1 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:11,669 [ laughter ] 2 00:00:11,671 --> 00:00:13,871 [ Splat! ] 3 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:16,841 Gary: Hey, Johnny. Look at this. 4 00:00:16,843 --> 00:00:18,609 It's the notorious poop gang 5 00:00:18,611 --> 00:00:21,679 making a big mess all over our five-way intersection. 6 00:00:21,681 --> 00:00:23,748 Your five-way intersection? 7 00:00:23,750 --> 00:00:25,950 This is our five-way intersection. 8 00:00:25,952 --> 00:00:27,852 No, no. It's theirs. 9 00:00:27,854 --> 00:00:30,154 Ours is, like, way over there. 10 00:00:30,156 --> 00:00:32,189 Well, if they want it, they can take it. 11 00:00:32,191 --> 00:00:35,760 You hear that, boys? Fire us up, Hugo. 12 00:00:38,964 --> 00:00:40,865 Uh... 13 00:00:40,867 --> 00:00:44,168 Yeah, well, whatever, marshmallow kids. 14 00:00:48,306 --> 00:00:50,474 Okay, you guys, let's get this over to the orphanage 15 00:00:50,476 --> 00:00:52,043 for their charity jam sale. 16 00:00:52,045 --> 00:00:54,879 Bless you, marshmallow kids. 17 00:00:54,881 --> 00:00:57,948 Always keeping the bad elements at bay. 18 00:00:57,950 --> 00:00:59,383 Hey, Tommy, is it okay if me and the boys 19 00:00:59,385 --> 00:01:01,719 set up a small card table outside the tavern? 20 00:01:01,721 --> 00:01:03,554 We're thinking about playing some games. 21 00:01:03,556 --> 00:01:06,724 Games? I like games. 22 00:01:06,726 --> 00:01:08,459 [ Chuckles ] Sure, Tommy. Who doesn't? 23 00:01:08,461 --> 00:01:11,295 [ Both laugh ] 24 00:01:11,297 --> 00:01:13,798 [ Both chuckle ] 25 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:17,034 [ Chuckling continues ] 26 00:01:36,088 --> 00:01:38,389 that one. You win again! 27 00:01:38,391 --> 00:01:39,824 -Yeah! -Yeah, all right! 28 00:01:39,826 --> 00:01:42,860 Hmm? This guy just won five times in a row! 29 00:01:42,862 --> 00:01:45,262 Johnny: Huh. Quickest 100 bucks I ever made! 30 00:01:45,264 --> 00:01:48,165 Golly. Gary: Okay, same as before. Let's do it some more. 31 00:01:48,167 --> 00:01:50,768 The way to make money is to point... 32 00:01:50,770 --> 00:01:52,737 To the shell with the pea. Gee. 33 00:01:52,739 --> 00:01:54,438 Huh! I know! 34 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:55,873 How much can I wager? 35 00:01:55,875 --> 00:01:57,441 As much as you've got. 36 00:01:57,443 --> 00:01:58,776 And they laugh at me 37 00:01:58,778 --> 00:02:01,278 for carrying my life savings in my pocket... 38 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:03,414 That one. 39 00:02:03,416 --> 00:02:05,015 Ooh! 40 00:02:05,017 --> 00:02:07,451 There we go. Banana guards, move out! 41 00:02:07,453 --> 00:02:08,452 Let's roll. 42 00:02:16,027 --> 00:02:19,296 wee-ooh! Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh! 43 00:02:19,298 --> 00:02:21,265 Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh! 44 00:02:21,267 --> 00:02:24,568 Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh! 45 00:02:24,570 --> 00:02:27,171 Wee-ooh! Wee -- where'd they go? 46 00:02:37,749 --> 00:02:40,117 Jake! They're in tunnel four! 47 00:02:41,486 --> 00:02:43,754 [ Tires screeching ] 48 00:02:43,756 --> 00:02:44,989 Yeah! 49 00:02:44,991 --> 00:02:48,826 Banana guards ain't never gonna get us. 50 00:02:48,828 --> 00:02:50,828 End of the line, marshmallow kids. 51 00:02:50,830 --> 00:02:52,129 -Aw! -Aw! 52 00:02:52,131 --> 00:02:54,131 Okay, Jake. Scare 'em straight. 