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I'm tired of
"pilgrims of the land."

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I hate that board game.

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You're just saying that because
pep but beat you every time.

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It's just pilgriming around.
There's no point.

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There point is building
and developing holdings

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while trading
and acquiring resources.

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Yeah, well,
nobody ate my guac.

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This is homemade,
broham.

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This ain't no store guac.

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You know I love your guac.

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Hmm.

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[ Smooches ] Magnifique.

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No, this is bad.

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Maybe you don't get art.

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It's disrespectful
to the kingdom's holdings.

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[ Gasps ]
It's fresh.

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[ Paintbrush scratching ]

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[ Gasps ]

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[ Gasps ]

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That's illegal!

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And beautiful.

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[ Panting ]

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What?

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Yah!

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Aw.

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-Oh, hi.
-Hey.

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-Hey, stop.
-No. Wait.

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Eh.

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[ Indistinct conversations ]

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Stop!

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Hey!

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Huh?

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Huh?

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Hi.

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Hello.

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You already grabbed me.

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You sure?

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Hmm.

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This...This is...

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-Delinquent vandalism?
-A beautiful statement?

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...very interesting.

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Go back to the barracks

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and find out which banana guard
is responsible for this.

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Why don't you just
go and ask them yourself?

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The banana guards are really
afraid of getting into trouble.

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They love me, but I think
they're secretly scared of me.

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Here. You can slip in during
the changing of the guards.

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[ Bush rustling ]

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Not yet.

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[ Watch ticks ]

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Three, two, one.

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[ Door clanks ]

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[ All grunting ]

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10 whipped cream pies.

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Oh!

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[ Clatter ]

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[ Bugle playing ]

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That's enough,
banana guard 12.

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Okay, everyone,
time for morning calisthenics.

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Jump for old colonel.

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[ Chuckles ] Yes. Good.

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[ Banana guards grunting ]
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

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All right,
now, that's enough.

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It's time for daily worship.

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Gaze upon the divine
and terrible countenance.

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[ Banana guards "ooh" ]

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Please, almighty princess,
forgive us.

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[ All speak indistinctly ]

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Sorry, pb.

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Yeah, man.
Me, too, prubs.

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Come on, bro.
Just 10 more reppies.

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[ Sighs ]

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How the Hank
are we gonna find out

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which one of them
is the graffiti fiend?

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[ Grunts ]
That's easy, man.

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We'll lure him out of hiding
with an irresistible temptation,

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then trap him.

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Watch and learn,
rookie.

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[ Slurps ]
Good sesh, bro.

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Yeah, brothers!

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We're all brothers,
you know,

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fighting crimes
and making rhymes, right?

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[ Laughs ]

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But also how about making
a little crime ourselves, right?

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I mean,
how do we know about crime

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if we never
done one before?

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-Am I right?
-That makes sense.

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Why don't we meet over by that
big, blank wall later tonight

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bring a little paint, and see
where things go from there, eh?

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[ Chuckles ]

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I don't see anybody, Jake.

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They'll be here.
Don't worry none.

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My plan is good.

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Both: Aah! What the...?

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There they are!
[ Crying ]

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Those guys wanted to
commit crimes!

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No, we --
[ Whap! ]

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[ Both grunt ]

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[ Sighs ]

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We caught
the crime-inals!

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Oh, I just got that.

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Good job, boys.

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Just leave them to me.

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What the heck, Finn?

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I was just trying to
shake the bushes, you know?

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Lure them out of hiding
with an irresistible --

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oh, hold up.
I already did this bit.

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Well, you got to be more subtle
next time.

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What next time?
They know our faces now.

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Banana guards, please welcome
these new recruits.

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-Hello.
-Hello.

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Okay, subtle.

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Maybe we should split up
and just look around --

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cover more ground
that way.

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Now, that's some
detective thinking, Finn.

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[ neigh ]

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What the...? Horse?

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Hey,
man is there a horse in --

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hmm?

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-Hey, what was that?
-Nothing.

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Swore I heard a --

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[ neigh ]
Wha?

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[ Drawer clanks ]
Files.

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What?

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All files.

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Please go away.

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Mm. Okay.

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[ Neigh ]

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I want back in there now!
Come on!

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I love you.

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Eugh.

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[ Feet screech ]
Hey, did you see a-a --

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a something come by here?

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No.
Just me and this door here.

