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[ Quacking ]

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[ Warble, zap! ]

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[ Screeches ]

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♪ Adventure time ♪

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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

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♪ We'll go to
very distant lands ♪

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♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪

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♪ The fun will never end ♪

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♪ It's "Adventure Time" ♪

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[ Rapping ] ♪ C-C-C-C-Clam Rap ♪

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♪ Juicy like nectar ♪

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♪ My name is Neptr ♪

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♪ I stay rapping no matter
what the weather ♪

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♪ I'm by the fire 'cause
it's hot like a dryer ♪

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Clams and rappin'.

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Doesn't get any better
than this, right, Phoebe?

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It's actually
my first Clam Rap.

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[ Beatboxing ]

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[ Rapping ]
♪ Clams, clams ♪

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♪ Ate this plate of clams ♪

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♪ Utensils weren't provided ♪

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♪ So I had to use my hands ♪

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♪ I'm gonna be unhappy ♪

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♪ If it happens agains ♪

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Boom!

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[ Cheering ]

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Princess, what you got?

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Yeah, dump it in,
stir it up.

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[ Rapping ] ♪ I'm like a
library book, so check me out ♪

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♪ Read my front and back cover
so you know what I'm about ♪

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♪ I'm straight droolin',
spittin' out rhymes ♪

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♪ People gather round
and they're waitin' in lines ♪

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♪ I got a lot of combinations
of words to throw ♪

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♪ To let you know
I got glow ♪

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♪ I said it 'cause
you just don't know ♪

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♪ So what now? ♪

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♪ What's up,
what's up, bro? ♪

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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♪ You beat me
fair and square ♪

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♪ 'Cause maybe
something's in the air ♪

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♪ I'm wearing unlucky shoes,
not my favorite pair ♪

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[ Audience groans ]

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[ Indistinct conversation ]

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Hello there,
young lady.

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I heard you lay down
some serious rhymes earlier.

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[ Munches ]

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My card.

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Flame Princess:
Victor Marilyn?

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I'm a talent scout by trade

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and, uh...
[Munches]

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and I'd love to book you for a
big-time rap battle next week --

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Rap Fest Aid.

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Whoa.

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I've never heard of
Rap Fest Aid.

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It sure sounds like
the big time.

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But before I can
book you anywhere,

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I'm gonna have to have you sign
some waivers and release forms.

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Boilerplate stuff.

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Don't bother reading it.

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Okay.

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[ Chuckling ] Okay.

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I'll get this paperwork
processed,

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and we'll be in business.

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Toronto!

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[ Laughs ]
Yes, it's me!

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And I'm making my move from
second banana to top dog.

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As stated in the contract
that you just signed,

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if you lose Rap Fest Aid,

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the Fire Kingdom
becomes my property.

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What?!

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Aw, don't worry.
Look at this mug.

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You could out-rap him
any day of the week.

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Oh,
you won't be facing me.

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You'll have to beat the most
gifted rapper of our time.

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Son of Rap Bear!

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See you in a week.

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Son of Rap Bear?
Son of Rap Bear?

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I wonder if he's any relation
to Rap Bear.

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Rap Bear
lives in there?

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It's surprisingly nice.

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Knock, knock.

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Who's there?

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Rap Bear.

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What happened?

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[ Groans ]

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My son and I
were having Sunday dinner.

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We were lightly rapping
back and forth.

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It turned into a rap battle.

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He threw out
rhyme after rhyme.

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I couldn't keep up.

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You got beat
by your own son?

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Are his rap powers that much
greater than yours?

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Yes.

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Why are you asking
about my son?

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Flame Princess
is going up against him

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one on one
in a freestyle battle.

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[ Gasps ]
That kid will take you apart.

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He rapped my legs off.

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Rap Bear,
Son of Rap Bear's father,

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said his son,
Son of Rap Bear,

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would be at
tonight's open mic.

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Dude,
let's sit back here.

