WEBVTT 00:42.835 --> 00:46.296 Oh 00:46.380 --> 00:49.424 A newlywed couple just moved to town 00:49.842 --> 00:53.011 A regular husband and wife 00:53.470 --> 00:58.559 Who left the big city To find a quiet life 00:59.059 --> 01:02.312 WandaVision! 01:05.607 --> 01:09.611 She's a magical gal In a small town locale 01:09.695 --> 01:13.282 He's a hubby who's part machine 01:15.367 --> 01:18.620 How will this duo fit in and fulfill all? 01:18.704 --> 01:23.917 By sharing a love like you've never seen 01:25.711 --> 01:31.383 WandaVision! 01:46.106 --> 01:48.358 My wife and her flying saucers. 01:48.442 --> 01:51.945 My husband and his indestructible head. 01:52.529 --> 01:54.031 -Aren't we a fine pair? - 01:56.241 --> 02:01.121 What do you say to silver dollar pancakes, crispy hash browns, bacon, eggs, 02:01.205 --> 02:03.373 freshly squeezed orange juice, and black coffee? 02:03.457 --> 02:05.542 I say, "Oh, I don't eat food." 02:06.502 --> 02:08.879 Well, that explains the empty refrigerator. 02:11.340 --> 02:12.382 -Wanda? -WANDA: Hmm? 02:12.883 --> 02:15.052 Is there something special about today? 02:15.469 --> 02:17.638 Well, I know the apron is a bit much, dear, 02:17.721 --> 02:19.973 but I am doing my best to blend in. 02:20.057 --> 02:21.391 No, no, there on the calendar. 02:21.475 --> 02:25.062 Someone's drawn a little heart right above today's date. 02:26.313 --> 02:28.065 -Oh, yes, the heart. -Hmm... 02:29.274 --> 02:31.276 Well, don't tell me you have forgotten, Vis. 02:31.401 --> 02:32.402 "Forgotten"? 02:32.486 --> 02:34.988 Oh, Wanda, I'm incapable of forgetfulness. I remember everything. 02:35.072 --> 02:38.659 That's not an exaggeration. In fact, I'm incapable of exaggeration. 02:38.742 --> 02:41.703 Well, then tell me what's so important about today's date. 02:43.830 --> 02:45.040 What was the question again? 02:45.582 --> 02:47.334 Oh, well, perhaps, you've forgotten yourself. 02:47.417 --> 02:50.212 Me? Heavens, no. I've been so looking forward to it. 02:50.295 --> 02:51.713 As have I. 02:51.797 --> 02:53.465 Today, we are celebrating... 02:54.049 --> 02:55.384 You bet we are. 02:55.467 --> 02:58.720 -It's the first time we... -Mmm-hmm. 02:58.804 --> 03:01.557 ...have ever celebrated this occasion before. 03:01.640 --> 03:03.225 It's a special day! 03:03.308 --> 03:05.352 -Perhaps an evening... -Of great significance... 03:05.435 --> 03:06.520 -To us both! -Naturally. 03:06.603 --> 03:08.063 -Obviously. -Exactly. 03:08.981 --> 03:09.982 Well done, us. 03:10.524 --> 03:11.900 All right. 03:12.401 --> 03:14.361 Well, that's me off to work, then. 03:15.112 --> 03:16.113 Oh, don't forget! 03:17.030 --> 03:18.156 I haven't. 03:26.123 --> 03:27.124 Have a good day, dear! 03:49.021 --> 03:50.022 Oh! 03:50.105 --> 03:52.858 Hello, dear. I'm Agnes, your neighbor to the right. 03:52.983 --> 03:54.484 My right, not yours. 03:54.568 --> 03:57.487 Forgive me for not stopping by sooner to welcome you to the block. 03:57.571 --> 04:00.115 My mother-in-law was in town, so I wasn't. 04:01.658 --> 04:03.827 So, what's your name? Where are you from? 04:03.911 --> 04:06.455 And most importantly, how's your bridge game, hon? 04:08.373 --> 04:09.374 I'm Wanda. 04:09.791 --> 04:12.127 Wanda. Charmed. 04:13.212 --> 04:15.714 Golly, you settled in fast! 04:15.797 --> 04:17.341 Did you use a moving company? 04:17.841 --> 04:21.345 I sure did. Those boxes don't move themselves. 04:22.721 --> 04:26.850 So what's a single gal like you doing rattling around this big house? 04:26.934 --> 04:28.185 Oh, no, I'm not single. 04:28.268 --> 04:29.728 Oh, I don't see a ring. 04:29.811 --> 04:32.147 Well, I assure you I'm married. 04:32.314 --> 04:34.691 To a man. A human one and tall. 04:34.775 --> 04:38.195 As a matter of fact, he'll be home later tonight for a special occasion. 04:38.278 --> 04:39.404 Just the two of us. 04:39.488 --> 04:40.864 Oh, is it somebody's birthday? 04:40.948 --> 04:42.533 Not a birthday. 04:42.616 --> 04:44.284 Well, today isn't a holiday, is it? 04:44.368 --> 04:46.703 No, it's not a holiday. 04:46.787 --> 04:48.205 An anniversary then? 04:48.288 --> 04:49.540 Ye... Yes! 04:49.623 --> 04:52.376 Yes! It's our anniversary! 04:52.459 --> 04:54.962 Oh, how marvelous! 04:55.045 --> 04:56.380 How many years? 04:56.964 --> 04:59.591 Well, it feels like we've always been together. 