WEBVTT 00:13.090 --> 00:15.010 Combat Agent Six. 00:15.010 --> 00:15.970 Yes, ma'am! 00:15.970 --> 00:20.140 You will be the vanguard of the Kisaragi Corporation's forces, 00:20.140 --> 00:22.350 and our spy. 00:22.350 --> 00:23.890 Yes, ma'am! 00:25.680 --> 00:31.360 There are several planets in this universe known to be extremely similar to Earth. 00:31.360 --> 00:36.320 And we're sending you to one of them. 00:36.320 --> 00:37.820 Yes, ma'am! 00:40.910 --> 00:43.040 Now go, Agent Six! 00:43.040 --> 00:46.000 Make the whole universe feel our power! 00:46.000 --> 00:48.960 Sorry, I'm not following any of this. 00:48.960 --> 00:50.750 What, specifically, are you "not following"? 00:50.750 --> 00:52.250 Any of this! 00:52.250 --> 00:54.880 First, if the technology to go to other planets really existed, 00:54.880 --> 00:58.800 I'd already be on a planet with nothing but girls with watermelon-sized tits! 00:58.800 --> 00:59.800 Hey. 01:01.010 --> 01:05.600 Listen, I've been turning a blind eye to the weird cosplay and the silly titles, 01:05.600 --> 01:09.270 but all this "universe" stuff is too much--even for me. 01:09.270 --> 01:11.690 D-Don't call my uniform cosplay! 01:11.690 --> 01:14.270 S-Silly titles? 01:14.270 --> 01:18.490 How dare you speak that way to two of the three leaders of Kisaragi, 01:18.490 --> 01:20.660 "Astaroth the Ice Queen" and "Belial the Great Flame"? 01:20.660 --> 01:22.910 Who do you think you're fooling, Yukari? 01:22.910 --> 01:26.620 Could you do that little performance in front of your parents? 01:26.620 --> 01:29.250 No talking about parents! Or using people's real names! 01:29.250 --> 01:31.290 Listen well, Agent Six. 01:31.290 --> 01:35.380 We are on the verge of conquering the planet. 01:35.380 --> 01:37.460 You understand that, right? 01:37.460 --> 01:39.630 Yes, I guess. 01:39.630 --> 01:42.300 So, when we've conquered the world, 01:42.300 --> 01:46.100 what do you think happens to you combat agents? 01:46.100 --> 01:47.770 We become rulers and 01:47.770 --> 01:50.810 spend the rest of our lives surrounded by all the tits we can grab, right? 01:50.810 --> 01:54.110 Fool! There'll be a company-wide rightsizing. 01:54.110 --> 01:55.610 You mean I'll be fired? 01:55.610 --> 01:57.070 Yes. 01:57.070 --> 01:58.780 Hey! 01:58.780 --> 02:04.030 You did that operation on my body and changed me forever! Take responsibility! 02:04.030 --> 02:06.450 --Stop it! --I promise I'll be a good husband, so come live with me! 02:06.450 --> 02:10.040 --I'll explain everything! --I promise I'll be a good husband, so come live with me! 02:13.170 --> 02:15.340 It's true that humanity's current technology 02:15.340 --> 02:17.750 can't get it any farther than the moon. 02:17.750 --> 02:21.050 But Lilith the Dark, one of the company's three leaders, 02:21.050 --> 02:23.470 is the world's greatest genius scientist! 02:23.470 --> 02:28.180 Behold! This is one of my masterpieces! 02:28.180 --> 02:30.930 It may solve every problem humanity has, maybe! 02:30.930 --> 02:33.020 Lilith, what is this? 02:33.020 --> 02:36.150 It looks like one of those teleportation machines you see in movies. 02:36.150 --> 02:38.070 Correct, Six! 02:38.070 --> 02:41.190 You're a moron, but a sharp moron. 02:41.190 --> 02:44.490 And my other masterpiece is... 02:44.490 --> 02:46.660 Alice, come here. 02:55.420 --> 02:57.460 Who's the little kid? 02:57.460 --> 02:59.880 Who are you calling a little kid? 02:59.880 --> 03:02.260 Respect your betters, flunky. 03:03.680 --> 03:04.890 You want a fight? 03:04.890 --> 03:07.180 I'm a combat agent for an evil secret organization, you know! 03:07.180 --> 03:08.810 I won't show any mercy even to a kid! 03:08.810 --> 03:15.520 If you hurt me, the core inside me will explode and level the whole area. 03:15.520 --> 03:18.320 If that's not a problem, go ahead. 