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time, sweet time
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don't slip away from me
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love
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it flows like a garden hose
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rise, you rose
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love out of time
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face me your face
[ Knock on door ]
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Put your love in its place
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in my face
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in my face
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in my face
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[ burps ]
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[ Burps ]
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[ Burps ]
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Wait,
I was hunting a vampire,
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the moon...
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[ Burping continues ]
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Cut it out!
That's not helping her!
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But mom and dad
always burped on us.
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It's a cure-all!
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Sorry, guys,
there are no cure-alls.
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Your parents were just burping
on you for kicks.
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Oh, yeah,
that makes sense.
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[ Burps ]
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Oh, sorry, last one.
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Ugh!
What did you eat, Jake?!
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Hey, now!
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I pride myself in having
nice-smelling burps.
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Just kidding.
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Pride, hmm.
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Do you guys know
what "hubris" is?
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It's like
an old-timey deity
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who weighed your deeds
on a scale.
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No, it means excessive
pride or arrogance.
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That's like you, pb.
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Dude.
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No, it's true.
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I believed in myself
so much
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that I was blind
to the possible consequences.
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Don't believe in yourself
so much, then, dum dum.
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Now my best friend is dying
of poison because of me.
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That ain't true, pb.
Marcy took a risk.
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And you helped her
because you're her friend.
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Real friends take each other
to the edge of death --
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'cause death is life!
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Right, Finn?
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Shoot, yeah!
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I get poisoned all the time
just doing the dishes!
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I get poisoned on purpose --
for research.
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I have a poison lab
back at the castle.
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Well, let's get our butts
over there, then!
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Find the moon, Finn.
We'll work on an antidote.
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You guys take her back
to the poison lab.
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Maybe we can extract
her healing powers.
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Word!
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Hey, wait!
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What should I do?
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You guys?
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Shudders ]
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[ Laughing ]
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Finn:
Moon pearls...
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We're on her trail.
Gross!
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I think they're pretty.
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What if they're, like,
her boogers -- or worse?
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Come on, Jake!
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Ew, ew, ew, ew!
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Sometimes I think vampires
were invented
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just to torment me.
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Whoa.
I don't think so, man.
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I think
you might have a hubris.
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I'm just saying
it's a possibility.
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Hey, look!
The moon's pontoon.
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See?!
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I hate it!
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What is this, some hut the moon
plopped out of her bod?
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I don't think so.
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This mummy job
looks like
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it used to belong
to that mummy job.
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Still hate it.
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What's that, pickles?
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Ew.
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Yeah, that's her.
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[ Splat! ]
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Shouldn't she, like,
explode or something?
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She just healed that sword
right out of her bod!
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Let's try frying her up
in the sun.
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Oh, yeah.
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Wow! Wow!
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How are we supposed to destroy
this stay-fresh creep?
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Hmm.
Let's stick with pb's plan
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and try staking her a bunch
of different ways.
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[ Squishing ]
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Hmm...Higher...
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Higher.
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Lower.
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Up -- lower...
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Perfect.
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Whoa!
-Hey!
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Ah!
What are you doing here,
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former Princess Bubblegum?
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Did you forget that
you lost the election?
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Monarchies
are not democracies!
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What?!
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[ Screaming ]
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Oof!
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Aah!
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All: Whoa.
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Hey!
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Banana guards,
seize her!
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Uh, princess,
should we listen to him?
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No, just keep him
out of my way!
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And untie crunchy!
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Thank you,
your princessness!
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[ Squishing ]
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Man, we've been doing this
for hours.
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You know, it's weird
that PB wanted us
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to stake her back,
instead of us taking her back.
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Wait.
"Taking" or "staking"?
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She said "you guys,
'sztake' her back."
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No, yeah!
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She said,
"you guys, take her back."
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So which one
should we do?
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Both, I guess.
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We'd better hurry before she
wakes up at sundown.
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Whoops.
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[ Fretting ]
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Get her back in the vase!
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[ Hisses ]
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Come get us,
blood bucket!
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What?!
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Run!
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here she come!
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Dude, for real,
why'd you make her chase us?
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Marcy needs
her healing powers.
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"Stake her back"
to the castle, bro!
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Shoot, just don't let her
near my deli tray!
