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Ice King:
[ Snoring ] Una-- [Snorts]

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Unacceptable.

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Mm...Un-unacceptable.

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Unaccepta--
aaah! Lemons!

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Whew!

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[ Sighs ]

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[ Footsteps approaching ]

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Gunter?
Y-you having a bad dream?

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Gunter?

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Oh, my glob.

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[ Breathing heavily ]

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Hello, Simon.

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Aaaaaah-- oh, lady!

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Hi.

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Wait,
you don't remember me?

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Oh, man. I'm so sorry.

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I stalk a lot of ladies.

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Were you at
shelby's barbecue?

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Huh. Looks like you've
lost it all the way.

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You've crossed
the valley of tears

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and come out the other side
but a shadow.

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Oh, thanks.

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Well, all the better
for you to submit.

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I like where this is going.

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Don't resist.

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[ Hisses ]

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[ Smooches ]

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Sell your spirit to the skies.

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Surrender to the empress eyes.

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[ Magic warbles ]

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Empress, my darling!
My great eternal love!

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How can I serve you?
[ Slap! ]

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Bring me blood.

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At once!

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[ Penguins muttering ]

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Alley-oop!

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Weh-weenk!

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[ Splat! ]

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[ Laughing ] Oh, oh,
this is so sad.

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Here you go, my love.

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What's this?
Don't you have any human?

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Humans? Well, Finn's
the only human around here.

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Try a penguin.

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Wenk!

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Ugh.

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You know, empress is
a kind of penguin,

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and your name is empress.

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That's kind of cool, right?

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Bleh.

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Tastes like cheese water.

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Where's
the top-drawer stuff?

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Oh, uh, don't be like that,
honey-poo.

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I'll fix it.
I'll do anything for you.

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Bring me the blood
of Finn!

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Okay.

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[ Whooshing ]

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[ Laughs ] Oh, look.

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I've gotten to my bit.

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"Today I met a super-pretty
cyclops lady with fangs.

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She told me to eat
a fat boulder, and I did it."

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Ha!
I'd forgotten that one.

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[ Laughs ]

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[ Groans ]

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The empress!

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[ Pat! Pat! ]

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Vampiyah,
I'm gonna kick yah

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Vampiyah,
I'm gonna lick yah

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Vampiyah --

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[ snap! ]

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[ Gasps ] Aah!

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[ Creak! ]

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[ Shatter! ]

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Uh-oh.
It's pb's outside clock!

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[ Footsteps approach ]

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[ Creak! ]

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[ Yawns ] Ahh.

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You did a tremendous job
guarding the cabin, Jake.

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But it looks like
you need to be relieved.

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Yeah, I need relief.

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Pb still working on
new vampire-busting gear?

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Yeah,
but she's almost done.

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No sign of Marceline,
though.

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I think she ditched us to
fight the vampires by herself.

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Solo-style.

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We'll go look for her after
pb's device is up and running.

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So, how did you
pass the time?

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Patted my laps
and made some rhymes.

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Stoop, stoop,
sittin' on the stoop

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stoop, stoop,
sittin' on the stoop

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is that pb's outside clock?

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Stoop, stoop,
sittin' on the stoop

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looks like
it's been staked.

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Stoop, stoop,
sittin' on the stoop

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what did you do?
 stoop awww.

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I heard a loud snap,

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and my vampire-hunting
reflexes kicked in!

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Dude, that was her
Uncle gumbald's outside clock.

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Yeeegh! She doesn't have
to know I broke the clock.

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Let's blame it on
the vampires!

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Or we can hide it!

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Whoo!

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Problem solved?
Yeah?

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WhOoop!

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[ Door closes ]

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Echoed voice: Snap!

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Aaah! What was that?!
Vampiyah!

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Aah! Aah! Hyah! Hah!

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Snap, snap,
snapping branches for fun

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oh, ho, ho,
this is riveting.

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"The empress is so nice.

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Today she let me Polish
her boots with my tongue.

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That's almost like
kissing, right?"

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Hey!
Who's my hunny bunny?!

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Simon!

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Marceline!

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What has she done to you?

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[ Rustle! Rustle! ]

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Did she bite you?!

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Hey, calm down.
You're destroying the mood.

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I'm trying to get her
to bite me later.

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Minion!

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Honestly, I'm standing
right here

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as you collude against me
with my sworn enemy.

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It's a bit rude.

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Sorry.
Eh!

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Stake!
[ Yoink! ]

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Yeah!
Finn?

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I got your back,
Marceline!

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Hwah!

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Huh? Ow.

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How dare you stake
my back?

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I was aiming for
your heart!

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Ice King,
bind the interlopers in ice.

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Heh.
[ Magic warbles ]

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[ Gasps ]

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[ Finn and Marceline screaming ]

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Let's keep it down, huh?
My baby's resting.

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Aaaaaah! No way!
Waaaaaaah!

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Shush!

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[ Magic warbles ]

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Simon, you have to resist
the empress!

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But she's a woman.

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Aha! Ohh.

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She's a vampire!

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I hunt vampires
because of you!

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Because of me?

