WEBVTT 00:09.593 --> 00:12.561 [ panting ] Marceline, nOoooo! 00:12.563 --> 00:14.530 Don't let anyone read my diaries! 00:14.532 --> 00:17.066 Burn them, Finn! They're embarrassi-- 00:17.068 --> 00:19.969 [ screaming ] 00:19.971 --> 00:22.137 And then he said, "fine." 00:22.139 --> 00:25.040 That's the story of how I met your dad. 00:25.042 --> 00:26.208 Can I play now? 00:26.210 --> 00:27.876 No, Marceline, sweetie. 00:27.878 --> 00:28.944 It's nap time. 00:28.946 --> 00:30.813 But I don't want to sleep. 00:30.815 --> 00:32.247 My dreams are weird. 00:32.249 --> 00:33.916 All dreams are weird. 00:33.918 --> 00:38.487 But, mom, my dreams we-e-e-ird. 00:38.489 --> 00:39.755 [ Chuckles ] 00:39.757 --> 00:41.924 Honey, something weird might just be something familiar 00:41.926 --> 00:43.492 viewed from a different angle. 00:43.494 --> 00:46.929 And that's not scary, right? 00:46.931 --> 00:49.665 Let's go in the garden 00:49.667 --> 00:52.501 you'll find something waiting 00:52.503 --> 00:55.137 both: right there where you left it 00:55.139 --> 00:58.173 flying upside down 00:58.175 --> 01:01.110 when you finally find it 01:01.112 --> 01:03.579 you'll see how it's faded 01:03.581 --> 01:06.115 the underside is lighter 01:06.117 --> 01:08.350 when you turn it around 01:08.352 --> 01:13.122 everything stays right where you left it 01:13.124 --> 01:14.790 Simon: Hello, Marci. 01:14.792 --> 01:17.459 I don't know if you'll ever hear this message. 01:17.461 --> 01:20.295 I fear my thoughts are no longer my own. 01:20.297 --> 01:21.930 Just watch over me 01:21.932 --> 01:25.267 until I can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain 01:25.269 --> 01:27.302 and regain my sanity. 01:27.304 --> 01:30.305 And then maybe, Betty, my princess -- 01:30.307 --> 01:32.641 maybe you will love me again. 01:32.643 --> 01:36.178 [ Sighs ] Please love me again, Betty! 01:36.180 --> 01:38.881 [ Sobbing ] 01:38.883 --> 01:41.483 Okay, bye. 01:41.485 --> 01:43.519 [ Camera shatters ] [ Sighs ] 01:43.521 --> 01:44.553 Hey, Simon. 01:44.555 --> 01:46.822 I, uh, finished packing your gear. 01:46.824 --> 01:48.891 So, can I have my tape now? 01:48.893 --> 01:50.325 What? No. 01:50.327 --> 01:52.327 This is private, silly. 01:52.329 --> 01:54.997 There you go. Snug as a bug. 01:54.999 --> 01:57.499 Seriously, Simon. Please don't go. 01:57.501 --> 01:59.835 I-I have to protect you. 01:59.837 --> 02:02.504 How can you protect me if you're not even here? 02:02.506 --> 02:05.240 I'll arrange for someone to come take care of you. 02:05.242 --> 02:07.543 I'll make sure he doesn't leave. 02:07.545 --> 02:10.579 Please, Simon, I could help you with this. 02:10.581 --> 02:12.848 Yeah. Maybe one day you will. 02:12.850 --> 02:18.220 But until then, you have to stay brave, my fearless Marceline. 02:19.656 --> 02:20.656 Ouch! 02:20.658 --> 02:22.991 You see? I have to go now. 02:22.993 --> 02:24.093 Goodbye, Marci. 02:24.095 --> 02:26.395 Wait! No! Wait! 02:26.397 --> 02:27.596 Ohh! 02:27.598 --> 02:28.831 Simon! 