> 10:40.130 Why? 10:40.130 --> 10:43.180 Was the kick that strong? 10:45.930 --> 10:50.770 Hiro. Join me on the other side! 10:50.770 --> 10:53.020 And Martin Time is in progress, too! 10:53.020 --> 10:54.150 I feel it! 10:54.150 --> 10:56.860 I feel my brother's presence! 10:56.860 --> 11:01.570 Brother! I'm avenging you and killing Hiro! 11:01.570 --> 11:03.490 Kill him, Alicia! 11:03.490 --> 11:05.660 Kill Hiro! 11:05.660 --> 11:09.080 Okay, game over. Checkmate. I'm completely done for! 11:09.080 --> 11:11.500 Hiro, don't give up! 11:11.500 --> 11:13.460 "Auberdine Walkthrough" my ass! 11:13.460 --> 11:14.920 Stupid damned site! 11:14.920 --> 11:18.340 I thought as hard as I could! 11:18.340 --> 11:22.590 Wait. Hold on. Is that really what he said? 11:22.590 --> 11:26.140 "If you were the childhood friend"... 11:26.140 --> 11:30.020 He meant what Alicia specifically would hate? 11:30.020 --> 11:32.770 So that would mean... uh... um... 11:32.770 --> 11:34.560 This is the end. 11:34.560 --> 11:37.400 Hiro! Die! 11:37.400 --> 11:40.030 I-I love you! 11:45.860 --> 11:48.660 Excuse me? What is this crap? 11:48.660 --> 11:51.910 Alicia! I-I love you! 11:51.910 --> 11:54.830 I'm telling you it's too late for this trick-- 11:54.830 --> 11:59.840 No! I'm serious! I mean it! I really love you! 11:59.840 --> 12:01.880 Wh-What are you... 12:01.880 --> 12:03.970 I-It's working! 12:03.970 --> 12:05.430 Good job, Hiro! 12:05.430 --> 12:10.720 A love confession from the man you hate enough to kill! That's a doozy! 12:10.720 --> 12:12.810 Wh-What? 12:12.810 --> 12:15.940 Hiro's saying he loves me?! 12:15.940 --> 12:18.230 You're lying! Bastard! 12:18.230 --> 12:22.190 I'm not lying! I've loved you for a long, long time! 12:22.190 --> 12:24.190 I love all of you! 12:24.190 --> 12:27.700 I can't live without you! 12:27.700 --> 12:30.870 Marry me! Be my miso soup! 12:30.870 --> 12:37.420 I wanna have your babies! 12:37.420 --> 12:38.920 What? 12:38.920 --> 12:40.750 What's going on? 12:40.750 --> 12:43.050 You really... 12:43.050 --> 12:45.760 What's happening? 12:45.760 --> 12:47.970 All right! Just a little more! 12:47.970 --> 12:53.890 Alicia! Please, let's stop this! Let's get along like we used to! 12:53.890 --> 12:55.350 Too late. 12:55.350 --> 12:56.690 Huh? 12:56.690 --> 12:59.690 It's too late! It's too late! It's too late! 12:59.690 --> 13:02.690 All of this is too late! 13:02.690 --> 13:05.030 I love you, too, Hiro! 13:05.030 --> 13:08.700 My brother and I both loved you so much... 13:08.700 --> 13:10.240 And yet... 13:10.240 --> 13:12.490 How could you do that? 13:12.490 --> 13:16.000 L-Like I said before, it was an accident and-- 13:16.000 --> 13:17.620 You keep saying that! 13:17.620 --> 13:19.750 You say it wasn't on purpose! 13:19.750 --> 13:25.590 But that tragedy only happened because you said you were leaving the city! 13:26.840 --> 13:28.930 It's all your fault! 13:28.930 --> 13:32.430 You ruined our lives, Hiro! 13:32.430 --> 13:34.930 B-But I... 13:34.930 --> 13:37.940 Someone died! A person died! 13:37.940 --> 13:41.270 What's more, it was my beloved brother! 