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<b><i>She gave me a truly precious gift.</i></b>

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<b><i>I can go out. My days as a recluse are over.</i></b>

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<b><i>This is where my life kicks off.</i></b>

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<b><i>I can finally get going.</i></b>

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<b>Okay!</b>

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<b>Hey!</b>

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<b>Honestly!</b>

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<b>Father, Mother.</b>

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<b>May I go play outside?</b>

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<b>Outside? S-Sure. Of course.</b>

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<b>Dear! Rudy is going out on his own!</b>

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<b>And I used to worry he might be sickly. Time really flies.</b>

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<b>Yes, it truly does.</b>

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<b>Were you worried about that?</b>

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<b>Well, you never cried at all.</b>

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<b>Really? I'm growing into a healthy, charming son.</b>

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<b>It's actually the ways you don't act like a kid that worry me.</b>

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<b>You don't want your eldest son to be levelheaded?</b>

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<b>No, I've got no complaints, but...</b>

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<b>Feel free to command me to become more worthy of the Greyrat legacy.</b>

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<b>Hah! If that's what you want, bring home a girlfriend or two.</b>

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<b>Understood.</b>

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<b>I'll look for a woman who can measure up to Mother.</b>

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<b>My!</b>

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<b>Oh, and be kind to people.</b>

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<b>A man's strength isn't for pushing people around.</b>

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<b>I know, Father.</b>

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<b>A man's strength is for showing off to girls, right?</b>

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<b>Right.</b>

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<b>Oh, no! That's not right.</b>

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<b>I'm kidding.</b>

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<b>It's for protecting the weak, right?</b>

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<b>Y-Yeah, that's right.</b>

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<b>Well then, I'm going!</b>

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<b>Take care!</b>

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<b>He's grown into a good boy.</b>

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<b>I'd like a chance to act more like a dad sometimes.</b>

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<b>Hello!</b>

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<b>Hello!</b>

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<b><i>I'm fine now. The outside doesn't scare me.</i></b>

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<b><i>I have Roxy to thank for that.</i></b>

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<b><i>I'll take good care of her holy relic.</i></b>

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<b>Get out of the village, demon!</b>

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<b>Go back to the Demon Continent!</b>

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<b>Go away!</b>

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<b>Yeah!</b>

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<b>Get lost, demon!</b>

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<b>Get lost!</b>

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<b><i>Whoa, not good. This is bullying.</i></b>

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<b>Stop it!</b>

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<b>What the hell?</b>

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<b>Bullying someone three-against-one?</b>

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<b>You're the worst!</b>

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<b>Where the hell are you looking?</b>

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<b>The knight's kid, huh? Butt out!</b>

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<b><i>They can't hurt me if they can't hit me.{It doesn't matter if they don't hit me.}</i></b>

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<b>Where's he getting all this water from?!</b>

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<b>This is lame.</b>

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<b>Let's go.</b>

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<b>Are you okay?</b>

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<b>Wow.{an English "wow"?}</b>

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<b><i>This is a surprise.</i></b>

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<b><i>He's shockingly handsome.</i></b>

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<b><i>I bet he'd make the heart of a shota-inclined lady skip a beat.{This show is basically set to MAX on the weeby scale, so I'm not really going to be "correcting" lines like this.}</i></b>

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<b>Y-Yeah, I'm fine.</b>

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<b>Lean forward a bit.</b>

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<b>Huh? What?</b>

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<b><i>I guess he doesn't really question what people tell him to do.</i></b>

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<b><i>I bet he'd make a shotacon dude's heart throb, too.</i></b>

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<b>Hold up!</b>

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<b>Close your eyes.</b>

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<b>Wash your clothes at home, okay?</b>

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<b>There. All good.</b>

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<b>Th-Thank you...</b>

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<b><i>Never go near anyone with emerald-green hair and what looks like a red gem on their forehead!</i></b>

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<b><i>His forehead... is perfectly normal.</i></b>

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<b><i>Okay, safe.</i></b>

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<b><i>He's not a dangerous Superd.</i></b>

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<b><i>Wait, those ears...</i></b>

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<b>You know, kids like that won't stop unless you fight back.</b>

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<b>Y-You don't mind... how I look?</b>

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<b>My master was a demon.</b>