02:28.833 --> 02:30.032 Simon! 02:30.034 --> 02:32.267 [ Wind howling ] 02:36.539 --> 02:37.439 [ Growls ] 02:37.441 --> 02:40.442 [ Panting ] Gah, ew. 02:41.277 --> 02:42.578 [ Laughing maniacally ] 02:42.580 --> 02:45.047 Okay, I know you're here. 02:45.049 --> 02:46.915 [ Laughing continues ] 02:54.124 --> 02:55.724 Peek-a-pop! [ Laughs ] 02:55.726 --> 02:56.725 The fool! 02:56.727 --> 02:57.860 [ Laughs ] 02:57.862 --> 03:00.262 You found me, Marceline! 03:00.264 --> 03:01.396 Now you're it. 03:01.398 --> 03:03.198 We're not playing, fool. 03:03.200 --> 03:05.934 You're an evil, blood-sucking fiend. 03:05.936 --> 03:08.403 I'm trying to kill you. 03:08.405 --> 03:10.739 Hey, you want to see something funny? 03:10.741 --> 03:12.207 [ Inhales deeply ] 03:12.209 --> 03:13.776 I look like a butt. 03:13.778 --> 03:15.911 Pbht! 03:15.913 --> 03:16.945 Ohh! 03:16.947 --> 03:18.280 [ Laughs ] 03:18.282 --> 03:20.816 [ Coughing ] 03:20.818 --> 03:23.452 Huh? [ Sniffs ] 03:25.922 --> 03:28.357 [ Laughing maniacally ] 03:30.927 --> 03:33.328 Oh. Cool. 03:36.065 --> 03:38.300 Sweet music to my ears. 03:38.302 --> 03:40.669 [ Bass plays ] 03:43.973 --> 03:46.175 Come on, little bun. 03:46.177 --> 03:48.844 Just turn around. 03:50.113 --> 03:52.848 Ugh, stupid animal. 03:57.520 --> 03:58.587 Wha?! 03:58.589 --> 04:01.123 Oh! I'm sorry! 04:01.125 --> 04:03.826 All right, hold still. 04:03.828 --> 04:05.794 There you go. 04:05.796 --> 04:07.830 See? It's okay. 04:10.166 --> 04:11.867 [ Screaming ] 04:11.869 --> 04:12.935 No, kid! 04:12.937 --> 04:15.137 You don't have to be afraid of me! 04:15.139 --> 04:17.539 I'm a really good... Person. 04:17.541 --> 04:18.974 [ Indistinct conversations ] 04:18.976 --> 04:20.275 Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, 04:20.277 --> 04:22.010 guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys! 04:22.012 --> 04:23.212 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? 04:23.214 --> 04:26.682 There's...Ohh, hoo... A vampire! 04:26.684 --> 04:27.983 No! No! No! No! 04:27.985 --> 04:30.319 Yes way. I saw it real close. 04:30.321 --> 04:33.355 It looked like a girl, but it had fangs like... 04:33.357 --> 04:35.724 [ Grumbling ] 04:35.726 --> 04:37.459 Everybody, ready your weapons. 04:37.461 --> 04:40.162 Don't worry. We'll be ready for it. 04:40.164 --> 04:41.196 [ Bird squawking ] 04:41.198 --> 04:43.165 Ohh! 04:43.167 --> 04:45.133 [ Gasps ] Hey. 04:45.135 --> 04:46.468 [ All gasp ] 04:46.470 --> 04:49.905 No, no, I-it's cool. I'm on your side. 04:49.907 --> 04:51.707 [ Whimpers ] 04:51.709 --> 04:53.475 Go away, vampire. 04:53.477 --> 04:57.346 I'm in the sunlight. I'm not a flipping vampire! 04:57.348 --> 04:59.882 [ All screaming ] 05:01.351 --> 05:03.452 [ Sighs ] 05:05.922 --> 05:07.923 Mm? Mm? 05:07.925 --> 05:09.157 What's that? 05:09.159 --> 05:12.527 Oh, you want old two bread tom to play the song. 05:12.529 --> 05:14.696 Please do not play the song. 05:14.698 --> 05:16.665 No, the child is right. 05:16.667 --> 05:19.868 As humans, it's our duty to tell the tales, 05:19.870 --> 05:21.403 to sing the songs. 