WEBVTT 00:13.130 --> 00:15.050 Combat Agent Six. 00:15.050 --> 00:16.010 Yes, ma'am! 00:16.010 --> 00:20.180 You will be the vanguard of the Kisaragi Corporation's forces, 00:20.180 --> 00:22.390 and our spy. 00:22.390 --> 00:23.930 Yes, ma'am! 00:25.720 --> 00:31.400 There are several planets in this universe known to be extremely similar to Earth. 00:31.400 --> 00:36.360 And we're sending you to one of them. 00:36.360 --> 00:37.860 Yes, ma'am! 00:40.950 --> 00:43.080 Now go, Agent Six! 00:43.080 --> 00:46.040 Make the whole universe feel our power! 00:46.040 --> 00:49.000 Sorry, I'm not following any of this. 00:49.000 --> 00:50.790 What, specifically, are you "not following"? 00:50.790 --> 00:52.290 Any of this! 00:52.290 --> 00:54.920 First, if the technology to go to other planets really existed, 00:54.920 --> 00:58.840 I'd already be on a planet with nothing but girls with watermelon-sized tits! 00:58.840 --> 00:59.840 Hey. 01:01.050 --> 01:05.640 Listen, I've been turning a blind eye to the weird cosplay and the silly titles, 01:05.640 --> 01:09.310 but all this "universe" stuff is too much--even for me. 01:09.310 --> 01:11.730 D-Don't call my uniform cosplay! 01:11.730 --> 01:14.310 S-Silly titles? 01:14.310 --> 01:18.530 How dare you speak that way to two of the three leaders of Kisaragi, 01:18.530 --> 01:20.700 "Astaroth the Ice Queen" and "Belial the Great Flame"? 01:20.700 --> 01:22.950 Who do you think you're fooling, Yukari? 01:22.950 --> 01:26.660 Could you do that little performance in front of your parents? 01:26.660 --> 01:29.290 No talking about parents! Or using people's real names! 01:29.290 --> 01:31.330 Listen well, Agent Six. 01:31.330 --> 01:35.420 We are on the verge of conquering the planet. 01:35.420 --> 01:37.500 You understand that, right? 01:37.500 --> 01:39.670 Yes, I guess. 01:39.670 --> 01:42.340 So, when we've conquered the world, 01:42.340 --> 01:46.140 what do you think happens to you combat agents? 01:46.140 --> 01:47.810 We become rulers and 01:47.810 --> 01:50.850 spend the rest of our lives surrounded by all the tits we can grab, right? 01:50.850 --> 01:54.150 Fool! There'll be a company-wide rightsizing. 01:54.150 --> 01:55.650 You mean I'll be fired? 01:55.650 --> 01:57.110 Yes. 01:57.110 --> 01:58.820 Hey! 01:58.820 --> 02:04.070 You did that operation on my body and changed me forever! Take responsibility! 02:04.070 --> 02:06.490 --Stop it! --I promise I'll be a good husband, so come live with me! 02:06.490 --> 02:10.080 --I'll explain everything! --I promise I'll be a good husband, so come live with me! 02:13.210 --> 02:15.380 It's true that humanity's current technology 02:15.380 --> 02:17.790 can't get it any farther than the moon. 02:17.790 --> 02:21.090 But Lilith the Dark, one of the company's three leaders, 02:21.090 --> 02:23.510 is the world's greatest genius scientist! 02:23.510 --> 02:28.220 Behold! This is one of my masterpieces! 02:28.220 --> 02:30.970 It may solve every problem humanity has, maybe! 02:30.970 --> 02:33.060 Lilith, what is this? 02:33.060 --> 02:36.190 It looks like one of those teleportation machines you see in movies. 02:36.190 --> 02:38.110 Correct, Six! 02:38.110 --> 02:41.230 You're a moron, but a sharp moron. 02:41.230 --> 02:44.530 And my other masterpiece is... 02:44.530 --> 02:46.700 Alice, come here. 02:55.460 --> 02:57.500 Who's the little kid? 02:57.500 --> 02:59.920 Who are you calling a little kid? 02:59.920 --> 03:02.300 Respect your betters, flunky. 03:03.720 --> 03:04.930 You want a fight? 03:04.930 --> 03:07.220 I'm a combat agent for an evil secret organization, you know! 03:07.220 --> 03:08.850 I won't show any mercy even to a kid! 03:08.850 --> 03:15.560 If you hurt me, the core inside me will explode and level the whole area. 03:15.560 --> 03:18.360 If that's not a problem, go ahead. 