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both:
Calling all curlys!

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[ Beeping ]

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<i>Curly! Curly!</i>
<i>Curly! Curly!</i>

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<i>Curly! Curly!</i>
<i>Curly!</i>

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<i>Called!</i>

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Yeah!
All right!

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One more, and we'll have
called all the curlys!

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I know!

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<i>Curly! Curly!</i>
<i>Curly! Curly!</i>

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Announcer:
<i>We interrupt this video game</i>

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<i>for a special news flash!</i>

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No!
No!

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Agh!
Save game, save game!

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That's okay, BMO.
What's the emergency?

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Hold please.

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<i>This just in --</i>
<i>President Porpoise is missing!</i>

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[ Gasp ]

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Who's President Porpoise?
Is he real?

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He's real,
and he's missing!

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Mmm...

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He <i>is</i> real!
We video chat sometimes.

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We need to find him before
they give the oath of office

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to Vice President Blowfish.

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BMO: That creep!

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Okay, let's go find
President Porpoise.

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I guess we should ask
Banana Man

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if we can borrow
his submarine.

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Banana man: No problemo!
[ Both scream ]

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Anything to help the friend
of my friend.

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Uh...What are ya doing
behind our couch, neighbor?

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Sometimes I get lonely

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and need to hear the sound
of other people talking.

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We should let it slide
so we can use his sub.

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But only if I can go
with you guys.

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Nobody steers the
s.S. Inquisitive but me!

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Then it's the three of us!

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Four!

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[ All laugh ]

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Ice King: Five!
[ All scream ]

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[ Chuckles ]

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Uh...Anybody else?

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Okay, let's go!

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As soon as I finish loading
these supplies, we can ship out.

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Finn,
you're my first mate.

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Nice.

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Jake,
you're my morale officer.

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You keep our spirits up
while the sub is down.

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Dude,
we're both big-shot officers!

49
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What's my job, Finn?

50
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You have the most important
job of all, BMO --

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to distract Ice King
until we get away.

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That decision was good
for morale!

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[ Both laugh ]

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Aah!

55
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Hey! You forgot me
and the cabin boy here!

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Hey!

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Shh!
We are on the submarine.

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What?!
No, we're not!

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Yes, see?

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Chk, chk, whir.

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Beep, beep, beep...

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Think we'll see
any beautiful mermaids?

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Get serious, lieutenant!
We're in dangerous waters!

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Aye-aye, sir!

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I'm locking in
the coordinates

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for the last-known whereabouts
of President Porpoise.

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Aye-aye, sir!

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Hey, Jake, do you think
I'm doing a good job,

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like, as a first mate
or whatever?

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Yeah, man,
you're doing great...

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Considering
we're all gonna die.

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Wait, what?
We're all gonna die.

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You're supposed to be keepin'
our spirits up, remember?

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Yeah, but it's so cramped
in here.

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Ooh! B.R.B.!

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Jake?

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Yeah, man, I'm fine.

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I just had to shrink down
a little!
What?

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Look at all this room
I have!

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Ha, cha cha cha --
whoa! [ Screams ]

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Jake?!

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[ Screams ]

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I'm good!

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What?
Banana man: Hey, Finn,

85
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can you come help me

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calibrate the windshield
wiper fluid valve?

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Whoa, whoa! Whoa!

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[ Screams ]

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I'm good!

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[ Laughs ] What?

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Look at how small I am.

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[ Laughs ]

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When did you get
so claustrophobic?

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It's a middle-age thing,
I think.

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Okay, I guess I can calibrate it
by myself.

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[ Chuckles ]
Me, too, huh, guys?

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You see that?

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[ Murmuring ]

99
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Will my colleague from
the great kelp forest yield?

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Thank you.

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The president is missing.
Yes, we all agree.

102
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And while he is missing,

103
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Vice President Blowfish
is acting president.

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Again, yes, agree.

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But to swear in a new president

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while the current one
is missing?

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Do not agree!

108
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This is an outrage,
secretary octopus!

109
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Undersea law dictates that
when the clock strikes 5:00,

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I become president!

111
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You're not allowed to puff out
in the court of food!

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[ Rumbling ]

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Attention, fish parliament!
We're here to help!

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Who and what are you?

115
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Jake, get up here!

116
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Stuck again!

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My brother video chats sometimes
with the president.

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I'm a good friend
of president porpoise!

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[ Murmuring ]

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[ Sighs ]

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Hi.

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Oh!

123
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Aw.

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Boy, when I first signed up
for this adventure,

125
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I just wanted to
see pretty mermaids.

126
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But now I realize
it's all about the camaraderie

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of my fellow sailors,
you know?

128
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I do know.
I had a feeling you'd --

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hmm.
I don't like the look of this.

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Everything okay, sir?

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No.
We are running out of air.

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[ Gasps ]
We need to surface
immediately.

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But if we show ourselves
now,

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the enemy
will be right on top of us!

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Shh!

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[ Murmuring ]

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Finn: Please,
just give us a chance!

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Just make me president!

139
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Don't trust
these filthy surface boys!

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I guess it is kind of weird
that you guys just showed up

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and you're not even fish.

