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[MOUSE SQUEAKS]
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[PENGUINS CHIRP]
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[ALL CHEERING]
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[SCREECHES]
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♪ Adventure Time ♪
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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
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♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪
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♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪
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♪ The fun will never end ♪
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♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
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JAKE:
Ha!
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[GLASS SHATTERS]
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[LAUGHTER]
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Here.
Try throwing this one.
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Ugh!
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[GROWLS]
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Here's one called
"Caturday Surprise."
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Throw it!
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Ugh!
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[CATS MEOWING]
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[LAUGHTER]
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PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM:
Yeah, go on!
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Get out of here!
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Unless you feel
like a fist cookie,
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you better keep running!
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What the heck is going on?
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I have no idea, but it's probably
best to stay out of it.
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Yeah. Hey, look.
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This one looks stupid.
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Let's see how it flies.
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Ugh!
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Aw, lame.
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Huh?
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[GLASS SHATTERS]
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Uh-oh.
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PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM:
Duke of Nuts!!
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What have you done?!
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Ohh.
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Oh, no.
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She thinks that nuts guy did it.
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We got to go clear
up what happened.
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Don't worry, my dear.
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I'll have you fixed
up in no time.
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Princess?
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, I guess if green
and bald is okay.
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[GASPS]
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[LAUGHING]
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Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo, boy.
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I'm sorry.
I can't stop now.
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My dear, not to worry.
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The medicine milk in this suit will
have you healed lickety-split.
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In just five days, you'll be back to
your beautiful Bubblegummy self.
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Five days?!
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The grand meeting of
Ooo Royalty is tonight!!
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[POP!]
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Ohh.
[PLOP!]
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Uh, hey, Princess.
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There's something I should tell
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you about that bottle
that hit you in the face.
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I already know, Finn.
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The Duke of Nuts has
always been a bad guy.
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But now that he's done this,
I'll never forgive him!
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And it's not just because
I hate the Duke.
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I'd never forgive anybody
who did this to me.
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I'd hate them...
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Yeah, but --
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BUBBLEGUM:
...forever!
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Forever?!
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Finally, I have a witness
to his misdeeds!
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Two witnesses.
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Jake!
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Oh, Finn, my flawless,
flawless champion.
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Bring the
Duke of Nuts to justice --
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The justice of a cold dungeon!
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[LAUGHS EVILLY]
[POP! POP!]
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[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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She's completely bonkers.
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What do I do?
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If I tell her I threw it,
she'll hate me forever.
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Don't worry.
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That won't happen.
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We're gonna catch that Duke.
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But we're the ones
who threw the bottle.
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Dude, look.
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The Duke of Nuts
is bad guys.
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How do you know that?
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Think about it.
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If Bubblegum
hates him so much,
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then he must have
done some rotten stuff.
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I mean, maybe he even threw a bottle
and turned someone ugly before.
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Maybe you're right.
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Maybe I am.
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All right, then.
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Just this once,
we'll be vigilantes!
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Nah, we're more like cops --
crooked cops.
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[IMITATES GUN COCKING,
BULLETS FIRING]
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Princess, I won't rest until the
villainous Duke is captured!
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Oh, thank you, Finn.
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[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
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Whoa, okay, and by then, hopefully
you'll have taken care of... this.
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Look yonder!
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The Duke of Nuts' castle.
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Duke of Nuts!
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How are you?
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By order of Princess --
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um... Princess...
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[GASPS]
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Hello, Finn.
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Are you here to arrest the Duke?
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How did you know?
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The Nuts told me.
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For I am the Duchess of Nuts.
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[GULPING]
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Oh, should have asked if these
were like her eggs or something.
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I know of my husband's
crime against the Princess --
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a crime that you
personally witnessed!
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And why would you lie, huh?
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Yeah. Why?
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Oh, but he was once
such a wonderful man.
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He pet dogs, kissed babies.
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We'd lie together underneath
the cashew bush.
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He even taught underprivileged
nuts how to dance.
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But somehow he's gone rancid!
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These nuts tell me
he must be executed.
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Would you like to hear what
my nuts have to say?!
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That won't be,
um, necessary.
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Listen! Listen!
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Whoa!
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I don't get it, Jake.
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How can the dude be evil if he
pets puppies, kisses babies,
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and lies with his wife?
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What?!
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You believe that?
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She is nuts.
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Listen, man.
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Let's just go back
and face the music.
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Who cares if Bubblegum
hates you forever?
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It's no biggy.
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Tons of people hate me.
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Why, Jake?
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Why won't you print my letters?
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L-I-l hate you!!
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Hmm.
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[GASPS]
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It's him --
the Duke of Nuts!
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[BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]
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I'll break left!
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You take the right!
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Ugh!
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I went left, too!
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Ooh!
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Wha?
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You're way smaller
than I thought you were.
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Dude, that's not him.
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No one will harm
the Duke of Nuts.
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I will kill whoever
seeks to arrest him.
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No! Please!
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This has gone far enough.
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That's the Duke of Nuts.
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But I vowed to kill
whoever did this to you.
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They can't take you away, Dad.
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[CRYING]
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Who's the toughest little nut?
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That's you.
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[SOBS]
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One second.
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[CRYING]
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Man, I don't know, Jake.
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Why would Princess Bubblegum hate
him if he was such a nice guy?