03:18.320 --> 03:21.530 And my official name isn't "little kid." 03:21.530 --> 03:24.950 It's "Kisaragi Company Pretty Girl Android." 03:24.950 --> 03:25.910 Seriously? 03:25.910 --> 03:26.950 Seriously, indeed. 03:26.950 --> 03:31.910 This is Alice, a high-spec android created to provide you support. 03:31.910 --> 03:34.460 I've been told you're a moron. 03:34.460 --> 03:37.170 Let me do the thinking once we get there. 03:37.170 --> 03:41.760 Sorry. I don't need this foul-mouthed and dangerous pile of junk. 03:41.760 --> 03:45.880 If you need any weapons or other items, 03:45.880 --> 03:51.220 send a written request via this miniature teleporter. 03:51.220 --> 03:53.890 We're giving you two orders. 03:53.890 --> 03:55.980 "Kisaragi" 03:53.890 --> 03:55.980 First, the construction of a base. 03:56.440 --> 04:00.690 Place a teleporter that makes it possible to go to and from Earth. 04:00.690 --> 04:02.610 And secondly, investigate the area once you get there. 04:02.610 --> 04:04.110 Your subjects for investigation are wide-ranging: 04:04.110 --> 04:07.360 local military threats, resources, soil, anything. 04:07.360 --> 04:08.530 We're hoping that if it goes well, 04:08.530 --> 04:13.200 we can solve both our environmental and food problems instantly! 04:13.200 --> 04:19.000 Wait, is this actually a big mission that involves the fate of the Earth? 04:19.000 --> 04:22.000 And so failure isn't allowed. 04:22.000 --> 04:24.510 You're giving me an important mission like that? 04:24.510 --> 04:27.550 Well, um... 04:27.550 --> 04:34.310 I've known you since Kisaragi was founded. 04:34.310 --> 04:41.150 I think of you as one of the company's Supreme Leaders. 04:43.730 --> 04:48.070 A lot's happened, but I had fun. 04:48.070 --> 04:51.780 We all built this company together. 04:51.780 --> 04:55.120 I don't know what'll happen when I get there, 04:55.120 --> 04:59.000 but I'll do my best to come back. 04:59.000 --> 05:04.340 You dummy... You're supposed to promise that you'll come back. 05:04.340 --> 05:08.800 And send us a report once a week. 05:08.800 --> 05:13.140 Let me know that you're doing well. 05:13.140 --> 05:18.270 Astaroth... Can I hug you before I go? 05:18.270 --> 05:20.560 Why not give her a kiss? 05:20.560 --> 05:23.770 I can? I can, right? 05:23.770 --> 05:25.190 Kiss! 05:25.190 --> 05:27.570 Of course not! 05:30.200 --> 05:33.780 Yes, it's obvious that you two aren't getting anywhere, 05:33.780 --> 05:35.660 so let's just send you off. 05:35.660 --> 05:39.000 I'm going. I'm going, okay? 05:39.000 --> 05:43.090 It's like, well, I'm basically Kisaragi's representative. 05:43.090 --> 05:46.380 Something like that? Astaroth rolled the dice to deci-- 05:46.380 --> 05:48.130 Begin, Lilith! 05:48.130 --> 05:49.220 Roger! 05:49.220 --> 05:52.010 Beginning teleportation preparations! 05:54.970 --> 05:57.060 I'm kind of nervous. 05:57.060 --> 05:59.430 Why so scared, flunky? 05:59.430 --> 06:02.270 Even if it fails, what's the problem if there's a backup? 06:02.270 --> 06:07.610 Hey, humans can't save and load like you can. 06:07.610 --> 06:09.440 Stop it. 06:09.440 --> 06:12.160 I'm not worried, though. 06:12.160 --> 06:16.660 Lilith the genius scientist would never fail. 06:16.660 --> 06:20.160 Lilith, what's the success rate for teleportation? 06:20.160 --> 06:21.330 How many times have you tested it? 06:21.330 --> 06:24.170 As of now, the experiment success rate is 100%. 06:24.170 --> 06:26.960 I won't tell you how many times we've tested it. 06:26.960 --> 06:29.590 Don't tell me it's in the single digits... 