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both:
Calling all curlys!
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[ Beeping ]
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Curly! Curly!
Curly! Curly!
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Curly! Curly!
Curly!
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Called!
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Yeah!
All right!
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One more, and we'll have
called all the curlys!
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I know!
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Curly! Curly!
Curly! Curly!
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Announcer:
We interrupt this video game
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for a special news flash!
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No!
No!
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Agh!
Save game, save game!
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That's okay, BMO.
What's the emergency?
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Hold please.
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This just in --
President Porpoise is missing!
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[ Gasp ]
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Who's President Porpoise?
Is he real?
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He's real,
and he's missing!
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Mmm...
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He is real!
We video chat sometimes.
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We need to find him before
they give the oath of office
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to Vice President Blowfish.
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BMO: That creep!
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Okay, let's go find
President Porpoise.
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I guess we should ask
Banana Man
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if we can borrow
his submarine.
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Banana man: No problemo!
[ Both scream ]
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Anything to help the friend
of my friend.
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Uh...What are ya doing
behind our couch, neighbor?
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Sometimes I get lonely
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and need to hear the sound
of other people talking.
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We should let it slide
so we can use his sub.
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But only if I can go
with you guys.
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Nobody steers the
s.S. Inquisitive but me!
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Then it's the three of us!
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Four!
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[ All laugh ]
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Ice King: Five!
[ All scream ]
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[ Chuckles ]
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Uh...Anybody else?
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Okay, let's go!
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As soon as I finish loading
these supplies, we can ship out.
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Finn,
you're my first mate.
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Nice.
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Jake,
you're my morale officer.
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You keep our spirits up
while the sub is down.
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Dude,
we're both big-shot officers!
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What's my job, Finn?
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You have the most important
job of all, BMO --
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to distract Ice King
until we get away.
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That decision was good
for morale!
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[ Both laugh ]
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Aah!
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Hey! You forgot me
and the cabin boy here!
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Hey!
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Shh!
We are on the submarine.
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What?!
No, we're not!
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Yes, see?
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Chk, chk, whir.
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Beep, beep, beep...
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Think we'll see
any beautiful mermaids?
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Get serious, lieutenant!
We're in dangerous waters!
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Aye-aye, sir!
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I'm locking in
the coordinates
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for the last-known whereabouts
of President Porpoise.
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Aye-aye, sir!
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Hey, Jake, do you think
I'm doing a good job,
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like, as a first mate
or whatever?
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Yeah, man,
you're doing great...
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Considering
we're all gonna die.
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Wait, what?
We're all gonna die.
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You're supposed to be keepin'
our spirits up, remember?
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Yeah, but it's so cramped
in here.
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Ooh! B.R.B.!
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Jake?
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Yeah, man, I'm fine.
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I just had to shrink down
a little!
What?
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Look at all this room
I have!
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Ha, cha cha cha --
whoa! [ Screams ]
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Jake?!
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[ Screams ]
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I'm good!
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What?
Banana man: Hey, Finn,
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can you come help me
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calibrate the windshield
wiper fluid valve?
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Whoa, whoa! Whoa!
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[ Screams ]
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I'm good!
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[ Laughs ] What?
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Look at how small I am.
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[ Laughs ]
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When did you get
so claustrophobic?
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It's a middle-age thing,
I think.
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Okay, I guess I can calibrate it
by myself.
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[ Chuckles ]
Me, too, huh, guys?
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You see that?
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[ Murmuring ]
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Will my colleague from
the great kelp forest yield?
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Thank you.
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The president is missing.
Yes, we all agree.
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And while he is missing,
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Vice President Blowfish
is acting president.
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Again, yes, agree.
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But to swear in a new president
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while the current one
is missing?
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Do not agree!
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This is an outrage,
secretary octopus!
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Undersea law dictates that
when the clock strikes 5:00,
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I become president!
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You're not allowed to puff out
in the court of food!
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[ Rumbling ]
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Attention, fish parliament!
We're here to help!
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Who and what are you?
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Jake, get up here!
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Stuck again!
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My brother video chats sometimes
with the president.
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I'm a good friend
of president porpoise!
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[ Murmuring ]
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[ Sighs ]
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Hi.
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Oh!
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Aw.
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Boy, when I first signed up
for this adventure,
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I just wanted to
see pretty mermaids.
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But now I realize
it's all about the camaraderie
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of my fellow sailors,
you know?
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I do know.
I had a feeling you'd --
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hmm.