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Just because he's a good father doesn't
necessarily mean he isn't a villain.
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That doesn't look like a villain.
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I could probably think
of a reason why that's
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villainous if you gave
me enough time.
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Maybe.
- Ugh!
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Maybe we should
just confess.
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But then Princess Bubblegum
will hate us forever.
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Hey, man.
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It's not that bad being hated.
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Come on! Pick it up!
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You son of a blee blob!
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Oh. Sorry to make you wait.
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I made these daisy crowns
for you guys as a --
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as a token of my
gratitude for waiting.
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Ohh, sorry, I --
I have to sit down for a second.
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Oh.
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I know this is an odd question,
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but you wouldn't happen to have
any pudding on you, would you?
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Actually, yeah,
I think I have one in my pack.
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Oh. Oh, thank goodness.
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I think I have a
spoon in here, too.
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What --
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What happened to the cup?
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Oh, I'm so embarrassed.
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Now you know my shame.
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I can't stop eating pudding.
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What?!
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I don't tell people because
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I hate making them worry, but,
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yes, I have a rare condition,
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a pudding deficiency.
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[SIGHS]
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And I always end up eating
all the royal pudding supply
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whenever I go to the castle.
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So that's why
Princess Bubblegum hates you.
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Yes, but I didn't turn Princess
Bubblegum green and bald.
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I would never do such a thing.
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Ugh!
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Of course you wouldn't.
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You're too nice a guy.
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I'm the one who
threw that bottle.
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I was gonna tell her, but
then she started talking all crazy.
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She said she'd never forgive me,
and I didn't know.
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Hey, it's okay.
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People make mistakes.
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It's all part of growing up.
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And you never really stop growing.
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Now you're making me feel even
worse by being so nice about it.
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Maybe I should just confess
the crime and end all this.
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Wait.
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I think I might have an idea that will
save everyone's reputations.
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Halt!
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Finn!
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Did you find the Duke yet?
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Not yet.
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But you are in grave danger,
Princess.
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There is an assassin in these very
woods dead set on stopping
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you from reaching
the grand meeting.
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In fact, it's that
rustling in the bush.
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Rustle, rustle, rustle.
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JAKE:
I'm an ambush! Halt!
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What's going on?!
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Oh, did I come out too early?
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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What are you here to do,
stranger?
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I've come for the Princess!
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I'm an assassin!
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Um, guys...
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Stand back!
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L will stop him! Hyah!
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Hyah!
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Phew!
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I'll kill you and raise
your children as my own!
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[SLOW MOTION]
Hyah!
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[SLOW MOTION]
H-a-a!
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Unh! Ugh!
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Remember,
it's just acting, Jake.
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Sorry, dude.
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Ooh!
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Now, to kill you up!
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But wait!
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Surely this cannot be the
fair Princess Bubblegum.
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Where are her pink,
flush cheeks?
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The long, gooey hair?
- Ugh!
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Oof!
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Clearly the princess
travels elsewhere.
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Later, Bubblegum!
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Get out there, man!
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I don't know if
I can do this.
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Go, go, go, go!
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And that's how I,
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the Duke of Nuts,
by disfiguring
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you beyond all recognition,
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humbly saved your life.
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Yeah! All right!
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Yeah!
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What was the point of
this little play again?
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[GASPS]
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And why isn't the
Duke clapped in irons?
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She's right.
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Innocent or not, I should accept
what's coming to me.
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Peppermint Butler.
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Oh, no.
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"Nut'n's" going my way today.
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Hup!
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Hup! Hup!
- No!
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Finn?
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The Duke didn't
throw that bottle.
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Ugh.
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Princess, I have something
sucky to confess.
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I'm the one who
threw the bottle.
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[GASPS]
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I'm sorry.
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But I knew if I told you,
you'd hate me forever.
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Hmm.
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Well... l could never stay
mad at you forever.
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And you seem
genuinely penitent.
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I don't even know what that means,
but thank you.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
Yeah!
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[LAUGHS]
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But that doesn't douse
my hatred for the Duke!
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Yeah, what's up
with that hate?
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That jerk always empties
out my pudding pantry!
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Aw, shucks.
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He just can't control
himself around pudding.
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He goes coconuts for it because
he has a pudding deficiency.
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It's true, your majesty.
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I -- I'm sorry for my
medical condition.
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Oh, my.
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You poor man.
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Of course you're forgiven.
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Yeah, I don't believe
a word from him.
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[SIGHS]
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I'm really sorry about making you
temporarily ugly, Princess,
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especially before the
Grand Meeting of Ooo Royalty.
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I wish there was some
way to make it up to you.
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Maybe there is, Finn.
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Maybe there is.
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[WHISTLING]
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Hey!
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Hmm? What?
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You said "Maybe."
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Call to order the sesquicentennial
grand meeting of Ooo Royalty.
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I now call upon the delegate
from the Candy Kingdom.
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Princess Bubblegums?
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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"It would be be presumptuous
indeed to present myself against
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the distinguished Princess to
whom you have listened."
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[YAWNS]
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Buy a lady a drink?
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[ALL GASP]
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The Marquis of Nuts?!
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Yes! But I didn't come alone!
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Remember me, Jake?!
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No.
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- [GROWLS]
- [SCREAMS]
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[BOTH SCREAM]
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
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♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
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♪ And do so as we please ♪
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