06:29.590 --> 06:32.260 Listen to me carefully, Agent Six. 06:32.260 --> 06:34.760 If I experimented a lot and one failed... 06:34.760 --> 06:38.470 Yes! The success rate would cease to be 100%! 06:38.470 --> 06:41.020 Sorry, I'm quitting this mission after all. 06:41.020 --> 06:44.100 I believe that you'll come home! 06:44.100 --> 06:45.270 Now, go! 06:45.270 --> 06:46.440 Wait! 06:46.440 --> 06:48.480 You're not a genius scientist at all, are you? 06:48.480 --> 06:48.900 --This is just a pile of junk, isn't it? 06:48.900 --> 06:50.570 --I'll be waiting for good news. --This is just a pile of junk, isn't it? 06:50.570 --> 06:54.110 Now go, Agent Six! 06:58.290 --> 07:05.290 Damn it all! You'll regret this when I get back, girl! 07:17.600 --> 07:20.100 "Episode 1 'Spies Will Be Dispatched!'" 07:20.100 --> 07:21.730 She's an idiot! I knew that girl was an idiot! 07:21.730 --> 07:23.890 A great big idiot! 07:23.890 --> 07:26.610 There's about 30,000 meters to the surface. 07:26.610 --> 07:29.270 You're high-spec, right Alice? 07:29.270 --> 07:31.610 You can transform into a jet or something, right? 07:31.610 --> 07:33.200 Right? 07:33.200 --> 07:36.240 The only function I have is a self-destruction function. 07:36.240 --> 07:37.990 Piece of junk! 07:37.990 --> 07:40.080 Every bad guy needs a self-destruct somewhere. 07:40.080 --> 07:42.040 Here, have a parachute. 07:43.830 --> 07:45.960 Don't mess up the landing, 07:45.960 --> 07:50.210 or I'll blow up and level the whole area. 07:50.210 --> 07:54.510 It's risky just to go on a walk with you, isn't it? 07:54.510 --> 07:56.300 Look! 07:56.300 --> 07:58.760 That looks like a town. 08:02.930 --> 08:05.230 Forget about building a safe base! 08:05.230 --> 08:07.600 We'll put the teleporter together and head back! 08:07.600 --> 08:09.150 And I'll get that scientist girl 08:09.150 --> 08:11.780 to let me play with her tits until I forgive her for almost killing me! 08:11.780 --> 08:14.240 You can't build it somewhere like here. 08:14.240 --> 08:16.820 It's an incredibly delicate device. 08:16.820 --> 08:21.540 And it's going to take about a month for the phase space to stabilize. 08:21.540 --> 08:23.750 You won't be able to do it right now. 08:25.080 --> 08:26.960 A month? What the hell? 08:26.960 --> 08:29.540 Again! They set me up again! 08:29.540 --> 08:30.710 What was that for? 08:30.710 --> 08:32.750 I injected you with nanomachines that 08:32.750 --> 08:35.920 strengthen your immune system and protect you from unknown diseases. 08:35.920 --> 08:37.800 I don't know what your problem is, 08:37.800 --> 08:39.890 but we found what looks like a town. 08:39.890 --> 08:42.350 That's extremely promising. 08:42.350 --> 08:44.100 Let's start by going there. 08:45.680 --> 08:47.520 Wait-- 08:47.520 --> 08:50.860 We chose a planet that's as close to Earth as possible, 08:50.860 --> 08:54.650 so the odds are good that you homo sapiens are running the place. 08:54.650 --> 08:56.740 I don't feel like walking. 08:56.740 --> 08:58.990 Let's have them send us a transport buggy or something. 08:58.990 --> 09:02.240 They said to use this if we needed something, right? 09:02.240 --> 09:05.540 Six, how many Evil Points do you have? 09:06.540 --> 09:09.290 About 300, I think. 09:09.290 --> 09:10.880 ...300? 09:10.880 --> 09:14.670 That's not enough for the two of us to conquer that fortress city. 09:14.670 --> 09:16.340 I won't allow it. 09:16.340 --> 09:20.890 Wait, we need to use Evil Points to get things sent to us? 09:20.890 --> 09:23.850 I spent a lot of time doing low-level evil stuff to earn those! 