WEBVTT 00:07.190 --> 00:08.757 Ice King: [ Snoring ] Una-- [Snorts] 00:08.759 --> 00:10.526 Unacceptable. 00:10.528 --> 00:12.861 Mm...Un-unacceptable. 00:12.863 --> 00:16.231 Unaccepta-- aaah! Lemons! 00:16.233 --> 00:17.733 Whew! 00:17.735 --> 00:19.301 [ Sighs ] 00:19.303 --> 00:20.269 [ Footsteps approaching ] 00:20.271 --> 00:24.607 Gunter? Y-you having a bad dream? 00:24.609 --> 00:26.275 Gunter? 00:34.250 --> 00:35.584 Oh, my glob. 00:35.586 --> 00:38.487 [ Breathing heavily ] 00:39.389 --> 00:40.956 Hello, Simon. 00:40.958 --> 00:44.493 Aaaaaah-- oh, lady! 00:44.495 --> 00:45.661 Hi. 00:45.663 --> 00:47.663 Wait, you don't remember me? 00:47.665 --> 00:50.633 Oh, man. I'm so sorry. 00:50.635 --> 00:52.301 I stalk a lot of ladies. 00:52.303 --> 00:55.137 Were you at shelby's barbecue? 00:55.139 --> 00:57.840 Huh. Looks like you've lost it all the way. 00:57.842 --> 00:59.475 You've crossed the valley of tears 00:59.477 --> 01:01.777 and come out the other side but a shadow. 01:01.779 --> 01:03.445 Oh, thanks. 01:03.447 --> 01:06.982 Well, all the better for you to submit. 01:06.984 --> 01:09.451 I like where this is going. 01:09.453 --> 01:10.853 Don't resist. 01:10.855 --> 01:12.321 [ Hisses ] 01:12.323 --> 01:14.056 [ Smooches ] 01:16.960 --> 01:20.863 Sell your spirit to the skies. 01:20.865 --> 01:23.832 Surrender to the empress eyes. 01:23.834 --> 01:25.768 [ Magic warbles ] 01:28.705 --> 01:30.973 Empress, my darling! My great eternal love! 01:30.975 --> 01:32.641 How can I serve you? [ Slap! ] 01:32.643 --> 01:34.877 Bring me blood. 01:34.879 --> 01:36.879 At once! 01:36.881 --> 01:38.347 [ Penguins muttering ] 01:38.349 --> 01:39.815 Alley-oop! 01:39.817 --> 01:41.183 Weh-weenk! 01:41.185 --> 01:42.184 [ Splat! ] 01:42.186 --> 01:46.655 [ Laughing ] Oh, oh, this is so sad. 01:46.657 --> 01:47.990 Here you go, my love. 01:47.992 --> 01:50.225 What's this? Don't you have any human? 01:50.227 --> 01:53.462 Humans? Well, Finn's the only human around here. 01:53.464 --> 01:54.530 Try a penguin. 01:54.532 --> 01:56.198 Wenk! 01:56.200 --> 01:57.900 Ugh. 01:57.902 --> 02:00.869 You know, empress is a kind of penguin, 02:00.871 --> 02:02.204 and your name is empress. 02:02.206 --> 02:04.206 That's kind of cool, right? 02:04.208 --> 02:05.708 Bleh. 02:05.710 --> 02:07.342 Tastes like cheese water. 02:07.344 --> 02:09.178 Where's the top-drawer stuff? 02:09.180 --> 02:11.380 Oh, uh, don't be like that, honey-poo. 02:11.382 --> 02:13.816 I'll fix it. I'll do anything for you. 02:13.818 --> 02:16.485 Bring me the blood of Finn! 02:16.487 --> 02:18.053 Okay. 02:18.055 --> 02:21.957 [ Whooshing ] 02:23.827 --> 02:25.894 [ Laughs ] Oh, look. 02:25.896 --> 02:27.362 I've gotten to my bit. 02:27.364 --> 02:31.400 "Today I met a super-pretty cyclops lady with fangs. 02:31.402 --> 02:35.904 She told me to eat a fat boulder, and I did it." 02:35.906 --> 02:37.906 Ha! I'd forgotten that one. 02:37.908 --> 02:38.841 [ Laughs ] 02:38.843 --> 02:40.409 [ Groans ] 02:40.411 --> 02:42.911 The empress! 02:45.782 --> 02:47.082 [ Pat! Pat! ] 02:47.084 --> 02:49.418 Vampiyah, I'm gonna kick yah 02:49.420 --> 02:51.954 Vampiyah, I'm gonna lick yah 02:51.956 --> 02:52.855 Vampiyah -- 02:52.857 --> 02:53.722 [ snap! ] 02:53.724 --> 02:55.357 [ Gasps ] Aah! 02:55.359 --> 02:56.592 [ Creak! ] 02:56.594 --> 02:58.327 [ Shatter! ] 03:00.096 --> 03:03.599 Uh-oh. It's pb's outside clock! 