1
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[ panting ]
Marceline, nOoooo!

2
00:00:12,563 --> 00:00:14,530
Don't let anyone
read my diaries!

3
00:00:14,532 --> 00:00:17,066
Burn them, Finn!
They're embarrassi--

4
00:00:17,068 --> 00:00:19,969
[ screaming ]

5
00:00:19,971 --> 00:00:22,137
And then he said,
"fine."

6
00:00:22,139 --> 00:00:25,040
That's the story
of how I met your dad.

7
00:00:25,042 --> 00:00:26,208
Can I play now?

8
00:00:26,210 --> 00:00:27,876
No, Marceline,
sweetie.

9
00:00:27,878 --> 00:00:28,944
It's nap time.

10
00:00:28,946 --> 00:00:30,813
But I don't want
to sleep.

11
00:00:30,815 --> 00:00:32,247
My dreams are weird.

12
00:00:32,249 --> 00:00:33,916
All dreams are weird.

13
00:00:33,918 --> 00:00:38,487
But, mom,
my dreams we-e-e-ird.

14
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[ Chuckles ]

15
00:00:39,757 --> 00:00:41,924
Honey, something weird might
just be something familiar

16
00:00:41,926 --> 00:00:43,492
viewed
from a different angle.

17
00:00:43,494 --> 00:00:46,929
And that's not scary,
right?

18
00:00:46,931 --> 00:00:49,665
Let's go in the garden

19
00:00:49,667 --> 00:00:52,501
you'll find something
waiting

20
00:00:52,503 --> 00:00:55,137
both:  right there
where you left it

21
00:00:55,139 --> 00:00:58,173
flying upside down

22
00:00:58,175 --> 00:01:01,110
when you finally find it

23
00:01:01,112 --> 00:01:03,579
you'll see how it's faded

24
00:01:03,581 --> 00:01:06,115
the underside is lighter

25
00:01:06,117 --> 00:01:08,350
when you turn it around

26
00:01:08,352 --> 00:01:13,122
everything stays
right where you left it

27
00:01:13,124 --> 00:01:14,790
Simon: Hello, Marci.

28
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I don't know if you'll ever
hear this message.

29
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I fear my thoughts
are no longer my own.

30
00:01:20,297 --> 00:01:21,930
Just watch over me

31
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until I can find my way out
of this labyrinth in my brain

32
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and regain my sanity.

33
00:01:27,304 --> 00:01:30,305
And then maybe,
Betty, my princess --

34
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maybe you will love me again.

35
00:01:32,643 --> 00:01:36,178
[ Sighs ]
Please love me again, Betty!

36
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[ Sobbing ]

37
00:01:38,883 --> 00:01:41,483
Okay, bye.

38
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[ Camera shatters ]
[ Sighs ]

39
00:01:43,521 --> 00:01:44,553
Hey, Simon.

40
00:01:44,555 --> 00:01:46,822
I, uh, finished
packing your gear.

41
00:01:46,824 --> 00:01:48,891
So, can I have
my tape now?

42
00:01:48,893 --> 00:01:50,325
What? No.

43
00:01:50,327 --> 00:01:52,327
This is private,
silly.

44
00:01:52,329 --> 00:01:54,997
There you go.
Snug as a bug.

45
00:01:54,999 --> 00:01:57,499
Seriously, Simon.
Please don't go.

46
00:01:57,501 --> 00:01:59,835
I-I have to
protect you.

47
00:01:59,837 --> 00:02:02,504
How can you protect me
if you're not even here?

48
00:02:02,506 --> 00:02:05,240
I'll arrange for someone
to come take care of you.

49
00:02:05,242 --> 00:02:07,543
I'll make sure
he doesn't leave.

50
00:02:07,545 --> 00:02:10,579
Please, Simon,
I could help you with this.

51
00:02:10,581 --> 00:02:12,848
Yeah.
Maybe one day you will.

52
00:02:12,850 --> 00:02:18,220
But until then, you have to stay
brave, my fearless Marceline.

53
00:02:19,656 --> 00:02:20,656
Ouch!

54
00:02:20,658 --> 00:02:22,991
You see?
I have to go now.

55
00:02:22,993 --> 00:02:24,093
Goodbye, Marci.

56
00:02:24,095 --> 00:02:26,395
Wait! No! Wait!

57
00:02:26,397 --> 00:02:27,596
Ohh!

58
00:02:27,598 --> 00:02:28,831
Simon!

59
00:02:28,833 --> 00:02:30,032
Simon!

60
00:02:30,034 --> 00:02:32,267
[ Wind howling ]

61
00:02:36,539 --> 00:02:37,439
[ Growls ]

62
00:02:37,441 --> 00:02:40,442
[ Panting ]
Gah, ew.