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<b>Are you one, too?</b>

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<b>I don't know.</b>

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<b>My dad says no.</b>

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<b><i>He doesn't know, huh? I guess he wouldn't at his age.</i></b>

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<b>My dad is a half elf.{Dunno if the "half" part should be emphasized. If not, "My dad is a half elf."}</b>

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<b><i>Oh! I knew it!</i></b>

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<b><i>This world has elves, too.</i></b>

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<b>But my hair color's different from my dad and mom's.</b>

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<b>Huh? Wh-What?</b>

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<b>There, there.</b>

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<b><i>It sounds like his family situation's complicated.</i></b>

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<b><i>Still, he gets mud thrown at him just for his hair color?</i></b>

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<b><i>Just the idea almost makes me piss myself.{???}</i></b>

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<b>Umm...</b>

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<b>Why did you help me?</b>

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<b>My father says to be a friend to the weak.</b>

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<b>But they might shun you or something.</b>

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<b>If that happens, you can play with me.</b>

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<b>Huh?</b>

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<b>Starting today, we're friends.</b>

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<b>Oh, are you busy with chores or something?</b>

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<b>N-No!</b>

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<b><i>Lucky.</i></b>

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<b><i>With his looks, girls will be all over him someday.</i></b>

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<b><i>A few might even come my way if I stick with him.</i></b>

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<b>Come to think of it, I didn't ask your name.</b>

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<b>I'm Rudeus.</b>

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<b>And you?</b>

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<b>Sylph—{the point is that this feeds into the gender confusion. full name sylphette.}</b>

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<b>Sylph?</b>

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<b>That's a nice name. Like a wind spirit.</b>

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<b>Yeah.</b>

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<b>Yahoo!</b>

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<b>What should we play?</b>

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<b>I don't know. I've never played with a friend.</b>

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<b><i>He must never have had any. Poor guy.</i></b>

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<b><i>Of course, neither have I.</i></b>

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<b>Teach me that thing from before.</b>

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<b>What?</b>

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<b>Where you wave your hand and a splash of warm water or a gust of warm wind shoots out.</b>

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<b>Oh, that.</b>

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<b>Can I do it, too?</b>

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<b>You can if you learn the incantations.</b>

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<b>I think.</b>

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<b>"Incantations"?</b>

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<b>Are you interested?</b>

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<b>Okay! I've got time, anyway. Let's practice!</b>

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<b>I'm home.</b>

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<b>Father?</b>

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<b>Do you know why I'm upset?</b>

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<b><i>Why?</i></b>

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<b><i>Is it about Roxy's panties—I mean, holy relic?</i></b>

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<b>N-No, I don't.</b>

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<b>I heard you punched little Somal.</b>

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<b><i>It's not that this time.</i></b>

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<b><i>Wait, what?</i></b>

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<b>You mean today?</b>

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<b>That's right.</b>

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<b><i>Oh, I see.</i></b>

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<b><i>Must be the brat who was bullying Sylph.</i></b>

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<b>I don't know what you heard, Father, but—</b>

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<b>No!</b>

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<b>When you do something bad, you say, "Sorry"!</b>

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<b>I was walking when I heard voices—</b>

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<b>No excuses!</b>

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<b><i>Sounds like he won't even listen to my side of it after that lie.</i></b>

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<b>What's that look for?</b>

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<b><i>I could just apologize for now,</i></b>

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<b><i>but I don't think that would be best for Paul.</i></b>

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<b>Well? Why aren't you saying anything?</b>

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<b>Because you'll yell not to make excuses if I do.</b>

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<b>What?</b>

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<b>Shout and make your kid apologize before he says anything?</b>

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<b>Everything is so quick and easy with adults. Must be nice.{### "Adults always go for the easiest way" or something more like that, maybe?}{I think this line is just a more sarcastic way of getting to the same idea.}</b>

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<b>Rudy!</b>

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<b>Father,</b>

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<b>until now, I've done my best to be a good child.</b>

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<b>That's beside the point.</b>

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<b>No, it isn't.</b>

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<b>I've worked hard to earn your trust.</b>

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<b>You shouted at me and hit me without giving me any chance to explain myself.</b>

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<b>But little Somal was definitely hurt, and—</b>

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<b>Even if his injury were my fault, I wouldn't apologize.</b>

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<b>Hang on, what happened?</b>

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<b>Didn't you say "no excuses"?</b>

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<b>Rest assured, Father.</b>