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[ Rapping ]
♪ You're a small bear ♪

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♪ With fuzzy hair
over there ♪

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♪ Get away from me,
I don't wanna share my air ♪

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♪ Doesn't matter where,
anywhere, everywhere with you ♪

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♪ Chop you in two
with my rap kung fu ♪

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Are you scared of me?

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Boo!

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[ Rapping ] ♪ You're like a
cookie who's about to crumble ♪

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♪ Your rapping is stale ♪

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♪ Also, you mumble ♪

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♪ Did you just make a mistake
smellin' like a cake ♪

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♪ Who just stumbled into
a lyrical rumble? ♪

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♪ Your raps causes naps ♪

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♪ You look a little frail
and you're about to collapse ♪

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♪ You'll know you got beat when
you hear the people's claps ♪

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Whoa.           Whoa.

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Look who decided
to come out to play.

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The news on the streets says

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you're gonna battle me
at Rap Fest Aid.

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This is a joke, right?
Hear me out.

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What are you even gonna
rap about?

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♪ You've been in a bottle
since the age of 2 ♪

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♪ I got shampoo
more worldly than you ♪

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♪ I will do laps
around your raps ♪

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♪ I crush my opponents
and collect their caps ♪

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♪ If you wanna keep yours on,
I suggest you run ♪

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♪ People holla at me
because I'm number one ♪

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Son of Rap Bear is right.

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I just rap
about rapping.

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I haven't traveled the world
or done anything really.

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Finn! Let's go on
some adventures!

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What?

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It would really
help me build up

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some quick
life experience.

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I don't know if life is like
a test you can cram for.

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This is for my kingdom.

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I've got to try.

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Unh. Yo.

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♪ Went along with Finn
from mission to mission ♪

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♪ To win the battle
for the Fire Kingdom ♪

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♪ Worked at Pizza Sassy
'cause I'm not too classy ♪

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♪ Climbed a rock,
had to mind the clock ♪

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♪ Tick, tock ♪

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♪ I go with Starchy,
I hunt ghosts ♪

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♪ I blow fire
with my saxophone ♪

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♪ I'm a submarine teen,
ain't nothin' I ain't seen ♪

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♪ All around I'm known
I'm the girl on the throne ♪

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♪ Givin' back rubs, in the
bathtubs, hittin' math clubs ♪

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♪ Makin' mad grub
to outspit a rap cub ♪

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♪ I got solutions
to this rap pollution ♪

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♪ When I'm done with
Son of Rap Bear ♪

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♪ He's gonna need new shins ♪

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♪ Unh, yeah, I'm experienced ♪

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♪ Solid like a pebble
in aquarium ♪

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♪ I drop knowledge like I'm
Bubblegum if she was librarian ♪

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[ Groans ]

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That was good!

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I thought trying new things

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would make me new
and interesting,

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but I just feel
like a hack.

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Maybe there is an interesting
thing about you

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that you just
don't realize.

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Like how Neptr only just found
out there is a face on his can,

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and now he thinks the can
is his conjoined twin.

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I don't expect you
to understand

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the bond I share
with my family.

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Family.

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Flame King: [ Humming ]

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No room for the body.

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Let's make him swim.

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Flame Princess:
Knock, knock.

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Is that you, bun bun?

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Aah!
-Hi, Dad.

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You're not here to put me back
in lantern jail, are you?

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I guess
I wanted to talk.

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Oh.

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It seems like lots changed
since I last saw you.

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Maybe we actually have a shot
at putting the past behind us

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and, I don't know,
being normal with each other.

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I know exactly
what you're saying.

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I've totally gotten over being
in lantern jail, so we're good.

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Well,
I was kind of hoping

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you could acknowledge
hurting me, like --

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Phoebes, come on.

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It's better to be thankful
for what you have now --

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an awesome
chipmunk Dad.

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Uh,
I'm gonna put on some music.

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You're totally welcome
to listen, or not.