03:03.601 --> 03:05.267 [ Footsteps approach ] 03:05.269 --> 03:06.769 [ Creak! ] 03:06.771 --> 03:08.303 [ Yawns ] Ahh. 03:08.305 --> 03:11.306 You did a tremendous job guarding the cabin, Jake. 03:11.308 --> 03:13.642 But it looks like you need to be relieved. 03:13.644 --> 03:15.110 Yeah, I need relief. 03:15.112 --> 03:17.813 Pb still working on new vampire-busting gear? 03:17.815 --> 03:19.381 Yeah, but she's almost done. 03:19.383 --> 03:21.116 No sign of Marceline, though. 03:21.118 --> 03:23.786 I think she ditched us to fight the vampires by herself. 03:23.788 --> 03:25.287 Solo-style. 03:25.289 --> 03:27.956 We'll go look for her after pb's device is up and running. 03:27.958 --> 03:29.925 So, how did you pass the time? 03:29.927 --> 03:32.060 Patted my laps and made some rhymes. 03:32.062 --> 03:34.730 Stoop, stoop, sittin' on the stoop 03:34.732 --> 03:37.132 stoop, stoop, sittin' on the stoop 03:37.134 --> 03:38.567 is that pb's outside clock? 03:38.569 --> 03:40.135 Stoop, stoop, sittin' on the stoop 03:40.137 --> 03:41.637 looks like it's been staked. 03:41.639 --> 03:43.305 Stoop, stoop, sittin' on the stoop 03:43.307 --> 03:44.807 what did you do? stoop awww. 03:44.809 --> 03:46.108 I heard a loud snap, 03:46.110 --> 03:48.477 and my vampire-hunting reflexes kicked in! 03:48.479 --> 03:51.480 Dude, that was her Uncle gumbald's outside clock. 03:51.482 --> 03:54.316 Yeeegh! She doesn't have to know I broke the clock. 03:54.318 --> 03:56.618 Let's blame it on the vampires! 03:56.620 --> 03:57.786 Or we can hide it! 03:57.788 --> 03:59.254 Whoo! 03:59.256 --> 04:03.325 Problem solved? Yeah? 04:03.327 --> 04:04.526 WhOoop! 04:04.528 --> 04:06.195 [ Door closes ] 04:06.197 --> 04:07.496 Echoed voice: Snap! 04:07.498 --> 04:09.865 Aaah! What was that?! Vampiyah! 04:09.867 --> 04:12.401 Aah! Aah! Hyah! Hah! 04:13.469 --> 04:16.605 Snap, snap, snapping branches for fun 04:20.877 --> 04:22.945 oh, ho, ho, this is riveting. 04:22.947 --> 04:25.280 "The empress is so nice. 04:25.282 --> 04:28.550 Today she let me Polish her boots with my tongue. 04:28.552 --> 04:30.853 That's almost like kissing, right?" 04:30.855 --> 04:34.022 Hey! Who's my hunny bunny?! 04:34.024 --> 04:34.957 Simon! 04:34.959 --> 04:36.058 Marceline! 04:36.060 --> 04:38.227 What has she done to you? 04:38.229 --> 04:39.728 [ Rustle! Rustle! ] 04:39.730 --> 04:41.063 Did she bite you?! 04:41.065 --> 04:44.032 Hey, calm down. You're destroying the mood. 04:44.034 --> 04:45.901 I'm trying to get her to bite me later. 04:45.903 --> 04:47.135 Minion! 04:47.137 --> 04:48.737 Honestly, I'm standing right here 04:48.739 --> 04:51.473 as you collude against me with my sworn enemy. 04:51.475 --> 04:52.975 It's a bit rude. 04:52.977 --> 04:54.343 Sorry. Eh! 04:54.345 --> 04:55.978 Stake! [ Yoink! ] 04:55.980 --> 04:57.079 Yeah! Finn? 04:57.081 --> 04:59.715 I got your back, Marceline! 04:59.717 --> 05:01.917 Hwah! 05:01.919 --> 05:03.051 Huh? Ow. 05:03.053 --> 05:05.420 How dare you stake my back? 05:05.422 --> 05:07.256 I was aiming for your heart! 05:07.258 --> 05:10.425 Ice King, bind the interlopers in ice. 05:11.194 --> 05:12.561 Heh. [ Magic warbles ] 05:12.563 --> 05:13.362 [ Gasps ] 05:13.364 --> 05:15.397 [ Finn and Marceline screaming ] 05:15.399 --> 05:18.400 Let's keep it down, huh? My baby's resting. 05:18.402 --> 05:20.669 Aaaaaah! No way! Waaaaaaah! 05:20.671 --> 05:21.536 Shush! 05:21.538 --> 05:22.571 [ Magic warbles ] 05:23.673 --> 05:27.242 Simon, you have to resist the empress! 05:27.244 --> 05:29.411 But she's a woman. 