05:21.405 --> 05:23.972 Art must survive. 05:25.041 --> 05:27.109 Streaks on the China 05:27.111 --> 05:29.244 never mattered before 05:29.246 --> 05:30.712 who cares? 05:30.714 --> 05:32.848 When you drop-kicked your jacket 05:32.850 --> 05:35.183 as you came through the door 05:35.185 --> 05:36.618 no one glared 05:36.620 --> 05:39.721 but sometimes things get turned around 05:39.723 --> 05:42.724 and no one's spared 05:42.726 --> 05:45.894 all hands, look out below 05:45.896 --> 05:48.931 there's a change in the status quo-o-o 05:48.933 --> 05:53.435 gonna need all the help that we can get 05:53.437 --> 05:55.537 [ coughs ] 05:57.974 --> 05:59.641 [ Growls ] 06:04.647 --> 06:07.749 [ Imitates guitar ] 06:07.751 --> 06:09.584 You want me to play more? 06:09.586 --> 06:11.386 Two bread tom: Yes, please. 06:11.388 --> 06:14.289 The consensus is that your cover's better. 06:14.291 --> 06:17.926 According to our new arrival 06:17.928 --> 06:21.496 life is more than mere survival 06:21.498 --> 06:25.400 and we just might live the good life yet 06:26.936 --> 06:28.971 [ bass playing ] 06:30.440 --> 06:31.940 Hmm? 06:31.942 --> 06:33.108 Oh, man, schwabl, 06:33.110 --> 06:35.444 I sure hope there ain't a little vampire kid 06:35.446 --> 06:36.945 sneaking up behind me. 06:36.947 --> 06:38.280 Vampire attack! 06:38.282 --> 06:40.282 Oh, no! 06:40.284 --> 06:41.450 Ugh! I'm dead. 06:41.452 --> 06:42.651 [ Spits ] 06:42.653 --> 06:44.486 This is serious, Marceline. 06:44.488 --> 06:46.621 What if I was a vampire? 06:46.623 --> 06:49.091 You need an animal hat. 06:51.761 --> 06:54.463 Looks like the project's coming along, huh? 06:54.465 --> 06:57.599 [ Foghorn blares ] Waaaah! 06:59.268 --> 07:00.702 [ Marceline whistles ] 07:00.704 --> 07:02.504 Hey, Marceline! Marceline! 07:02.506 --> 07:05.440 Two bread tom, how's it going, man? 07:05.442 --> 07:08.276 Oh, so good. I had a hoagie for lunch. 07:08.278 --> 07:11.013 And even better, the ship's repairs are almost done. 07:11.015 --> 07:13.648 We should be ready to sail in another day or two. 07:13.650 --> 07:15.984 Oh, that's really great. 07:15.986 --> 07:17.652 But listen, I've cleared out 07:17.654 --> 07:19.388 almost all the vampires that are left. 07:19.390 --> 07:23.125 In another week or two, you won't even have to leave. 07:23.127 --> 07:25.360 Yeah, Marceline! 07:25.362 --> 07:27.963 Oh, Marci, you're such a sweet weird kid. 07:27.965 --> 07:30.832 But it's not just the vampires or the oozers 07:30.834 --> 07:33.001 or them hungry-looking rainbows. 07:33.003 --> 07:36.405 The latest atmospheric readings are going bananas. 07:36.407 --> 07:37.873 Something big is coming. 07:37.875 --> 07:40.175 And it's gonna change all of this. 07:40.177 --> 07:43.412 No, we'd do best to clear out of this continent altogether. 