63
00:02:41,277 --> 00:02:42,578
[ Laughing maniacally ]

64
00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:45,047
Okay,
I know you're here.

65
00:02:45,049 --> 00:02:46,915
[ Laughing continues ]

66
00:02:54,124 --> 00:02:55,724
Peek-a-pop!
[ Laughs ]

67
00:02:55,726 --> 00:02:56,725
The fool!

68
00:02:56,727 --> 00:02:57,860
[ Laughs ]

69
00:02:57,862 --> 00:03:00,262
You found me,
Marceline!

70
00:03:00,264 --> 00:03:01,396
Now you're it.

71
00:03:01,398 --> 00:03:03,198
We're not playing, fool.

72
00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:05,934
You're an evil,
blood-sucking fiend.

73
00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:08,403
I'm trying
to kill you.

74
00:03:08,405 --> 00:03:10,739
Hey, you want to see
something funny?

75
00:03:10,741 --> 00:03:12,207
[ Inhales deeply ]

76
00:03:12,209 --> 00:03:13,776
I look like a butt.

77
00:03:13,778 --> 00:03:15,911
Pbht!

78
00:03:15,913 --> 00:03:16,945
Ohh!

79
00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:18,280
[ Laughs ]

80
00:03:18,282 --> 00:03:20,816
[ Coughing ]

81
00:03:20,818 --> 00:03:23,452
Huh?
[ Sniffs ]

82
00:03:25,922 --> 00:03:28,357
[ Laughing maniacally ]

83
00:03:30,927 --> 00:03:33,328
Oh. Cool.

84
00:03:36,065 --> 00:03:38,300
Sweet music to my ears.

85
00:03:38,302 --> 00:03:40,669
[ Bass plays ]

86
00:03:43,973 --> 00:03:46,175
Come on, little bun.

87
00:03:46,177 --> 00:03:48,844
Just turn around.

88
00:03:50,113 --> 00:03:52,848
Ugh, stupid animal.

89
00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:58,587
Wha?!

90
00:03:58,589 --> 00:04:01,123
Oh!
I'm sorry!

91
00:04:01,125 --> 00:04:03,826
All right,
hold still.

92
00:04:03,828 --> 00:04:05,794
There you go.

93
00:04:05,796 --> 00:04:07,830
See? It's okay.

94
00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:11,867
[ Screaming ]

95
00:04:11,869 --> 00:04:12,935
No, kid!

96
00:04:12,937 --> 00:04:15,137
You don't have to
be afraid of me!

97
00:04:15,139 --> 00:04:17,539
I'm a really good...
Person.

98
00:04:17,541 --> 00:04:18,974
[ Indistinct conversations ]

99
00:04:18,976 --> 00:04:20,275
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys,

100
00:04:20,277 --> 00:04:22,010
guys, guys, guys,
guys, guys, guys!

101
00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:23,212
Huh? Huh?
Huh? Huh?

102
00:04:23,214 --> 00:04:26,682
There's...Ohh, hoo...
A vampire!

103
00:04:26,684 --> 00:04:27,983
No! No!
No! No!

104
00:04:27,985 --> 00:04:30,319
Yes way.
I saw it real close.

105
00:04:30,321 --> 00:04:33,355
It looked like a girl,
but it had fangs like...

106
00:04:33,357 --> 00:04:35,724
[ Grumbling ]

107
00:04:35,726 --> 00:04:37,459
Everybody,
ready your weapons.

108
00:04:37,461 --> 00:04:40,162
Don't worry.
We'll be ready for it.

109
00:04:40,164 --> 00:04:41,196
[ Bird squawking ]

110
00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:43,165
Ohh!

111
00:04:43,167 --> 00:04:45,133
[ Gasps ]
Hey.

112
00:04:45,135 --> 00:04:46,468
[ All gasp ]

113
00:04:46,470 --> 00:04:49,905
No, no, I-it's cool.
I'm on your side.

114
00:04:49,907 --> 00:04:51,707
[ Whimpers ]

115
00:04:51,709 --> 00:04:53,475
Go away, vampire.

116
00:04:53,477 --> 00:04:57,346
I'm in the sunlight.
I'm not a flipping vampire!

117
00:04:57,348 --> 00:04:59,882
[ All screaming ]

118
00:05:01,351 --> 00:05:03,452
[ Sighs ]

119
00:05:05,922 --> 00:05:07,923
Mm? Mm?

120
00:05:07,925 --> 00:05:09,157
What's that?

121
00:05:09,159 --> 00:05:12,527
Oh, you want old two bread tom
to play the song.

122
00:05:12,529 --> 00:05:14,696
Please do not
play the song.

123
00:05:14,698 --> 00:05:16,665
No,
the child is right.

124
00:05:16,667 --> 00:05:19,868
As humans, it's our duty
to tell the tales,

125
00:05:19,870 --> 00:05:21,403
to sing the songs.

