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[ Mouse squeaks ]

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[ Penguins chirp ]

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[ All cheering ]

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[ Screeches ]

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[ Quacks ]

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Adventure Time

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come on, grab your friends

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we'll go
to very distant lands

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with Jake the dog
and Finn the human

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the fun will never end

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it's Adventure Time

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[ video game music plays ]

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BMO, I've been playing this
72 hours straight.

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Can I please save
after this battle?

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No, it takes up
too much brain space.

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I'm out of candles.
Huh?!

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Man, if Finn were here,
we'd be doing this in shifts.

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Oh, well,
let's keep grinding.

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I cannot talk and run this game
at the same time.

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NOoooo!

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Well, I guess that means
I'm free.

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I live again!

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My name is Jake,
and I love my life

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kissin' on lady
'cause she's basically my wife

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fixin' up neptr
'cause he fell from a tree

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catchin' up with Maja
and a.P.T.W.E.

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Maja's in a coma,
and she might not wake up

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I'm glad you got a friend now,
even though that's messed up

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take TV to the market
to get him into fruits

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take a little nappy
in my blanket cocoon

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wake up really early
just to cook for my friends

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later in the field at night,
I thought I saw death

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made myself a boat,
and I sailed with a whale

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took TV to the market
so he could try kale

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and some other stuff

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ahh.

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Nice song, Jake.

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What a crazy two weeks.

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I think I'm ready to hole up

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and go round two
on "age of grinders."

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But where's Finn?
I need him on this adventure.

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Uh, well...

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Hold on. What?

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If you don't know, I'm not sure
it's my business to tell you.

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Don't you dare, shelby!
Give up that greasy gossip!

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Word on the street is Finn's
been hangin' with a new lady.

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Who the honk is it?

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I don't --
muscle princess.
It's perfect.

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I don't --
me-mow from the future!

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[ Gasps ]
Nobody knows.

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Finn's been keeping this
on the super d.L.

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Why?

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He's just trying to be careful
this time.

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Oh, yeah, I get it.

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But I still got to know
who this girl is.

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Okay, just don't
blow up his spot.

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I won't!

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Ooh! Ohh!

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Hey, Jake.
Oh, hey, science cat.

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Where's sword shark?

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He died of old age.

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Hey, are you gonna find out
who Finn's girlfriend is?

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Who told you that?

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Word gets around, man.

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Not to me, apparently.

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Let me know the dirt
when you find out.

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I won't!

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[ Sniffing ]

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[ Flute playing ]

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Huh? What's that?

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Sounds like a flute
coming from above the canopy.

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[ Flute continues ]

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[ Gasps ]

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Huntress wizard!

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Stop.

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[ Playing stops ]

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This isn't working, Finn.

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Dude.
[ Screams ]

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Oh, hi, Jake.
What are you doing here?

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I wanted to check out
your new lady friend,

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but I guess she just dumped you
like a diaper in the dirt, bro.

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[ Crying ] I'm sorry, man.
[ Sobs ]

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I want you to have a healthy
relationship with someone cool.

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That's so sweet, Jake.
I love you, man.

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Me, too, man.

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Okay. I'm okay.

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But, dude, me and huntress
wizard weren't together.

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We're just trying to conjure up
the spirit of the forest

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with my flute spell.

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What the blood
are you talking about?

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It went down like this.

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I was just minding
my own business

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in my new alone place
I've been hanging out at.

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[ Gurgling ]

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[ Flute playing ]

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Pbht!

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Hello.

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How are you playing
like that?

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I don't know.
I'm just making stuff up.

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Something in your notes
has the quality

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of a powerful
evocation spell.

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What spirit
guides your hands?

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Tell me, or I'll put
this up your nose.

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First off,
I'm a great fighter.

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And I'm especially agile
when I'm nude, so good luck.

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Second, my flute improv
ain't no secret.

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I let my grass hand
do whatever it wants,

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which is usually sort of
shreddy and busy.

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Let me see that hand.

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You're what I've
been looking for.

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Lookin' for
a dope boyfriend.

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No, man, she thinks
my grass arm flute playing

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could summon
the spirit of the forest.

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I've been playing different
songs for two weeks, though,

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and he hasn't
shown up yet.

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Who's that,
her ex-boyfriend?

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Uh, I guess
they used to hang out

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but maybe in some kind of
mentor-student capacity.

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So my theory holds.
You can still make this happen.

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Yeah, I really want to help her
summon this dude.

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Finn, that's not
why you're here.

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That's why I'm here.

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Come on, let's make
some magic happen.

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Yeah,
my magic flute spell.

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Ohh!
Finn.

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[ Both scream ]

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I had an idea.
Hi.

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I think the problem
is your flute.

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We should make you a better one
from a magical tusk.

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Like the tusk
of the legendary thunderboar

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that lives in these woods.

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I'm down for whatever
if it helps.

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I'm also here.

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Hey, what's up?