09:23.850 --> 09:25.810 How stupid are you? 09:25.810 --> 09:28.810 Evil Points aren't a bonus that you're happy to get. 09:28.810 --> 09:30.100 All of Kisaragi's employees 09:30.100 --> 09:33.900 were implanted with chips in their brain during the operations they got. 09:33.900 --> 09:36.280 The chips detect any evil acts they perform, 09:36.280 --> 09:38.700 and give an appropriate number of points depending on the action. 09:38.700 --> 09:40.450 You got Evil Points! 09:40.450 --> 09:43.370 Don't insult me, rust-heap! I know that! 09:43.370 --> 09:46.500 So what do you use your points for, then? 09:46.500 --> 09:49.370 You're supposed to trade them for 09:49.370 --> 09:52.540 higher-quality equipment to make yourself stronger. 09:52.540 --> 09:56.670 You probably trade them for porn mags that you call "necessary materials." 09:56.670 --> 09:59.260 But you'll never get promoted like that. 09:59.260 --> 10:01.430 Why are you talking like you've known me my whole life? 10:01.430 --> 10:04.430 And instead of being stingy, they should just send us the latest stuff! 10:04.430 --> 10:08.180 Then I, the great Agent Six, would be able to take down anyone... 10:10.770 --> 10:12.020 Liar! 10:12.020 --> 10:14.560 You said this was an Earth-like planet! 10:14.560 --> 10:17.690 These things don't exist on Earth! 10:24.780 --> 10:26.870 There's a lot of them. Don't miss. 10:26.870 --> 10:29.160 Hey, you're a robot, why are you using a human as a shield? 10:29.160 --> 10:32.290 I'm a high-spec android, and in order to be more realistic, 10:32.290 --> 10:35.540 I've been given the combat powers of a normal girl my age. 10:37.340 --> 10:39.630 You useless rust-heap! 10:44.930 --> 10:46.720 It's going to eat me! 10:46.720 --> 10:49.100 I can't believe it! It's as strong as me! 10:49.100 --> 10:54.440 Oh? It's as strong as an agent who's been given surgery and a combat suit, huh? 10:54.440 --> 10:56.440 The life forms on this planet are not to be underestimated. 10:56.440 --> 10:59.740 Hey, stop sitting there analyzing things and help me with a plan! 10:59.740 --> 11:04.110 I'm a rust-heap so I can't think of anything. Sorry, I'm useless, Agent Six! 11:04.110 --> 11:07.120 Help me! Please! 11:07.120 --> 11:10.580 I take back what I said about you being a rust-heap. 11:10.580 --> 11:14.460 Then use your Evil Points to give me a shotgun. 11:14.460 --> 11:15.750 Then I'll help you. 11:15.750 --> 11:17.670 Fine! Hurry up! 11:17.670 --> 11:18.630 "Shotgun" 11:18.750 --> 11:20.130 "Shotgun" 11:24.380 --> 11:26.260 Hell yes! 11:32.520 --> 11:34.520 "What are you doing there!" 11:36.610 --> 11:39.650 "Answer me! What are you doing in my country." 11:42.030 --> 11:43.280 "Answer me!" 11:42.030 --> 11:43.280 What do we do? 11:43.280 --> 11:44.450 "Why won't you speak!" 11:43.280 --> 11:44.450 What do we do? 11:44.450 --> 11:46.780 "Why won't you speak!" 11:44.450 --> 11:46.780 Wait. Let's hear her talk a little more. 11:46.780 --> 11:48.870 "What language is that? I've never seen that armor." 11:46.780 --> 11:48.870 But I don't understand a word she's saying... 11:48.870 --> 11:51.790 "What language is that? I've never seen that armor." 11:52.870 --> 11:55.040 And you don't have anything that looks like a weapon. 11:55.040 --> 11:56.830 --Who are you people? --Hey, Alice. 11:56.830 --> 11:59.170 I may have manifested a mysterious power... 11:59.170 --> 12:01.420 For some reason, I'm able to understand her. 12:01.420 --> 12:05.970 I'm already a total badass! What happens if I get even more powers? 12:05.970 --> 12:08.010 I don't know what you're talking about, 12:08.010 --> 12:09.930 but I'm sending my interpretation 12:09.930 --> 12:13.770 of her language to your brain via the chip implant. 12:13.770 --> 12:17.900 The chip can do things like that? Nobody told me! That's really scary! 