53 00:02:54,133 --> 00:02:56,967 Jake: That's right. I used to be like you kids -- 54 00:02:56,969 --> 00:02:59,904 making 20 bucks a day, feeling like a king. 55 00:02:59,906 --> 00:03:02,673 Uh, we make 500 bucks a day. 56 00:03:02,675 --> 00:03:03,974 500 bucks?! 57 00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:05,676 Wow. That's a lot. 58 00:03:05,678 --> 00:03:07,311 500 bucks...A day. 59 00:03:07,313 --> 00:03:09,480 Okay, Jake. Why don't you take off? 60 00:03:09,482 --> 00:03:10,848 I think I got this. 61 00:03:10,850 --> 00:03:12,349 Wow. 500 bucks. 62 00:03:12,351 --> 00:03:13,617 Wow. 63 00:03:13,619 --> 00:03:16,687 Sorry, guys, but I got to take y'all in for baby booking. 64 00:03:16,689 --> 00:03:18,823 -Aw, man! Not again! -Oh! Come on! 65 00:03:18,825 --> 00:03:20,357 Eh, forget it, fellas. 66 00:03:20,359 --> 00:03:22,827 Finn doesn't know what it's like to grow up on the streets. 67 00:03:22,829 --> 00:03:24,361 He lives in a tree. 68 00:03:24,363 --> 00:03:25,629 -Whoa! -No way! 69 00:03:25,631 --> 00:03:27,598 We've never even seen a tree. 70 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:28,866 That can't be true. 71 00:03:28,868 --> 00:03:30,367 There's a tree right over there. 72 00:03:30,369 --> 00:03:32,703 That's a tree? 73 00:03:32,705 --> 00:03:34,338 It's beautiful! 74 00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:37,208 Us street kids sure are learning a lot from you. 75 00:03:37,210 --> 00:03:40,211 More than we'd ever learn from baby booking, that's for sure. 76 00:03:40,213 --> 00:03:43,047 Hmm. 77 00:03:43,049 --> 00:03:46,717 Hey, peebs, I think all these scamps need is a nature walk. 78 00:03:46,719 --> 00:03:49,553 Sounds good, Finn. I trust you. 79 00:03:49,555 --> 00:03:51,355 Gary: Ha ha! All right! 80 00:03:51,357 --> 00:03:52,356 You hear that, gang? 81 00:03:52,358 --> 00:03:53,958 Finn's taking us out of the city! 82 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:55,893 -Yay! -Yeah, yay! 83 00:03:55,895 --> 00:03:58,095 [ All cheering ] 84 00:04:00,732 --> 00:04:02,900 Look at all these bugs. 85 00:04:02,902 --> 00:04:04,401 Just like in my mom's kitchen. 86 00:04:04,403 --> 00:04:07,872 Look at me! I'm a rock climber! I'm flying! 87 00:04:07,874 --> 00:04:09,240 If you guys think this biz is cool, 88 00:04:09,242 --> 00:04:11,642 check out this other biz. 89 00:04:15,013 --> 00:04:16,480 See this fallen tree? 90 00:04:16,482 --> 00:04:18,749 Jake and I laid it over this river last summer, 91 00:04:18,751 --> 00:04:20,751 and we call it "shortcut bridge." 92 00:04:20,753 --> 00:04:21,852 Check it. 93 00:04:21,854 --> 00:04:22,920 -Wow! -Ooh! 94 00:04:22,922 --> 00:04:24,755 -So cool! -Wow! 95 00:04:24,757 --> 00:04:25,923 Pretty cool, huh? 96 00:04:25,925 --> 00:04:27,258 Now you guys! 97 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:30,327 Okay! 98 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:32,730 Yeah! That's it, Gary! 99 00:04:32,732 --> 00:04:34,265 Guys, cheer him on! 100 00:04:34,267 --> 00:04:35,566 Yay! 101 00:04:35,568 --> 00:04:38,335 Together: [ Chanting ] Gary! Gary! Gary! Gary! 102 00:04:38,337 --> 00:04:39,937 Gary, be careful! 103 00:04:43,108 --> 00:04:45,342 -Gary! -Gary! 104 00:04:50,615 --> 00:04:54,118 Thanks for pulling me out of that water street, Finn. 105 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:55,552 It's called a river, Gary. 106 00:04:55,554 --> 00:04:56,553 A river. 107 00:04:56,555 --> 00:04:58,289 Boy, wait till I tell the fellas. 108 00:04:58,291 --> 00:05:00,925 Hey, fellas. What are you doing there? 