I don't like the look of this.
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Everything okay, sir?
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No.
We are running out of air.
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[ Gasps ]
We need to surface
immediately.
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But if we show ourselves
now,
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the enemy
will be right on top of us!
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Shh!
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[ Murmuring ]
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Finn: Please,
just give us a chance!
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Just make me president!
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Don't trust
these filthy surface boys!
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I guess it is kind of weird
that you guys just showed up
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and you're not even fish.
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We're mammals,
just like President Porpoise!
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Yeah, man!
Nerves and fur.
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Oh, that's a good point!
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Uh, wait!
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I demand
this be put to a vote!
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Wow, this is intense!
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Okay, everyone who thinks
these guys should just go away,
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raise your fins or claws
or whatever.
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Two, four, five...
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And with governor anglerfish,
that's seven.
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Oh, eight!
Wow. All right, eight.
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And everyone
who wants them to stay
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and help find the president?
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No one?
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Oh, wait.
Representative Sybil.
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[ Gasps ]
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Well, if that's everyone,
then the final vote is --
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wait!
I haven't voted yet.
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Ahh!
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Ha! There!
Now it's nine to eight!
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The yeas have it.
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Finn and Jake,
you have...
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20 minutes
to find the president!
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They must give
a 20-minute presentation first!
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We're on to you,
blowfish!
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[ Panting ]
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Stay collected,
lieutenant!
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We'll get you home to the
children you speak of so fondly!
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It's no good.
My guns are barkin'.
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Grunts ]
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Pull yourself together,
lieutenant!
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Slap, slap!
I bring my boys home!
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[ Grunting ]
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Careful,
I bruise easily.
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Finn: You're acting highly sus,
V.P. Blowfish!
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I suspect
you may have had a hand
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in Prez Porp's disappearance!
[ All gasp ]
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V.P. Blowfish: You be quiet!
You're not right!
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Okay, guys!
I'm going to go look for clues!
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Something about this whole
situation smells fishy!
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Ah! Ha ha!
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Whoa!
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[ Murmuring ]
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I'm headed out!
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Wouldn't say no to company!
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President Porpoise!
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President Porpoise?
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President...
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It's like there's
this instruction manual
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that explains
how to talk to people
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and everyone in the world
got a copy except me.
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Oh! [ Chuckles ]
Just, uh, taking a break.
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Gonna keep looking!
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Uh, what?
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[ Giggles ]
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[ Screams ]
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We've only just met
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we've barely said a word
to each other yet
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but already I know that
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we fit
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yes, two halves make a whole
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and wholes are whole
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like an arm through a sleeve
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or a cup into a movie seat
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you haven't said a word
to me
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[ giggles ]
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Only just giggled
gleefully
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uh, security!
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But already I know that
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we fit
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yeah, we fit
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you're kissing
my space helmet
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and already I know
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that two halves make a whole
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this has been so nice.
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But I should probably go help my
friends find president porpoise.
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Eh, come on,
who cares?
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Oh!
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But he's your president.
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National politics don't really
represent my interests.
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[ Chuckles ] Okay.
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Talk, Blowfish!
Where's the president?
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I don't know where he is!
I'm the president now!
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[ Clock chimes ]
[ Laughs evilly ]
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Oh, no, bro!
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[ Screams ]
Do not agree!
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[ Chirps ]
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Huh?!
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President Porpoise!
But where have you...
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A three-day weekend?
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I don't remember
you mentioning that.
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I tied a string to my tentacle
to remind myself?
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Nope, nope, nope, nope,
nope, nope, nope...
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N-- oh!
Well, I'll be!
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Isn't it always on the last arm
you check? [ Chuckles ]
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Please, Finn and Jake,
when you return to dry land,
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tell no one
of our lax record-keeping.
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Ah, don't worry,
secretary octopus.
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We wouldn't want to
deflate anyone's ego!
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[ Both laugh ]
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Huh?!
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Ahh! Oh!
[ Clears throat ]
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My kids
must be worried sick!
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[ High-pitched squeaking ]
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Man, I can't understand
a word you're saying.
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I said,
where's banana man?
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We're getting low on air,
and I'm freaking out.
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Uh, maybe there's a radio
or something.
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Huh?
Oh! Oh!
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Aagh!
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[ Laughter ]
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You know what, bro?
I'm glad you're here.
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'Cause dying together sucks
a little less than dying alone.
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Come along with me
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and the butterflies and bees
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this party is so crazy!