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Wow, there really are trees growing
in the middle of the desert.

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With all these nuts, we can solve the
water shortage and make everybody love us!

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The Princess will give me my job back!

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Are these tiny nuts
really filled with lots of water?

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Yup. They're compressed
with magic, supposedly.

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Magic again.

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Every time I hear about
that fake occult crap,

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it makes me feel like my entire existence
is being denied, and it pisses me off.

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You still don't believe
in magic, little girl?

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Nonbelievers will be punished!

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I smell something yummy,

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like a combination of
powerful magic and giant meat!

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Stop it.

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Whenever you say something
like that, bad stuff--

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An earthquake?

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Behold! Lord Zenarith's punishment!

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Come on, say, "I'm so sorry,
big sis Grimm!"

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Hey, Alice.

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I have a really bad feeling...

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Everyone, in the buggy now.

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We're running away!

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The Sand King?

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I've never seen it before!
It's really big, huh?

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Which means these nuts are...

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Part of his body?

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So they're organs that store water for it?

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Is it okay to take them?

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Hey, Alice, I'm done with this planet.

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I want to go home!

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Live a little, partner.

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This planet is fascinating,
don't you think?

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What do we do? It'll catch up!

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Alice, can't you go faster?

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Wait, Six. I'll give the signal.
When I do, everyone jump.

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Really?

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What about the water nuts--

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Jump.

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The water nuts...

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I kept one.

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That's not enough!

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The mission's a failure, huh?

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More importantly... How do we get back?

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"Episode 9:
'Carnivorous Female Chimera!'"

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"Crossing the Desert - First Day"

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The burning sun shows us no mercy.

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To return to Grace, we had no choice
but to cross the Tezan desert on foot.

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It's so hot!

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Shut up. Hearing somebody talk
about it just makes it hotter.

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Just looking at you makes me feel hot!
Take that black armor off!

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It's got a temperature
adjusting function in it.

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That's not fair!

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Give me the top half, at least!

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It's made to fit my body!

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If you're really that hot, get naked.

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Guys, if you don't stop fighting,
you'll get hungry.

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Also, Grimm only lasted a day after this.

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Hey Six, I'm using our last
points to summon a tent.

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Without a way to get out of the sun,
you're all dead.

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Yeah.

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We have this for water...

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Commander, I want some food.

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That's our big issue...

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I guess we'll just have to eat
any demon beasts we run into.

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It's our only way to survive.

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We have to do what it takes.

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We eat the next thing we meet. Got it?

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Okay!

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No, no, no! No way!

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I can't eat orc!

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It was your idea!

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Don't be a picky eater!

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That's right. Don't be a wimp.

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Rose, open his mouth.

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I'll jam it down his throat!

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Alice, help!

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They're trying to make me
abandon my humanity!

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Don't worry.

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I examined its nutrients and
there's no poison. It's fine.

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I can't eat a sentient being!

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Here, I'll feed you myself.

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Say, "aah!"

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Not the balls!

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Anything but the balls!

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Six, we've got big problems here.

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So I need your help.

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What's up?

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Yank down Snow's panties.

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What are you talking about?

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Alice, get a hold of yourself!

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You were my one hope.

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Okay, partner. I'll grant your wish.

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Don't!

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Has the heat broke your brain?

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That's right! Stop messing around!

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Did you forget?

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I get points for being evil.

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And with enough points,
I can buy a buggy or food for you.

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How did I not realize sooner?

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You look hot. Let me
take off your clothes.

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Die!

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Stop! We're all too
close together in here!

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Let's save that for when
we're really desperate!

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I think we're pretty desperate right now.

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And I've already played with her tits
and pulled down her panties, anyway!

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Shut up! Shut up!

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Why is it always me, anyway?

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You take a turn, Rose!

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I don't care which. Let me take your
panties off or feel you up or whatever.

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No!

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Hey, Six.

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You earned evil points!

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Six, you...

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That's too much, even for me.

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C-Commander, you're human scum.

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N-No, it was Alice's idea!

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"Crossing the Desert - Day 4"

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"Crossing the Desert - Day 4"

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It's our fourth day in the desert,
and there's no sign of any towns.