109 00:05:00,927 --> 00:05:02,626 Trying to build a [Gasps] 110 00:05:05,096 --> 00:05:07,264 [ Squirrel chatters ] Aw, what?! 111 00:05:07,266 --> 00:05:09,566 I went out on a limb for you guys. 112 00:05:09,568 --> 00:05:10,768 What's a limb? 113 00:05:10,770 --> 00:05:11,969 A limb is like a branch on a -- 114 00:05:11,971 --> 00:05:13,604 [ laughs ] This guy. 115 00:05:13,606 --> 00:05:14,872 How'd we do, boys? 116 00:05:14,874 --> 00:05:16,941 We made about 42 nuts. 117 00:05:16,943 --> 00:05:18,375 [ Laughing ] Holy cats. 118 00:05:18,377 --> 00:05:20,744 These forest folks are some grade-a rubes. 119 00:05:20,746 --> 00:05:22,446 Easy pickings, I tell you. 120 00:05:22,448 --> 00:05:23,714 Sucker city! 121 00:05:23,716 --> 00:05:25,482 Finn: Hey, you guys tricked me. 122 00:05:25,484 --> 00:05:27,651 [ Laughter ] 123 00:05:27,653 --> 00:05:29,286 Hey, wait! 124 00:05:29,288 --> 00:05:32,656 [ Brring! Brring! Brring! Brring! Brring! ] 125 00:05:32,658 --> 00:05:35,559 Hey, Finn, just wanted to see how the nature walk is going. 126 00:05:35,561 --> 00:05:36,660 Uh... 127 00:05:36,662 --> 00:05:38,395 You know, those marshmallow kids 128 00:05:38,397 --> 00:05:40,297 remind me of you when you were a young lad. 129 00:05:40,299 --> 00:05:41,732 Uh... 130 00:05:41,734 --> 00:05:43,834 I'm glad you're helping them get on the right path. 131 00:05:43,836 --> 00:05:45,269 Thanks. Okay, got to run. 132 00:05:45,271 --> 00:05:46,971 I'll assume everything's great 133 00:05:46,973 --> 00:05:49,340 because if it wasn't, you would have said something. Bye. 134 00:05:49,342 --> 00:05:51,408 [ Sighs ] 135 00:05:51,410 --> 00:05:53,077 [ Laughter ] 136 00:05:53,079 --> 00:05:54,812 You lied to her. 137 00:05:54,814 --> 00:05:56,180 You're worse than us. 138 00:05:56,182 --> 00:05:58,515 No, you guys. He's better than us. 139 00:05:58,517 --> 00:05:59,583 -Huh? -Huh? 140 00:05:59,585 --> 00:06:01,685 He just pulled one over on the princess. 141 00:06:01,687 --> 00:06:03,087 But he's a dope! 142 00:06:03,089 --> 00:06:04,321 Nah. Don't you get it? 143 00:06:04,323 --> 00:06:06,023 He's just pretending to be a dope, 144 00:06:06,025 --> 00:06:07,624 but deep down, he's a grifter like us. 145 00:06:07,626 --> 00:06:08,826 What? 146 00:06:08,828 --> 00:06:10,794 See? Look at him right now. 147 00:06:10,796 --> 00:06:12,262 He's all, "who -- me?" Ha. 148 00:06:12,264 --> 00:06:14,498 We could learn a lot from him. 149 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:17,167 Teach us everything you know, Finn. 150 00:06:17,169 --> 00:06:19,269 I guess that works. 151 00:06:20,105 --> 00:06:21,805 We have to keep warm in the woods, 152 00:06:21,807 --> 00:06:23,107 so we're gonna build a fire. 153 00:06:23,109 --> 00:06:25,109 So, you take a minimum of two sticks, 154 00:06:25,111 --> 00:06:26,310 and you rub them together. 155 00:06:26,312 --> 00:06:27,778 -Huh? -Huh? 156 00:06:27,780 --> 00:06:30,047 Um, okay. 157 00:06:30,049 --> 00:06:32,483 You need to scam a couple of sticks. 158 00:06:32,485 --> 00:06:34,818 You can usually spot your average dimwitted sticks 159 00:06:34,820 --> 00:06:36,120 around these tree dummies. 160 00:06:36,122 --> 00:06:39,556 You trick them into a bundle like so. 161 00:06:39,558 --> 00:06:41,492 You grab two...Marks 162 00:06:41,494 --> 00:06:44,028 and defraud them into rubbing together. 163 00:06:44,030 --> 00:06:46,163 You flimflam your breath onto the sticks. 164 00:06:46,165 --> 00:06:47,631 [ Blowing ] 165 00:06:47,633 --> 00:06:49,700 You bamboozle these flaming idiot sticks 166 00:06:49,702 --> 00:06:51,235 onto the other marks. 