13:41.270 --> 13:42.360 So... 13:42.360 --> 13:44.320 So why? 13:44.320 --> 13:46.690 Why? 13:46.690 --> 13:49.450 Why did you run away? 13:57.830 --> 13:59.160 You did it! 13:59.160 --> 14:02.880 Your quick thinking avoided the death flag! 14:02.880 --> 14:04.590 I-I... 14:04.590 --> 14:07.010 Oh? What's wrong? 14:07.010 --> 14:11.180 I've realized I've been wrong this whole time. 14:11.180 --> 14:12.970 Hiro... 14:12.970 --> 14:16.850 I just thought of everything as part of a game. 14:16.850 --> 14:21.440 I don't have any memories of Alicia or of Martin. 14:23.060 --> 14:27.530 But to them, and especially to Alicia, 14:27.530 --> 14:31.700 I'm a close friend they've known since childhood. 14:31.700 --> 14:34.530 And I killed her brother. 14:34.530 --> 14:36.160 Then, of all things, 14:36.160 --> 14:37.700 I ran away. 14:37.700 --> 14:40.250 I didn't grieve or try to save him. 14:40.250 --> 14:43.330 I just got scared and ran. 14:43.330 --> 14:47.050 That was the greatest sin I committed. 14:49.550 --> 14:52.510 I really suck, don't I? 14:52.510 --> 14:55.600 Now, now. Don't get so serious. 14:55.600 --> 14:58.220 At the end of the day, she's an NPC. 14:58.220 --> 15:01.100 Ah, ow. 15:01.100 --> 15:05.110 I've never met a girl that strong. 15:05.110 --> 15:07.020 Thanks, Mizarisa. 15:07.020 --> 15:10.240 No, no. I don't need any thanks. 15:10.240 --> 15:12.240 Instead... 15:12.240 --> 15:14.780 Could I cut off just a pinky finger? 15:14.780 --> 15:16.200 Absolutely not. 15:16.200 --> 15:18.120 I take my thanks back. Leave. 15:18.120 --> 15:20.290 What?! 15:28.300 --> 15:31.550 We'll need to visit a blacksmith. 15:33.470 --> 15:37.010 More importantly, do you know of the Kenura tree? 15:37.010 --> 15:38.100 What? 15:38.100 --> 15:40.020 The Kenura tree. 15:40.020 --> 15:45.600 It's just south of here. A big tree on a small hill. 15:45.600 --> 15:48.190 Could you wait for a bit? 15:48.190 --> 15:50.650 Hiro, do you... 15:50.650 --> 15:52.440 ...need to pee? 15:53.490 --> 15:54.950 No. 15:54.950 --> 15:57.870 Just wait here, please. 16:14.800 --> 16:17.760 Martin, you're here, right? 16:17.760 --> 16:19.470 Come out. 16:29.690 --> 16:31.320 Hiro. 16:33.110 --> 16:35.650 Martin. You came. 16:35.650 --> 16:38.740 You're not startled? 16:38.740 --> 16:41.740 I guess I'm kinda used to it now. 16:41.740 --> 16:44.500 Are you ready to die? 16:44.500 --> 16:47.040 I'm afraid not. 16:47.040 --> 16:51.590 But I do want to say something. 16:51.590 --> 16:56.760 I wanted to earnestly apologize, but I have no words. 16:56.760 --> 17:00.140 What do I even say? 17:00.140 --> 17:01.560 Dammit. 17:01.560 --> 17:03.100 Kamui, 17:03.100 --> 17:06.310 I'm a dumb turd, so I don't know! 17:06.310 --> 17:09.310 What would you say right now? 17:10.480 --> 17:13.530 It was right there written in the walkthrough! 17:13.530 --> 17:16.950 Think back, dimwit! 17:16.950 --> 17:18.570 I see. 17:18.570 --> 17:22.330 It was so curt I didn't really take the words in. 17:22.330 --> 17:25.620 But you were actually giving me advice. 17:29.580 --> 17:32.210 You don't have to forgive me. 17:32.210 --> 17:33.500 But... 17:33.500 --> 17:35.590 ...please come with me. 17:40.720 --> 17:44.720 Martin, let's go together. 