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[MOUSE SQUEAKS]
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[PENGUINS CHIRP]
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[ALL CHEERING]
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[SCREECHES]
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♪ Adventure Time ♪
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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
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♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
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♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪
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♪ The fun will never end ♪
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♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
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JAKE: And as it waded through
the carnage it had wrought,
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the vampire smashed their skulls
just for the fun of it!
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No way!
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Yes way! it did!
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And, also, the vampire
hunched over its victims
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and breathed
their vaporized blood mist!
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[WARBLING]
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Ah, geez!
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Jake, is this stuff
you're saying true,
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or are you just
trying to mess me up?
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You have to be honest.
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Oh, it's true, man.
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I heard it
through a reliable source.
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Reliable? Rats.
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Yeah, some say
it haunted this very tree!
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- This tree?!
- Good night!
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- Jake!
- [WARBLES]
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You're full of it, Jake!
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JAKE:
[WARBLING OMINOUSLY]
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[CREAKING]
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[GRUNTS]
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[CROAKING]
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[GASPS]
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[WARBLING]
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No worms on the bed!
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[WARBLING STOPS]
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[SIGHS]
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[TAPPING]
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Huh?
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[TAPPING]
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Huh?
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[THUNDER CRASHES]
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[SCREAMS]
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Jake! Jake!
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I saw someone
outside the window!
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It must be the vampire,
and I think we're unprepared, so I --
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Relax, buddy.
I made that story up.
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I was just trying to scare you.
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But you said you heard it
from reliable source.
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[CHUCKLES]
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I made that up, too.
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I was trying to scare you,
and it worked!
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[LAUGHS]
Whoa!
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[SCREAMS]
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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No one's outside.
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Whew!
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It was just the wind,
scaredy-cat.
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I wasn't scared.
I was slnglng.
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I was singing my scream song.
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♪ Aah, aah, aah! ♪
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You're a total wuss, man.
[BOTH GASP]
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[CHUCKLES]
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- [GASPS]
- [HISSES]
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[BOTH SCREAM]
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Hey, guys. What's up?
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I'm Marceline the Vampire Queen.
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Are you gonna smash my skull
and breathe my blood mist?!
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Don't suck our blood!
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[LAUGHS]
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Calm down, weenies.
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I'm not gonna do that.
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So...
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You don't suck blood?
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Sometimes I do, but it's not
the blood that I like.
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It's the color.
I eat shades of red.
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Golly!
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[SLURPS]
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[SIGHS]
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[LAUGHS]
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Mmm!
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[LAUGHS]
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[YAWNS, SIGHS]
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Wow, I'm exhausted.
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I've been traveling all over
the Land of Ooo,
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and I've seen some stuff
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that would really make you say,
"like what?"
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[MUFFLED]
Like what?
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I found a School of Goldfish
Beasts.
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Yah! Yee-haw!
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And I fooled around
in the Fire Kingdom.
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[LAUGHING]
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Ooh!
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Oh, and check these out.
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FINN:
Nuts?
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Oh, these aren't just
ordlnary nuts.
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[GRUNTS]
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[ALL WARBLING]
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[SCREECHES]
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[WARBLING CONTINUES]
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[LAUGHS]
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You're wonderful.
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Yeah, uh, thank you
for not sucking our blood.
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You guys seem cool, too.
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[YAWNS]
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But as you can imagine,
I'm really tired,
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so you two should probably
get going.
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What?
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[SIGHS]
Look.
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"M" for "Marceline."
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Oh, man.
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I carved it in this tree
years ago --
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long before you two
rascals started squatting here.
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But seriously, guys, thanks for
keeping the place warm for me.
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Like, really great. Thanks.
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Huh?
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Good night!
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Come on, Finn,
let's get out of here!
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She can't kick us out
of our house!
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No, Finn, wait!
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Get down here, lady,
and fight me!
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She's a vampire, dude!
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[LAUGHS]
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What?!
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[SLURPS]
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[SIGHS]
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[GRUNTING]
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[LAUGHS]
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I'm gonna kill her!
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Dude, if half the stories I've heard
and/or made up are true,
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vamplres
wlll kill you.
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There's no question.
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[HISSES]
[LAUGHS]
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But what about our home?
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A vampire took it!
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Ah, we should go house hunting --
bag us a new house.
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But I like our home.
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Finn, house
hunting is wild!
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You got to try it!
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Really?
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Yeah, man.
It is so nuts!
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You always
know what to say.
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Blah, blee, bloo, blah,
blah, bloobity, blah, bloop!
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FINN:
Okay, I'm convinced.
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Let's roll!
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JAKE: Sweet, things are gonna
start going our way.
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JAKE: Hey, look. See?
What did I tell you?