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Ooh, yeah. Showers.

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Sweet, hot shower
to get my head back on straight.

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[ Banana guard vocalizing ]

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Oh, that heavenly singing.

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Hey,
who's singing in there?!

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[ Singing stops ]

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I like your...Song.

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[ Valve squeaks ]

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[ Zoom! ]

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[ Door clanks ]

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-Now, hold on a second.
-I love you.

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Get out of here right now,
you.

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[ Neigh ]

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[ Groans ] Some kind of
conspiracy is afoot,

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but how deep
does this rabbit hole gOooo?

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[ Indistinct conversations ]

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[ Chuckles ]

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Hey, man,
that's not bad.

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It's not that great.

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No, it's good, man.

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Maybe, though,
add some shading

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around where the head
shadows the neck.

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Make sure it's obvious where
the light source is coming from.

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It'll help give the drawing
more volume and depth.

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Whoa.
You're really good at art, man.

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[ Thinking ] Art.

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Could this be the guy?

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Gotcha.

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Well, bye.

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Oh, oh, uh, uh,
wait a minute.

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Mister...?

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Banana guard 16.

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You sure know a lot about art
and stuff.

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Yeah.

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Do you have some art of your own
I could look off of

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and get, um, I don't know,
inspiration from?

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Inspiration.

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Follow me.

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[ vent clanks ]

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In here.

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I found this walled off area
while cleaning one day.

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I like to use it as my,
uh, my studio, I guess.

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Maybe this
will inspire you.

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[ Gasps ]

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Oh, my glob.
These are gorgeous.

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Hey, thanks.

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Is this why you've been painting
outside walls, banana guard 16?

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Uh...
I just needed more space

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to express
my artistic impulses.

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[ Neigh ]

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This stuff is great.

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You should hang it
in a gallery.

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No. Princess Bubblegum
would hate that.

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Banana guards are just
supposed to...Guard.

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She's take me apart
to find out what went wrong.

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Nah. She's nice, dude.

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Nice?
Don't you know nothing?

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She's an unknowable goddess.
[ Thunder crashes ]

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When the first candy people
rose against her,

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she transformed them
into hideous monsters.

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Her own brother, neddy,

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she imprisoned him
beneath the great tree.

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And the rattleball boys?

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She iced all those guys.

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She's amazing,
and she's flipping scary.

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But nice.

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I never show anybody
this place.

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If they found me out,

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who knows what dark and terrible
fate would await me.

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But I don't know, man.

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I trust you.

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We're kindred artistic souls.

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Totes.

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Ha-ha! Busted!

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Slam!

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Jake!

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Got him in his hidey-hole.

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Good work, Finn.

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You set me up.

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[ Thinking ]
Man, banana guarding is rough.

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Hmm.
One rando genetic mutation,

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and any one of those dudes would
be in the same boat as bg-16.

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[ Gasps ] The same boat.

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Oops!

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Oh, sorry, man.
There you go.

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Hey, wait.
That's not the same --

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[ bugle plays ]

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Banana guard 16,
step forward.

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Sorry, pb.

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I goofed up.
I think we lost him.

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I'm banana guard 16.

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Aw, dude. Come on.

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Punish me.

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I am ready.

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No! I am banana guard 16.

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I am banana guard 16.

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-I'm banana guard 16.
-I'm banana guard 16.

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Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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I'm banana guard 16.

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[ All gasp ]

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I'm not gonna punish you,
banana guard 16.

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You're not?

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Of course not.

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Your murals
are so beautiful.

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I want you to paint one
in the banquet hall.

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The princess spared him.

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She's so merciful.

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Make way!

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Oh, merciful princess.

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Uh...

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Thank you for sparing
your lowly servant.

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[ Banana guards
speaking indistinctly ]

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Buh-buh-buh.
No, no, no.

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I'm just a person.

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I've done things in the past,
things I'm not proud of.

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But today,
I'm here to celebrate.

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Oh!

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Princess...

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Mm-hmm?

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...I love you.

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Wow.

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[ Neigh ]

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[ Applause ]

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My banana guards
are so talented.

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I grew these
hi-da-roponically.

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And I can actually play
really good.

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[ Bugle plays ]

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[ Vocalizing ]

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Um, princess?

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Yes?

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I don't have a special talent.

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That's okay, too.

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Hooray!

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Come along with me

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and the butterflies and bees