WEBVTT 00:08.300 --> 00:11.669 [ laughter ] 00:11.671 --> 00:13.871 [ Splat! ] 00:14.840 --> 00:16.841 Gary: Hey, Johnny. Look at this. 00:16.843 --> 00:18.609 It's the notorious poop gang 00:18.611 --> 00:21.679 making a big mess all over our five-way intersection. 00:21.681 --> 00:23.748 Your five-way intersection? 00:23.750 --> 00:25.950 This is our five-way intersection. 00:25.952 --> 00:27.852 No, no. It's theirs. 00:27.854 --> 00:30.154 Ours is, like, way over there. 00:30.156 --> 00:32.189 Well, if they want it, they can take it. 00:32.191 --> 00:35.760 You hear that, boys? Fire us up, Hugo. 00:38.964 --> 00:40.865 Uh... 00:40.867 --> 00:44.168 Yeah, well, whatever, marshmallow kids. 00:48.306 --> 00:50.474 Okay, you guys, let's get this over to the orphanage 00:50.476 --> 00:52.043 for their charity jam sale. 00:52.045 --> 00:54.879 Bless you, marshmallow kids. 00:54.881 --> 00:57.948 Always keeping the bad elements at bay. 00:57.950 --> 00:59.383 Hey, Tommy, is it okay if me and the boys 00:59.385 --> 01:01.719 set up a small card table outside the tavern? 01:01.721 --> 01:03.554 We're thinking about playing some games. 01:03.556 --> 01:06.724 Games? I like games. 01:06.726 --> 01:08.459 [ Chuckles ] Sure, Tommy. Who doesn't? 01:08.461 --> 01:11.295 [ Both laugh ] 01:11.297 --> 01:13.798 [ Both chuckle ] 01:15.033 --> 01:17.034 [ Chuckling continues ] 01:36.088 --> 01:38.389 that one. You win again! 01:38.391 --> 01:39.824 -Yeah! -Yeah, all right! 01:39.826 --> 01:42.860 Hmm? This guy just won five times in a row! 01:42.862 --> 01:45.262 Johnny: Huh. Quickest 100 bucks I ever made! 01:45.264 --> 01:48.165 Golly. Gary: Okay, same as before. Let's do it some more. 01:48.167 --> 01:50.768 The way to make money is to point... 01:50.770 --> 01:52.737 To the shell with the pea. Gee. 01:52.739 --> 01:54.438 Huh! I know! 01:54.440 --> 01:55.873 How much can I wager? 01:55.875 --> 01:57.441 As much as you've got. 01:57.443 --> 01:58.776 And they laugh at me 01:58.778 --> 02:01.278 for carrying my life savings in my pocket... 02:01.280 --> 02:03.414 That one. 02:03.416 --> 02:05.015 Ooh! 02:05.017 --> 02:07.451 There we go. Banana guards, move out! 02:07.453 --> 02:08.452 Let's roll. 02:16.027 --> 02:19.296 wee-ooh! Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh! 02:19.298 --> 02:21.265 Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh! 02:21.267 --> 02:24.568 Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh! 02:24.570 --> 02:27.171 Wee-ooh! Wee -- where'd they go? 02:37.749 --> 02:40.117 Jake! They're in tunnel four! 02:41.486 --> 02:43.754 [ Tires screeching ] 02:43.756 --> 02:44.989 Yeah! 02:44.991 --> 02:48.826 Banana guards ain't never gonna get us. 02:48.828 --> 02:50.828 End of the line, marshmallow kids. 02:50.830 --> 02:52.129 -Aw! -Aw! 02:52.131 --> 02:54.131 Okay, Jake. Scare 'em straight. 02:54.133 --> 02:56.967 Jake: That's right. I used to be like you kids -- 02:56.969 --> 02:59.904 making 20 bucks a day, feeling like a king. 02:59.906 --> 03:02.673 Uh, we make 500 bucks a day. 03:02.675 --> 03:03.974 500 bucks?! 03:03.976 --> 03:05.676 Wow. That's a lot. 03:05.678 --> 03:07.311 500 bucks...A day. 03:07.313 --> 03:09.480 Okay, Jake. Why don't you take off? 03:09.482 --> 03:10.848 I think I got this. 03:10.850 --> 03:12.349 Wow. 500 bucks. 03:12.351 --> 03:13.617 Wow. 03:13.619 --> 03:16.687 Sorry, guys, but I got to take y'all in for baby booking. 03:16.689 --> 03:18.823 -Aw, man! Not again! -Oh! Come on! 03:18.825 --> 03:20.357 Eh, forget it, fellas. 03:20.359 --> 03:22.827 Finn doesn't know what it's like to grow up on the streets. 