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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♪ So, Finn and Jake ♪
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♪ Set out to find a new home ♪
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♪ It's gonna be tough ♪
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♪ A kid and a dog on their own ♪
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♪ There's a little house ♪
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♪ Aww, Finn's sticking
his foot in ♪
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♪ That's a bad idea, dude,
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'cause now that bird thinks
you're a jerk, Finn ♪
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♪ Now they're chilling
on the side of a hill
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and thinking living in a cloud
would be totally thrilling ♪
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♪ Unless they find
something inside,
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like a mean cloud man
and his beautiful cloud bride ♪
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♪ A beehive -- oh, no ♪
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♪ Don't put your foot
in there, guy ♪
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♪ Y'all tried that before,
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and you know it didn't
turn out right ♪
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♪ Big shell -- go inside ♪
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♪ Look around,
it seems all right ♪
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♪ A frog jumps out
and barfs a tiger,
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throwing down a potion
for food and fire ♪
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♪ You know
you should have stayed ♪
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♪ And fought
that sexy vampire lady ♪
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♪ But Jake was feeling
terrified ♪
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♪ He was super scared
of her vampire bite ♪
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♪ Which is understandable ♪
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♪ 'Cause vampires are
really powerful ♪
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♪ They're unreasonable and burnt
out on dealing with mortals ♪
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♪ Oh, Marceline ♪
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♪ Why are you so mean? ♪
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♪ I'm not mean,
I'm 1,000 years old ♪
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♪ And I just lost track
of my moral code ♪
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♪ Oh, Marceline ♪
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♪ Can't you see these guys
are in pain? ♪
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♪ No, I can't ♪
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♪ I'm invested in this very cute
video game ♪
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♪ So, there go our boys ♪
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♪ Walking on the icy ground ♪
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♪ Heading towards
their destiny ♪
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♪ I'm sure they'll figure
something out ♪
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This is weak!
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I don't even llke
any of these places.
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I want to go home.
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Finn, let me tell you
a little something
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about what
"home" really means.
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♪ La la la ♪
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♪ Home isn't a place ♪
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♪ Let me give you a clue ♪
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♪ Home is anywhere
where people care about you ♪
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I don't want to hear
a lecture, dude.
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I just want to go home.
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♪ But home is where
your heart is, Finn ♪
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♪ And where is your
heart, Finn? ♪
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♪ Well, it's right
there inside you ♪
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♪ Well, I'm sitting
right here beside you ♪
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With your lucky stars
to guide you from above.
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[FIDDLE PLAYING]
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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Yeah, I guess
I'd rather be out here,
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wrapped in your ear,
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than be in some
awesome house all by my...
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souse.
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JAKE: I'd rather be
dancing with some babes.
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FINN:
Shut up, dude!
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JAKE: Gross. This
place looks gross.
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And abandoned.
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[ECHOING] And abandoned. And abandoned.
And abandoned.
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[BOTH SCREAM]
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[GASPS]
Whoa, bro!
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Want to just live in here?
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Yes.
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♪ So, they cleaned the cave
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and built a house
inside the cave ♪
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[SIGHS]
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So, what do
you think, man?
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We did pretty good for
ourselves.
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Yeah, we did.
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So, uh, what should we do first
in our new digs?
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Let's trash it
and throw a party!
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[MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING]
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[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
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[SIGHS]
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This is it.
Feeling good.
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Feeling -- I'm feeling
like we did it.
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I'm feeling, like,
completely satisfied.
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Nothing else can go wrong,
you know, Jake?
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- Yeah, man.
- Oh, yeah. I know, too.
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Hey, Finn.
- [GASPS]
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She's back!
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Wow, pretty awesome
party you got here.
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What do you want,
Marceline?
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Oh, I just want to show
you something.
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This cave belongs to me!
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What?!
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Thanks for fixing
the place up for me.
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You -- you can't take
our home twice!
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♪ Yes,
I ca-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-n ♪
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Aah!
It's vampire-fighting time!
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Finn, no!
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Vampires will klll you,
remember?
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But she's taking
our home again!
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We're home as long
as we're together!
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Blah, blah, blee, blah,
bloop, remember?
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Oh, yeah.
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Okay, Marceline,
I'm gonna let you keep this cave,
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but only because
Jake is my home.
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And he's way better than all
your homes combined!
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You know, you're right.
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I guess I'll take him, too!
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What?!
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I'll bite him a little...
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Aah!
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...maybe turn him into a zombie.
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No!
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- Let go of Jake!
- Make me.
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[GRUNTS]
You okay, pal?
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[HISSES]
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No one... makes me...
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let go of Jake!
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I'm not scared of you!
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[LAUGHS EVILLY]
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You're pathetic, little boy.
[GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTS]
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You're pathetic!
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[HISSES]
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Get ready for
an uppercut, you dog!
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Make me.
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[LAUGHS EVILLY]
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Blah, blah!
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Blah!
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L...
got to help my buddy!
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Your blood is mine!
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[WARBLING LOUDLY]
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[GRUNTING]
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- [GASPS]
- Uh-oh.
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[LAUGHS EVILLY]
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[SCREAMS]
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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[SCREAMS]
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Ow!
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That... actually hurt, Finn.
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[LAUGHS EVILLY]
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[SHRIEKS]
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[LAUGHS]
Mwah!
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W-Why you didn't just kill me?
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'Cause that was fun!
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Whew, I haven't fought
like that in years.
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Thanks, Finn.
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Finn.
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A-Aren't you dead?
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Nah, before she bit me,
I used my powers
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to shrink all my guts and blood
over to my thumb, see?
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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You two are pretty hard core.
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I can appreciate that.
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So... so does that mean
we can have our old house back?
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Yeah, keep it...
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as a gift from me!
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Blah!
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[BOTH SCREAMING]
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[LAUGHS]
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BOTH:
Yeah! Huh?
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[ALL CROAKING]
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[ALL WARBLING]
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Did you guys
get on the bed?
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I told you,
you're not allowed!
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MAN:
Oh, hey, guys.
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BOTH:
Huh?
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Come here, friends. Hug me.
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[WARBLING]
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Oh, yeah. Hug me.
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[WARBLING]
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
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♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
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♪ And do so as we please ♪
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