03:18.360 --> 03:21.570 And my official name isn't "little kid." 03:21.570 --> 03:24.990 It's "Kisaragi Company Pretty Girl Android." 03:24.990 --> 03:25.950 Seriously? 03:25.950 --> 03:26.990 Seriously, indeed. 03:26.990 --> 03:31.950 This is Alice, a high-spec android created to provide you support. 03:31.950 --> 03:34.500 I've been told you're a moron. 03:34.500 --> 03:37.210 Let me do the thinking once we get there. 03:37.210 --> 03:41.800 Sorry. I don't need this foul-mouthed and dangerous pile of junk. 03:41.800 --> 03:45.920 If you need any weapons or other items, 03:45.920 --> 03:51.260 send a written request via this miniature teleporter. 03:51.260 --> 03:53.930 We're giving you two orders. 03:53.930 --> 03:56.020 "Kisaragi" 03:53.930 --> 03:56.020 First, the construction of a base. 03:56.480 --> 04:00.730 Place a teleporter that makes it possible to go to and from Earth. 04:00.730 --> 04:02.650 And secondly, investigate the area once you get there. 04:02.650 --> 04:04.150 Your subjects for investigation are wide-ranging: 04:04.150 --> 04:07.400 local military threats, resources, soil, anything. 04:07.400 --> 04:08.570 We're hoping that if it goes well, 04:08.570 --> 04:13.240 we can solve both our environmental and food problems instantly! 04:13.240 --> 04:19.040 Wait, is this actually a big mission that involves the fate of the Earth? 04:19.040 --> 04:22.040 And so failure isn't allowed. 04:22.040 --> 04:24.550 You're giving me an important mission like that? 04:24.550 --> 04:27.590 Well, um... 04:27.590 --> 04:34.350 I've known you since Kisaragi was founded. 04:34.350 --> 04:41.190 I think of you as one of the company's Supreme Leaders. 04:43.770 --> 04:48.110 A lot's happened, but I had fun. 04:48.110 --> 04:51.820 We all built this company together. 04:51.820 --> 04:55.160 I don't know what'll happen when I get there, 04:55.160 --> 04:59.040 but I'll do my best to come back. 04:59.040 --> 05:04.380 You dummy... You're supposed to promise that you'll come back. 05:04.380 --> 05:08.840 And send us a report once a week. 05:08.840 --> 05:13.180 Let me know that you're doing well. 05:13.180 --> 05:18.310 Astaroth... Can I hug you before I go? 05:18.310 --> 05:20.600 Why not give her a kiss? 05:20.600 --> 05:23.810 I can? I can, right? 05:23.810 --> 05:25.230 Kiss! 05:25.230 --> 05:27.610 Of course not! 05:30.240 --> 05:33.820 Yes, it's obvious that you two aren't getting anywhere, 05:33.820 --> 05:35.700 so let's just send you off. 05:35.700 --> 05:39.040 I'm going. I'm going, okay? 05:39.040 --> 05:43.130 It's like, well, I'm basically Kisaragi's representative. 05:43.130 --> 05:46.420 Something like that? Astaroth rolled the dice to deci-- 05:46.420 --> 05:48.170 Begin, Lilith! 05:48.170 --> 05:49.260 Roger! 05:49.260 --> 05:52.050 Beginning teleportation preparations! 05:55.010 --> 05:57.100 I'm kind of nervous. 05:57.100 --> 05:59.470 Why so scared, flunky? 05:59.470 --> 06:02.310 Even if it fails, what's the problem if there's a backup? 06:02.310 --> 06:07.650 Hey, humans can't save and load like you can. 06:07.650 --> 06:09.480 Stop it. 06:09.480 --> 06:12.200 I'm not worried, though. 06:12.200 --> 06:16.700 Lilith the genius scientist would never fail. 06:16.700 --> 06:20.200 Lilith, what's the success rate for teleportation? 06:20.200 --> 06:21.370 How many times have you tested it? 06:21.370 --> 06:24.210 As of now, the experiment success rate is 100%. 06:24.210 --> 06:27.000 I won't tell you how many times we've tested it. 06:27.000 --> 06:29.630 Don't tell me it's in the single digits... 