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"Crossing the Desert - Day 4"

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The heat's too much during the day,

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so we only move at night.

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Which means we find no demon beasts,

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but we've run out of food...

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I'm not getting any more points from doing
evil things to an unconscious person.

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"Crossing the Desert - Day 6"

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I think I could eat an orc right now.

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I tried going into negative points,
but it didn't work.

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It did last time... I blame Astaroth.

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When I get back, I'll use her
to get a ton of points...

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So I swear to myself.

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Rose's acting odd.

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I think she wants to say something to me.

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"Preservative"

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She's looking at the unmoving Grimm.

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She's the last shred of
conscience our unit has.

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She's probably worried about her friend.

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Man, I'm so hungry...

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"Crossing the Desert - Day 7"

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"Crossing the Desert - Day 7"

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I'm so hungry...

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"Crossing the Desert - Day 7"

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I want an ice-cold beer...

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And 5 minutes of privacy.

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That's strange...

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I'm not getting any points...

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Are you... enjoying it?

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I mean, if it's not being treated as evil,

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that means you're happy about me
lifting up your skirt...

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After that, we almost killed each other.

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Rose's stopped intervening, lately.

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Actually...

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...she's been looking at us like she's
hoping for something to happen.

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Those eyes...

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I've seen them somewhere.

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That's right!

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Those are the eyes of
the sexually aggressive

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spider-woman mutant
when she looks at me!

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When people are placed
into extreme situations,

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they say their survival instincts are
stimulated and they try to breed...

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Sexual desire!

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I see...

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Rose looks like that 'cause she's horny.

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Don't worry! I am, too!

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There's only one tent and no privacy.
As a man, it's hard!

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Grimm and Snow are one thing, but...

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Is it okay to cross the line with
a pure, innocent child like her?

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No!

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Doing anything with Rose
would violate the agent's code,

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and our sexual harassment policy!

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Which means...

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...I have to do it with her?

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Do something more than flip up her skirt?

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This is an emergency...

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I'm stripping you naked!

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Very well. I'm at my limits, too.

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Bring it!

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Listen, Snow.

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Just stay still for a minute

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and you can have a full belly
and a smile on your face.

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And I'll have a smile on my face
for a lot of reasons.

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I think it's a good deal for both of us.

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These are dire straits.

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I know you're trying to trick me.

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But...

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You don't want to die, right?

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You want a full belly, right?

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I do!

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I'm not talking to you right now.

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How about it, Snow? Act now,
and I'll throw in a rare item.

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Sell it if you want.

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You can pay off your loan on your sword...

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What's your problem?

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You were all over that Engel guy.

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I was blinded by his riches!

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And I could get him
to take responsibility...

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But this guy...

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I don't like the phrase
"take responsibility."

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I'm trying to persuade her, shithead.

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Then I can't let you...

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Seriously?

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Carrying Grimm's bad enough.
If she goes down on us, too...

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Six, this is your chance.

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Go for it while she's still awake...

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I really can't...

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Wimp.

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That's why you never get promoted.

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But forcing myself on a girl
who's too weak to move

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is a line that shouldn't be crossed!

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Um, Commander...

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I can't control myself!

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Rose?

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I was watching you, and...

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Is it okay?

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Wait. You're too young...

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Snow's the fanservice girl, and I don't
feel bad when I do things to her...

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But I can't control myself...

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Okay... if you insist.

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I'm sorry for making you
embarrass yourself.

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It was so sudden.
I didn't know how to react.

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No, I...

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I understand it's a line
that shouldn't be crossed.

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Right. We're part of the same unit.

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If we cross this line, it may
interfere with future missions.

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But this is an emergency.

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Hnnf.

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And nobody's watching.

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That's right. Just do
what your instincts tell you.

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It's normal.

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Instincts...

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This is an emergency. It's normal.

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That's right.

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Humans have needs!

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Yes!

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We have to do what we have to do!

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I'm surprised, though...

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You're a lot more aggressive
than I thought.

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Do you not like carnivores?

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No, I love them.

