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hmm. "Make more friends
with sing-talking."
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Hey, there Finn
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whatcha reading?
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It's a manuscript about
the legend of dead Mountain.
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Supposedly,
if you get to the top,
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there's a treasure
that will change you
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into the person
you always wanted to be.
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[ Laughs ]
That's a dumb story.
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I love dumb stories.
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What would you change
about yourself if you
got that treasure?
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Fix your weird
cursed grass arm
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so it wouldn't be weird
and cursed?
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Nah.
I'd like to be taller.
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How tall
we talking about?
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I don't know.
Like a couple of inches.
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Say, as tall
as Princess Bubblegum?
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Oh, I see.
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Jake, how would you change
yourself on dead Mountain,
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if only the legends
were true?
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I wouldn't change anything.
I'm the whole package.
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Whoa!
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Hey, there's a big warning
about dead Mountain in here.
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See?
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It says some kind of evil hermit
guards the mountaintop.
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"Don't let him look at you, or
something horrible will happen."
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That seals the deal.
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The twin temptations of getting
to grow a couple of inches
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and battling an evil hermit
sound like a pretty perfect day.
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Let's go!
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Shh!
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Let's go.
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Both:
[ Imitating whooshing ]
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Gear up for battle!
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You smell like cattle!
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Gear up for battle!
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You smell...Like cattle!
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Monsters that get you by
looking at you are so "doomb."
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Everybody knows all you need
is a mirror.
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They ought to get
a new gimmick.
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[ Imitating whooshing ]
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There's the evil hermit's,
uh, what is that? A hut?
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No, it's a yurt.
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Yah!
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Rats!
[ Rats squeaking ]
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[ Both groan ]
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Is that the hermit?
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We don't get to fight
the hermit.
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Hey, look.
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What is it, boy?
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The treasure.
Okay, here it goes.
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Oh, great treasure,
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make my taste buds think
they're tasting fried chicken
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even when I eat
my fruits and vegetables.
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I don't have any fruits
or vegetables on me.
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I guess we'll find out later
if that worked.
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Your turn.
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Oh, great treasure,
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I want to be approximately
11.5 inches taller.
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Gross. It's leaking.
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[ Rats squeaking ]
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This place is depressing.
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And I'm not
growing taller.
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There's nothing going on
here.
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[ Echoing ]
On top of dead Mountain!
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We should have known better
than to trust a book.
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Yeah.
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He makes one cool skeleton,
though.
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These shades...
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Let me check out
these shades.
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[ Rumbling ]
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[ Zap! ]
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Aah! Ohh!
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[ Glass shatters ]
Finn!
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[ Groans ]
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Huh? Jake?
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You're awake!
Oh, I was so worried.
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I've been waiting
with a bowl of soup.
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It has hoops and loops
and maybe some goop.
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What happened? I don't remember
getting into bed.
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Don't worry. You're gonna be
fine...In no time.
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Thanks for taking care
of me.
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You're the greatest
big brother ever.
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W-why are you doing that?
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I'm not.
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You're awake! You want some tea?
Or saltine crackers?
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BMO, you're my little angel.
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[ Gasps ]
I'm a real boy!
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With wings!
And a halo!
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[ Laughing ]
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Oh!
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What's happening?
I don't know,
but it probably
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has something to do
with your weird old eyes.
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Something is wrong
with my eyes?
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Aah! Hermit eyes!
Dead-hermit eyes!
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Heh, it's fine.
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Do you think
the hermit did this...
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To punish me
for grabbing his shades?
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I think maybe the eyes
are the treasure.
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So, then, am I making people
what they want to be?
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No, because I don't want to be
this awesome sweater bro.
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But maybe
that's how you see me.
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Hey, dudes.
Nice eyes, Finn.
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What's the word?
What's the haps?
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[ High-pitched voice ]
What's your major?
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[ Laughing ]
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Whoa!
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Do you see shelby
as a bookish nerd?
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You're a nerd.
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I don't know. Maybe.
Is that bad?
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[ Telephone ringing ]
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Hello?
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Hi-ya, p.B. What's up?
You need help with your speech?
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An emergency?!
On our way.
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Let's roll,
varsity Jake.
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Ah, ah.
Before we go...
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Until you figure out
how to use them,
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keep those peepers covered.
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What to wear for my speech...