06:29.630 --> 06:32.300 Listen to me carefully, Agent Six. 06:32.300 --> 06:34.800 If I experimented a lot and one failed... 06:34.800 --> 06:38.510 Yes! The success rate would cease to be 100%! 06:38.510 --> 06:41.060 Sorry, I'm quitting this mission after all. 06:41.060 --> 06:44.140 I believe that you'll come home! 06:44.140 --> 06:45.310 Now, go! 06:45.310 --> 06:46.480 Wait! 06:46.480 --> 06:48.520 You're not a genius scientist at all, are you? 06:48.520 --> 06:48.940 --This is just a pile of junk, isn't it? 06:48.940 --> 06:50.610 --I'll be waiting for good news. --This is just a pile of junk, isn't it? 06:50.610 --> 06:54.150 Now go, Agent Six! 06:58.330 --> 07:05.330 Damn it all! You'll regret this when I get back, girl! 07:17.640 --> 07:20.140 "Episode 1 'Spies Will Be Dispatched!'" 07:20.140 --> 07:21.770 She's an idiot! I knew that girl was an idiot! 07:21.770 --> 07:23.930 A great big idiot! 07:23.930 --> 07:26.650 There's about 30,000 meters to the surface. 07:26.650 --> 07:29.310 You're high-spec, right Alice? 07:29.310 --> 07:31.650 You can transform into a jet or something, right? 07:31.650 --> 07:33.240 Right? 07:33.240 --> 07:36.280 The only function I have is a self-destruction function. 07:36.280 --> 07:38.030 Piece of junk! 07:38.030 --> 07:40.120 Every bad guy needs a self-destruct somewhere. 07:40.120 --> 07:42.080 Here, have a parachute. 07:43.870 --> 07:46.000 Don't mess up the landing, 07:46.000 --> 07:50.250 or I'll blow up and level the whole area. 07:50.250 --> 07:54.550 It's risky just to go on a walk with you, isn't it? 07:54.550 --> 07:56.340 Look! 07:56.340 --> 07:58.800 That looks like a town. 08:02.970 --> 08:05.270 Forget about building a safe base! 08:05.270 --> 08:07.640 We'll put the teleporter together and head back! 08:07.640 --> 08:09.190 And I'll get that scientist girl 08:09.190 --> 08:11.820 to let me play with her tits until I forgive her for almost killing me! 08:11.820 --> 08:14.280 You can't build it somewhere like here. 08:14.280 --> 08:16.860 It's an incredibly delicate device. 08:16.860 --> 08:21.580 And it's going to take about a month for the phase space to stabilize. 08:21.580 --> 08:23.790 You won't be able to do it right now. 08:25.120 --> 08:27.000 A month? What the hell? 08:27.000 --> 08:29.580 Again! They set me up again! 08:29.580 --> 08:30.750 What was that for? 08:30.750 --> 08:32.790 I injected you with nanomachines that 08:32.790 --> 08:35.960 strengthen your immune system and protect you from unknown diseases. 08:35.960 --> 08:37.840 I don't know what your problem is, 08:37.840 --> 08:39.930 but we found what looks like a town. 08:39.930 --> 08:42.390 That's extremely promising. 08:42.390 --> 08:44.140 Let's start by going there. 08:45.720 --> 08:47.560 Wait-- 08:47.560 --> 08:50.900 We chose a planet that's as close to Earth as possible, 08:50.900 --> 08:54.690 so the odds are good that you homo sapiens are running the place. 08:54.690 --> 08:56.780 I don't feel like walking. 08:56.780 --> 08:59.030 Let's have them send us a transport buggy or something. 08:59.030 --> 09:02.280 They said to use this if we needed something, right? 09:02.280 --> 09:05.580 Six, how many Evil Points do you have? 09:06.580 --> 09:09.330 About 300, I think. 09:09.330 --> 09:10.920 ...300? 09:10.920 --> 09:14.710 That's not enough for the two of us to conquer that fortress city. 09:14.710 --> 09:16.380 I won't allow it. 09:16.380 --> 09:20.930 Wait, we need to use Evil Points to get things sent to us? 09:20.930 --> 09:23.890 I spent a lot of time doing low-level evil stuff to earn those! 