03:22.829 --> 03:24.361 He lives in a tree. 03:24.363 --> 03:25.629 -Whoa! -No way! 03:25.631 --> 03:27.598 We've never even seen a tree. 03:27.600 --> 03:28.866 That can't be true. 03:28.868 --> 03:30.367 There's a tree right over there. 03:30.369 --> 03:32.703 That's a tree? 03:32.705 --> 03:34.338 It's beautiful! 03:34.340 --> 03:37.208 Us street kids sure are learning a lot from you. 03:37.210 --> 03:40.211 More than we'd ever learn from baby booking, that's for sure. 03:40.213 --> 03:43.047 Hmm. 03:43.049 --> 03:46.717 Hey, peebs, I think all these scamps need is a nature walk. 03:46.719 --> 03:49.553 Sounds good, Finn. I trust you. 03:49.555 --> 03:51.355 Gary: Ha ha! All right! 03:51.357 --> 03:52.356 You hear that, gang? 03:52.358 --> 03:53.958 Finn's taking us out of the city! 03:53.960 --> 03:55.893 -Yay! -Yeah, yay! 03:55.895 --> 03:58.095 [ All cheering ] 04:00.732 --> 04:02.900 Look at all these bugs. 04:02.902 --> 04:04.401 Just like in my mom's kitchen. 04:04.403 --> 04:07.872 Look at me! I'm a rock climber! I'm flying! 04:07.874 --> 04:09.240 If you guys think this biz is cool, 04:09.242 --> 04:11.642 check out this other biz. 04:15.013 --> 04:16.480 See this fallen tree? 04:16.482 --> 04:18.749 Jake and I laid it over this river last summer, 04:18.751 --> 04:20.751 and we call it "shortcut bridge." 04:20.753 --> 04:21.852 Check it. 04:21.854 --> 04:22.920 -Wow! -Ooh! 04:22.922 --> 04:24.755 -So cool! -Wow! 04:24.757 --> 04:25.923 Pretty cool, huh? 04:25.925 --> 04:27.258 Now you guys! 04:29.227 --> 04:30.327 Okay! 04:31.062 --> 04:32.730 Yeah! That's it, Gary! 04:32.732 --> 04:34.265 Guys, cheer him on! 04:34.267 --> 04:35.566 Yay! 04:35.568 --> 04:38.335 Together: [ Chanting ] Gary! Gary! Gary! Gary! 04:38.337 --> 04:39.937 Gary, be careful! 04:43.108 --> 04:45.342 -Gary! -Gary! 04:50.615 --> 04:54.118 Thanks for pulling me out of that water street, Finn. 04:54.120 --> 04:55.552 It's called a river, Gary. 04:55.554 --> 04:56.553 A river. 04:56.555 --> 04:58.289 Boy, wait till I tell the fellas. 04:58.291 --> 05:00.925 Hey, fellas. What are you doing there? 05:00.927 --> 05:02.626 Trying to build a [Gasps] 05:05.096 --> 05:07.264 [ Squirrel chatters ] Aw, what?! 05:07.266 --> 05:09.566 I went out on a limb for you guys. 05:09.568 --> 05:10.768 What's a limb? 05:10.770 --> 05:11.969 A limb is like a branch on a -- 05:11.971 --> 05:13.604 [ laughs ] This guy. 05:13.606 --> 05:14.872 How'd we do, boys? 05:14.874 --> 05:16.941 We made about 42 nuts. 05:16.943 --> 05:18.375 [ Laughing ] Holy cats. 05:18.377 --> 05:20.744 These forest folks are some grade-a rubes. 05:20.746 --> 05:22.446 Easy pickings, I tell you. 05:22.448 --> 05:23.714 Sucker city! 05:23.716 --> 05:25.482 Finn: Hey, you guys tricked me. 05:25.484 --> 05:27.651 [ Laughter ] 05:27.653 --> 05:29.286 Hey, wait! 05:29.288 --> 05:32.656 [ Brring! Brring! Brring! Brring! Brring! ] 05:32.658 --> 05:35.559 Hey, Finn, just wanted to see how the nature walk is going. 05:35.561 --> 05:36.660 Uh... 05:36.662 --> 05:38.395 You know, those marshmallow kids 05:38.397 --> 05:40.297 remind me of you when you were a young lad. 05:40.299 --> 05:41.732 Uh... 05:41.734 --> 05:43.834 I'm glad you're helping them get on the right path. 05:43.836 --> 05:45.269 Thanks. Okay, got to run. 05:45.271 --> 05:46.971 I'll assume everything's great 05:46.973 --> 05:49.340 because if it wasn't, you would have said something. Bye. 05:49.342 --> 05:51.408 [ Sighs ] 05:51.410 --> 05:53.077 [ Laughter ] 05:53.079 --> 05:54.812 You lied to her. 05:54.814 --> 05:56.180 You're worse than us. 05:56.182 --> 05:58.515 No, you guys. He's better than us. 05:58.517 --> 05:59.583 -Huh? -Huh? 05:59.585 --> 06:01.685 He just pulled one over on the princess. 