12:17.900 --> 12:20.440 Anyway, leave it to me. 12:20.440 --> 12:22.900 I can explain, miss knight! 12:22.900 --> 12:25.070 Please, quell your anger. 12:25.950 --> 12:29.870 He was a man of high position in a far-away country. 12:29.870 --> 12:33.540 He led a unit of soldiers and fought to protect the people. 12:33.540 --> 12:35.000 But... 12:35.000 --> 12:37.830 When he saved me from a terrible, nasty brute, 12:37.830 --> 12:41.590 he was badly wounded and his mind and heart were broken. 12:41.590 --> 12:42.550 What? 12:42.550 --> 12:45.260 Hey, where'd that crazy backstory come from? 12:45.260 --> 12:48.720 Listen, Six. You're an idiot. You'd screw up any story I came up with. 12:48.720 --> 12:51.350 But with this backstory nobody will wonder 12:51.350 --> 12:51.930 about even the dumbest questions you ask. 12:51.930 --> 12:53.850 "What Japanese Sounds Like to Snow" 12:51.930 --> 12:53.850 about even the dumbest questions you ask. 12:53.850 --> 12:56.180 "What Japanese Sounds Like to Snow" 12:53.850 --> 12:56.180 What are you people saying? 12:56.180 --> 12:57.730 I'm sorry. 12:57.730 --> 13:01.440 He gets much calmer when I speak to him in his home language. 13:01.440 --> 13:04.440 So how'd you get this far without any luggage? 13:04.440 --> 13:09.160 He's on a journey to find himself, to heal his mind and soul! 13:09.160 --> 13:14.330 But we were attacked by beasts in the forest and lost all our things. 13:15.450 --> 13:19.040 I thought you were bandits or something with a bounty. But you're just travelers. 13:19.040 --> 13:23.630 I'm sorry for being harsh on you, but it's my job. 13:23.630 --> 13:29.550 Anyway, it's hard to believe you made it through the Darkwood. 13:29.550 --> 13:33.310 But I guess this explains it. You're quite strong. 13:34.640 --> 13:36.390 I'm Snow. 13:36.390 --> 13:39.690 The commander of this country's royal guard. 13:39.690 --> 13:43.020 If you don't have any money, I can introduce you to a job. 13:43.020 --> 13:45.480 Thank you, Snow! 13:45.480 --> 13:49.320 Of course. My country welcomes you. 13:49.320 --> 13:51.910 It must be fate that brought us together. 13:56.120 --> 13:58.120 "Bring Back Presents!" 13:58.750 --> 14:00.830 I am Snow, Princess Tillis's personal knight, 14:00.830 --> 14:03.290 and the commander of the royal guard! 14:03.290 --> 14:04.880 Open the gate! 14:09.680 --> 14:11.090 Thank you. 14:12.090 --> 14:15.180 Hey, Snow, what's that? 14:15.180 --> 14:17.850 It looks like a tank to me. 14:17.850 --> 14:19.140 A tank? 14:19.140 --> 14:21.900 You know what this artifact is? 14:21.900 --> 14:24.150 This is an ancient weapon 14:24.150 --> 14:27.860 that once protected our country from a huge demon beast. 14:27.860 --> 14:30.740 This requires investigation. 14:30.740 --> 14:35.410 We tried putting preservation magic on it, but a lot of it's rotted away. 14:35.410 --> 14:36.700 Magic? 14:36.700 --> 14:39.750 Yes. But I can't use it. 14:39.750 --> 14:42.500 Only a few have the talent for magic. 14:42.500 --> 14:44.000 The talent for magic... 14:44.000 --> 14:46.960 Explosion! 14:48.920 --> 14:53.010 This is what you meant by "crazy"? 14:53.010 --> 14:55.300 Just leave him. It's better that way. 14:57.560 --> 14:59.600 Welcome back, Snow. 14:59.600 --> 15:01.770 Good work on your mission. 15:01.770 --> 15:03.690 Who are these two? 15:03.690 --> 15:05.690 Combat Agent Six. 15:05.690 --> 15:09.690 High-Spec Pretty Girl Android, Alice Kisaragi. 15:09.690 --> 15:14.320 You sure you want to call yourself "high-spec" and "pretty girl"? 15:14.320 --> 15:16.780 And what the hell is "Combat Agent Six" supposed to be? 15:16.780 --> 15:18.200 What's your real name? 15:18.200 --> 15:20.370 Both of you, bow! 15:20.370 --> 15:23.210 You're in the presence of this nation's princess! 