09:23.890 --> 09:25.850 How stupid are you? 09:25.850 --> 09:28.850 Evil Points aren't a bonus that you're happy to get. 09:28.850 --> 09:30.140 All of Kisaragi's employees 09:30.140 --> 09:33.940 were implanted with chips in their brain during the operations they got. 09:33.940 --> 09:36.320 The chips detect any evil acts they perform, 09:36.320 --> 09:38.740 and give an appropriate number of points depending on the action. 09:38.740 --> 09:40.490 You got Evil Points! 09:40.490 --> 09:43.410 Don't insult me, rust-heap! I know that! 09:43.410 --> 09:46.540 So what do you use your points for, then? 09:46.540 --> 09:49.410 You're supposed to trade them for 09:49.410 --> 09:52.580 higher-quality equipment to make yourself stronger. 09:52.580 --> 09:56.710 You probably trade them for porn mags that you call "necessary materials." 09:56.710 --> 09:59.300 But you'll never get promoted like that. 09:59.300 --> 10:01.470 Why are you talking like you've known me my whole life? 10:01.470 --> 10:04.470 And instead of being stingy, they should just send us the latest stuff! 10:04.470 --> 10:08.220 Then I, the great Agent Six, would be able to take down anyone... 10:10.810 --> 10:12.060 Liar! 10:12.060 --> 10:14.600 You said this was an Earth-like planet! 10:14.600 --> 10:17.730 These things don't exist on Earth! 10:24.820 --> 10:26.910 There's a lot of them. Don't miss. 10:26.910 --> 10:29.200 Hey, you're a robot, why are you using a human as a shield? 10:29.200 --> 10:32.330 I'm a high-spec android, and in order to be more realistic, 10:32.330 --> 10:35.580 I've been given the combat powers of a normal girl my age. 10:37.380 --> 10:39.670 You useless rust-heap! 10:44.970 --> 10:46.760 It's going to eat me! 10:46.760 --> 10:49.140 I can't believe it! It's as strong as me! 10:49.140 --> 10:54.480 Oh? It's as strong as an agent who's been given surgery and a combat suit, huh? 10:54.480 --> 10:56.480 The life forms on this planet are not to be underestimated. 10:56.480 --> 10:59.780 Hey, stop sitting there analyzing things and help me with a plan! 10:59.780 --> 11:04.150 I'm a rust-heap so I can't think of anything. Sorry, I'm useless, Agent Six! 11:04.150 --> 11:07.160 Help me! Please! 11:07.160 --> 11:10.620 I take back what I said about you being a rust-heap. 11:10.620 --> 11:14.500 Then use your Evil Points to give me a shotgun. 11:14.500 --> 11:15.790 Then I'll help you. 11:15.790 --> 11:17.710 Fine! Hurry up! 11:17.710 --> 11:18.670 "Shotgun" 11:18.790 --> 11:20.170 "Shotgun" 11:24.420 --> 11:26.300 Hell yes! 11:32.560 --> 11:34.560 "What are you doing there!" 11:36.650 --> 11:39.690 "Answer me! What are you doing in my country." 11:42.070 --> 11:43.320 "Answer me!" 11:42.070 --> 11:43.320 What do we do? 11:43.320 --> 11:44.490 "Why won't you speak!" 11:43.320 --> 11:44.490 What do we do? 11:44.490 --> 11:46.820 "Why won't you speak!" 11:44.490 --> 11:46.820 Wait. Let's hear her talk a little more. 11:46.820 --> 11:48.910 "What language is that? I've never seen that armor." 11:46.820 --> 11:48.910 But I don't understand a word she's saying... 11:48.910 --> 11:51.830 "What language is that? I've never seen that armor." 11:52.910 --> 11:55.080 And you don't have anything that looks like a weapon. 11:55.080 --> 11:56.870 --Who are you people? --Hey, Alice. 11:56.870 --> 11:59.210 I may have manifested a mysterious power... 11:59.210 --> 12:01.460 For some reason, I'm able to understand her. 12:01.460 --> 12:06.010 I'm already a total badass! What happens if I get even more powers? 12:06.010 --> 12:08.050 I don't know what you're talking about, 12:08.050 --> 12:09.970 but I'm sending my interpretation 12:09.970 --> 12:13.810 of her language to your brain via the chip implant. 12:13.810 --> 12:17.940 The chip can do things like that? Nobody told me! That's really scary! 