06:01.687 --> 06:03.087 But he's a dope! 06:03.089 --> 06:04.321 Nah. Don't you get it? 06:04.323 --> 06:06.023 He's just pretending to be a dope, 06:06.025 --> 06:07.624 but deep down, he's a grifter like us. 06:07.626 --> 06:08.826 What? 06:08.828 --> 06:10.794 See? Look at him right now. 06:10.796 --> 06:12.262 He's all, "who -- me?" Ha. 06:12.264 --> 06:14.498 We could learn a lot from him. 06:14.500 --> 06:17.167 Teach us everything you know, Finn. 06:17.169 --> 06:19.269 I guess that works. 06:20.105 --> 06:21.805 We have to keep warm in the woods, 06:21.807 --> 06:23.107 so we're gonna build a fire. 06:23.109 --> 06:25.109 So, you take a minimum of two sticks, 06:25.111 --> 06:26.310 and you rub them together. 06:26.312 --> 06:27.778 -Huh? -Huh? 06:27.780 --> 06:30.047 Um, okay. 06:30.049 --> 06:32.483 You need to scam a couple of sticks. 06:32.485 --> 06:34.818 You can usually spot your average dimwitted sticks 06:34.820 --> 06:36.120 around these tree dummies. 06:36.122 --> 06:39.556 You trick them into a bundle like so. 06:39.558 --> 06:41.492 You grab two...Marks 06:41.494 --> 06:44.028 and defraud them into rubbing together. 06:44.030 --> 06:46.163 You flimflam your breath onto the sticks. 06:46.165 --> 06:47.631 [ Blowing ] 06:47.633 --> 06:49.700 You bamboozle these flaming idiot sticks 06:49.702 --> 06:51.235 onto the other marks. 06:51.237 --> 06:52.970 And all of them will catch on fire... 06:52.972 --> 06:54.571 Like a bunch of suckers. 06:54.573 --> 06:56.240 -Whoa! -Whoa! 06:56.242 --> 06:58.142 These sticks are stone-cold dopes. 06:58.144 --> 06:59.743 [ Laughter ] 06:59.745 --> 07:01.712 [ Thunder rumbles ] 07:01.714 --> 07:05.416 Looks like the clouds are gonna drop a dime on us. 07:05.418 --> 07:07.985 So I'll show youse guys how to build a shelter. 07:07.987 --> 07:09.486 -Build? -Build? 07:09.488 --> 07:12.322 Yeah. You can always scam nature into being a shelter. 07:12.324 --> 07:14.258 You find a couple more branch rubes. 07:14.260 --> 07:15.659 You mislead the longest branch 07:15.661 --> 07:18.095 to lay horizontal between two blockhead trees. 07:18.097 --> 07:19.930 Then you double-cross some leafy boughs 07:19.932 --> 07:21.265 into leaning against each other. 07:21.267 --> 07:23.233 Bam! You got a roof. 07:23.235 --> 07:24.601 [ Laughter ] 07:24.603 --> 07:26.170 You like how I did that? 07:26.172 --> 07:28.105 You got to be real conniving. 07:28.107 --> 07:29.440 Stick with me, boys. 07:29.442 --> 07:32.076 I'll teach you all the forest hustles. 07:32.078 --> 07:35.879 When you get hungry, you sneak up to a "boosh," and wham! 07:35.881 --> 07:37.114 You hoax the berries. 07:37.116 --> 07:39.183 Heh! Food for nothing! 07:39.185 --> 07:42.352 These bushes are some easy marks, fellas. 07:45.290 --> 07:47.925 Good thing we scammed a fire. Yeah. 07:47.927 --> 07:51.195 This open air would have hoodwinked our body temperature. 07:51.197 --> 07:54.131 Toss me some of those sweet bloobies, Gary. 07:54.133 --> 07:55.966 Hup! [ Sighs ] 07:55.968 --> 07:58.635 I got to get a picture of this. 07:58.637 --> 07:59.870 Wish I had a camera. 07:59.872 --> 08:01.638 I'll just try to remember it good. 08:01.640 --> 08:03.440 And... 08:03.442 --> 08:05.676 Perfect. 08:06.945 --> 08:08.412 Caramel quicksand! 08:08.414 --> 08:10.314 Mallow kids, help! I'm sinking! 08:10.316 --> 08:12.616 Say, what kind of scam is this? 08:12.618 --> 08:14.818 Aah! It's no scam! I'm really sinking! 08:14.820 --> 08:18.322 Oh, wait. Do you want us to scam the quicksand? 