17:58.650 --> 18:02.700 Brother, help! Hiro won't stop chasing me! 18:02.700 --> 18:06.540 Hey, Hiro, don't tease Alicia so much. 18:09.580 --> 18:11.120 I's sorry. 18:11.120 --> 18:15.050 I done got carried away, I did. 18:16.090 --> 18:19.930 Hang on! Why am I the only one who sounds like a big doofus? 18:19.930 --> 18:23.010 Brother! Actually scold Hiro! 18:23.010 --> 18:26.930 Let it go, Alicia. He's sorry. Right, Hiro? 18:26.930 --> 18:29.940 I's deeply sorry, deeper than the see. 18:29.940 --> 18:34.400 Hmph! You always go soft on Hiro. 18:34.400 --> 18:37.820 Well, Hiro and I are friends. 18:37.820 --> 18:40.570 Nope. We's more than friends! 18:40.570 --> 18:43.200 Me and you be best friends! 18:43.200 --> 18:46.540 You're right. We are best friends. 18:46.540 --> 18:50.620 Yup, yup! We's friends forever! 18:50.620 --> 18:53.080 Hiro, you and I are... 18:53.080 --> 18:56.960 Yeah! Me and you be... 19:24.620 --> 19:27.370 You and I... 19:27.370 --> 19:30.580 We's best friends forever. 19:31.830 --> 19:36.670 That's right, Hiro. Those are the words of our promise. 19:39.760 --> 19:43.550 H-Hold on! You're disappearing? 19:43.550 --> 19:44.760 Yeah. 19:44.760 --> 19:49.010 You can't! I said I'm taking you with me! 19:49.010 --> 19:51.980 I heard you loud and clear. 19:51.980 --> 19:55.440 Then come with me! 19:55.440 --> 19:58.820 Martin Time is over now. 20:01.110 --> 20:04.320 Hiro. Thanks, man. 20:21.840 --> 20:23.470 Hiro. 20:23.470 --> 20:24.590 Reona. 20:24.590 --> 20:26.260 You were watching? 20:26.260 --> 20:28.260 Yes. Sorry. 20:28.260 --> 20:29.890 I see. 20:29.890 --> 20:31.680 No, it's fine. 20:31.680 --> 20:33.640 It's okay. 20:35.640 --> 20:38.360 But Martin... 20:38.360 --> 20:40.520 Martin is... 20:40.520 --> 20:43.030 I was watching the whole time, but... 20:43.030 --> 20:45.280 I can't see Martin, 20:45.280 --> 20:47.360 or hear him either. 20:47.360 --> 20:48.490 So... 20:48.490 --> 20:52.580 You looked like a creepy weirdo muttering to himself in the park! 20:52.580 --> 20:55.330 Hey! What the hell? 20:55.330 --> 20:57.000 More importantly, look! 20:57.000 --> 20:57.920 It's glowing! 20:57.920 --> 21:02.050 "More importantly"?! You-- 21:02.050 --> 21:07.680 "Best Best Friend Killer: The Best Amicide"? 21:07.680 --> 21:10.430 H-Huh? What the hell does that mean? 21:10.430 --> 21:12.470 Don't look so down! 21:12.470 --> 21:17.100 You got a lovely title, and you're free of Martin's haunting, right? 21:17.100 --> 21:19.560 Be happier! 21:19.560 --> 21:22.650 Yeah, but there's still Alicia... 21:22.650 --> 21:28.740 You can clear that up next time. You can do it now, Hiro. 21:28.740 --> 21:30.780 You think so? 21:30.780 --> 21:31.950 Yes! 21:31.950 --> 21:35.370 So let's take the rusty sword to the blacksmith. 21:35.370 --> 21:38.370 And let's buy you fresher-smelling pants. 21:38.370 --> 21:41.340 Ah! I'd forgotten! 21:41.340 --> 21:43.380 Oh, Hiro. 21:46.970 --> 21:50.930 Are those church bells? 21:50.930 --> 21:53.140 What's happening? 22:01.480 --> 22:04.320 Wh-What's going on here? 22:04.320 --> 22:06.230 I-I don't know. 22:06.230 --> 22:10.160 I've never seen an event like this. 22:10.160 --> 22:14.530 The city of Ted is on fire?! 23:45.920 --> 23:50.010 Episode 7: Chance of Survival 0.1%.