12:17.940 --> 12:20.480 Anyway, leave it to me. 12:20.480 --> 12:22.940 I can explain, miss knight! 12:22.940 --> 12:25.110 Please, quell your anger. 12:25.990 --> 12:29.910 He was a man of high position in a far-away country. 12:29.910 --> 12:33.580 He led a unit of soldiers and fought to protect the people. 12:33.580 --> 12:35.040 But... 12:35.040 --> 12:37.870 When he saved me from a terrible, nasty brute, 12:37.870 --> 12:41.630 he was badly wounded and his mind and heart were broken. 12:41.630 --> 12:42.590 What? 12:42.590 --> 12:45.300 Hey, where'd that crazy backstory come from? 12:45.300 --> 12:48.760 Listen, Six. You're an idiot. You'd screw up any story I came up with. 12:48.760 --> 12:51.390 But with this backstory nobody will wonder 12:51.390 --> 12:51.970 about even the dumbest questions you ask. 12:51.970 --> 12:53.890 "What Japanese Sounds Like to Snow" 12:51.970 --> 12:53.890 about even the dumbest questions you ask. 12:53.890 --> 12:56.220 "What Japanese Sounds Like to Snow" 12:53.890 --> 12:56.220 What are you people saying? 12:56.220 --> 12:57.770 I'm sorry. 12:57.770 --> 13:01.480 He gets much calmer when I speak to him in his home language. 13:01.480 --> 13:04.480 So how'd you get this far without any luggage? 13:04.480 --> 13:09.200 He's on a journey to find himself, to heal his mind and soul! 13:09.200 --> 13:14.370 But we were attacked by beasts in the forest and lost all our things. 13:15.490 --> 13:19.080 I thought you were bandits or something with a bounty. But you're just travelers. 13:19.080 --> 13:23.670 I'm sorry for being harsh on you, but it's my job. 13:23.670 --> 13:29.590 Anyway, it's hard to believe you made it through the Darkwood. 13:29.590 --> 13:33.350 But I guess this explains it. You're quite strong. 13:34.680 --> 13:36.430 I'm Snow. 13:36.430 --> 13:39.730 The commander of this country's royal guard. 13:39.730 --> 13:43.060 If you don't have any money, I can introduce you to a job. 13:43.060 --> 13:45.520 Thank you, Snow! 13:45.520 --> 13:49.360 Of course. My country welcomes you. 13:49.360 --> 13:51.950 It must be fate that brought us together. 13:56.160 --> 13:58.160 "Bring Back Presents!" 13:58.790 --> 14:00.870 I am Snow, Princess Tillis's personal knight, 14:00.870 --> 14:03.330 and the commander of the royal guard! 14:03.330 --> 14:04.920 Open the gate! 14:09.720 --> 14:11.130 Thank you. 14:12.130 --> 14:15.220 Hey, Snow, what's that? 14:15.220 --> 14:17.890 It looks like a tank to me. 14:17.890 --> 14:19.180 A tank? 14:19.180 --> 14:21.940 You know what this artifact is? 14:21.940 --> 14:24.190 This is an ancient weapon 14:24.190 --> 14:27.900 that once protected our country from a huge demon beast. 14:27.900 --> 14:30.780 This requires investigation. 14:30.780 --> 14:35.450 We tried putting preservation magic on it, but a lot of it's rotted away. 14:35.450 --> 14:36.740 Magic? 14:36.740 --> 14:39.790 Yes. But I can't use it. 14:39.790 --> 14:42.540 Only a few have the talent for magic. 14:42.540 --> 14:44.040 The talent for magic... 14:44.040 --> 14:47.000 Explosion! 14:48.960 --> 14:53.050 This is what you meant by "crazy"? 14:53.050 --> 14:55.340 Just leave him. It's better that way. 14:57.600 --> 14:59.640 Welcome back, Snow. 14:59.640 --> 15:01.810 Good work on your mission. 15:01.810 --> 15:03.730 Who are these two? 15:03.730 --> 15:05.730 Combat Agent Six. 15:05.730 --> 15:09.730 High-Spec Pretty Girl Android, Alice Kisaragi. 15:09.730 --> 15:14.360 You sure you want to call yourself "high-spec" and "pretty girl"? 15:14.360 --> 15:16.820 And what the hell is "Combat Agent Six" supposed to be? 15:16.820 --> 15:18.240 What's your real name? 15:18.240 --> 15:20.410 Both of you, bow! 15:20.410 --> 15:23.250 You're in the presence of this nation's princess! 