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We're mammals,
just like President Porpoise!

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Yeah, man!
Nerves and fur.

144
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Oh, that's a good point!

145
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Uh, wait!

146
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I demand
this be put to a vote!

147
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Wow, this is intense!

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Okay, everyone who thinks
these guys should just go away,

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raise your fins or claws
or whatever.

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Two, four, five...

151
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And with governor anglerfish,
that's seven.

152
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Oh, eight!
Wow. All right, eight.

153
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And everyone
who wants them to stay

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and help find the president?

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No one?

156
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Oh, wait.
Representative Sybil.

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[ Gasps ]

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Well, if that's everyone,
then the final vote is --

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wait!
I haven't voted yet.

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Ahh!

161
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Ha! There!
Now it's nine to eight!

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The yeas have it.

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Finn and Jake,
you have...

164
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20 minutes
to find the president!

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They must give
a 20-minute presentation first!

166
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We're on to you,
blowfish!

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[ Panting ]

168
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Stay collected,
lieutenant!

169
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We'll get you home to the
children you speak of so fondly!

170
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It's no good.
My guns are barkin'.

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[ Gasps ]

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[ Grunts ]

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Pull yourself together,
lieutenant!

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Slap, slap!
I bring my boys home!

175
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[ Grunting ]

176
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Careful,
I bruise easily.

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Finn: You're acting highly sus,
V.P. Blowfish!

178
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I suspect
you may have had a hand

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in Prez Porp's disappearance!
[ All gasp ]

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V.P. Blowfish: You be quiet!
You're not right!

181
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Okay, guys!
I'm going to go look for clues!

182
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Something about this whole
situation smells fishy!

183
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Ah! Ha ha!

184
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Whoa!

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[ Murmuring ]

186
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I'm headed out!

187
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Wouldn't say no to company!

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President Porpoise!

189
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President Porpoise?

190
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President...

191
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It's like there's
this instruction manual

192
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that explains
how to talk to people

193
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and everyone in the world
got a copy except me.

194
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Oh! [ Chuckles ]
Just, uh, taking a break.

195
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Gonna keep looking!

196
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Uh, what?

197
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[ Giggles ]

198
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[ Screams ]

199
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We've only just met

200
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we've barely said a word
to each other yet

201
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but already I know that

202
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we fit

203
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yes, two halves make a whole

204
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and wholes are whole

205
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like an arm through a sleeve

206
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or a cup into a movie seat

207
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you haven't said a word
to me

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[ giggles ]

209
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Only just giggled
gleefully

210
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uh, security!

211
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But already I know that

212
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we fit

213
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yeah, we fit

214
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you're kissing
my space helmet

215
00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:05,794
and already I know

216
00:09:05,796 --> 00:09:09,397
that two halves make a whole

217
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this has been so nice.

218
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But I should probably go help my
friends find president porpoise.

219
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Eh, come on,
who cares?

220
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Oh!

221
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But he's your president.

222
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National politics don't really
represent my interests.

223
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[ Chuckles ] Okay.

224
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Talk, Blowfish!
Where's the president?

225
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I don't know where he is!
I'm the president now!

226
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[ Clock chimes ]
[ Laughs evilly ]

227
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Oh, no, bro!

228
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[ Screams ]
Do not agree!

229
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[ Chirps ]

230
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Huh?!

231
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President Porpoise!
But where have you...

232
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A three-day weekend?

233
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I don't remember
you mentioning that.

234
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I tied a string to my tentacle
to remind myself?

235
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Nope, nope, nope, nope,
nope, nope, nope...

236
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N-- oh!
Well, I'll be!

237
00:10:01,985 --> 00:10:04,519
Isn't it always on the last arm
you check? [ Chuckles ]

238
00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:07,822
Please, Finn and Jake,
when you return to dry land,

239
00:10:07,824 --> 00:10:10,158
tell no one
of our lax record-keeping.

240
00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:12,460
Ah, don't worry,
secretary octopus.

241
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We wouldn't want to
<i>deflate</i> anyone's ego!

242
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[ Both laugh ]

243
00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:21,169
Huh?!

244
00:10:21,171 --> 00:10:23,672
Ahh! Oh!
[ Clears throat ]

245
00:10:23,674 --> 00:10:26,441
My kids
must be worried sick!

246
00:10:27,577 --> 00:10:28,977
[ High-pitched squeaking ]

247
00:10:28,979 --> 00:10:31,346
Man, I can't understand
a word you're saying.

248
00:10:31,348 --> 00:10:33,048
I said,
where's banana man?

249
00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:35,817
We're getting low on air,
and I'm freaking out.

250
00:10:35,819 --> 00:10:38,553
Uh, maybe there's a radio
or something.

251
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Huh?
Oh! Oh!

252
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Aagh!

253
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[ Laughter ]

254
00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:44,826
You know what, bro?
I'm glad you're here.

255
00:10:44,828 --> 00:10:48,897
'Cause dying together sucks
a little less than dying alone.

256
00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:57,005
Come along with me

257
00:10:57,007 --> 00:11:01,943
and the butterflies and bees

258
00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:07,015
this party is so crazy!