147
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how my life was without you

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[ echoing ] I thought my life
was through

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I could barely
stay on my feet

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and I couldn't find much
to eat

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every so often,
I'd make a sad tone

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because I felt so, so alone

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I missed you by my side

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I was so lost
without you as my guide

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then one day, I thought
I saw you from far away

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but it wasn't you when
he turned around to say

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hello to the little girl
running up to him

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also to his wife

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the day was getting dim

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I wanted to get close,
and to talk to the couple

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then I saw a vampire
about to cause them trouble

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I destroyed the vampire enemy,
but I'd scared away the family

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[ both screaming ]

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Mem-mem-memories

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mem-mem-mem memories

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mem-mem-mem-mem memories

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mem-memories

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staking vampires,

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protecting
the last remaining humans,

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it felt like I was
protecting you.

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It was the only thing
that brought me happiness

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during those years.

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Oh, Marceline!

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[ Crying ]

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Simon?

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A-are you remembering?

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[ Sobbing ]

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[ Cackles ]

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Pa-chazz!

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[ Clunk! ]

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Shmowzow.

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Please, Simon!

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Remember our history!

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Our what now?

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[ Cries ]

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[ Chuckles ]
Oh, Marceline.

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I heard everything.
I was invisible.

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All your tiresome
mortal emotions,

189
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they'll all be over soon.

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Minion, I order you
to kill Marceline.

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Whaaa? No way.

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She's my pal!

193
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Are you disobeying me?

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Hey, it's called
real talking.

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1,000 years later

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and you still can't get
anything right, can you?

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Here's our chance!
[ Smash! ]

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Ice King: Please, baby,
don't say that.

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[ Smash! ]
Yes!

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You're my thrall.

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I am enthralled by you!

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You distract
the empress.

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[ Whooping ]

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Squeeze!

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Yaaaah!

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[ Magic warbles ]
Ha!

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[ Magic warbles ]

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No!
Heuk!

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[ Ice crackling ]

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Drat.

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Aaaaaaaah!

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You got this comin'.

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No!

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Simon,
what are you doing?

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Let me go!

216
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If you want to hurt my lady,
you'll have to go through me!

217
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Uuuuuugh!

218
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Now, oaf! Kill her!

219
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Sweetie, there's no need
to raise your voice.

220
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What?!
Okay, that's it.

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Turn and look at me.

222
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Oh!

223
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Are we gonna gaze into
each other's eyes again?

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[ Slithers ]

225
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You must fall deeper
under my spell.

226
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Sell your spirit to the skies.

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I can see myself
in your pupils.

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Hee-hee.

229
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You're not even hypnotized.
At all.

230
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Them gigantic
sparkly orbs of yours

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could hypnotize
an earclops.

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[ Ting! ]

233
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So, you're not.

234
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Eh-heh, no.

235
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You stupid donkey.

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[ Hiss! ]

237
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B-but honey, wh-why you
being so mean to me?

238
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Because you're too thick
to even fall under my spell.

239
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And you got no class.

240
00:09:06,163 --> 00:09:08,263
Oh, so you're doing that?

241
00:09:08,265 --> 00:09:09,464
You're gonna start
name-calling?

242
00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:11,099
You want to play
the blame game?!

243
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Okay!

244
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Well, if you weren't
so perfect

245
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and -- and pretty...
And statuesque and...And --

246
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come on, Simon.
It's over.

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[ Whimpers ]

248
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It's gonna be okay, man.

249
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Nope, nope.
This way. This way.

250
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Come on. Let's get you
some ice cream.

251
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That's the last time you're
gonna toy with his heart.

252
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Psht!

253
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If you really cared about him,

254
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why'd you let him degenerate

255
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into this pathetic
clown character?

256
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He used to have more of
a silver-fox thing going on,

257
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with his hair
and those cute glasses.

258
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He was happier then,
you know.

259
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When he was serving me.

260
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Aaaaaaah!
[ Shatter! ]

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Dang, girl.
Aaah!

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Aaah!

263
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Aah! [ Hisses ]

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Gah!

265
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Open those peepers!

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Eat a stake!

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[ Hisses ]

268
00:10:01,218 --> 00:10:03,351
Huhn...No!

269
00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:04,452
[ Laughs ]

270
00:10:04,454 --> 00:10:05,754
[ Magic warbles ]
Ugh!

271
00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:08,857
I don't understand this.

272
00:10:08,859 --> 00:10:10,425
Marceline!

273
00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,562
Yeah, you're welcome!

274
00:10:16,666 --> 00:10:17,799
[ Stab! ]
Hunh...

275
00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:20,468
[ Poof! ]

276
00:10:20,470 --> 00:10:23,438
[ Inhales deeply ]

277
00:10:24,373 --> 00:10:26,775
[ Echoed laugh ]

278
00:10:30,012 --> 00:10:32,013
Um...Marceline?

279
00:10:32,015 --> 00:10:33,548
[ Sighs ] All right.

280
00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:36,384
I shouldn't have tried to
go it alone with the vamps.

281
00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:39,054
From now on,
we'll do this team-up style.

282
00:10:39,056 --> 00:10:42,023
Okay, <i>team.</i>
<i>You're still invisible.</i>

283
00:10:42,025 --> 00:10:43,692
Oh! Heh...Whoops.

284
00:10:43,694 --> 00:10:45,227
Oh!

285
00:10:45,229 --> 00:10:46,728
Hm.

286
00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:48,430
[ Splat! ]

287
00:11:01,010 --> 00:11:04,079
this party is so crazy!