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[ Snoring ]

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[ Snoring loudly ]

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[ Snoring lightly ]

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Oh, it's you.

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Meh.

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Meh.

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[ Slow motion ]
          Hi, everyone!

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My babies!

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[ Power saw whirring ]

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[ Crickets chirping ]

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Mashed potato?

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Pie pie?

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[ Snoring ]

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[ Snoring lightly ]

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Tree Trunks: [ Laughs ]

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Okay, bye!

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Hey, where'd you go?

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I think I was visited
  by aliens again.

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Every few years, they stop by
and show me my hybrid children.

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[ Laughs ] What?

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Don't be jealous
of my alien consorts, Mr. Pig.

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I love you the most.

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[ Chuckles ]

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All right, sweetie.
                 Thank you.

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[ Smooches ]

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You gonna come with me

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to Princess Bubblegum's
        fireworks show tomorrow?

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No, she wizzed
   on our wedding.

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I'm sorry, but she's
a fat fish in the sand.

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I want to see
         free fireworks, though,

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and I want you
              to come with me.

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Eh, all right.

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[ Smack! Squeal! ]

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[ Music stops ]

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Science rules!

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Here's some proof.

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[ Camera shutter clicking ]

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I'm doing the right thing.

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[ Warbling ]

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Free fireworks!

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Right! Here we go!

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[ Applause ]

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[ Whir! ]

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[ Whistle! ]

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[ Laughing ]
Whoa-ho-ho-ho! Whoa!

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Whoa-ho-ho!

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Hey, where's my wife?

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[ Slow motion ] What's that?

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Meh.

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[ Hiss! ]

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[ Chattering ]

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[ Beat-boxes techno beat ]

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Oh!

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Hey, you blind, cream-faced,
       lonely lighthouse keeper.

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Stop hurting my space men
               with your goo!

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What?
   How did you --

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Keep your probes
        out of my star children.

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Tree Trunks, you don't know
what you're talking about.

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Don't you condescend to me,
               you false idol.

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You probed
             the wrong famiglia!

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[ Twinkle! ]

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Wake up.

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The fireworks show
     is a secret space war.

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Get your goo out of my UFO.

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Dude, this town
  is full of kooks.

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Save the galactic chitlins!

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Oh!

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Meet Starchy
    in that alley over there.

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Cacaw! Cacaw!

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I'll just ask this duck.

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Excuse me, but --

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Don't be alarmed.

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I am the disembodied voice
               of the people,

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and I have witnessed
                 your fire.

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If given the opportunity,

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would you lead a small group
          of resistance fighters

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straight
          into the hornet's den?

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You bet your wet booty.

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Behold!
              It's me, Starchy!

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Oh.

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[ Whir! ]

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Both: Aaaaah!

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Unh!

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Starchy always screams.

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This is very elaborate!

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Hello, everyone.

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We have a new member
with us here tonight.

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Please welcome
    Train Tracks.

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All:
     Welcome, Train Tracks!

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Clap! Clap! Clap!
     Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap!

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Veritas Brigade!

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Train Tracks has her own
incredible story to tell,

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so let's let her talk.

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Hi, Train Tracks,
         I am a conduit

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for an alien entity
        knows as Booshy.

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There is a 50/50 chance that
  Booshy will speak through me

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during this meeting.

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[ Gasps ]
  Oh, my gosh, it's happening.

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[ Grunting ]

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I love
           when Booshy shows up.

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F-- F-- F--

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[ Deep voice ]
       It's Booshy. Hello!

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All: Welcome, Booshy.

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On my planet, we speak in colors
        instead of words.

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Aw, stuff it, Booshy.

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We've got a real experiencer
    in our midst.

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[ Clicking tongue ]

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Do y'all have any guns?

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Nope.

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Raaah!

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I don't have time
      for campfire stories.

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I'm a mother of six,

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and they're in trouble

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because Princess Bubblegum's
          probing them.

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Will you help me
         raise a ruckus?

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All: Of course we will!

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Let's stink it up!

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What in the --

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Oh, my gracious.

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A full-scale galactic invasion?

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Well, let's see how well you fly
       without your thing.

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Aaaah!

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[ Whir! ]

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Oh, good night!

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You're the devil's
             hot little helpers.

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Come get extinguished!

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What the funge,
    Tree Trunks?!

128
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Girl,
you just crossed the big line!

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Well, this is the people's
                 justi-i-i--

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Holy!

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...i-i-ice.

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[ Slow motion ]
  What should I do?

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Booshy's only prison
          is this wicked planet.

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Yeah, well, join the club.

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[ Whir! ]

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[ Slow motion ] What?

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Tree Trunks!

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What is this place?

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You already know.

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[ Gasps ]

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See?

142
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They refuse
   to fight back.

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[ Retching ]

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[ Grunts ] What?

145
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What?! What?!!

146
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See, I told you.

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What?!

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Space men.

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I'm really sorry,
                Tree Trunks.

150
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I never meant to hurt anybody
          with my space program.

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It was supposed to seed
             new candy kingdoms

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on uninhabited planets

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in case Ooo goes
        straight up dongbongles.

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'Cause, like,
               confidentially,

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there's a lot of ways
             that could happen.

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And when it does,

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maybe I won't look so crazy
            after all, you know?

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I can help you find
a space for your goo.

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You would do that?

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You and I
will never be friends,

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but we can respect each other
     as mothers

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and as fellow bElievers

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in the infinite promise
of the cosmos above.

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Sure.

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[ Crickets chirping ]

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Oh, hello, darling.

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Hello.

168
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You can talk?

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Yeah, there are websites
   that teach you.

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I wanted to tell you
that I did what you said.

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We're going to fly
Princess Bubblegum's probes

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back to our abandoned
    home planet.

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They'll have all the space they
        need

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to start
their new Candy Kingdom.

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But our galaxy
   is so far away,

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I won't see you again
for at least 40 years.

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Take care
            of our alien babies.

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Who the slop is this?!

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This is my alien husband.

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Come along with me

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And the butterflies and bees