07:43.414 --> 07:45.380 Hey, you should come, too. 07:45.382 --> 07:46.982 After all, you're one of us. 07:46.984 --> 07:48.250 [ Bell clanking ] 07:48.252 --> 07:50.685 They're here! They're here! 07:50.687 --> 07:53.655 Aah! He's biting my hat! 07:54.657 --> 07:56.091 Get to the boat! 07:57.193 --> 07:59.161 [ Vampires grumbling ] 08:06.602 --> 08:08.437 [ Chuckles ] 08:08.439 --> 08:11.506 Oh, geez. Oh, geez. 08:11.508 --> 08:12.707 That's not schwabl, man. 08:12.709 --> 08:15.010 [ Laughs evilly ] 08:15.012 --> 08:16.745 Well, you got me. 08:16.747 --> 08:19.714 What gave it away? The boots? 08:19.716 --> 08:21.950 Aah! 08:27.090 --> 08:29.024 Marceline! 08:29.026 --> 08:31.093 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 08:31.095 --> 08:33.562 Hi, there, hierophant! 08:33.564 --> 08:35.864 Why can't you just let us eat humans? 08:35.866 --> 08:38.567 You're, like, messing up the natural order. 08:38.569 --> 08:40.902 This is our time. 08:40.904 --> 08:42.237 It's my time. 08:42.239 --> 08:45.707 And once I stake and gank your shape-shifting power, 08:45.709 --> 08:48.510 I'll be unstoppable. 08:49.245 --> 08:50.378 Ha! 08:50.380 --> 08:52.380 [ Gasps ] What?! 08:52.382 --> 08:53.748 [ Laughs ] 08:53.750 --> 08:55.817 I picked up self-healing power last month, 08:55.819 --> 08:58.587 off some vamp with a head like a garden trowel. 08:58.589 --> 09:01.389 So, you've slain sister moon. 09:01.391 --> 09:02.591 Look at you. 09:02.593 --> 09:05.293 You're just a hapa demon punk, 09:05.295 --> 09:09.631 blind to the price you must pay for such powers. 09:09.633 --> 09:11.967 [ As Dracula ] Blah! I don't care! 09:11.969 --> 09:13.301 Fine. 09:15.605 --> 09:17.405 Ah! Show yourself! 09:17.407 --> 09:18.640 Okay. 09:18.642 --> 09:20.709 Wah-wah. 09:22.345 --> 09:23.645 [ Gulps ] 09:23.647 --> 09:26.314 [ Laughs evilly ] 09:28.184 --> 09:31.119 Ka-ching! 09:31.121 --> 09:32.320 [ Gasps ] 09:33.923 --> 09:35.290 Oh, geez. 09:35.292 --> 09:38.293 Hey, Marceline, let me "ax" you something. 09:38.295 --> 09:40.295 [ Laughs ] You get it? 09:40.297 --> 09:41.930 You have to leave, tom. 09:41.932 --> 09:44.266 Oh, I didn't think it was that bad. 09:44.268 --> 09:46.434 You have to leave now! 09:46.436 --> 09:47.369 Aah. 09:47.371 --> 09:48.970 He's here. 09:48.972 --> 09:53.341 He's the worst of them all -- the vampire king. 09:55.344 --> 09:58.346 [ Screaming ] 09:58.348 --> 09:59.681 What? 10:02.552 --> 10:05.487 Marceline, you're not dead! Whoo! 10:05.489 --> 10:09.491 P.B.'S cure. It must have worked! 10:09.493 --> 10:11.793 No soy vampire. 10:11.795 --> 10:13.728 Also, untie me, please. 10:13.730 --> 10:15.197 I'm not a murderer! 10:15.199 --> 10:18.567 Okay, but wait, if she's not a vampire, 10:18.569 --> 10:22.304 then what's been draining our cows? 10:22.306 --> 10:24.072 [ Groans ] 10:24.074 --> 10:25.473 Aah! 10:25.475 --> 10:26.875 Finn? 10:28.311 --> 10:29.511 Finn? 10:29.513 --> 10:30.812 Geez. 10:30.814 --> 10:32.480 I hope Finn didn't get blood-sucked 10:32.482 --> 10:34.149 after I stress-fainted. 10:38.387 --> 10:40.388 Who the heck is this? 10:40.390 --> 10:42.324 [ Mellow music plays ] 10:45.661 --> 10:47.729 [ Hisses ] 11:02.211 --> 11:04.646 this party's so crazy!