15:23.210 --> 15:25.630 Cristoseles Tillis Grace! 15:25.630 --> 15:26.460 Long name. 15:26.460 --> 15:27.840 How rude! 15:28.960 --> 15:30.550 Call me Tillis. 15:31.470 --> 15:32.840 --Lower your head! --Listen, Alice. This is a real pretty girl. 15:32.840 --> 15:34.800 --Listen, Alice. This is a real pretty girl. 15:34.800 --> 15:35.550 --Shut up! --Listen, Alice. This is a real pretty girl. 15:35.550 --> 15:37.510 I feel bad, so I'll tell you. 15:37.510 --> 15:39.140 --I'll kill you! --The princess laughed because you're a moron. 15:39.140 --> 15:40.350 --The princess laughed because you're a moron. 15:40.350 --> 15:41.810 I see. 15:41.810 --> 15:44.850 You're definitely not from this country. 15:44.850 --> 15:47.480 --Nobody who knew me would react like that. 15:47.480 --> 15:49.440 --I'll kill you! --Nobody who knew me would react like that. 15:49.440 --> 15:51.190 Right, Snow? 15:51.190 --> 15:52.900 I'm sorry! 15:52.900 --> 15:56.280 They came through the Darkwood. 15:56.280 --> 15:57.530 Oh, my! 15:57.530 --> 16:00.620 They slew a great number of Deadly Heggs. 16:00.620 --> 16:03.250 So they're strong fighters, at least. 16:03.250 --> 16:04.120 Yes. 16:04.120 --> 16:09.250 I've led tons of combat agents on deadly missions all over the world. 16:09.250 --> 16:12.050 Agent Six, this country is currently engaged in war with the demons, 16:12.050 --> 16:15.970 and we sorely lack for knights and commanders. 16:15.970 --> 16:17.140 Demons? 16:17.140 --> 16:21.390 The Demon Lord in the next kingdom over declared war on us without warning. 16:21.390 --> 16:24.350 That's a very sudden plot twist. What does he want? 16:24.350 --> 16:26.190 Land, probably. 16:26.190 --> 16:27.600 A huge demon beast called the 16:27.600 --> 16:32.400 Sand King turns more of their country to desert each year. 16:32.400 --> 16:37.160 Many demons are powerful fighters. We're losing the war. 16:37.160 --> 16:42.870 Agent Six, please help our country! 16:42.870 --> 16:47.790 I know you're foreigners, but can't you watch your mouth? 16:47.790 --> 16:50.540 What if she starts thinking poorly of me, too! 16:50.540 --> 16:52.750 Please forgive us, Snow! 16:52.750 --> 16:56.380 He may be like this, but he's a professional fighter! 16:56.380 --> 16:58.510 He'll fight hard for you! 16:58.510 --> 17:03.810 And since you brought us here, it'll make you look good! 17:03.810 --> 17:06.640 Oh? Was that the plan? 17:06.640 --> 17:09.560 All that stuff about "giving us a job" and how you'd help us out, 17:09.560 --> 17:14.820 but you were actually desperate for my strength and my sexy body! 17:14.820 --> 17:16.280 I don't need your body! 17:16.280 --> 17:17.820 I'll just come out and say it. 17:17.820 --> 17:23.160 I like recognition, money, and glory more than anything! 17:23.160 --> 17:24.700 Hey, Agent Six... 17:24.700 --> 17:28.210 You seem like you're the same way. 17:28.210 --> 17:30.500 I'm pretty high up on the org chart here. 17:30.500 --> 17:33.800 If somebody tries to pick on you new guys, 17:33.800 --> 17:36.920 I can use my position as royal guard commander to crush them. 17:36.920 --> 17:40.220 See? We've got common interests, right? 17:40.220 --> 17:42.510 I'm not like you, you two-faced woman! 17:42.510 --> 17:47.480 Do you really think you can talk that way to a royal guard commander? 17:47.480 --> 17:50.270 Snow, what is this? 17:50.270 --> 17:55.650 Oh, this is a legend-class artifact that can make rain fall. 17:55.650 --> 17:57.650 Every year when we need rain, 17:57.650 --> 18:00.280 a member of the royal family offers words of prayer to it, 18:00.280 --> 18:02.410 and makes the rain fall. 18:02.410 --> 18:05.160 But it's broken and doesn't work anymore. 