15:23.250 --> 15:25.670 Cristoseles Tillis Grace! 15:25.670 --> 15:26.500 Long name. 15:26.500 --> 15:27.880 How rude! 15:29.000 --> 15:30.590 Call me Tillis. 15:31.510 --> 15:32.880 --Lower your head! --Listen, Alice. This is a real pretty girl. 15:32.880 --> 15:34.840 --Listen, Alice. This is a real pretty girl. 15:34.840 --> 15:35.590 --Shut up! --Listen, Alice. This is a real pretty girl. 15:35.590 --> 15:37.550 I feel bad, so I'll tell you. 15:37.550 --> 15:39.180 --I'll kill you! --The princess laughed because you're a moron. 15:39.180 --> 15:40.390 --The princess laughed because you're a moron. 15:40.390 --> 15:41.850 I see. 15:41.850 --> 15:44.890 You're definitely not from this country. 15:44.890 --> 15:47.520 --Nobody who knew me would react like that. 15:47.520 --> 15:49.480 --I'll kill you! --Nobody who knew me would react like that. 15:49.480 --> 15:51.230 Right, Snow? 15:51.230 --> 15:52.940 I'm sorry! 15:52.940 --> 15:56.320 They came through the Darkwood. 15:56.320 --> 15:57.570 Oh, my! 15:57.570 --> 16:00.660 They slew a great number of Deadly Heggs. 16:00.660 --> 16:03.290 So they're strong fighters, at least. 16:03.290 --> 16:04.160 Yes. 16:04.160 --> 16:09.290 I've led tons of combat agents on deadly missions all over the world. 16:09.290 --> 16:12.090 Agent Six, this country is currently engaged in war with the demons, 16:12.090 --> 16:16.010 and we sorely lack for knights and commanders. 16:16.010 --> 16:17.180 Demons? 16:17.180 --> 16:21.430 The Demon Lord in the next kingdom over declared war on us without warning. 16:21.430 --> 16:24.390 That's a very sudden plot twist. What does he want? 16:24.390 --> 16:26.230 Land, probably. 16:26.230 --> 16:27.640 A huge demon beast called the 16:27.640 --> 16:32.440 Sand King turns more of their country to desert each year. 16:32.440 --> 16:37.200 Many demons are powerful fighters. We're losing the war. 16:37.200 --> 16:42.910 Agent Six, please help our country! 16:42.910 --> 16:47.830 I know you're foreigners, but can't you watch your mouth? 16:47.830 --> 16:50.580 What if she starts thinking poorly of me, too! 16:50.580 --> 16:52.790 Please forgive us, Snow! 16:52.790 --> 16:56.420 He may be like this, but he's a professional fighter! 16:56.420 --> 16:58.550 He'll fight hard for you! 16:58.550 --> 17:03.850 And since you brought us here, it'll make you look good! 17:03.850 --> 17:06.680 Oh? Was that the plan? 17:06.680 --> 17:09.600 All that stuff about "giving us a job" and how you'd help us out, 17:09.600 --> 17:14.860 but you were actually desperate for my strength and my sexy body! 17:14.860 --> 17:16.320 I don't need your body! 17:16.320 --> 17:17.860 I'll just come out and say it. 17:17.860 --> 17:23.200 I like recognition, money, and glory more than anything! 17:23.200 --> 17:24.740 Hey, Agent Six... 17:24.740 --> 17:28.250 You seem like you're the same way. 17:28.250 --> 17:30.540 I'm pretty high up on the org chart here. 17:30.540 --> 17:33.840 If somebody tries to pick on you new guys, 17:33.840 --> 17:36.960 I can use my position as royal guard commander to crush them. 17:36.960 --> 17:40.260 See? We've got common interests, right? 17:40.260 --> 17:42.550 I'm not like you, you two-faced woman! 17:42.550 --> 17:47.520 Do you really think you can talk that way to a royal guard commander? 17:47.520 --> 17:50.310 Snow, what is this? 17:50.310 --> 17:55.690 Oh, this is a legend-class artifact that can make rain fall. 17:55.690 --> 17:57.690 Every year when we need rain, 17:57.690 --> 18:00.320 a member of the royal family offers words of prayer to it, 18:00.320 --> 18:02.450 and makes the rain fall. 18:02.450 --> 18:05.200 But it's broken and doesn't work anymore. 