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Boss next door or hot president?
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Is this
what you needed help with?
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No, I think I got this.
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Oh!
Hi, Finn and Jake.
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You guys look...Cool.
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You trying out
a new look?
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Anyways, I'm preparing
for a very important speech
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about the benefits
of candying vegetables,
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and I need you guys
to take care
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o-o-o-o-o-of that.
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Help Starchy
set up chairs?
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No, no, no.
That.
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Oh, boy.
We're on it, princess.
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It's probably nothing.
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He's been good lately,
but it's a big speech, you know.
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[ Chewing ]
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Ohh. Ah.
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Both:
Hey, Ice King!
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Aah!
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I'm not doing anything wrong.
I was just lady-watching.
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[ Zap! ]
Ow!
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Oh, no.
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Where'd my muscles go?!
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I'm a scrawny-armed
loser!
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[ Crying ]
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That's how you see him?
That's beautiful.
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Sure, I-I mean, it's --
it's hard not to sometimes.
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Where'd those glasses go?
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There.
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[ Camera shutter clicks ]
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Starchy!
Give those back, you thief!
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Huh?
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No way!
Starchy looks good!
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Starchy, you butt!
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Ohh!
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Oof, sorry.
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What's going on here?
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[ Screams ]
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[ Grunts ]
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Can you explain this?
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I don't know.
I'm not a psychiatrist.
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Come on.
Let's get you home, dude.
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Peebs, good luck
with the speech.
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But...
[ Sighs ]
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Teen boy heartthrob
it is.
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Okay, at least
now we're safe
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from you donking up
any more of our friends.
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Nobody got hurt.
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Have any of you guys seen BMO?
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[ Screams ]
Did I kill neptr?!
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You turned him
into a microwave.
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So...
Yeah, you kind of did.
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But -- but -- but that's not
how I see neptr, is it?
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I like neptr.
He's like my half-son.
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If I was a better person,
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would I be turning my friends
into better things?
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Am I uncaring,
judgmental...
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Uh, Finn.
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...self-centered,
monstrous?
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I'm -- I'm...
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I'm a huge wa-a-a-a-a-d!
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Finn!
You're being melodramatic!
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[ Sighs ]
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I know it's you.
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Hey, buddy, I figured
you'd come back here.
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Don't look at me, Jake.
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I might turn you
into a microwave.
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Baloney!
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You turned neptr
into a microwave
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because he's a microwave.
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But that doesn't mean
that's all he is to you.
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I know you think neptr
is an interesting person,
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and I know that "microwave"
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is just one part
of his personality.
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I mean, maybe your eyes
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are just bad
at describing things, you know?
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Like, how you feel about people,
what they mean to you --
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that stuff's in your guts.
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Eyes can't grok that...
Unless you have the eyes
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of, like, a trained artist
or something.
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But you don't.
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I'm telling you, man,
you're not a bad dude
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like this skeleton bro,
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or you'd be turning everyone
into rats and plops.
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[ Farts ]
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[ Breathes deeply ]
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Now, come on.
Look at me.
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Jake, you're so wise.
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What?!
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[ Stammers ]
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Well, at least
you're listening to me.
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And wise, old jakey
got a plan.
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P.B.,
you want to go first?
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He may not be
the most cunning soldier,
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but one thing about Finn
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is that he always puts
other people first,
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and that makes him
a true hero.
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Finn helped Starchy
fart once.
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[ Chuckles ]
What a life saver.
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Finn's
a mean, old party pooper.
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Ow!
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But he is the hottest guy
in Ooo,
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so he can kind of do
what he wants.
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Finn's just the best guy
to do bro stuff with,
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like lying on the grass
and talking to bugs
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or baking
chocolate chip cookies.
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Finn's just a good friend.
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[ All talking at once ]
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I'm me again.
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These balls are going nuts.
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[ Ringing, clacking ]
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Uh...
[ Ding! ]
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My son.
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[ Warble! ]
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[ Ding! ]
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Eye pie!
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All: Ew!
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Good job, neptr.
You saved the day.
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Neptr! Neptr!
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All:
Neptr! Neptr! Neptr! Neptr!
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Yay!
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[ Whistle! ]
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I just had
the most wonderful dream.
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Come along with me
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and the butterflies and bees
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this party is so crazy!