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[ Penguins chirp ]

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[ Screeches ]

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Adventure Time

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come on, grab your friends

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we'll go to
very distant lands

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with Jake the dog
and Finn the human

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the fun will never end

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it's Adventure Time

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wow,
everything sucks here.

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Finn, look!

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Oh, geez,
this looks pretty real.

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He's got the enchiridion!
And wait...

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Is that Billy?

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Why's he so tiny?

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Hey!
There's our guy.

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Whoo-hoo!

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[ Laughs ]

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Yeah, just hang out <i>there</i>
<i>for a while!</i>

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I love it!

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I feel fresh!
[ Laughs ]

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Well, this is the weirdest thing
I've ever done.

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Together: Round and round
and round we go!

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Hyah!

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Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

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School's out, ya tranch!

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Whoa! [ Grunts ]

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Hey, prismo's calling.

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Nice!
Let's go say hi.

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You're lucky I don't take
the other one, kid.

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Quit crying, baby!

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Both: Prism...!

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Oof!

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Both: ...Mo!

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...otion!

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Prismo: Thanks for responding
to my call, guys.

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I'm in a serious pickle,
and I mean the bad kind.

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I mean, like, a really smelly,
brown pickle.

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Don't sweat it, boy.
Finn and I got your back.

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Who's bullying you, prismo?

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Nobody's bullying me.
Look...

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Um, 'member when you wished
the lich never existed

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and you created
a new wish reality

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that ended up
totally not working out?

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No.
Vaguely, yes.

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What?

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You don't remember
making that wish?

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Whu-huh?

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I thought I explained it to you
that one time.

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Dude, I'll catch you up.

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Look.

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After you wished the lich
never existed,

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you got zapped to an
alternative wish reality

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where magic doesn't
really exist.

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Wait.

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Who's that dude?

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That's you,
but sort of less cool.

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Uh-huh. Proceed.

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So you find an old Marceline

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and the magic crown on the body
of Ice King's skeleton

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who was smooshed
under the weight

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of a frozen mutagenic bomb.

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But then the destiny gang
steals your family donkey,

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so you use the crown
to become ice Finn

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and save your donkey
and your family.

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Buuut the crown makes you crazy

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and you ice everything up
like a dumb bozo,

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which sets off
the mutagenic bomb

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which releases the spirit
of the lich anyway.

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But then this reality's Jake
made a counter wish

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which supposedly fixed
the problem,

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but as it turns out,
it didn't really.

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Can I just say that I don't
remember any of this stuff.

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Because technically
it didn't happen to you.

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But also it still happened

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and that wish reality
continues to exist.

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Is this why,
all of a sudden,

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one day I was way better
at the flute?

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Oh, yeah, I noticed that.

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Listen. Something really bad
is about to go down.

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Ice Finn is using
his world's enchiridion

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to build a portal
to the multiverse.

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We literally do not know what
will happen if he succeeds,

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but it could defs
be catastrophic

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to the architecture
of these realities.

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Now if that happens, my boss --
let me repeat that --

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<i>my boss</i> will hold <i>me</i>
<i>responsible.</i>

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And by proxy, y'all both'll
be in the dip, too.

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Finn why not just "bloop-bloop"
it all better?

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Something there
is dampening my powers.

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I am losing my picks
over this biz!

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His boss?
Who's that?

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All right, man,
what do we do?

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Take this and use it to take
care of the ice Finn.

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Oh. Wait. What do you mean
by "take care of?"

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Good luck, guys!
We're all depending on you!

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Whoa.

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What is it?

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[ Grunts ]

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Oh, golly!
What's that nay now?

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It's like 50 bowling balls
on my teen bod!

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Oh, check it.
There's instructions.

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"The maid will handle all class
a interdimensional bung-ups

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if you follow these
simple steps.

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Direct the small end of the maid
toward your massive mistake.

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Focus your intention
until all distractions

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leave your thought sphere,

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then recite the words 'a man
needs a maid' three times."

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All right. [ Grunts ]
Here...We...

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Go-ohhh!

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Help-help-help-
help-help-help!

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Lower it.
Aagh!

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[ Farts ]
Ledge-ledge-ledge.

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[ Crash ]
Whew! Okay...

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Focus my intention.

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Just a few more jewels

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before I can open the portal
to a better world!

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My intention to heal the madness
of this other self.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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I don't think that's what
we're supposed to do.

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Prismo said
"take care of him."

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Yeah, that means
"make him feel better."

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Are you being stupid
on purpose?

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Yeah, but dude,
that is <i>me.</i>

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That's me.

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I heard you
the first time.

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There's got to be something
else we can do.

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Bro, you heard prismo.
We don't have a choice.

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[ Breathes deeply ]

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Okay, but you do it.

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I just can't, man.
I-it's too messed up.

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All right.
You're right.

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Shut your eyes
and cover your ears.

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Ommommommomm...

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Whew!

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A man needs a maid.
Whew!

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A man needs...

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A maid.

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A man...

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Needs...

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A...

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Nope!
This is bull juice!

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Oh, flip!

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Ommommommomm...

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Hey, hey.
Did you do it?

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No, man.

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Let's just go steal
the enchiridion.
Whoa, yeah!

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That way he can't open
the portal

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and nobody
gets obliterated.

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That should work!

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That's not gonna work,
you guys!

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Don't walk away
from the maid.

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NOooo!

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Ah, it's gonna be so great
in the next place, guys!

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It's like we're spinning...
Spinning...

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Spinning into the new land!