18:05.200 --> 18:07.740 Right now we buy water from other countries. 18:07.740 --> 18:10.660 It's not that bad. I think I can fix it. 18:10.660 --> 18:12.170 Really? 18:12.170 --> 18:14.080 Can I open it up? 18:14.080 --> 18:15.340 Go ahead! 18:15.340 --> 18:18.670 --Why are you carrying something like that? --Even if it doesn't work, I'll take full responsibility. 18:18.670 --> 18:20.050 Well? Can you fix it? 18:20.050 --> 18:22.010 Yeah, I think so. 18:22.010 --> 18:24.890 Okay! I'll go tell everybody! 18:27.810 --> 18:29.980 Hey, Alice! Six! 18:29.980 --> 18:32.100 We all share the glory, right? 18:32.100 --> 18:34.350 Please! 18:35.480 --> 18:39.230 Share? She didn't do a thing. 18:40.740 --> 18:43.530 Nor did you, actually. 18:43.530 --> 18:45.570 Okay, that should do it. 18:45.570 --> 18:48.660 Now we just need to reboot it. 18:51.790 --> 18:54.330 Initiating reboot. 18:54.330 --> 18:57.460 A password reset is required. 18:57.460 --> 18:59.460 The password... 18:59.460 --> 19:01.800 Reboot complete. 19:01.800 --> 19:04.380 Reset the password. 19:04.380 --> 19:06.800 Dick Festival! 19:08.310 --> 19:11.020 Password set to "Dick Festival." 19:11.020 --> 19:13.230 What did you just do? 19:13.230 --> 19:14.650 Listen, Alice. 19:14.650 --> 19:18.070 The royal family has to say this in front of the whole country, right? 19:19.860 --> 19:21.150 Di... 19:24.400 --> 19:27.820 Dick... 19:27.820 --> 19:30.580 Every time it happens, I get to see her be embarrassed, 19:30.580 --> 19:33.750 and win lots of Evil Points! 19:33.750 --> 19:38.130 Listen, Tillis isn't the only member of the royal family. 19:38.130 --> 19:40.630 Dick Festival! 19:40.630 --> 19:43.670 You're going to see a king, a grown man, 19:43.670 --> 19:47.760 shout a password that sounds like a 7-year-old came up with it. 19:47.760 --> 19:52.680 What should I do? I feel like I just made a big mistake. 19:55.310 --> 19:58.980 Agent Six, what mistake would that be? 19:58.980 --> 20:01.780 You earned Evil Points! 20:04.400 --> 20:08.120 Whisper, whisper, whisper. 20:08.120 --> 20:09.200 How terribly indecent... 20:09.200 --> 20:13.330 Alice, that guy's got a beard that would make Santa jealous. 20:13.330 --> 20:15.410 If I asked to touch it would he get mad? 20:15.410 --> 20:17.750 Quiet! You're in the presence of the king! 20:17.750 --> 20:23.300 Agent Six. I fail to understand why you would do something so stupid. 20:23.300 --> 20:28.890 But I will forgive you because you repaired the artifact. 20:28.890 --> 20:29.850 --Now, begone from my sight-- 20:29.850 --> 20:32.430 --Wait, Father. --Now, begone from my sight-- 20:32.430 --> 20:36.770 I'd like to hire him personally. 20:36.770 --> 20:37.940 But... 20:37.940 --> 20:42.730 Princess Tillis, it's dangerous to trust someone we know nothing about! 20:42.730 --> 20:47.450 We can't afford to lose their strength or wisdom. 20:47.450 --> 20:50.160 Father, is it all right? 20:50.160 --> 20:51.870 Is that a good idea? 20:51.870 --> 20:55.700 If you say it is, Tillis, I'm sure it is. 20:55.700 --> 21:01.250 Agent Six, it looks like that princess is the one actually running the country. 21:01.250 --> 21:03.920 The king feels like a loser with daughter issues. 21:03.920 --> 21:07.420 I see. So we suck up to Tillis. Leave it to me. 21:07.420 --> 21:08.300 Shut up! 21:08.300 --> 21:12.050 Now that I have my father's permission, 21:12.050 --> 21:15.930 you'll be working for me, Agent Six. 21:15.930 --> 21:18.850 Well, I can't turn down a request from a princess! 21:18.850 --> 21:22.560 I-I'm not helping you because you're a pretty girl, right? 