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[ Mouse squeaks ]

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[ Penguins chirp ]

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[ All cheering ]

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[ Screeches ]

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[ Quacks ]

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Adventure Time

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Come on, grab your friends

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We'll go
to very distant lands

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With Jake the dog
and Finn the human

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The fun will never end

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It's Adventure Time

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Finn: Ugh..

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Mm...

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Ugh...

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Blugh...

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Eww!

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The Sea Lard's in my bed again.

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Gross.

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Dude,
that's like the eighth time.

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Why don't you
just get rid of it?

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I don't know
what's gotten into it lately.

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It's gross as butts, man.

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We're taking care of this
right now.

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I can't bElieve
we never thought of this before.

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The pond is the perfect place
for a Sea Lard.

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See ya Larder!

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[ Splash! ]

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Huh.

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Is he, like, okay?

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Well, seeing as Sea Lards
are saltwater fish

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and the pond
is a freshwater environment...

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[ Inhales sharply ]
...no?

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He's a stenohaline fish.

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Haven't you guys
ever heard of osmoregulation?

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Allow me to explain.

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Waaaaaah!

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Sorry, Shelby.
Got to save the Lard.

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[ Inhales deeply ]

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[ Splash! ]

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Thar!

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Wha...?

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Smashin' frogs

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Smashin' frogs
Making bull-frog hot dogs

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Smash the frogs

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Smash the frogs

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Whoa!
Smash the frogs

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Finn and Jake!
Smash the frogs

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Yo, Finn and Jake are here!

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Smash the frog

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-Hi!
-Hi!

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So,
this is where you guys live?

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Together: Yeah.

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We're the guardians
of this grotto.

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You guys
want to stay for lunch?

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We're making hot dogs!

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Both: Hot dogs?!

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Oh, wait.

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We dropped our Sea Lard
in the pond,

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and we've got to save it before
it dies from the freshwater.

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He's a stenohaline fish.

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You do know
Sea Lards are mammals, right?

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Uh...
I definitely knew that.

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[ Whispering ]
I'm gonna murder Shelby.

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Well, hey, you guys
should stick around.

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I'm gonna go
finish cooking.

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Both:
And we got to mash more frog.

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I can't bElieve I just bElieve
Shelby 'cause he's a nerd.

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I know.
It's in his tone.

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Dude, it's the Lard!

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Hey, get away from there!

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[ Whirl! Whirl! Whirl! ]

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[ Gasps ]

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Bad Lard!

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Lard!

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Huh?
Don't go near there!

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It's too dangerous!

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Got to save this dang Lard!

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Whatever you do,
don't touch the purple stuff!

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Whoa!

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[ Coughs ]

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What did she say?

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Don't touch the purple?

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[ Groans ]

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What happened to the pond?

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And how 'bout
our treehouse?

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The house part's a-gone!

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What the butt?

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I guess we went through some
portal to the past or some biz.

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Was stuff the wrong color
in the past?

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[ Warbling ]

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It's weird as carbs here.

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The Sea Lard!

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There it goes!

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Lard!

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[ Lap! Lap! Lap! ]

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[ Bubbling ]
[ Giggles ] Hello, friends!

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Finn: Lard!

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Lard!

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Lard!

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Lard!
[ Smooches ]

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Lard!
Lard!

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La, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la

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La, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la

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Laaaaaaa

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You are crazy.
You are so crazy.

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Everything's, like,
wonky here.

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Bleh!
It's familiar, but weird.

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[ Chomp! ]

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I like it.

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I don't know.
Kind of makes me feel naked.

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[ Gasps ]
La, la, la, Lard!

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Gotcha!

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Finally,
we can take you home.

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Both: Huh?
[ Humming ]

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A-one and a-two

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Oooh, Oooh
I'd rather be anything
but me

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A leaf on a tree
Oooh, Oooh

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A bug, or a bee
Oooh, Oooh

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I just want to see the sea

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I want to be free
from this body
Oooh, Oooh

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This flower body

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Please don't change.

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You're perfect
just the way you are.

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Oh, I know.

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I just like
to write sad songs.

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Both: Ohhh.

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[ Both chuckle ]

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Wait.

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Hey, Jake,
what were we just doing?

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Chasin' the fish

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Chasin' the fish

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And it's getting away

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Get that Lard!

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Bye!

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You guys are writing this down,
right?

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Why does the Lard
keep running away?

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We're trying
to get it home.

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Yeah.
This place ain't safe.