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<b>Next time I see three kids gang up to bully one helpless kid, I'll ignore it.</b>

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<b>In fact, I'll join in and make it four against one.</b>

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<b>I'll let everyone know that that's the Greyrat family way.</b>

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<b>Then, once I grow up, I'll leave and never call myself Greyrat again.</b>

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<b>I'd be ashamed to be from a family like that.</b>

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<b><i>You'd better call it quits, Paul.</i></b>

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<b><i>I didn't spend 20 years talking my way through unwinnable arguments for nothing.</i></b>

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<b><i>And I'm completely in the right this time.</i></b>

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<b><i>You haven't got a chance.</i></b>

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<b>Sorry.</b>

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<b>I was wrong.</b>

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<b>Tell me.</b>

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<b>I'm home!</b>

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<b>Welcome back, Rudy.</b>

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<b>Did you have fun today?</b>

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<b>I made a new friend today.</b>

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<b>My! How nice.</b>

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<b>Can I invite them here sometime?</b>

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<b><i>How'd it end up this way?</i></b>

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<b>Of course!{I'm not sure if i'm hearing this correctly}</b>

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<b>Your son hit my boy!</b>

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<b><i>Somal did have a bruise from a punch.</i></b>

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<b>Look at this bruise!</b>

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<b><i>Rudeus always acts so grown-up.</i></b>

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<b>His eye's swollen!</b>

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<b><i>I was almost relieved he'd done something childish.</i></b>

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<b>What if it leaves lasting damage?!</b>

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<b>Hey! Are you listening to me?</b>

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<b><i>However, Rudeus is a saint-class water mage at his age.</i></b>

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<b>Aren't you going to apologize?!</b>

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<b>I humbly apologize on behalf of my son.</b>

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<b><i>I figured I had to be a little extra hard on him.</i></b>

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<b><i>How'd it end up this way?</i></b>

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<b>Who am I to say, "a man's strength is for protecting the weak"?</b>

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<b>What's wrong? You look gloomy.</b>

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<b>Oh,</b>

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<b>I had a little fight with Rudy.</b>

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<b>That's unusual.</b>

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<b>If I'd told him to get out of the house,
he probably would have left for good.</b>

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<b>Just like that.</b>

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<b>Like you did?</b>

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<b><i>I never got to apologize to him,</i></b>

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<b><i>but I wonder if my old man felt like this.</i></b>

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<b><i>It's summer again.</i></b>

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<b><i>Those brats never learned their lesson and kept coming after me,</i></b>

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<b><i>but I fought them off.</i></b>

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<b><i>And every time, that mother comes to complain.</i></b>

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<b><i>I think she's more interested in Paul than in her son.</i></b>

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<b><i>She's using the kid as an excuse to come see him.</i></b>

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<b><i>Ridiculous.</i></b>

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<b>Man, it's hot! Way too hot!</b>

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<b>Sorry. Did I make you wait?</b>

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<b>Nope! I just got here.</b>

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<b><i>The classic lie.{As if.}{well, this is basically a localization, and I might be misunderstanding things completely.}{### I like this}</i></b>

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<b>I did it!</b>

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<b><i>Sylph's mana has grown a lot in the past six months.</i></b>

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<b><i>I guess my hypothesis was right.</i></b>

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<b>You've gotten a lot better.</b>

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<b><i>At this point, I've got very little belief in the idea that one's mana is limited.</i></b>

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<b>Let's keep going!</b>

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<b>Okay, okay. What should we do?</b>

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<b>Let's do the one you did before,
where you poured out warm water{made a warm breeze}!{bruh}</b>

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<b>Oh, that.</b>

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<b>For that one, you apply water and fire like this.</b>

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<b>Why do you never say it out loud, Rudy?</b>

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<b>Oh, you mean my no-incantation casting?{should this flow better?}</b>

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<b>I think that might be hard for you.</b>

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<b>Teach me to do it.</b>

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<b>Let me see...</b>

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<b>Okay.</b>

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<b>You know how, when you say a spell,</b>

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<b>you feel mana gathering in your fingertips?</b>

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<b>Yeah.</b>

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<b>Imagine casting the spell. Don't say anything, and squeeze it out your fingertips.</b>

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<b>Try doing it like that.</b>

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<b>Start with an easy one.</b>

