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[ Mouse squeaks ]
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[ Penguins chirp ]
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[ All cheering ]
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[ Screeches ]
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Adventure Time
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come on, grab your friends
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we'll go
to very distant lands
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with Jake the dog
and Finn the human
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the fun will never end
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it's Adventure Time
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[ humming ]
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One free-range humpty dumpty.
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Sorry.
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Fine aged cheddar man.
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Homemade ketchup.
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[ Gags ]
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[ Swishing ]
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[ Groaning ]
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A fresh pepper fart
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[ fart! ]
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Dance, parsley.
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[ Squish ]
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Face bread.
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Special
sentient sandwich.
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[ Click, whirring ]
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[ Whooshing ]
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[ Click,
whirring and whooshing stop ]
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Mmm...Is that
special sentient sammich?
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Bingo.
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Made by the BMO.
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BMO, you're my little cherub.
You know that?
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You made all this
for me, right?
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Aaahhh.
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Not so fast, Jake!
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Naaaw.
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The sammiches are yours...
For a price.
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What?
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I need you to be
my tiny horse for the day,
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so I can do my live-action
cowboy role-play adventure.
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No way.
Poo deal.
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I'll do 20 minutes.
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It took me over six hours
to prepare this nosh Jake!
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Not to mention the time it took
acquiring the ingredients
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through the "special market,"
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putting my safety
and my reputation on the line.
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Okay, fine, fine.
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Three sammiches
for every hour I'm a horse.
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Mm...
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One sammich per horse-hour,
six-hour minimum.
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Deal.
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Yippee-ki-yay!
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Om!
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Mm.
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[ Gulp! ]
Oh, yeah.
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It tastes alive.
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[ Munching ]
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[ Thud and spurs jangle ]
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Steed yourself, partner.
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Okay.
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Om. [ Gulp! ]
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[ Creak! Pbbbt! Creeeak! ]
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'Kay.
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Oh, come on, man.
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You didn't even try.
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I did try.
Horses are hard.
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[ Creeeeak! ]
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[ Strains ]
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[ Pop! ]
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How's that?
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Eh, it reads.
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[ Spurs jingling ]
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Steady, girl.
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Wha--
shh, shh, shh.
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I'm going to
mount you now.
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Hup!
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Good girl.
[ Groans ]
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So, what's
the plan anyway, BMO?
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The plan is
to punch the toads to the stump
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and bring justice
to the peeps!
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Ow.
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Oh, and by the way, Jake,
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from now on,
you can call me...Angel face.
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Hyah!
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Yow!
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[ Galloping ]
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I used to be a guy
who ran from glob
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with the wind at my back
and the devil on my shoulder.
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Now I'm the guy
chasing those guys,
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yet the devil is still here,
sleeping in my couch.
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BMO, that hurt when you dug
your boots into my side belly.
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Are you gonna
apologize or --
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horses do not talk.
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Over there! Hyah!
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[ Spur plunges ]
[ Groans ]
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Whoa!
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Jackrabbit Johnson.
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[ Spits ]
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This guy's wanted
for stealing piglets
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from their mothers
while they are feeding.
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Makes me sick.
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[ Chewing ]
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He was last seen
in dead goat gulch.
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What do you say, girl?
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Want to catch this donkey
and split the reward?
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[ Smack! ]
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You have 45 minutes left
before my next sammich.
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Time's a-wasting!
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[ Spurs plunge ]
Hyee!
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[ Laughs ]
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Hmm.
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[ Panting ]
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BMO, I'm tired.
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Looks like my horse
needs a rest.
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Slow down, horse.
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Humming ]
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Being a robot cowboy
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is a lonely job
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but somebody has to
protect the piglets
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[ piglets gasps ]
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I got nobody but my horse
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and my friend the cactus guy
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it's okay
because I like them a lot
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that's okay,
I like being a robot
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cowboy
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[ humming ]
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[ Chomp! ]
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Be careful, Jake.