08:18.324 --> 08:20.624 Throw me, uh -- scam me a rope! 08:20.626 --> 08:24.495 You fellas see any fancy ropes around here? 08:26.798 --> 08:28.232 Hey, you! Vine! 08:28.234 --> 08:30.167 Whoops. 08:30.169 --> 08:31.502 Hey, I barely touched him. 08:31.504 --> 08:33.137 Heck, I know I'd rather be a rope 08:33.139 --> 08:34.605 than a boring old vine. 08:34.607 --> 08:36.673 Gary: Yeah, you want to be a dumb plant your whole life? 08:36.675 --> 08:38.142 I'm sinking, dagnabit! 08:38.144 --> 08:40.344 How are we gonna scam this vine 08:40.346 --> 08:42.279 into being thrown over to Finn? 08:42.281 --> 08:43.814 Just yank it down! 08:43.816 --> 08:45.015 [ Bubbling ] 08:45.017 --> 08:46.650 Yank it down? What does that mean? 08:46.652 --> 08:50.287 Hey, fellas, you know what always works? 08:50.289 --> 08:53.457 Pea, pea. Where's the pea? Gee. 08:53.459 --> 08:56.193 I don't like the looks of this. 08:56.195 --> 08:58.095 We have to go old school. 08:58.097 --> 08:59.596 -No way, man. -No way, man. 08:59.598 --> 09:01.999 We promised ourselves never to go old school 09:02.001 --> 09:03.367 unless things got serious. 09:03.369 --> 09:06.036 Things have gotten serious. 09:06.038 --> 09:10.374 Maybe this vine needs a sandwich packed with a slap! 09:10.376 --> 09:12.042 How does my slap sandwich taste? 09:12.044 --> 09:13.944 You're a rope from now on, see? 09:13.946 --> 09:15.279 [ All grunting ] 09:15.281 --> 09:16.547 -You want some more? -How does this feel? 09:16.549 --> 09:17.948 You need some more of this? 09:17.950 --> 09:20.017 [ Plonk! ] Aw, geez. We killed him. 09:20.019 --> 09:21.885 [ Gasps ] 09:21.887 --> 09:23.787 -Yay! -Yay! 09:23.789 --> 09:26.023 Together: [ Chanting ] Finn! Finn! Finn! 09:26.025 --> 09:27.391 Thanks, marshmallow kids. 09:27.393 --> 09:29.226 I thought I was going to sink forever. 09:29.228 --> 09:30.961 But we failed your test, Mr. Finn. 09:30.963 --> 09:33.397 We couldn't scam this guy into being a rope. 09:33.399 --> 09:35.532 We had to resort to low violence. 09:35.534 --> 09:38.669 Together: We ain't worthy to be your students. 09:38.671 --> 09:42.072 You can't use scams to save somebody from quicksand. 09:42.074 --> 09:45.175 You kids weren't scamming sticks or branches or anything. 09:45.177 --> 09:47.477 You've been camping the whole time. 09:54.485 --> 09:57.254 -no scam?! -No scam?! 09:57.256 --> 10:00.724 Wow. You scammed us into thinking we were scamming. 10:00.726 --> 10:03.093 You scammed us good. You're our hero. 10:03.095 --> 10:04.595 Nothing was a scam. 10:04.597 --> 10:05.596 [ Sarcastically ] Yeah, right. 10:05.598 --> 10:07.264 No scam! No scam! 10:07.266 --> 10:09.266 [ Sighs ] I give up. 10:10.603 --> 10:13.103 so, Finn, how are the marshmallow kids doing? 10:13.105 --> 10:14.671 Eh? 10:16.107 --> 10:17.407 [ Gasps ] 10:19.110 --> 10:20.277 Fellas! 10:20.279 --> 10:21.612 I'm scamming these numbers 10:21.614 --> 10:23.947 into subtracting themselves from each other. 10:23.949 --> 10:25.616 Ha ha. Suckers. 10:25.618 --> 10:29.953 We're scamming this globe into teaching us about geography. 10:29.955 --> 10:32.122 I had to get kind of rough with this book, 10:32.124 --> 10:34.091 but now it's putting thoughts into my head -- 10:34.093 --> 10:35.292 for nothing! 10:35.294 --> 10:37.894 You did a wonderful job, Finn. 10:37.896 --> 10:40.731 Now all we need to do is worry about him. 10:40.733 --> 10:42.966 Same as before. Let's do it some more. 10:42.968 --> 10:43.967 Finn: Jake. 10:43.969 --> 10:45.302 Uh... 10:45.304 --> 10:47.137 These gentlemen dropped their shells. 10:47.139 --> 10:49.373 Heh. Gah-ooh... 10:51.542 --> 10:55.245 Come along with me 10:55.247 --> 11:00.017 and the butterflies and bees 11:02.720 --> 11:05.122 this party is so crazy!