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<b>'Kay!</b>

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<b><i>It's hard to teach something you do by feel.</i></b>

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<b><i>Incantation-less casting was something even Roxy couldn't do. Maybe it really is special.</i></b>

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<b><i>Actually, I hope it is.</i></b>

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<b><i>I got reincarnated in another world.</i></b>

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<b><i>Is a convenient{not sure about this word} skill or two too much to ask—</i></b>

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<b>I did it!</b>

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<b>I did it, Rudy!</b>

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<b>I did it! I did it!</b>

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<b>Sylph!</b>

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<b>I did it! I did it!</b>

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<b>Sylph! Wait up!</b>

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<b>Sylph!</b>

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<b><i>He's gorgeous.</i></b>

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<b><i>Even as a man, I can feel that.</i></b>

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<b><i>Damn. I'm so jealous.</i></b>

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<b><i>Now I think about it, the old me had a childhood friend who was a girl.</i></b>

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<b><i>I hear she got married a while ago.</i></b>

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<b><i>What a wasted opportunity.</i></b>

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<b><i>Current me can rub three out to just the words "childhood friend."{i think in the novels he was making reference to search terms on porn sites, is he doing so here? also, is he rubbing ones out nowadays, or is he talking about his pre-incarnation form? he's 6.}</i></b>

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<b>Hurry up, Sylph!</b>

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<b>I'm home.</b>

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<b>Welcome home, Young Master.</b>

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<b>And... Young Master's friend.</b>

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<b>Hello.</b>

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<b>The bath is ready for you.</b>

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<b>Thank you very much.</b>

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<b>Sylph, over here.</b>

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<b>Okay.</b>

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<b>All right.</b>

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<b>What's wrong?</b>

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<b>You'll get cold if you don't hurry up.</b>

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<b>O-Okay.</b>

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<b>Come on, raise your hands.</b>

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<b>O-Okay.</b>

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<b>Come on. You're old enough to do this yourself.</b>

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<b>What are you embarrassed for?
Take off your pants, too.</b>

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<b>N-No.</b>

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<b>Come on, hurry up. You'll catch a cold.</b>

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<b>No, stop!</b>

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<b><i>I know how you feel, Sylph.</i></b>

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<b><i>In my old life, I had a dick that people would laugh at, too.</i></b>

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<b>I won't laugh at you.</b>

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<b>That's not...</b>

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<b>N-No!</b>

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<b><i>D-Does it really look that weird?</i></b>

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<b><i>What gives? It's not fair if I'm the only one naked.</i></b>

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<b>All right, fine.</b>

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<b>But you have to change your clothes later.</b>

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<b>Okay.</b>

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<b><i>Or so I say!</i></b>

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<b>Got you!</b>

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<b><i>The thing I witnessed in that instant</i></b>

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<b><i>was not the pure short sword I've grown used to.</i></b>

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<b><i>Of course, it wasn't a dark blade covered in sinister designs either.</i></b>

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<b><i>What should have been there... well, </i>wasn't<i>,</i></b>

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<b>What's wrong?!</b>

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<b><i>and what </i>was <i>there stunned me.</i></b>

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<b><i>In my old life, I fantasized about it through my monitor</i></b>

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<b>while introducing my black-lust white-cannon to a kleenex.</b>

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<b>Rudy, what are you doing?</b>

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<b><i>There it was.</i></b>

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<b><i>He... was a she.</i></b>

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<b>Why would you do something like that?</b>

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<b>I'm sorry.</b>

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<b><i>I won't fly off the handle.</i></b>

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<b><i>I won't make that mistake again.</i></b>

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<b>Tell me why you did it.</b>

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<b>We were all wet, so I thought she'd catch a cold.</b>

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<b>But she said "no," didn't she?</b>

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<b>Yes. I'm sorry.</b>

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<b>Well, you might be getting interested in that stuff at your age,</b>

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<b>but never force anyone.</b>

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<b>Yes. I'm sorry.</b>

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<b>I'll never do it again.</b>

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<b>Apologize to Sylphiette, not me. Understand?</b>

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<b>Sylph... iette?</b>

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<b>Will she forgive me?</b>

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<b>Oh, don't worry.</b>

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<b>If you apologize sincerely, she'll forgive you.</b>

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<b><i>I get feeling down when the girl you like rejects you.</i></b>

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<b><i>Womanizing runs in the family. You probably inherited it.</i></b>