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Totally up to you.

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So you won't even apolo--

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-[ Vocalizing ]
-...gize?

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[ Rapping ] ♪ Water chestnuts
roasting in my gut ♪

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♪ Acorn squash you
with a peanut butter cup ♪

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♪ I'll tell you
what's the diff-er-ence ♪

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♪ Between a legume and a nut ♪

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♪ One goes in your mouth
and the other out your butt ♪

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♪ Just put the cash into my
stash and I give you cashew ♪

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♪ Put your face in my
almond butter paste, yo ♪

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[ Groans ]
♪ Pecan can do
or pecan you don't, bro ♪

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Drama.
♪ On your way out,
take a pistachio ♪

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Toronto:
What's up, Rap Fest Aid?!

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[ Laughs ]
Ladies and gentlemen,

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welcome to the battle
for the Fire Kingdom!

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To my left,
we have the Flame Princess.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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And to my right,
the reigning champion,

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Son of Rap Bear!

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Yo.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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And go,
Son of Rap Bear.

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♪ Yo, I'm a word wizard ♪

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♪ I'm Son of Rap Bear ♪

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♪ But you're a fire hazard,
maybe I should be scared ♪

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♪ I mean, I do hear
you're dangerous when
your temper flares ♪

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♪ Do guys even date you or just
cook wieners in your hair ♪

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[ Audience "Ohs" ]

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♪ I guess there was that fire
guy that wanted to marry you ♪

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♪ Was it Don Jon
with the big guns? ♪

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♪ Oh, but you're not into
macho men, are you? ♪

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♪ You like 'em soft and round
like cinnamon-flavored buns ♪

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[ Audience "Ohs" ]

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He's good.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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♪ I got more rhymes in my hair
than you ever will ♪

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♪ You better run away
like it's a fire drill ♪

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♪ You're so lame and stinky,
more spark from my pinky ♪

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♪ I'm a flaming master ♪

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♪ I'm...slinky, hinky ♪

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[ Thinking ] Oh, Glob.
What am I saying?

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She's choking.

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[ Audience boos ]

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Oh.

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Flame King: Hi, Phoebe!

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Huh?

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Dad,
you came to see me rap?

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No, I had no idea
you were in this.

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Isn't that crazy?

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Don't feel bad about losing,
though!

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He's way out of your league!

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Dad!

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Why the heck did I even try
to talk to you?

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♪ You only ever cared about
things like koalas ♪

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♪ And chipmunks
and baby kangaroos ♪

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♪ It's actually pretty sad ♪

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♪ I mean, I usurped you
when I was 14 ♪

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♪ I thought
we could be friends ♪

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♪ I don't know
what I was thinking ♪

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♪ I don't need you
or anyone ♪

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♪ 'Cause I'm the real
Flame King ♪

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[Cheers and applause ]
-Get it, girl!

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And as for
Son of Rap Bear...

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♪ You're so unoriginal, you put
your own dad in a wheelchair ♪

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♪ Just so you could steal his
name and ride on his fame ♪

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♪ But without it, you're just
a sad kid full of hot air ♪
Hmm.

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♪ Y'all can try to bully me
and scam me, I don't care ♪

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♪ As if being a jerk's gonna
make you dummies happy ♪

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[ Groans ]

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♪ But my kingdom ain't
a commodity, Toronto ♪

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♪ It's a part of me ♪

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♪ So sorry, you can't take
what isn't owned by me ♪

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♪ So take him away ♪

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Boom.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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I get it!
She owned him!

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[ Audience chanting "Phoebe" ]

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The winner is
Son of Rap Bear!

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[ Chanting continues ]

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♪ I thought I was the Glob
of rap, rivaled by none ♪

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♪ But I'm more like bubble wrap
'cause she squashed me for fun ♪

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She's actually not bad.

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Hey, honey!

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You're actually not bad!

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Pbht!

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♪ Come along with me ♪

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♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