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[ Penguins chirp ]
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[ Screeches ]
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Adventure Time
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come on, grab your friends
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we'll go to
very distant lands
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with Jake the dog
and Finn the human
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the fun will never end
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it's Adventure Time
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wow,
everything sucks here.
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Finn, look!
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Oh, geez,
this looks pretty real.
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He's got the enchiridion!
And wait...
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Is that Billy?
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Why's he so tiny?
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Hey!
There's our guy.
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Whoo-hoo!
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[ Laughs ]
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Yeah, just hang out there
for a while!
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I love it!
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I feel fresh!
[ Laughs ]
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Well, this is the weirdest thing
I've ever done.
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Together: Round and round
and round we go!
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Hyah!
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Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
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School's out, ya tranch!
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Whoa! [ Grunts ]
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Hey, prismo's calling.
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Nice!
Let's go say hi.
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You're lucky I don't take
the other one, kid.
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Quit crying, baby!
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Both: Prism...!
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Oof!
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Both: ...Mo!
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...otion!
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Prismo: Thanks for responding
to my call, guys.
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I'm in a serious pickle,
and I mean the bad kind.
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I mean, like, a really smelly,
brown pickle.
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Don't sweat it, boy.
Finn and I got your back.
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Who's bullying you, prismo?
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Nobody's bullying me.
Look...
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Um, 'member when you wished
the lich never existed
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and you created
a new wish reality
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that ended up
totally not working out?
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No.
Vaguely, yes.
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What?
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You don't remember
making that wish?
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Whu-huh?
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I thought I explained it to you
that one time.
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Dude, I'll catch you up.
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Look.
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After you wished the lich
never existed,
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you got zapped to an
alternative wish reality
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where magic doesn't
really exist.
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Wait.
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Who's that dude?
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That's you,
but sort of less cool.
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Uh-huh. Proceed.
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So you find an old Marceline
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and the magic crown on the body
of Ice King's skeleton
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who was smooshed
under the weight
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of a frozen mutagenic bomb.
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But then the destiny gang
steals your family donkey,
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so you use the crown
to become ice Finn
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and save your donkey
and your family.
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Buuut the crown makes you crazy
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and you ice everything up
like a dumb bozo,
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which sets off
the mutagenic bomb
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which releases the spirit
of the lich anyway.
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But then this reality's Jake
made a counter wish
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which supposedly fixed
the problem,
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but as it turns out,
it didn't really.
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Can I just say that I don't
remember any of this stuff.
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Because technically
it didn't happen to you.
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But also it still happened
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and that wish reality
continues to exist.
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Is this why,
all of a sudden,
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one day I was way better
at the flute?
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Oh, yeah, I noticed that.
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Listen. Something really bad
is about to go down.
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Ice Finn is using
his world's enchiridion
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to build a portal
to the multiverse.
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We literally do not know what
will happen if he succeeds,
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but it could defs
be catastrophic
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to the architecture
of these realities.
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Now if that happens, my boss --
let me repeat that --
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my boss will hold me
responsible.
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And by proxy, y'all both'll
be in the dip, too.
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Finn why not just "bloop-bloop"
it all better?
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Something there
is dampening my powers.
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I am losing my picks
over this biz!
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His boss?
Who's that?
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All right, man,
what do we do?
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Take this and use it to take
care of the ice Finn.
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Oh. Wait. What do you mean
by "take care of?"
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Good luck, guys!
We're all depending on you!
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Whoa.
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What is it?
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[ Grunts ]
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Oh, golly!
What's that nay now?
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It's like 50 bowling balls
on my teen bod!
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Oh, check it.
There's instructions.
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"The maid will handle all class
a interdimensional bung-ups
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if you follow these
simple steps.
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Direct the small end of the maid
toward your massive mistake.
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Focus your intention
until all distractions
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leave your thought sphere,
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then recite the words 'a man
needs a maid' three times."
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All right. [ Grunts ]
Here...We...
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Go-ohhh!
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Help-help-help-
help-help-help!
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Lower it.
Aagh!
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[ Farts ]
Ledge-ledge-ledge.
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[ Crash ]
Whew! Okay...
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Focus my intention.
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Just a few more jewels
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before I can open the portal
to a better world!
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My intention to heal the madness
of this other self.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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I don't think that's what
we're supposed to do.
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Prismo said
"take care of him."
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Yeah, that means
"make him feel better."
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Are you being stupid
on purpose?
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Yeah, but dude,
that is me.
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That's me.
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I heard you
the first time.
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There's got to be something
else we can do.
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Bro, you heard prismo.
We don't have a choice.
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[ Breathes deeply ]
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Okay, but you do it.
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I just can't, man.
I-it's too messed up.
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All right.
You're right.
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Shut your eyes
and cover your ears.
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Ommommommomm...
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Whew!
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A man needs a maid.
Whew!
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A man needs...
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A maid.
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A man...
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Needs...
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A...
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Nope!
This is bull juice!