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[ Ting! ]

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P. Purple Patch:  Bummm,
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

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Little purple,
you're a catch

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I love
your pretty purple sash

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We're a perfect purple match

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Welcome to my purple patch

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I'm Princess Purple Patch,

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and this is
my little special purple.

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Mwah!
[ Snuggles ]

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Hi, Purple.

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I'm Ginn and he's Fake.

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Hm.
That's not right.

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He's Ginn, and I'm --

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Wait.

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I'ma call you Purple Face!

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You want to come play
in my purple place?

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Water Nymph #1:
<i>Don't touch the purple stuff!</i>

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Weren't we supposed to
not do something

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with the purple things?

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Mm?

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Oh, you want purple?

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Here,
take some for the road!

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[ Ting! Ting! Ting! ]

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Both: Aaah!

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[ Sighs ] Oh, dear.

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I've purpled you.

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[ Sniffles ]

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Why do I always do this?

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Later.
[ Sobbing ]

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Heh!
What a great gal.

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Yeah.

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Purple!

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Wait.
What were we just doing?

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We were...we were...

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Who are we?

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I don't know, man,
but I like these things.

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Foon. I'm -- I'm Foon.

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[ Groaning ]

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I'm...

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Fine.

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[ Grunting ]
Huh?

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Ja-- Ja-- Jaaaump!

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Hello.

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Are you a lost dog?

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I am Boy.

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Uh, maybe?

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We are Boy and Dog.

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I'm petting the ground,
Boy.

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Looks like fun.

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And it smells like toast.
[ Sniffing ]

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A-bloo, bloo, bloo!

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Crying.
Long nose.

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Investigate!        Investigate!

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[ Sighs ]

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Miss, your crying indicates
you're in need of help.

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What?
[ Sniffles ]

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Yes.

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I've lost my rolling pin.

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Understood.
What's your name, miss?

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I'm Bush Boots,
the little apricot anteater.

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[ Sobbing ]

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Hugs!                      Hugs!

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The hugs helped my crying,

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but it didn't help me
find my rolling pin.

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Boy and Dog will find
your rolling pin.

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Where did you last see it?

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It was rolling around here
not too long ago.

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[ Gasps ]
Oh, there it goes.

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Come back,
you bad little rolling pin!

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[ Rustling ]

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Bush Boots,
let's sneak up on it.

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[ Rustling ]

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[ Gasps ]

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Am-boosh!

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[ Splat! ]

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Oh, you caught it!

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Wonderful!

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Uh...uh...uh...

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Come on, now.

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Just roll the dough.

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[ Squishing ]

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[ All gasp ]

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Oh,
it's getting away again!

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Ma'am, I think that rolling pin
is sentient.

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Yeah. I don't think
it wants to be a rolling pin.

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Dog, we have to
save that rolling pin

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from this sweet lady.

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Where'd it go?

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[ Splat! ]

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Rolling pin!
We want to help!

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[ Clacks ]

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[ Train whistle blows ]

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No more...slime.

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Rolling pin trail
has gone cold.

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[ Buzzing ]

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A bee.

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I see.

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[ Buzzing ]

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A poem by me.

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Listen for a sound and look,
look around

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Unless egress is sought,
smiles will be not found

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Hmm?                        Hmm?

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It's a metaphor.

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[ Buzzing ]

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A pink pond.

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Pink pond?

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Pretty!

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[ Giggles ]
Hello, friends!

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The pond has a face
and is talking to us.

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Yeah.

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Dive in.
[ Swirling ]

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I don't feel comfortable
diving into a face.

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Dog, let's go back
for apricot pie.

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Yeah, pie!

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[ Thwap! ]
[ Grunts ]

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[ Thwap! ]
Gross!

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WhOoooa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

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[ Splash! ]

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Jake: And there was, like,
a PB puddle, a Marceline plant,

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and a little bee that looked
like you, BMO!

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You know what?
We didn't save the Sea Lard.

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The Sea Lard saved us.

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Yay, Sea Lard!

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Wow.
What an adventure.

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And there was even a purple lady
kind of like you, Ice King.

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She even sounded
just like you.

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She sounds magnificent!
How'd you say you got there?

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We didn't.
Beat it, creep.

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I'll figure it out.

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But, Simon, if you go there,
you'll lose your memories.

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What memories?
I'm like a goldfish over here.

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In what way, exactly?

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Hmm?
Oh, hey, Jake.

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Where am I?

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Comfy, dude?

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I bet you ran away 'cause
we didn't appreciate you

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and called you gross
and stuff.

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But you're not gross.

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[ Smooches ]

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Good night, Sea Lard.

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Come along with me

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And the butterflies and bees