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But I can't make it easy.

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If it's consensual,
I don't get any evil points!

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The laws of nature, right?

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That makes me feel less guilty!

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Guilty?

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Make sure you resist
with all your might, okay?

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What? You're forcing yourself on me?

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I mean, I'm okay with that...

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Actually, I love that...

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I always wanted to do it
with you with all my might!

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No holding back!

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No holding back? I was gonna be gentle...

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But if you insist.

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I'm sorry, I can't control myself...

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Wait, at least let me
wipe myself down with a towel.

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It's just good manners...

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You're fine as you are.

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I've always thought
you had a good smell...

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A good smell?
You're really aggressive today.

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It's a little weird, but if that's
your thing, then...

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Yes, I'll make it as painless as possible.

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O-Okay...

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There's no backing out now...

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Hey, I was wondering...

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Give us some privacy!

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What are you two about to do?

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She's going to force herself
on me! Devour me!

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That's right!
I'm going to eat the Commander!

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I think you're both talking
about very different things.

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I'm about to do something
naughty with Rose, right?

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I'm about to get in a fight
with the Commander, right?

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A fight? That's a pretty specific fetish.

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The loser gets eaten in accordance
with the rules of nature, right?

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Eat in like, a sexy way.

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In a food way.

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Hell no! That's not funny!

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What?

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You said it was a human need and
so I didn't need to be ashamed of it!

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I said that! I did, but...

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It's an emergency!
There's no time to waste!

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I said that, but I
didn't mean it like that!

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I was happy when you said
you liked carnivorous girls...

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Words are hard things, huh?

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Is this what they call a culture clash?

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You smell so good, Commander!

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Those are the same words you just said,

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but now my heart won't stop pounding
for a different reason!

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My grandpa told me that

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when people fall in love, they want
to become one with their partner!

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That's true, but not in the way you think!

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Okay, you two crazy kids have fun.

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Fine, if that's what you want!

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Come on! I'll defeat you!

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Okay!

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This battle was destined
before we were born.

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I am Rose, combat chimera in service
to the Kingdom of Grace!

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Here I come!

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I am Combat Agent Six,
of the Kisaragi Corporation!

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I'll get my points from you!

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Well, that'll probably
get us enough points.

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You earned many evil points!

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I want to go back to Earth.

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You had a lot of fun yesterday.

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I did not!

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We didn't go all the way.

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Risking my life for some
naughty stuff just isn't worth it.

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I missed meat so much...

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Combat chimeras are scary things.

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I was serious and could
still barely beat her.

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That's interesting.

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Sounds like we really need to
investigate this planet's ruins.

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There it is.

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Our mission failed, though.

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Our mission, huh?

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I forgot all about it.

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Toris and the demons are working together.
They'll attack soon.

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I see. So you want my help.

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I ain't cheap.

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Did you forget that this is your fault?

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That was a long time ago. I forget.

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Wow, Six. It was about a week ago.

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You're going to take responsibility
for failing to acquire the water nuts.

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I don't like the phrase
"take responsibility."

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You really are a shithead.

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Without enough water,
we can't sustain a long battle.

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So I have a mission for you.

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This is the map

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of the ruins I was planning to give you
as a reward for your last mission.

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It appears that two of the demon
leaders are investigating them.

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Heine and Russell?

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They mentioned using an ancient weapon
to defeat the Sand King, right?

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So I'd like you to stop them
from getting it.

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I just need to smash it, right?

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No, wait.

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If we're going after the weapon...

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...let's steal it.

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I want some tea... warm tea...

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Me, too... and food...

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Get it yourselves...

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We defeated the heroes, but...

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I'm tired.

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Six... tea...

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"Episode 10:
'Kisaragi Leaders Will Be Livestreamed'
Look forward to it!"

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Even after he spent a month
fighting in the Sahara,

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Six still would run errands for us...

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You were making him do that?

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You were going to make us do that?

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Six is actually a good guy...

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What's his report say?

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Is he doing well?

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I'm too tired to read...

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That's bad.

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For now, let's rest.

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Agreed.

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But don't forget... when we wake up,
we're having that party...