126
00:05:21,405 --> 00:05:23,972
Art must survive.

127
00:05:25,041 --> 00:05:27,109
Streaks on the China

128
00:05:27,111 --> 00:05:29,244
never mattered before

129
00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:30,712
who cares?

130
00:05:30,714 --> 00:05:32,848
When you drop-kicked
your jacket

131
00:05:32,850 --> 00:05:35,183
as you came through the door

132
00:05:35,185 --> 00:05:36,618
no one glared

133
00:05:36,620 --> 00:05:39,721
but sometimes
things get turned around

134
00:05:39,723 --> 00:05:42,724
and no one's spared

135
00:05:42,726 --> 00:05:45,894
all hands, look out below

136
00:05:45,896 --> 00:05:48,931
there's a change
in the status quo-o-o

137
00:05:48,933 --> 00:05:53,435
gonna need all the help
that we can get

138
00:05:53,437 --> 00:05:55,537
[ coughs ]

139
00:05:57,974 --> 00:05:59,641
[ Growls ]

140
00:06:04,647 --> 00:06:07,749
[ Imitates guitar ]

141
00:06:07,751 --> 00:06:09,584
You want me
to play more?

142
00:06:09,586 --> 00:06:11,386
Two bread tom:
Yes, please.

143
00:06:11,388 --> 00:06:14,289
The consensus is that
your cover's better.

144
00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:17,926
According to our new arrival

145
00:06:17,928 --> 00:06:21,496
life is more
than mere survival

146
00:06:21,498 --> 00:06:25,400
and we just might
live the good life yet

147
00:06:26,936 --> 00:06:28,971
[ bass playing ]

148
00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:31,940
Hmm?

149
00:06:31,942 --> 00:06:33,108
Oh, man, schwabl,

150
00:06:33,110 --> 00:06:35,444
I sure hope there ain't
a little vampire kid

151
00:06:35,446 --> 00:06:36,945
sneaking up behind me.

152
00:06:36,947 --> 00:06:38,280
Vampire attack!

153
00:06:38,282 --> 00:06:40,282
Oh, no!

154
00:06:40,284 --> 00:06:41,450
Ugh! I'm dead.

155
00:06:41,452 --> 00:06:42,651
[ Spits ]

156
00:06:42,653 --> 00:06:44,486
This is serious,
Marceline.

157
00:06:44,488 --> 00:06:46,621
What if I was a vampire?

158
00:06:46,623 --> 00:06:49,091
You need
an animal hat.

159
00:06:51,761 --> 00:06:54,463
Looks like the project's
coming along, huh?

160
00:06:54,465 --> 00:06:57,599
[ Foghorn blares ]
Waaaah!

161
00:06:59,268 --> 00:07:00,702
[ Marceline whistles ]

162
00:07:00,704 --> 00:07:02,504
Hey, Marceline!
Marceline!

163
00:07:02,506 --> 00:07:05,440
Two bread tom,
how's it going, man?

164
00:07:05,442 --> 00:07:08,276
Oh, so good.
I had a hoagie for lunch.

165
00:07:08,278 --> 00:07:11,013
And even better, the ship's
repairs are almost done.

166
00:07:11,015 --> 00:07:13,648
We should be ready to sail
in another day or two.

167
00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:15,984
Oh, that's really great.

168
00:07:15,986 --> 00:07:17,652
But listen,
I've cleared out

169
00:07:17,654 --> 00:07:19,388
almost all the vampires
that are left.

170
00:07:19,390 --> 00:07:23,125
In another week or two,
you won't even have to leave.

171
00:07:23,127 --> 00:07:25,360
Yeah, Marceline!

172
00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:27,963
Oh, Marci,
you're such a sweet weird kid.

173
00:07:27,965 --> 00:07:30,832
But it's not just the vampires
or the oozers

174
00:07:30,834 --> 00:07:33,001
or them hungry-looking
rainbows.

175
00:07:33,003 --> 00:07:36,405
The latest atmospheric readings
are going bananas.

176
00:07:36,407 --> 00:07:37,873
Something big is coming.

177
00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:40,175
And it's gonna change
all of this.

178
00:07:40,177 --> 00:07:43,412
No, we'd do best to clear out
of this continent altogether.

179
00:07:43,414 --> 00:07:45,380
Hey,
you should come, too.

180
00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:46,982
After all,
you're one of us.

181
00:07:46,984 --> 00:07:48,250
[ Bell clanking ]

182
00:07:48,252 --> 00:07:50,685
They're here!
They're here!

183
00:07:50,687 --> 00:07:53,655
Aah!
He's biting my hat!

184
00:07:54,657 --> 00:07:56,091
Get to the boat!

