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Oh, geez. Oh, geez.
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Ugh, come on.
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Uh...
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Come on. Come on.
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Bubblegum:
Finn, don't worry about it.
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We've got bigger fish
to fry right now.
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[ Roaring ]
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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[ Whoosh! ]
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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But...
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It's fine.
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Pep butt used to love
being scattered all around.
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He used to tell me that.
Lies!
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Those farmers won't keep
this thing busy for long.
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So it's up to the four of us
to stop him.
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Are you ready,
Marceline?
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Marceline?
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Hey, what's wrong?
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[ Sighs ]
Me, I guess.
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What?
Me.
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I'm wrong.
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This -- all of this! --
This is all my fault.
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Even just fighting the vampires
in the first place
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screwed everything up.
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Sure screwed me up,
anyway.
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And, geez Louise,
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trying to fix it --
trying to fix me...
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Just made things
a thousand times worse
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so why even try, you know?
What's the point?
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What? Marceline, no.
Come on!
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We're always the underdogs,
you and me,
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and we always
pull through.
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Like that one time,
you remember?
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The case of
the purloined egg?
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No!
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I told you, that's it.
I'm done.
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All right people,
this is our last stand!
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It's gonna take every one of us
to see this thing through --
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me, onion man, short man,
Terry -- whoa! -- Short-stack,
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good-beard, Deshawn, seedman,
sandwich Paul, angry Susan...
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[ Grunts ]
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...muy Linda, Dr. belstar...
Farmer: Help!
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...limbo man, quasar, dogman,
tightwad, raspberry Sam...
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Farmer #2: Up here!
...Deejay fresh-start,
and my boy big trace.
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You sure you're not coming,
Marceline?
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We could really use
your help.
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Marceline?
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Okay,
maybe later then.
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Come on, Finn!
Let me hear that war cry!
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[ Both burping ]
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Well, you finally did it,
big guy.
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You won. Well played.
[ Roaring ]
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I just kind of wish
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you would gotten it over with
a thousand years ago
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and saved us all
some trouble.
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[ Thudding ]
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Better late than never,
I guess.
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[ Sighs ]
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Smelled something bad
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just a sec, now it's gone
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was it there all along?
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Smelled like garbage
and cheese
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was it just on the breeze?
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Or was it me?
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Was it reality?
Ice King: was it reality?
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You remembered my song!
[ Chuckles ]
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Simon?
W-what are you doing here?
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Well, I saw through
my peeping scope
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that everything was going boom
and exploding and monsters,
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and all my friends were in grave
danger and horrible torment.
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And you wanted to help?
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No!
I felt left out.
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I'm just a phone call away,
you know?
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I'm sorry, Simon.
Next time, for sure.
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[ Sighs ]
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Anyway, you don't want in
on this fight.
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This one's a loser.
Oh, I see.
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Sittin' this one out,
huh?
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Yeah, I guess.
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And don't try
to talk me out of it.
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What? No, no,
I'm right there with you.
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You and me --
we're survivors, right?
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Like cockroaches or rats.
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Sure, you could fight
and try to save the day,
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but what if you lose?
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Then what?
You could die.
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Better to run and hide
like a rat, right, buddy?!
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Ugh!
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Did you just call me
a cockroach, Simon?!
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What? No!
No, no, no, no.
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Thanks, buddy.
Yes.
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[ Warbling ]
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[ Roaring ]
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King of Ooo:
Ahh, this is nice.
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Getting a little warm
for royal fineries, though.
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Mm-hmm!
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Princess?
It sounds pretty bad out there.
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Perhaps you should
protect your people?
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[ Roaring in distance ]
Yeesh, it does sound bad!
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Hey, banana men,
listen to your princess!
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In my kingdom,
we look after our own -- me!
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You look after me!
Close the gates!
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Aah!
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S-she's beautiful.
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You're preaching
to the preacher, brother.
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I'm beautiful!
Close the gate!
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No.
You're not beautiful.
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We see you clearly now.
You're earwax!
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You're earwax!
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Aah! Huh?!
[ Crunchy grunts ]
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And the power returns
to crunchy!
Aah!
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[ Muffled shouting ]
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But you love m-e-e-e-e!
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And instead of a wax idol,
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they shall have
a true princess...
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Wrought of iron,
with teeth of diamonds.
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Her heart is ice!
Her will is fire!
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Princess crunchy,
the unforgiving!
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Go fight that thing for me!
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[ All cheering ]
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[ Thudding ]
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[ Squeals ]
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[ Grunts ]
Whoa!
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Finn, this ain't workin'.
It's just fart grabbin'.
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Yeah, but what else
can we do?
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[ Sighs ]
Dudes, I don't know.
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Look!
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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[ Feet pounding ]
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[ Thudding ]
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[ Scratching ]
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[ Squeals ]
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[ Roaring ]
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[ Trumpet blows ]
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[ Thud ]
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Zip! ]
Whoa!
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[ Grunts ]
I'm gonna poop my pants
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if Finn kills this guy
instead of me!
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[ Screech! ]
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[ Screeching continues ]
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Wha?!
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[ Screeching stops ]
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[ Thud ]
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[ Hiss! ]
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[ Squealing ]
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King?
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[ Squealing ]
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Vampire king?
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You still in here?
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Hello?
[ Squealing continues ]
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Too bad.
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[ Whirring ]
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[ Twinkle! ]
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[ Munches ] Oh, boy!
Ooh, I am famished!
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[ Whirring ]
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[ Squealing ]
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The beast weakens!
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[ All cheering ]
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[ Wind whistling ]
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[ Squealing ]
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Whoa-ho-ho.
Whoa!
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[ Squealing continues ]
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[ Gasps ]
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[ All murmuring ]
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[ All gasp ]
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Bubblegum:
[ Echoing ] Marceline?
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Marceline? Marceline?
Marceline?
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Finn: Marceline?
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Sorry, what?
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I was just saying
we stocked your fridge
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with lipstick and stuff,
so you'll have lots to eat.
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Aww, thanks, dude.
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Also, we got you crosswords,
soo-doo-koos,
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and connect-the-dots.
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Just take her easy,
buddy.
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Sure.
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Oh, hey, I was thinking --
so, once I usurp crunchy,
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I'll have my castle
back again,
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and there's plenty of room there
if you don't want to be alone.
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No, I think I need
to ruminate a little --
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think about being
a vampire again.
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Are you, uh...
Do you feel bad?
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I don't want to say,
like,
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"I'm sorry
about who you are"
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or anything
if you're feeling okay,
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but I don't know
how bad news all of this is...
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Right?
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Nah, I'm cool being
a vampire again.
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Being mortal was good.
[ Sighs ]
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At the same time,
it was terrifying.
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Now I'm a vampire with
fresh mortal memories and --
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I don't know --
more empathy or something...
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More grown-up.
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Bonnie, thank you
for helping me grow up.
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Now, I guess we get to hang out
together forever.
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Take care!
Bubblegum: See ya, Marcy!
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Jake:
Later, vampire queen!
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Your friends seem nice.
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Um... are you, like,
in my head now, or what?
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For now.
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Well, just don't
get in my wa--
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let's go in the garden
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you'll find
something waiting
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right there where you left it,
lying upside down
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when you finally find it
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you'll see how it's faded
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the underside is lighter
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when you turn it around
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everything stays
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right where you left it
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everything stays
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but it still changes
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ever so slightly
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daily and nightly
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in little ways
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when everything stays
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this party is so crazy!