05:29.413 --> 05:31.546 Aha! Ohh. 05:31.548 --> 05:33.382 She's a vampire! 05:33.384 --> 05:36.084 I hunt vampires because of you! 05:36.086 --> 05:37.786 Because of me? 05:38.956 --> 05:41.356 how my life was without you 05:41.358 --> 05:44.359 [ echoing ] I thought my life was through 05:44.361 --> 05:47.095 I could barely stay on my feet 05:47.097 --> 05:49.598 and I couldn't find much to eat 05:49.600 --> 05:52.367 every so often, I'd make a sad tone 05:52.369 --> 05:55.370 because I felt so, so alone 05:55.372 --> 05:57.472 I missed you by my side 05:57.474 --> 06:01.476 I was so lost without you as my guide 06:01.478 --> 06:04.579 then one day, I thought I saw you from far away 06:04.581 --> 06:07.950 but it wasn't you when he turned around to say 06:07.952 --> 06:12.154 hello to the little girl running up to him 06:12.156 --> 06:13.889 also to his wife 06:13.891 --> 06:15.724 the day was getting dim 06:15.726 --> 06:19.628 I wanted to get close, and to talk to the couple 06:19.630 --> 06:23.799 then I saw a vampire about to cause them trouble 06:23.801 --> 06:28.804 I destroyed the vampire enemy, but I'd scared away the family 06:28.806 --> 06:30.138 [ both screaming ] 06:30.140 --> 06:33.008 Mem-mem-memories 06:33.010 --> 06:35.110 mem-mem-mem memories 06:35.112 --> 06:36.845 mem-mem-mem-mem memories 06:36.847 --> 06:39.581 mem-memories 06:39.583 --> 06:41.450 staking vampires, 06:41.452 --> 06:44.019 protecting the last remaining humans, 06:44.021 --> 06:46.488 it felt like I was protecting you. 06:46.490 --> 06:49.191 It was the only thing that brought me happiness 06:49.193 --> 06:50.325 during those years. 06:50.327 --> 06:52.260 Oh, Marceline! 06:52.262 --> 06:53.762 [ Crying ] 06:53.764 --> 06:55.163 Simon? 06:55.165 --> 06:56.798 A-are you remembering? 06:56.800 --> 06:58.600 [ Sobbing ] 06:58.602 --> 07:00.602 [ Cackles ] 07:00.604 --> 07:01.870 Pa-chazz! 07:01.872 --> 07:02.771 [ Clunk! ] 07:02.773 --> 07:03.839 Shmowzow. 07:03.841 --> 07:05.807 Please, Simon! 07:05.809 --> 07:07.676 Remember our history! 07:07.678 --> 07:08.944 Our what now? 07:08.946 --> 07:11.179 [ Cries ] 07:11.181 --> 07:14.216 [ Chuckles ] Oh, Marceline. 07:14.218 --> 07:16.885 I heard everything. I was invisible. 07:16.887 --> 07:19.821 All your tiresome mortal emotions, 07:19.823 --> 07:21.123 they'll all be over soon. 07:21.125 --> 07:24.659 Minion, I order you to kill Marceline. 07:24.661 --> 07:26.862 Whaaa? No way. 07:26.864 --> 07:28.296 She's my pal! 07:28.298 --> 07:30.132 Are you disobeying me? 07:30.134 --> 07:32.167 Hey, it's called real talking. 07:32.169 --> 07:33.702 1,000 years later 07:33.704 --> 07:35.537 and you still can't get anything right, can you? 07:35.539 --> 07:36.872 Here's our chance! [ Smash! ] 07:36.874 --> 07:38.840 Ice King: Please, baby, don't say that. 07:38.842 --> 07:39.708 [ Smash! ] Yes! 07:39.710 --> 07:41.977 You're my thrall. 07:41.979 --> 07:43.045 I am enthralled by you! 07:43.047 --> 07:44.046 You distract the empress. 07:44.048 --> 07:46.281 [ Whooping ] 07:47.717 --> 07:48.884 Squeeze! 07:48.886 --> 07:50.018 Yaaaah! 07:50.020 --> 07:51.720 [ Magic warbles ] Ha! 07:51.722 --> 07:53.255 [ Magic warbles ] 07:53.257 --> 07:54.856 No! Heuk! 07:54.858 --> 07:56.858 [ Ice crackling ] 07:56.860 --> 07:57.893 Drat. 07:57.895 --> 08:00.328 Aaaaaaaah! 08:01.731 --> 08:04.032 You got this comin'. 08:04.034 --> 08:05.700 No! 08:05.702 --> 08:07.903 Simon, what are you doing? 