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<b><i>Still, you're a smart boy, my son.</i></b>

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<b><i>You'll make good use of this failure.</i></b>

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<b><i>You make me hopeful and worried at the same time.</i></b>

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<b>I'm sorry, Sylphiette!</b>

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<b>You have short hair, so I thought you were a boy this whole time!</b>

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<b>Oh dear.</b>

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<b><i>My son may be dumber than I thought.</i></b>

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<b>Not your best effort.</b>

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<b>Are you still having trouble making up with Sylphiette?</b>

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<b>Yeah.</b>

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<b>My swordsmanship isn't going well either. When it rains, it pours.{???}</b>

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<b>Want some advice from your dad?</b>

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<b>Yes, please.</b>

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<b>Hmm. I don't know...</b>

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<b>Shall I lick your boots?</b>

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<b>Listen, you...</b>

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<b>Listen, Rudy.</b>

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<b>Women like men's strengths,
but they like our weaknesses, too.</b>

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<b>Think about it.</b>

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<b>If someone clearly stronger than you chased after you with naked lust, how would you feel?</b>

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<b>I guess... I'd be scared.</b>

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<b>Right?</b>

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<b>So, show her your vulnerable side.</b>

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<b>I see! But how?</b>

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<b>Wear your worries on your sleeve in front of Sylphiette.</b>

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<b>Like, let her see you're bothered that she's avoiding you.</b>

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<b>What do you think will happen then?</b>

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<b>If you're lucky, she'll bridge the gap.</b>

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<b>Wh-What if that doesn't work?</b>

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<b>Ask me again. I'll tell you the next move.</b>

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<b>I-I see! Then, you've got backup plans.</b>

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<b>That said...</b>

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<b>Go on!</b>

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<b>Get going!</b>

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<b>Rudy, about before...</b>

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<b>What's wrong, Rudy?</b>

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<b>I-I was just thinking that I haven't seen your c-cute face around l-lately.</b>

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<b>I-It's a real shame.</b>

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<b>Y-You're cute, Sylphie, so maybe you should grow out your hair.</b>

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<b>Huh? I don't want to.</b>

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<b>I feel like you don't like me anymore, Sylphie.</b>

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<b>Sorry.</b>

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<b>But I don't hate you or anything, Rudy.</b>

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<b>Sylphie...</b>

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<b>So can you please act how you normally do?</b>

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<b><i>A cute, young girl my own age.</i></b>

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<b><i>I don't know the right way to get along with her.</i></b>

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<b><i>I am a man, so I'd like to build a good relationship for the future.</i></b>

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<b><i>She wants our relationship to stay just how it's been.</i></b>

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<b><i>In that case, I'll act normally.</i></b>

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<b><i>I should do all I can to cherish a friend I made in this new world.</i></b>

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<b>I'm glad you managed to make up!</b>

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<b>Man, what the hell did I just teach my six-year-old son?</b>

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Episode 3

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A Friend

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A Friend

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<b>{ED}</b>

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<b>I learned the ABCs of love</b>

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<b>I learned the ABCs of love</b>

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<b>So why can I still not grasp it?</b>

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<b>So why can I still not grasp it?</b>

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<b>When I'm battle-weary and desolate, I'll want you</b>

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<b>When I'm battle-weary and desolate, I'll want you</b>

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<b><i>If you do</i></b>

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<b><i>If you do</i></b>

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<b>Then I'll fear nothing</b>

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<b>Then I'll fear nothing</b>

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<b><i>If you will</i></b>

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<b><i>If you will</i></b>

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<b>Then you can trust your back to me</b>

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<b>Then you can trust your back to me</b>

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<b>I want to break everything, just break it all, if it's for your sake</b>

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<b>I want to break everything, just break it all, if it's for your sake</b>

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<b>I won't let purity or rationality get in my way</b>

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<b>I won't let purity or rationality get in my way</b>

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<b>The one thing, the only thing{one} I want to protect</b>

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<b>The one thing, the only thing{one} I want to protect</b>

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<b>Is the person who taught me everything{I don't really want to split here, but the line's really long}</b>

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<b>Is the person who taught me everything{I don't really want to split here, but the line's really long}</b>

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<b>Only you</b>

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<b>Only you</b>

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Next time

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<b>{Preview}</b>

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Emergency Family Meeting