185
00:07:57,193 --> 00:07:59,161
[ Vampires grumbling ]

186
00:08:06,602 --> 00:08:08,437
[ Chuckles ]

187
00:08:08,439 --> 00:08:11,506
Oh, geez.
Oh, geez.

188
00:08:11,508 --> 00:08:12,707
That's not schwabl, man.

189
00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:15,010
[ Laughs evilly ]

190
00:08:15,012 --> 00:08:16,745
Well, you got me.

191
00:08:16,747 --> 00:08:19,714
What gave it away?
The boots?

192
00:08:19,716 --> 00:08:21,950
Aah!

193
00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:29,024
Marceline!

194
00:08:29,026 --> 00:08:31,093
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

195
00:08:31,095 --> 00:08:33,562
Hi, there, hierophant!

196
00:08:33,564 --> 00:08:35,864
Why can't you just let us
eat humans?

197
00:08:35,866 --> 00:08:38,567
You're, like, messing up
the natural order.

198
00:08:38,569 --> 00:08:40,902
This is our time.

199
00:08:40,904 --> 00:08:42,237
It's my time.

200
00:08:42,239 --> 00:08:45,707
And once I stake and gank
your shape-shifting power,

201
00:08:45,709 --> 00:08:48,510
I'll be unstoppable.

202
00:08:49,245 --> 00:08:50,378
Ha!

203
00:08:50,380 --> 00:08:52,380
[ Gasps ]
What?!

204
00:08:52,382 --> 00:08:53,748
[ Laughs ]

205
00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:55,817
I picked up self-healing power
last month,

206
00:08:55,819 --> 00:08:58,587
off some vamp with a head
like a garden trowel.

207
00:08:58,589 --> 00:09:01,389
So, you've slain
sister moon.

208
00:09:01,391 --> 00:09:02,591
Look at you.

209
00:09:02,593 --> 00:09:05,293
You're just
a hapa demon punk,

210
00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:09,631
blind to the price you must pay
for such powers.

211
00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:11,967
[ As Dracula ]
Blah! I don't care!

212
00:09:11,969 --> 00:09:13,301
Fine.

213
00:09:15,605 --> 00:09:17,405
Ah! Show yourself!

214
00:09:17,407 --> 00:09:18,640
Okay.

215
00:09:18,642 --> 00:09:20,709
Wah-wah.

216
00:09:22,345 --> 00:09:23,645
[ Gulps ]

217
00:09:23,647 --> 00:09:26,314
[ Laughs evilly ]

218
00:09:28,184 --> 00:09:31,119
Ka-ching!

219
00:09:31,121 --> 00:09:32,320
[ Gasps ]

220
00:09:33,923 --> 00:09:35,290
Oh, geez.

221
00:09:35,292 --> 00:09:38,293
Hey, Marceline,
let me "ax" you something.

222
00:09:38,295 --> 00:09:40,295
[ Laughs ]
You get it?

223
00:09:40,297 --> 00:09:41,930
You have to leave, tom.

224
00:09:41,932 --> 00:09:44,266
Oh, I didn't think
it was that bad.

225
00:09:44,268 --> 00:09:46,434
You have to leave now!

226
00:09:46,436 --> 00:09:47,369
Aah.

227
00:09:47,371 --> 00:09:48,970
He's here.

228
00:09:48,972 --> 00:09:53,341
He's the worst of them all --
the vampire king.

229
00:09:55,344 --> 00:09:58,346
[ Screaming ]

230
00:09:58,348 --> 00:09:59,681
What?

231
00:10:02,552 --> 00:10:05,487
Marceline, you're not dead!
Whoo!

232
00:10:05,489 --> 00:10:09,491
P.B.'S cure.
It must have worked!

233
00:10:09,493 --> 00:10:11,793
No soy vampire.

234
00:10:11,795 --> 00:10:13,728
Also, untie me, please.

235
00:10:13,730 --> 00:10:15,197
I'm not a murderer!

236
00:10:15,199 --> 00:10:18,567
Okay, but wait,
if she's not a vampire,

237
00:10:18,569 --> 00:10:22,304
then what's been draining
our cows?

238
00:10:22,306 --> 00:10:24,072
[ Groans ]

239
00:10:24,074 --> 00:10:25,473
Aah!

240
00:10:25,475 --> 00:10:26,875
Finn?

241
00:10:28,311 --> 00:10:29,511
Finn?

242
00:10:29,513 --> 00:10:30,812
Geez.

243
00:10:30,814 --> 00:10:32,480
I hope Finn
didn't get blood-sucked

244
00:10:32,482 --> 00:10:34,149
after I stress-fainted.

245
00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:40,388
Who the heck is this?

246
00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:42,324
[ Mellow music plays ]

247
00:10:45,661 --> 00:10:47,729
[ Hisses ]

248
00:11:02,211 --> 00:11:04,646
this party's so crazy!