08:07.905 --> 08:10.005 Let me go! 08:10.007 --> 08:14.743 If you want to hurt my lady, you'll have to go through me! 08:14.745 --> 08:16.078 Uuuuuugh! 08:16.080 --> 08:18.547 Now, oaf! Kill her! 08:18.549 --> 08:21.083 Sweetie, there's no need to raise your voice. 08:21.085 --> 08:23.685 What?! Okay, that's it. 08:23.687 --> 08:24.953 Turn and look at me. 08:24.955 --> 08:26.354 Oh! 08:26.356 --> 08:29.224 Are we gonna gaze into each other's eyes again? 08:29.226 --> 08:30.525 [ Slithers ] 08:30.527 --> 08:34.029 You must fall deeper under my spell. 08:34.031 --> 08:37.766 Sell your spirit to the skies. 08:37.768 --> 08:39.935 I can see myself in your pupils. 08:39.937 --> 08:41.136 Hee-hee. 08:41.138 --> 08:44.739 You're not even hypnotized. At all. 08:44.741 --> 08:47.109 Them gigantic sparkly orbs of yours 08:47.111 --> 08:48.810 could hypnotize an earclops. 08:48.812 --> 08:49.711 [ Ting! ] 08:49.713 --> 08:52.080 So, you're not. 08:52.082 --> 08:53.281 Eh-heh, no. 08:53.283 --> 08:56.284 You stupid donkey. 08:56.286 --> 08:57.819 [ Hiss! ] 08:57.821 --> 09:00.822 B-but honey, wh-why you being so mean to me? 09:00.824 --> 09:04.459 Because you're too thick to even fall under my spell. 09:04.461 --> 09:06.161 And you got no class. 09:06.163 --> 09:08.263 Oh, so you're doing that? 09:08.265 --> 09:09.464 You're gonna start name-calling? 09:09.466 --> 09:11.099 You want to play the blame game?! 09:11.101 --> 09:12.267 Okay! 09:12.269 --> 09:14.970 Well, if you weren't so perfect 09:14.972 --> 09:18.573 and -- and pretty... And statuesque and...And -- 09:18.575 --> 09:20.842 come on, Simon. It's over. 09:20.844 --> 09:21.576 [ Whimpers ] 09:21.578 --> 09:23.145 It's gonna be okay, man. 09:23.147 --> 09:24.579 Nope, nope. This way. This way. 09:24.581 --> 09:26.281 Come on. Let's get you some ice cream. 09:26.283 --> 09:29.651 That's the last time you're gonna toy with his heart. 09:29.653 --> 09:30.485 Psht! 09:30.487 --> 09:32.621 If you really cared about him, 09:32.623 --> 09:34.156 why'd you let him degenerate 09:34.158 --> 09:35.957 into this pathetic clown character? 09:35.959 --> 09:38.527 He used to have more of a silver-fox thing going on, 09:38.529 --> 09:40.428 with his hair and those cute glasses. 09:40.430 --> 09:42.097 He was happier then, you know. 09:42.099 --> 09:44.332 When he was serving me. 09:44.334 --> 09:45.667 Aaaaaaah! [ Shatter! ] 09:45.669 --> 09:47.669 Dang, girl. Aaah! 09:48.304 --> 09:50.038 Aaah! 09:51.440 --> 09:53.008 Aah! [ Hisses ] 09:53.010 --> 09:55.010 Gah! 09:55.012 --> 09:57.012 Open those peepers! 09:57.014 --> 09:58.680 Eat a stake! 09:58.682 --> 10:01.216 [ Hisses ] 10:01.218 --> 10:03.351 Huhn...No! 10:03.353 --> 10:04.452 [ Laughs ] 10:04.454 --> 10:05.754 [ Magic warbles ] Ugh! 10:07.023 --> 10:08.857 I don't understand this. 10:08.859 --> 10:10.425 Marceline! 10:11.360 --> 10:13.562 Yeah, you're welcome! 10:16.666 --> 10:17.799 [ Stab! ] Hunh... 10:18.701 --> 10:20.468 [ Poof! ] 10:20.470 --> 10:23.438 [ Inhales deeply ] 10:24.373 --> 10:26.775 [ Echoed laugh ] 10:30.012 --> 10:32.013 Um...Marceline? 10:32.015 --> 10:33.548 [ Sighs ] All right. 10:33.550 --> 10:36.384 I shouldn't have tried to go it alone with the vamps. 10:36.386 --> 10:39.054 From now on, we'll do this team-up style. 10:39.056 --> 10:42.023 Okay, team. You're still invisible. 10:42.025 --> 10:43.692 Oh! Heh...Whoops. 10:43.694 --> 10:45.227 Oh! 10:45.229 --> 10:46.728 Hm. 10:46.730 --> 10:48.430 [ Splat! ] 11:01.010 --> 11:04.079 this party is so crazy!