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[ Laughing maniacally ]

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Sneaky fashion.
[ Grunts ]

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[ Zap! ]

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Aah!
Ohh!

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What's this? Oh!

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Two more converts
to my empire of frost?

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Finn, I love you.

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Just in case we eat it
fighting this guy.

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Oh, yeah.
I love you, too.

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[ Laughs maniacally ]

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Oh, wonderful.

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I thought I'd rescued
all the humans!

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Now you can hang out here
with everyone else.

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Gunter says we just need
a few more gems.

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Anyway, now I'm going
to freeze you.

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Wait!

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Huh?

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Straight up magic!

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Are you a wizard, too?

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Yeah! Check out
my amazing wizard bod!

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Hey, over here, man!
Look at me.

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I'm a portal
to another world.

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You <i>can</i>be.

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I'm magic.
I can do anything.

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Don't you bElieve
your own eyes?

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Why would you be able
to turn in --

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why anything?

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Why is the sky blue, bro?

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That's right.
Just keep looking at me.

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Hey, what's up?

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I'll get you
out of this, Billy.

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It's Bobby.

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Look out.

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Who's that?

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Enter the port--
what?

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Big destiny?

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Jewels.

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[ Mumbles ]
What's wrong with him?

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He looks possessed
or something --

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ew, boy, here we go.

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That's my body, dog!

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My friend, you return!

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[ Laughs ]

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This was all his idea!

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Come on, that's the lich!
He's evil!

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He's not even trying
to hide it, bro!

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Release.

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[ Gasps ]

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Big d's mind is back.
Whoo!

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I must escape first try!

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Um...

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What are you doing?!

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Whoa!

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Traitor!

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Jake, let's boogie!

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You dirty gangsters!

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We're not a gang!
That's you.

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Aah!

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Pbht!

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Sleep.

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[ Groans ]

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Gimme!

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Creature:
Bring the book.

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Okay, buddy.

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Are we gonna save
the world now?

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Bobby.

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[ Groans ]

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Open, oh great book!

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The final hole is mine...

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To put my thing in.

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[ Chuckles evilly ]

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[ Laughs ]
What dimension is this?

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All of them.

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That's great.
Then we can live everywhere.

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Everywhere you will die.

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Heh -- what?

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You, your family --
everyone...Will die.

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Over and over.

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Mountains
of broken bodies...

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Beneath the wheel.

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[ Hisses ]

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Huh?
What the...?

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[ Groans ]

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Jake! Whoa!

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What the...

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Aah!

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Aah!

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Ew. Gross!

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You used me!

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Whoa.

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I trusted you, lich!

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Mathematical.

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Huh?

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Freeze!

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Oh. My power.
It's gone!

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Aah!

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Hang on, Finn!
Ragh!

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[ Breathing heavily ]

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Ow. Ow!

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[ Clink! ]

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Yes. The frost!

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[ Laughs ] Doh!

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Dude, don't kill him!
That's me, kinda.

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Other Finn,
just listen at me.

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Your name is Finn mertens!

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Your best friend
is Jake the dog.

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You have a birthmark like
a flaming sideways teardrop...

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In like
a really weird place.

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What? What's going on?
Bartram?

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Yeah, yeah!

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00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:41,413
Your whole thing is you want
to help people, remember?

267
00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:42,447
We can fix all this.

268
00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:43,782
[ Grumbles ]

269
00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:45,183
It's like the most evil
heartburn!

270
00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:46,284
Jake!

271
00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:47,852
Get out of the way!

272
00:09:50,356 --> 00:09:52,791
A man needs a maid!
A man needs a maid!
A man needs a maid!

273
00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:55,594
[ Ding! ]
Woman: <i>Housekeeping.</i>

274
00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:58,530
[ Screams ]

275
00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:04,302
[ Sighs ]

276
00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:06,571
[ Pants, barks ]

277
00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:08,073
You're welcome!

278
00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:11,543
Ha! I dunno what he's saying.
Let's bounce.

279
00:10:11,545 --> 00:10:12,744
Prismo, wait.

280
00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:14,946
We have so much
to talk about.

281
00:10:16,415 --> 00:10:17,649
Oh.

282
00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:20,085
Prismo, I'm sorry if this is
breaking the rules,

283
00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:21,653
but you got to help
this guy out.

284
00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:25,256
He's just always gonna be messed
up with that crown around.

285
00:10:25,258 --> 00:10:28,159
Prismo: Okay, I can try
rearranging some stuff.

286
00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:30,562
[ Mouse clicks ]
Just a quick cut...

287
00:10:30,564 --> 00:10:33,064
And...Paste!

288
00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:35,166
There! Now the ground zero
bomb explosion

289
00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:37,636
should destroy the crown
in that reality...

290
00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:39,170
And...Play.

291
00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:41,906
So, yeah.
This all goes down again...

292
00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:43,942
Bomb goes off,
duh-duh-duh...

293
00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:46,578
So, yeah.
The crown is totally gone.

294
00:10:48,347 --> 00:10:51,983
Your guy here goes back
to normal.

295
00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:57,822
Aww. [ Chomping ]

296
00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:05,130
Huh, that's his family.

297
00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:07,132
Hey, look how dumb I am
in that world.

298
00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:08,466
Here's me --
woof-woof-woof!

299
00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:09,701
[ Chortles ]

300
00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:11,136
I eat stuff off the ground.

301
00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:13,905
I dunno, what are dogs
even into these days?

302
00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:19,978
Come along with me

303
00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:24,382
and the butterflies and bees