18:05.160 --> 18:07.700 Right now we buy water from other countries. 18:07.700 --> 18:10.620 It's not that bad. I think I can fix it. 18:10.620 --> 18:12.130 Really? 18:12.130 --> 18:14.040 Can I open it up? 18:14.040 --> 18:15.300 Go ahead! 18:15.300 --> 18:18.630 --Why are you carrying something like that? --Even if it doesn't work, I'll take full responsibility. 18:18.630 --> 18:20.010 Well? Can you fix it? 18:20.010 --> 18:21.970 Yeah, I think so. 18:21.970 --> 18:24.850 Okay! I'll go tell everybody! 18:27.770 --> 18:29.940 Hey, Alice! Six! 18:29.940 --> 18:32.060 We all share the glory, right? 18:32.060 --> 18:34.310 Please! 18:35.440 --> 18:39.190 Share? She didn't do a thing. 18:40.700 --> 18:43.490 Nor did you, actually. 18:43.490 --> 18:45.530 Okay, that should do it. 18:45.530 --> 18:48.620 Now we just need to reboot it. 18:51.750 --> 18:54.290 Initiating reboot. 18:54.290 --> 18:57.420 A password reset is required. 18:57.420 --> 18:59.420 The password... 18:59.420 --> 19:01.760 Reboot complete. 19:01.760 --> 19:04.340 Reset the password. 19:04.340 --> 19:06.760 Dick Festival! 19:08.270 --> 19:10.980 Password set to "Dick Festival." 19:10.980 --> 19:13.190 What did you just do? 19:13.190 --> 19:14.610 Listen, Alice. 19:14.610 --> 19:18.030 The royal family has to say this in front of the whole country, right? 19:19.820 --> 19:21.110 Di... 19:24.360 --> 19:27.780 Dick... 19:27.780 --> 19:30.540 Every time it happens, I get to see her be embarrassed, 19:30.540 --> 19:33.710 and win lots of Evil Points! 19:33.710 --> 19:38.090 Listen, Tillis isn't the only member of the royal family. 19:38.090 --> 19:40.590 Dick Festival! 19:40.590 --> 19:43.630 You're going to see a king, a grown man, 19:43.630 --> 19:47.720 shout a password that sounds like a 7-year-old came up with it. 19:47.720 --> 19:52.640 What should I do? I feel like I just made a big mistake. 19:55.270 --> 19:58.940 Agent Six, what mistake would that be? 19:58.940 --> 20:01.740 You earned Evil Points! 20:04.360 --> 20:08.080 Whisper, whisper, whisper. 20:08.080 --> 20:09.160 How terribly indecent... 20:09.160 --> 20:13.290 Alice, that guy's got a beard that would make Santa jealous. 20:13.290 --> 20:15.370 If I asked to touch it would he get mad? 20:15.370 --> 20:17.710 Quiet! You're in the presence of the king! 20:17.710 --> 20:23.260 Agent Six. I fail to understand why you would do something so stupid. 20:23.260 --> 20:28.850 But I will forgive you because you repaired the artifact. 20:28.850 --> 20:29.810 --Now, begone from my sight-- 20:29.810 --> 20:32.390 --Wait, Father. --Now, begone from my sight-- 20:32.390 --> 20:36.730 I'd like to hire him personally. 20:36.730 --> 20:37.900 But... 20:37.900 --> 20:42.690 Princess Tillis, it's dangerous to trust someone we know nothing about! 20:42.690 --> 20:47.410 We can't afford to lose their strength or wisdom. 20:47.410 --> 20:50.120 Father, is it all right? 20:50.120 --> 20:51.830 Is that a good idea? 20:51.830 --> 20:55.660 If you say it is, Tillis, I'm sure it is. 20:55.660 --> 21:01.210 Agent Six, it looks like that princess is the one actually running the country. 21:01.210 --> 21:03.880 The king feels like a loser with daughter issues. 21:03.880 --> 21:07.380 I see. So we suck up to Tillis. Leave it to me. 21:07.380 --> 21:08.260 Shut up! 21:08.260 --> 21:12.010 Now that I have my father's permission, 21:12.010 --> 21:15.890 you'll be working for me, Agent Six. 21:15.890 --> 21:18.810 Well, I can't turn down a request from a princess! 21:18.810 --> 21:22.520 I-I'm not helping you because you're a pretty girl, right? 