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This is where
Jackrabbit Johnson's
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gang of lowlife bandits
lays low.
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[ gasps ] Hyah!
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Bang! Bang!
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Put them up, partner!
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Hyah!
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Pyew, pyew!
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Pyew, pyew, pyew!
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I want answers!
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[ As villains ]
You can't do this to us!
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No answers, eh?
No use to me!
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How about you, frisco?
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[ As frisco ]
I'm not going to talk.
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Why am I talking to you then?!
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Hooah!
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Chewing ]
[ Chuckles ]
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Yah! Unh!
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BMO, what did you do?
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It's Jackrabbit Johnson's
right-hand man, tumbleweed terk.
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I spent the last three months
building all of this.
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Oh, that's
where you been?
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Mm-hmm.
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BMO gave me
a Finn cake.
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Don't talk to my horse,
tumbleweed.
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[ Grunts ]
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Aah.
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Where is
Jackrabbit Johnson?!
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I know you know
where he's headed.
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I don'tknow!
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Tumbleweed terk's
always the last to know.
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It's just like I told the other
bounty hunter, I swear.
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I don't believe
a word you say.
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Now take a message
to your compadre.
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Tell him his pal, angel face,
is itching to get together.
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Tell Jackrabbit Johnson
to meet me at dirtwater flats,
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just like the old days!
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[ Clunk ]
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Okay.
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[ Whirring ]
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Sock citizens of
dead goat gulch, we can rebuild!
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[ Whistles ]
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Neigh!
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[ Groans ]
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[ Wind gusting ]
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Grrr.
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Uhh...
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I don't remember where
dirtwater flat is.
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Better stop
for the night.
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We can make
a campfire here.
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And we will talk about
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what we will do
with the reward money.
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No.
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It's been fun, BMO,
but it's time to go home
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because there are
no more sandwiches.
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But I want to finish
the adventure.
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Which direction
is the house?
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I'm not sure.
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[ Gasps ]
Get down!
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Getting kicked out of
the guild of assassins -- check.
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Capturing my first bounty --
check.
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Going to
Finn and Jake's treehouse
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and getting revenge --
unchecked.
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Finn and Jake's
treehouse?
Mm-hmm.
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Who are you, and why
do you want to get revenge?
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I...Am...Me-mow!
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Me-mow?! Whoa.
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You've gotten bigger.
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Have we met before?
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Jake:
Finn, is that you?
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That's
Jackrabbit Johnson!
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Finn?
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It is Finn!
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Tricked again!
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Look --
it's me-mow, BMO.
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I don't care.
That's my bounty!
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Yaah!
[ Groans ]
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Jake, transform --
horse!
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[ zapping! ]
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Whoa, did you have a real gun
all this time?
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I am old enough
to vote.
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Me-mow: Hey, Jake, if you
can hear my internal monologue,
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I'm going to kill you!
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Pyew! ]
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[ Rattling! ]
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[ Whizzing! ]
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Your Daisy days
are over!
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I am the whaler
'round these parts!
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Huh.
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[ Sizzling! ]
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[ Click! ]
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Sounds like
you're out of ammo.
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No, you heard
incorrectly.
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Bang, bang, bang!
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[ Laughs ]
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I'm coming for you!
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[ Whizzing! ]
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[ Laughs ]
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Ugh!
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[ Blows ]
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Blast you,
Finn and Jake and angel face.
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This prison cell's
not going to hold me.
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Oh?
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Hey, Finn and Jake!
I'll get my revenge!
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You hear me?!
Revenge!
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Hey, BMO, are you sure
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you took down
all the wanted posters?
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Yes.
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Stick 'em up.
Huh?
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This bounty
belongs to me!
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Get out of here!
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Yaah!
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Thanks, BMO.
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[ Tough ]
You're welcome.
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Come along with me
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and the butterflies and bees