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Oh, flip!
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Ommommommomm...
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Hey, hey.
Did you do it?
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No, man.
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Let's just go steal
the enchiridion.
Whoa, yeah!
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That way he can't open
the portal
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and nobody
gets obliterated.
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That should work!
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That's not gonna work,
you guys!
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Don't walk away
from the maid.
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NOooo!
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Ah, it's gonna be so great
in the next place, guys!
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It's like we're spinning...
Spinning...
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Spinning into the new land!
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[ Laughing maniacally ]
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Sneaky fashion.
[ Grunts ]
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[ Zap! ]
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Aah!
Ohh!
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What's this? Oh!
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Two more converts
to my empire of frost?
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Finn, I love you.
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Just in case we eat it
fighting this guy.
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Oh, yeah.
I love you, too.
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[ Laughs maniacally ]
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Oh, wonderful.
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I thought I'd rescued
all the humans!
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Now you can hang out here
with everyone else.
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Gunter says we just need
a few more gems.
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Anyway, now I'm going
to freeze you.
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Wait!
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Huh?
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Straight up magic!
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Are you a wizard, too?
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Yeah! Check out
my amazing wizard bod!
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Hey, over here, man!
Look at me.
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I'm a portal
to another world.
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You canbe.
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I'm magic.
I can do anything.
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Don't you bElieve
your own eyes?
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Why would you be able
to turn in --
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why anything?
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Why is the sky blue, bro?
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That's right.
Just keep looking at me.
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Hey, what's up?
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I'll get you
out of this, Billy.
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It's Bobby.
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Look out.
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Who's that?
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Enter the port--
what?
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Big destiny?
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Jewels.
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[ Mumbles ]
What's wrong with him?
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He looks possessed
or something --
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ew, boy, here we go.
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That's my body, dog!
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My friend, you return!
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[ Laughs ]
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This was all his idea!
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Come on, that's the lich!
He's evil!
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He's not even trying
to hide it, bro!
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Release.
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[ Gasps ]
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Big d's mind is back.
Whoo!
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I must escape first try!
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Um...
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What are you doing?!
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Whoa!
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Traitor!
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Jake, let's boogie!
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You dirty gangsters!
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We're not a gang!
That's you.
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Aah!
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Pbht!
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Sleep.
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[ Groans ]
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Gimme!
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Creature:
Bring the book.
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Okay, buddy.
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Are we gonna save
the world now?
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Bobby.
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[ Groans ]
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Open, oh great book!
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The final hole is mine...
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To put my thing in.
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[ Chuckles evilly ]
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[ Laughs ]
What dimension is this?
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All of them.
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That's great.
Then we can live everywhere.
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Everywhere you will die.
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Heh -- what?
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You, your family --
everyone...Will die.
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Over and over.
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Mountains
of broken bodies...
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Beneath the wheel.
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[ Hisses ]
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Huh?
What the...?
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[ Groans ]
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Jake! Whoa!
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What the...
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Ew. Gross!
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You used me!
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Whoa.
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I trusted you, lich!
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Mathematical.
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Huh?
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Freeze!
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Oh. My power.
It's gone!
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Aah!
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Hang on, Finn!
Ragh!
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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Ow. Ow!
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[ Clink! ]
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Yes. The frost!
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[ Laughs ] Doh!
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Dude, don't kill him!
That's me, kinda.
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Other Finn,
just listen at me.
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Your name is Finn mertens!
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Your best friend
is Jake the dog.
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You have a birthmark like
a flaming sideways teardrop...
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In like
a really weird place.
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What? What's going on?
Bartram?
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Yeah, yeah!
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Your whole thing is you want
to help people, remember?
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We can fix all this.
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[ Grumbles ]
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It's like the most evil
heartburn!
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Jake!
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Get out of the way!
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A man needs a maid!
A man needs a maid!
A man needs a maid!
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[ Ding! ]
Woman: Housekeeping.
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[ Screams ]
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Pants, barks ]
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You're welcome!
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Ha! I dunno what he's saying.
Let's bounce.
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Prismo, wait.
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We have so much
to talk about.
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Oh.
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Prismo, I'm sorry if this is
breaking the rules,
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but you got to help
this guy out.
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He's just always gonna be messed
up with that crown around.
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Prismo: Okay, I can try
rearranging some stuff.
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[ Mouse clicks ]
Just a quick cut...
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And...Paste!
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There! Now the ground zero
bomb explosion
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should destroy the crown
in that reality...
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And...Play.
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So, yeah.
This all goes down again...
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Bomb goes off,
duh-duh-duh...
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So, yeah.
The crown is totally gone.
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Your guy here goes back
to normal.
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Aww. [ Chomping ]
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Huh, that's his family.
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Hey, look how dumb I am
in that world.
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Here's me --
woof-woof-woof!
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[ Chortles ]
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I eat stuff off the ground.
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I dunno, what are dogs
even into these days?
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Come along with me
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and the butterflies and bees