167 00:06:51,237 --> 00:06:52,970 And all of them will catch on fire... 168 00:06:52,972 --> 00:06:54,571 Like a bunch of suckers. 169 00:06:54,573 --> 00:06:56,240 -Whoa! -Whoa! 170 00:06:56,242 --> 00:06:58,142 These sticks are stone-cold dopes. 171 00:06:58,144 --> 00:06:59,743 [ Laughter ] 172 00:06:59,745 --> 00:07:01,712 [ Thunder rumbles ] 173 00:07:01,714 --> 00:07:05,416 Looks like the clouds are gonna drop a dime on us. 174 00:07:05,418 --> 00:07:07,985 So I'll show youse guys how to build a shelter. 175 00:07:07,987 --> 00:07:09,486 -Build? -Build? 176 00:07:09,488 --> 00:07:12,322 Yeah. You can always scam nature into being a shelter. 177 00:07:12,324 --> 00:07:14,258 You find a couple more branch rubes. 178 00:07:14,260 --> 00:07:15,659 You mislead the longest branch 179 00:07:15,661 --> 00:07:18,095 to lay horizontal between two blockhead trees. 180 00:07:18,097 --> 00:07:19,930 Then you double-cross some leafy boughs 181 00:07:19,932 --> 00:07:21,265 into leaning against each other. 182 00:07:21,267 --> 00:07:23,233 Bam! You got a roof. 183 00:07:23,235 --> 00:07:24,601 [ Laughter ] 184 00:07:24,603 --> 00:07:26,170 You like how I did that? 185 00:07:26,172 --> 00:07:28,105 You got to be real conniving. 186 00:07:28,107 --> 00:07:29,440 Stick with me, boys. 187 00:07:29,442 --> 00:07:32,076 I'll teach you all the forest hustles. 188 00:07:32,078 --> 00:07:35,879 When you get hungry, you sneak up to a "boosh," and wham! 189 00:07:35,881 --> 00:07:37,114 You hoax the berries. 190 00:07:37,116 --> 00:07:39,183 Heh! Food for nothing! 191 00:07:39,185 --> 00:07:42,352 These bushes are some easy marks, fellas. 192 00:07:45,290 --> 00:07:47,925 Good thing we scammed a fire. Yeah. 193 00:07:47,927 --> 00:07:51,195 This open air would have hoodwinked our body temperature. 194 00:07:51,197 --> 00:07:54,131 Toss me some of those sweet bloobies, Gary. 195 00:07:54,133 --> 00:07:55,966 Hup! [ Sighs ] 196 00:07:55,968 --> 00:07:58,635 I got to get a picture of this. 197 00:07:58,637 --> 00:07:59,870 Wish I had a camera. 198 00:07:59,872 --> 00:08:01,638 I'll just try to remember it good. 199 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:03,440 And... 200 00:08:03,442 --> 00:08:05,676 Perfect. 201 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:08,412 Caramel quicksand! 202 00:08:08,414 --> 00:08:10,314 Mallow kids, help! I'm sinking! 203 00:08:10,316 --> 00:08:12,616 Say, what kind of scam is this? 204 00:08:12,618 --> 00:08:14,818 Aah! It's no scam! I'm really sinking! 205 00:08:14,820 --> 00:08:18,322 Oh, wait. Do you want us to scam the quicksand? 206 00:08:18,324 --> 00:08:20,624 Throw me, uh -- scam me a rope! 207 00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:24,495 You fellas see any fancy ropes around here? 208 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:28,232 Hey, you! Vine! 209 00:08:28,234 --> 00:08:30,167 Whoops. 210 00:08:30,169 --> 00:08:31,502 Hey, I barely touched him. 211 00:08:31,504 --> 00:08:33,137 Heck, I know I'd rather be a rope 212 00:08:33,139 --> 00:08:34,605 than a boring old vine. 213 00:08:34,607 --> 00:08:36,673 Gary: Yeah, you want to be a dumb plant your whole life? 214 00:08:36,675 --> 00:08:38,142 I'm sinking, dagnabit! 215 00:08:38,144 --> 00:08:40,344 How are we gonna scam this vine 216 00:08:40,346 --> 00:08:42,279 into being thrown over to Finn? 217 00:08:42,281 --> 00:08:43,814 Just yank it down! 218 00:08:43,816 --> 00:08:45,015 [ Bubbling ] 219 00:08:45,017 --> 00:08:46,650 Yank it down? What does that mean? 220 00:08:46,652 --> 00:08:50,287 Hey, fellas, you know what always works? 