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It's late.

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Why don't you guys
crash at my place tonight?

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We'll start the hunt
first thing in the morning.

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Ha-ha! I'm like
your sleepover chaperone.

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Grow up.
You grow up, you teen!

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So, yeah,
here's the place.

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We got some nice soft dirt
right over here.

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Pantry, in case
you want a snack, bathroom.

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I got a console
if you get bored,

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but it was a gift, so I haven't
really set it up yet.

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Night, boys.

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[ Snores ]

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Jake: Dude, I think
I figured it out.

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You can't summon
the spirit of the forest

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'cause you ain't playing
that flute for him.

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You got a crush on h.W.

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H.W.'S just training me to live
an ascetic life like her.

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Mm-kay, I buy that
for like zero seconds.

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Before we hunt
the thunderboar,

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you should drink from
this enchanted spring.

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It might give you crazy dreams,
but when you wake up,

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you'll be immune to
the boar's electrical attacks.

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Let's roll those dice.
[ Gulping ]

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Hey, dude, are you sure
you want to do that?

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Mm-hmm. Blah!

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I've had plenty of weird dreams
befo-- okay!

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That was fast.
[ Chirps ]

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Welcome.
I am the spirit of the forest.

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Wow, dude, we've been trying
to summon you for weeks.

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And why do you seek me?

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I don't, personally,

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but huntress wizard really
wants to talk to you, man.

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Did you know that a wolf's eyes
are on the front of its head?

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But, yeah, didn't you guys
used to hang?

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Most predatory species
are like that.

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This little buddy
doesn't even know I'm here.

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Fella, I don't want to have
a science talk right now.

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Huntress wizard only
sees straight ahead.

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Eyes on the prize.

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Now, why did you
really need to see me?

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Oh, yeah! Can you make me
immune to electricity?

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Here.
Whoa.

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Now plunge that
into your heart.

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And this'll give me immunity
to electricity?

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I'll do it...
To help huntress wizard.

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Aah!

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How long was I out?

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Seven long,
harrowing seconds.

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Hold still.

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[ Electricity crackles ]

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Yeah, feels fine.
Great.

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Now we can hunt down
the thunderboar.

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Oh, yeah, the boar.

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Try to stay focused.

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Magic dog,
what do you smell?

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[ Sniffs ]

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Mostly Finn but also
some kind of giant wild pig.

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There!

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[ Grunts ]

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[ Squealing ]

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Jake's joking.
I smell fine.

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[ Grunts ]

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Eee!

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Hey!

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Good work.

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You just wanted a tusk?

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You could have asked!

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Oh.

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[ Inhales sharply ]

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[ Flute playing ]

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You can stop.

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He is not coming.

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He's gone for good,
and I should just deal.

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Maybe if I played it a little
jazzier, like all syncopated?

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Hey! Why don't you two
try playing together?

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Use that chemistry
to guide the music.

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Yeah, just get in there.
Cozy up.

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I guess we've tried
everything else.

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[ Flutes playing ]

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Wow!

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What?!

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Who summons me
with the sweet song of longing?

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Oh, hey-oh.
Can you see me now?

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Yes.

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How's it been going?

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I've been talking
to a lot of twigs.

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Where have you been,
dude?

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I've been right here.

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But the forces
that drew us close

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became obscured

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as you drifted into the
lifestyles of magic city livin'.

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Attracting forces come and go.
It's the way of the world.

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I still can't tell
if you guys dated.

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But I'm ready
to come back now.

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Are you, though?
That's what I'm saying.

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Finn, who was your flute spell
for?

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Um...

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I was playing my flute
for you the whole time,

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but I knew you had a thing with
this dude, and he seems cool,

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so I was just gonna keep
playing this flute song

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about my secret feelings
until my flute broke.

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I, uh -- I worry that hard meat
don't get eat.

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That is to say if I ever
find what I'm looking for,

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I'll become soft and I'll cease
to matter in this world.

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What?

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Fear of softness
is what drove me

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to the mad and sad world
of wizarding.

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And, Finn...

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Yeah? What?

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[ Gasps ]

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...my flute spell was for you,
too.

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You're an exceptional beast,
and you have great hair.

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But exceptional beasts like us
cannot fall in love.

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That is the secret
of ordinary people.

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Uh, that's real dumb.

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I agree.

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Wait, you agree with me
or her?

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Take it easy,
huntress wizard.

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Man, I can't bElieve
all you can do

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is upgrade your armor
in this game.

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It's all about patience

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and treating each grueling,
repetitive battle

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as if it were your first.

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Finn:
Oh, snap! Finally!

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Whoo!
Whoo!

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Blah!
Blah!

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What a bad and boring game.
It was just what I needed.

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I'm sorry it didn't work out
with huntress wizard.

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She just needs time to
miss how cool you are.

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Attracting forces
come and go, man.

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[ Single note plays ]

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Come along with me

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and the butterflies and bees