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[ Mouse squeaks ]

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[ Penguins chirp ]

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[ All cheering ]

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[ Screeches ]

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[ Quacks ]

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Adventure Time

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come on, grab your friends

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we'll go
to very distant lands

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with Jake the dog
and Finn the human

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the fun will never end

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it's Adventure Time

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I can't bElieve I let you
talk me into this.

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It's not like I have
a lot of free time, you know.

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Peebs,
you work too much.

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Imagine a pizza.

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Only half
should be business.

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The rest
should be personal.

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Personal pizza.

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Yuck.

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Try to have fun tonight.

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With the Ice King?

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Not in your everlasting
lifetime, girlfriend.

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I wish
you'd call him Simon.

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He's actually
kind of sweet and funny.

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[ Squawks ]

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[ Coos ]

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Can you please
try to get along tonight?

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It would mean a lot to me.

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[ Inhales deeply ]
I'll try.

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Try anything once,
that's what I say.

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Simon!

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What's this?

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It's a present.

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To bribe you
for coming over.

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You don't have to bribe us,
silly.

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We're here because we want to
hang out with you.

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No one has ever
said that to me before.

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You didn't say,
"no take backs."

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Wenk.

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Bottoms down.

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[ Slurping ]

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[ Plop! ]

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[ Splat! ]

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[ Echoing ] So, check it out!

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I upgraded
my home karaoke system.

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Do you like karaoke?

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Duh!
We love karaoke.

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Bonnie
is a dynamo on the Mike!

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Okay. You guys get started,
I'll freshen up pb's drink.

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[ Inhales deeply ]

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[ Braying ]

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Uh...

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[ Groaning ]

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[ Speaking foreign language ]

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Marceline?

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<i>Irslerskat prjon!</i>

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<i>Prjon, prjon...</i>

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<i>Prrrrrrrrrrrrjon!</i>

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Marceline!
Get out here quick!

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What's going on?

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Something's wrong
with the I.K.

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Oh, no!
Simon!

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Hi, Marceline.

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Are you guys
pranking me?

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Your friend just
majorly malfunctioned!

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He was jerking around
all weird,

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and his voice sounded like
he was possessed!

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Cool out, b-bell.

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I know you love karaoke, but
you can't take it so seriously.

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[ Triangle dinging ]

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I hope you like
penguin cuisine.

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It's mostly just shapes.

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Who doesn't love
a good rhomboid?

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You're a rhomboid.

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[ Warbling ]

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Here, Simon.

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I know
these are your favos.

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Ooh, thanks, Gunther!

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He just called you
"Gunther."

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Ah,
he calls everybody Gunther.

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Bonnie!

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There's something really wrong
with Simon.

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There's some wrong with --
wait.

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You just called him Simon.

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Call me whatever you want.

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This is the best date I've
been on since my last date.

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This is not a date.

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Neither was the last one.

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It was a robbery.

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For real?

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Yeah.
She stole my heart.

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And my crown.

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Your crown. Hm...
[ Warble! Shatter! ]

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[ Speaking foreign language ]

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Oh, crubs!
He's really flipping out!

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[ Speaking foreign language ]

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[ Shatter! Shatter! ]

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[ Whack! ]

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What'd you do that for?!

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It just makes things easier.

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I'm definitely seeing
some weird activity here.

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It's really, really...

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You don't know
what's going on.

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Maybe I can access it
with my vr equipment.

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Whoa, bon-bon!

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This stuff is rad.

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Why haven't you
shown me before?

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I didn't think
you liked science.

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I like games.

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We can play sometime.

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But this time,
it's business.

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Whoa.

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This is not
what I was expecting.

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Did you press
the wrong button?

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I never press
the wrong button.

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Yeah, you always know
which button to press.

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I'm referring to the fact that
you know how to annoy me.

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Yeah, I got that.
[ Drums playing ]

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What I don't get
is this stupid scenery.

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At least it's got
a pretty killer beat.

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[ Drums continue ]

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Wow!
Two newbies at the same time!

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How'd you manage that?

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Yeah, okay.

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I guess if you really squeeze
together, it could fit you both.

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Who are you?!

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Are you a dinosaur?

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I'm a Gunther.

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Okay,
what's a dinosaur doing here?

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I'm practicing my drums.

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The others say the acoustics out
here are better than in town.

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[ Warbling ]

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What the bleep?!

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Oh, yeah.
That's been happening lately.

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You're lucky
you didn't get rearranged.

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Ooof!

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Does this circuit
look infected to you?

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I don't know. I only deal in
infectious grooves.

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[ Mimics guitar ]

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Sounds like you guys need
another brain.

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[ Gasps ] I'm gonna take
you guys to the the Professor!

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He's the smartest guy I know.

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Next to master evergreen,
of course.