221 00:08:50,289 --> 00:08:53,457 Pea, pea. Where's the pea? Gee. 222 00:08:53,459 --> 00:08:56,193 I don't like the looks of this. 223 00:08:56,195 --> 00:08:58,095 We have to go old school. 224 00:08:58,097 --> 00:08:59,596 -No way, man. -No way, man. 225 00:08:59,598 --> 00:09:01,999 We promised ourselves never to go old school 226 00:09:02,001 --> 00:09:03,367 unless things got serious. 227 00:09:03,369 --> 00:09:06,036 Things have gotten serious. 228 00:09:06,038 --> 00:09:10,374 Maybe this vine needs a sandwich packed with a slap! 229 00:09:10,376 --> 00:09:12,042 How does my slap sandwich taste? 230 00:09:12,044 --> 00:09:13,944 You're a rope from now on, see? 231 00:09:13,946 --> 00:09:15,279 [ All grunting ] 232 00:09:15,281 --> 00:09:16,547 -You want some more? -How does this feel? 233 00:09:16,549 --> 00:09:17,948 You need some more of this? 234 00:09:17,950 --> 00:09:20,017 [ Plonk! ] Aw, geez. We killed him. 235 00:09:20,019 --> 00:09:21,885 [ Gasps ] 236 00:09:21,887 --> 00:09:23,787 -Yay! -Yay! 237 00:09:23,789 --> 00:09:26,023 Together: [ Chanting ] Finn! Finn! Finn! 238 00:09:26,025 --> 00:09:27,391 Thanks, marshmallow kids. 239 00:09:27,393 --> 00:09:29,226 I thought I was going to sink forever. 240 00:09:29,228 --> 00:09:30,961 But we failed your test, Mr. Finn. 241 00:09:30,963 --> 00:09:33,397 We couldn't scam this guy into being a rope. 242 00:09:33,399 --> 00:09:35,532 We had to resort to low violence. 243 00:09:35,534 --> 00:09:38,669 Together: We ain't worthy to be your students. 244 00:09:38,671 --> 00:09:42,072 You can't use scams to save somebody from quicksand. 245 00:09:42,074 --> 00:09:45,175 You kids weren't scamming sticks or branches or anything. 246 00:09:45,177 --> 00:09:47,477 You've been camping the whole time. 247 00:09:54,485 --> 00:09:57,254 -no scam?! -No scam?! 248 00:09:57,256 --> 00:10:00,724 Wow. You scammed us into thinking we were scamming. 249 00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:03,093 You scammed us good. You're our hero. 250 00:10:03,095 --> 00:10:04,595 Nothing was a scam. 251 00:10:04,597 --> 00:10:05,596 [ Sarcastically ] Yeah, right. 252 00:10:05,598 --> 00:10:07,264 No scam! No scam! 253 00:10:07,266 --> 00:10:09,266 [ Sighs ] I give up. 254 00:10:10,603 --> 00:10:13,103 so, Finn, how are the marshmallow kids doing? 255 00:10:13,105 --> 00:10:14,671 Eh? 256 00:10:16,107 --> 00:10:17,407 [ Gasps ] 257 00:10:19,110 --> 00:10:20,277 Fellas! 258 00:10:20,279 --> 00:10:21,612 I'm scamming these numbers 259 00:10:21,614 --> 00:10:23,947 into subtracting themselves from each other. 260 00:10:23,949 --> 00:10:25,616 Ha ha. Suckers. 261 00:10:25,618 --> 00:10:29,953 We're scamming this globe into teaching us about geography. 262 00:10:29,955 --> 00:10:32,122 I had to get kind of rough with this book, 263 00:10:32,124 --> 00:10:34,091 but now it's putting thoughts into my head -- 264 00:10:34,093 --> 00:10:35,292 for nothing! 265 00:10:35,294 --> 00:10:37,894 You did a wonderful job, Finn. 266 00:10:37,896 --> 00:10:40,731 Now all we need to do is worry about him. 267 00:10:40,733 --> 00:10:42,966 Same as before. Let's do it some more. 268 00:10:42,968 --> 00:10:43,967 Finn: Jake. 269 00:10:43,969 --> 00:10:45,302 Uh... 270 00:10:45,304 --> 00:10:47,137 These gentlemen dropped their shells. 271 00:10:47,139 --> 00:10:49,373 Heh. Gah-ooh... 272 00:10:51,542 --> 00:10:55,245 Come along with me 273 00:10:55,247 --> 00:11:00,017 and the butterflies and bees 274 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:05,122 this party is so crazy!