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Well, run harder, dude!
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Okay! [ Screams ]
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Man, she is really
booking it hard!
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You see that, Jake?
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No, bro,
just let me run!
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Holy stink!
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She's smiling right at me!
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I don't need
a play-by-play, man!
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[ Panting ]
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She's messing with us.
What do you mean?!
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I mean she's not catching up
on purpose!
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Why do you think that?
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She's giving me this look...
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Slow down
so I can talk to her.
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No, boy, you crazy!
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Just do it!
[ Smack! ]
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I won't let her bite you!
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Okay, my life is
in your hands, man!
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Hey.
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We're leading you
to a trap.
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We're gonna suck out your
healing power and dust you.
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And then I'm gonna put your dust
in a litter box.
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And get a tiger to drop
a huge smelly tiger bomb
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on your sorry dust clumps!
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Stop hitting my butt!
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[ Deep, scary voice ]
You run
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in the path of my light.
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That's her voice?!
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How can you lead me
when I am your guide?
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Are you being literal
or allegorical?
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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Me no like!
Run, Jake, run!
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But she said
I'm running in her light!
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Who gives a donk?!
Just go!
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All right, where's
your measuring equipment?
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I need to see
some charts!
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And tubes --
where are your tubes?
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This process
uses no tubes
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and involves no quantifiable
measurements.
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Calm your mind and let the
crystal medium work its magi--
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it's science.
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[ Sighs ]
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All right, pep.
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[ Labored breathing ]
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I just wish I could do more
for her.
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[ Sobbing ]
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There, there.
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We're all worried
about Marceline.
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That's not really
why I'm crying.
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Princess,
we really miss you!
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[ All crying ]
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Come on, guys,
it's all right.
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Oh!
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Shh, shh, shh, shh.
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
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Okay, finished.
That's it?
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You just go "shu, shu, shu"
with your hands?
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Don't question
my methods!
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This is my world.
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Okay, what now, then?
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We wait, like,
two hours.
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Oh.
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Let's do something else.
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Like what?
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Mm, video games?
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I don't like video games.
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Me neither.
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I don't even have a system
to play on or anything.
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I got a video game
back at my place.
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But I just got it
so I could stay in shape.
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How do you get in shape
playing a game?
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Uh...
It's like a yoga video.
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So it's not
a game at all.
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No, it is.
It's a video game.
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Uh, it's a video.
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Yes.
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A yoga video.
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Game.
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A game.
Video.
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You guys.
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[ Screams ]
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We brought the moon!
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What do we do?
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[ Deep, scary voice ]
Die like pigs!
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[ Both scream ]
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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Hold her off
till Marcy wakes up!
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She's not doing anything.
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You gonna try something?
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Okay, I guess.
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Whoops!
What was that?!
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I don't know, man, I think
I just got tapped out!
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"Tap out"?
When do you ever tap out?
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Pigs!
[ Gasps ]
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She's doing
something weird!
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[ Grunts ]
Jake, help!
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I can't!
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I feel like I'm in a slow-motion
terror dream!
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Banana guards, help!
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[ Both whimpering ]
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[ Hisses ]
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[ Both screaming ]
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[ Gulps, sighs ]
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[ Slurping ]
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Princess,
I can't stop her!
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You kind of have to, Finn!
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Rats!
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Okay, let me get my sword.
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Marceline!
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It's locked, dipstick!
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[ Grunting ]
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Open, pig! Open, pig!
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Pigs!
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Come on, Marcy, wake up!
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Wake up!
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It's spring again
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and the yard is full
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of tiny flowers
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you used to call them weeds
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and you killed them all
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but they were
growing too tall
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what?!
I can't hear you!
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I said, "wake up,
Marceline."
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What?!
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Wake u--
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huh?
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Moon: Pigs!
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Pigs!
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You!
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Marceline!
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Pigs, pigs!
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[ Chuckles evilly ]
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Did you just yell "pigs"
at the lock until it opened?
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[ Snarls ]
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Oh! Oh!
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In your face!
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Marcy, now!
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[ Gulps ]
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Groaning ]
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Finn.
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Yes!
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Finn, she's dead.
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Oh, thank glob.
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this party is so crazy!