21:22.560 --> 21:24.900 You're a bad actor and that was creepy as hell. 21:26.110 --> 21:28.530 Tillis, please reconsider! 21:28.530 --> 21:33.780 After what they did to that artifact, I think they might be spies! 21:33.780 --> 21:37.450 Which means you're the traitor that let a spy into the country? 21:37.450 --> 21:39.830 Me? A traitor? 21:39.830 --> 21:45.090 Everybody knows that there's nobody as loyal to Princess Tillis as me! 21:45.090 --> 21:49.470 I'll strike you down right here with my sword, the burning blade Flame Zapper! 21:49.470 --> 21:53.180 I got a job working for the princess. 21:53.180 --> 21:55.970 Is it okay for you to kill me? 21:55.970 --> 22:01.230 You have something else you have to do, right? 22:01.230 --> 22:04.520 Something else? 22:04.520 --> 22:06.440 "I'll take full responsibility." 22:06.440 --> 22:08.030 That's what you said, right? 22:08.030 --> 22:09.950 Which means... 22:23.710 --> 22:29.800 As of today, Combat Agent Six is now an honorable knight of the kingdom of Grace. 22:29.800 --> 22:32.380 You'll lead one of our interceptor groups. 22:32.380 --> 22:36.100 What, I'm not guarding the princess? 22:36.100 --> 22:38.140 That was my superior's decision. 22:38.140 --> 22:42.270 And I'm going to serve as your unit's executive officer, 22:42.270 --> 22:44.480 and your personal assistant. 22:44.480 --> 22:49.150 But I don't think of you as my leader and don't trust you at all. 22:49.150 --> 22:53.160 If you're planning something, you'd better give it up now! 22:53.160 --> 22:55.570 Aren't you embarrassed, yelling at me 22:55.570 --> 22:57.830 just because you were made to take responsibility and then demoted? 22:57.830 --> 22:58.700 Eww! 22:58.700 --> 23:01.250 --Eww! --I wasn't demoted! 23:01.250 --> 23:05.420 That's right! You're suspicious and my job is to watch you! 23:05.420 --> 23:09.300 I'm sure you're the only one who thinks that. 23:09.300 --> 23:14.720 Of course. That "artifact" thing was a national treasure, right? 23:14.720 --> 23:17.800 Normally, the penalty would be death. 23:17.800 --> 23:22.680 It's pathetic how you have to keep lying to yourself. 23:22.680 --> 23:23.730 Alice? 23:23.730 --> 23:26.770 Why are you talking to me like that? 23:26.770 --> 23:31.780 Because you've been mouthing off to your superior, Agent Six. 23:31.780 --> 23:35.280 You failure! Miser! 23:35.280 --> 23:39.410 Y-You two! 23:52.260 --> 23:54.880 "Conference In Progress" 23:52.260 --> 23:54.880 I'm so jealous of Agent Six. 23:54.880 --> 23:59.600 I should've loaded the dice so my number would come up. 23:59.600 --> 24:03.810 A one or two was Astaroth. Three or four was me. 24:03.810 --> 24:05.060 Five was Lilith. 24:05.060 --> 24:08.230 And six was Agent Six! 24:08.230 --> 24:11.820 We had to give the job to somebody we could trust... 24:11.820 --> 24:13.740 But we still picked who went with a dice roll. 24:13.740 --> 24:16.200 Somebody didn't like it at all when Six's number came up. 24:16.200 --> 24:18.120 "Next time: 'Annihilate Your Business Rivals! Look forward to it!'" 24:16.200 --> 24:18.120 It's an important mission! 24:18.120 --> 24:20.280 "Next time: 'Annihilate Your Business Rivals! Look forward to it!'" 24:18.120 --> 24:20.280 Agent Six is the least powerful of us. 24:20.280 --> 24:22.490 "Next time: 'Annihilate Your Business Rivals! Look forward to it!'" 24:20.280 --> 24:22.490 It's natural to be worried, right? 24:22.490 --> 24:27.830 But if he succeeds he gets promoted to Supreme Leader, right? 24:27.830 --> 24:31.000 Maybe the four of us can form an Elite Four! 24:31.000 --> 24:32.090 Yeah. 24:32.090 --> 24:34.920 I hope Agent Six works hard. 24:34.920 --> 24:36.090 And... 24:36.090 --> 24:38.930 ...I hope he reports in soon.