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[ Speaking
foreign language ]

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<i>Prjon.</i>
<i>-Hey, guys.</i>

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<i>Prjon.</i>
<i>Hey, goontz!</i>

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Who are those dudes?

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That's sveinn.

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He only
wore the crown once.

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And the guy next to him says
he's the first "Santa."

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Like,
what's even a "Santa"?

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Dude, <i>the</i> Santa?

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Nope.
Doesn't ring a bell.

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[ Drums playing ]

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Aha!
There he is!

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Professor petrikov!

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Simon!

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Marcy!

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Oh, dear!
How is this possible?

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Did my beloved Betty master
the secrets of the crown?

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No.
Bonnibel scienced us in.

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Ohh. You must be
Betty's little assistant.

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Assistant?!

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I have been my own boss
my entire life.

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I built my own lab!

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I've created
freaking life forms!

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Okay! Uh...
[ Clears throat ]

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Actually, I haven't seen Betty
since she came back to Ooo.

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But if Betty didn't send you,
why are you here?

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The crown
is going ba-nay-nays.

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It's making Ice King act
super weird in the real world.

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Yes, I see.

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It seems to have infected
much of the crown's labyrinth.

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I was actually just about to
follow its path of destruction.

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A quest!

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Hey, Marcy, last time,

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I was so caught up in
making things right with Betty

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that you got left out.

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I'm sorry.

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It's okay.
I get it.

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So,
you got a boyfriend yet?

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Ha! No.

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Uh,
there was this guy once,

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but he was a real jerk,
so I dumped him hard.

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Huh. Wish I'd been there
to punch his face.

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Simon!

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I can punch
my own jerks now.

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[ Chuckles ] Ow.

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It's getting pretty bad.
I think we're close.

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Yeah! Can't you hear
my intense drumming?

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[ Humming ]

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Magic man?

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Magic woman.

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Betty!

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This is the fabled Betty?

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I always pictured her
more majestic.

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You know, with,
uh, guts and stuff.

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Betty, please,
what are you doing?

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I'm re-programming
the crown's wish magic.

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Got to fix Simon.

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A-ha!

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[ Warbles ]
[ Snorts ]

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[ Gasps ]

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Aah! I'm a bush!

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It's just on backwards.

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Betty's the one
who's backwards.

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We got to get her malware
out of here

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before she causes
irreparable damage.

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[ Humming ]

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Now!

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Now!
-Ooh-hoo!

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Now! Aaah!

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There has to be
a part of the real Betty

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in there somewhere,
Gunther.

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If only I could
reach out to her.

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Okay.
Get in there and reach.

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I think I will.

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Betty?

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I'm the reason
you're doing all this.

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I'm busy.

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Remember how we met?

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When we both reached for
the same book in the library,

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and I said you should
check it out first?

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And when you returned it,
you left a note inside,

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because you knew
I'd borrow it next?

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It was the funniest, smartest
note I've ever read.

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I...Have to work.

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Betty, I love you so much,
but you can't help me like this.

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I can and I will help you,
Simon!

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[ Warbles ]

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You remember me!

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I-I --

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stay with that feeling, Betty!
Stay with it!

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[ Groaning ]

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Betty!

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Simon?

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Oh, Betty!
I can't bElieve it's really you!

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Technically
I'm a magical a.I. Avatar

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derived from
Betty's memories.

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Close enough!

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[ Smooches ]

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Shwang!

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The system
appears to be stabilizing.

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Crown shields
are coming back online.

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Mm...What does that mean?

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The crown will re-seal itself
off from foreign entities.

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But I-I can come back
and visit Simon, right?

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No.

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What about me?

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Mm...Don't freak out,
but you're gonna be deleted.

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Oh, no!

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It's okay, Simon.

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I'm just glad
I didn't destroy your world.

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You are my world.

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Goodbye, freaks!

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Don't forget Gunther!

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Bye, dude.

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I'm gonna be nicer to penguins
from now on.

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Okay.

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Wait, what?

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[ Sighs ]

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[ Warbles ]

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Whoa.

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Before I go, there's something
I have to tell you.

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Simon: Tell me, Betty.

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I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I--

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Betty!

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Hm...

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I'm seeing remnants of
Betty's program in the readouts.

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It's like her data left
a shadow print on the circuitry.

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Hmm.

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[ Humming ]

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Simon: So, what was that thing
you were gonna tell me?

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Oh,
I just said that for drama.

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I figured
it would drive you crazy,

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but at least you'd never stop
thinking about me.

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Betty, I never could.

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Mwah!

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I don't see anything.

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These are just
weird dots to me.

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Wenk! Wenk!

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My place is trashed
and I can't remember a thing.

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Great dinner party, huh?

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Best I've ever been to.

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What?
I don't like relaxing.

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I like science.

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Come along with me

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and the butterflies and bees