21:22.520 --> 21:24.860 You're a bad actor and that was creepy as hell. 21:26.070 --> 21:28.490 Tillis, please reconsider! 21:28.490 --> 21:33.740 After what they did to that artifact, I think they might be spies! 21:33.740 --> 21:37.410 Which means you're the traitor that let a spy into the country? 21:37.410 --> 21:39.790 Me? A traitor? 21:39.790 --> 21:45.050 Everybody knows that there's nobody as loyal to Princess Tillis as me! 21:45.050 --> 21:49.430 I'll strike you down right here with my sword, the burning blade Flame Zapper! 21:49.430 --> 21:53.140 I got a job working for the princess. 21:53.140 --> 21:55.930 Is it okay for you to kill me? 21:55.930 --> 22:01.190 You have something else you have to do, right? 22:01.190 --> 22:04.480 Something else? 22:04.480 --> 22:06.400 "I'll take full responsibility." 22:06.400 --> 22:07.990 That's what you said, right? 22:07.990 --> 22:09.910 Which means... 22:23.670 --> 22:29.760 As of today, Combat Agent Six is now an honorable knight of the kingdom of Grace. 22:29.760 --> 22:32.340 You'll lead one of our interceptor groups. 22:32.340 --> 22:36.060 What, I'm not guarding the princess? 22:36.060 --> 22:38.100 That was my superior's decision. 22:38.100 --> 22:42.230 And I'm going to serve as your unit's executive officer, 22:42.230 --> 22:44.440 and your personal assistant. 22:44.440 --> 22:49.110 But I don't think of you as my leader and don't trust you at all. 22:49.110 --> 22:53.120 If you're planning something, you'd better give it up now! 22:53.120 --> 22:55.530 Aren't you embarrassed, yelling at me 22:55.530 --> 22:57.790 just because you were made to take responsibility and then demoted? 22:57.790 --> 22:58.660 Eww! 22:58.660 --> 23:01.210 --Eww! --I wasn't demoted! 23:01.210 --> 23:05.380 That's right! You're suspicious and my job is to watch you! 23:05.380 --> 23:09.260 I'm sure you're the only one who thinks that. 23:09.260 --> 23:14.680 Of course. That "artifact" thing was a national treasure, right? 23:14.680 --> 23:17.760 Normally, the penalty would be death. 23:17.760 --> 23:22.640 It's pathetic how you have to keep lying to yourself. 23:22.640 --> 23:23.690 Alice? 23:23.690 --> 23:26.730 Why are you talking to me like that? 23:26.730 --> 23:31.740 Because you've been mouthing off to your superior, Agent Six. 23:31.740 --> 23:35.240 You failure! Miser! 23:35.240 --> 23:39.370 Y-You two! 23:52.220 --> 23:54.840 "Conference In Progress" 23:52.220 --> 23:54.840 I'm so jealous of Agent Six. 23:54.840 --> 23:59.560 I should've loaded the dice so my number would come up. 23:59.560 --> 24:03.770 A one or two was Astaroth. Three or four was me. 24:03.770 --> 24:05.020 Five was Lilith. 24:05.020 --> 24:08.190 And six was Agent Six! 24:08.190 --> 24:11.780 We had to give the job to somebody we could trust... 24:11.780 --> 24:13.700 But we still picked who went with a dice roll. 24:13.700 --> 24:16.160 Somebody didn't like it at all when Six's number came up. 24:16.160 --> 24:18.080 "Next time: 'Annihilate Your Business Rivals! Look forward to it!'" 24:16.160 --> 24:18.080 It's an important mission! 24:18.080 --> 24:20.240 "Next time: 'Annihilate Your Business Rivals! Look forward to it!'" 24:18.080 --> 24:20.240 Agent Six is the least powerful of us. 24:20.240 --> 24:22.450 "Next time: 'Annihilate Your Business Rivals! Look forward to it!'" 24:20.240 --> 24:22.450 It's natural to be worried, right? 24:22.450 --> 24:27.790 But if he succeeds he gets promoted to Supreme Leader, right? 24:27.790 --> 24:30.960 Maybe the four of us can form an Elite Four! 24:30.960 --> 24:32.050 Yeah. 24:32.050 --> 24:34.880 I hope Agent Six works hard. 24:34.880 --> 24:36.050 And... 24:36.050 --> 24:38.890 ...I hope he reports in soon.