04:59.675 --> 05:01.093 Lucky gal. 05:01.677 --> 05:04.054 The only way Ralph would remember our anniversary 05:04.137 --> 05:06.265 is if there was a beer named June 2nd. 05:07.558 --> 05:10.060 -So, what do you have planned? -How do you mean? 05:10.143 --> 05:11.687 For your special night. 05:12.271 --> 05:14.648 A young thing like you doesn't have to do much, 05:14.773 --> 05:17.025 but it's still fun to set the scene. 05:17.568 --> 05:21.780 Say, I was just reading a crackerjack magazine article 05:21.864 --> 05:25.909 called "How To Treat Your Husband To Keep Your Husband," 05:25.993 --> 05:28.579 and let me tell you, what Ralph could really use 05:28.662 --> 05:32.416 is, "How To Goose Your Wife So You Don't Lose Your Wife." 05:33.959 --> 05:37.212 Hang on. I'll go grab it and we can start planning. 05:37.296 --> 05:39.631 Oh, this is gonna be a gas! 05:42.593 --> 05:43.594 Oh... 05:45.554 --> 05:49.183 Or you don't go out Friday night Yakety yak! 05:49.808 --> 05:52.352 You just put on your coat and hat 05:53.228 --> 05:57.774 Here are those computational forms that you requested, Norm. 05:58.525 --> 05:59.526 There you go. 06:00.777 --> 06:02.613 Gee willikers, that was fast! 06:03.655 --> 06:05.574 Hey, the music isn't bothering you, is it, pal? 06:05.657 --> 06:07.201 In terms of distraction from work, 06:07.284 --> 06:09.620 or the largely nonsensical nature of the lyrics? 06:10.829 --> 06:13.290 -The first one. -Ah, no, thank you, Norm. 06:14.583 --> 06:17.085 Hey, is there somethin' I can help you with, buddy? 06:17.961 --> 06:19.463 Yes, as a matter of fact, there is. 06:19.546 --> 06:24.718 Would you be so good as to tell me what it is we do here exactly? 06:25.469 --> 06:27.179 Do we make something? 06:27.262 --> 06:28.555 -No. -Right. 06:28.639 --> 06:31.058 Do we buy or sell something? 06:31.141 --> 06:32.351 No and no. 06:32.434 --> 06:34.728 Then what is the purpose of this company? 06:35.312 --> 06:39.399 All I know is, since you've gotten here, productivity has gone up 300%. 06:39.525 --> 06:41.735 Yes, but what is it we're producing? 06:41.818 --> 06:43.195 Computational forms. 06:43.278 --> 06:45.697 And no one can process the data quite like you do, pal. 06:45.781 --> 06:47.491 You're like a walking computer. 06:47.574 --> 06:49.618 What? I most certainly am not. 06:49.701 --> 06:52.788 I'm a regular carbon-based employee made entirely of organic matter, 06:52.871 --> 06:54.831 much like yourself, Norm. 06:54.915 --> 06:57.751 Hey! What's got your feathers all ruffled? 06:59.002 --> 07:00.838 Yes, I'm sorry, I'm a tad on edge. 07:00.921 --> 07:03.924 You see, it appears there's something special about today, 07:04.007 --> 07:05.634 special to Wanda, that's my wife, 07:05.717 --> 07:09.680 and gee, I can't, for the life of me, recall what it is. 07:10.055 --> 07:11.640 Mmm... Oh! 07:13.809 --> 07:14.810 MR. HART: Good to see you. 07:15.394 --> 07:16.645 -Vision. -Yes? 07:16.728 --> 07:18.689 Wife and I are looking forward to this evening. 07:19.815 --> 07:21.775 Mr. Hart. Of course! 07:22.317 --> 07:25.195 Dinner with Mr. Hart and his dear lady wife, Mrs. Hart. 07:25.279 --> 07:27.030 That's what I said. What's wrong with you? 07:27.114 --> 07:30.409 -Have you got a screw loose? -Oh, no, sir. Screws all tightened, sir. 07:30.492 --> 07:32.035 Yes, I should hope so. 07:32.578 --> 07:34.079 Employee dinners are a rite of passage 07:34.162 --> 07:35.539 -for the new hires. -Ah. 07:35.622 --> 07:37.416 Jones over there failed miserably. 07:37.499 --> 07:38.750 Isn't that right, Jones? 07:39.126 --> 07:41.420 The wife thought five courses would be sufficient. 07:42.254 --> 07:44.381 And there was that paltry excuse for entertainment. 07:45.257 --> 07:46.466 A string quartet? 07:46.550 --> 07:50.262 And then you had that embarrassing display of beatnik enthusiasm. 07:50.345 --> 07:51.722 I wore a turtleneck. 07:53.223 --> 07:55.851 Yes. Best of luck out there in the unemployment line, Jones. 07:56.894 --> 07:59.730 You know, I owe my success to being a keen judge of character. 08:00.230 --> 08:02.191 No skeletons in your closet, eh, Vision? 08:03.400 --> 08:05.110 I don't have a skeleton, sir. 08:05.736 --> 08:09.281 Glad to hear it. Your future in this company depends on it. 08:16.538 --> 08:17.748 AGNES: And you don't have a song? 08:17.831 --> 08:19.750 Nothing special you played at your wedding? 08:19.833 --> 08:21.043 No, nothing special. 08:21.543 --> 08:23.253 I'll just loan you some records then. 08:24.004 --> 08:28.383 So, we've got music covered, decor, wardrobe. Oh! 08:28.967 --> 08:30.802 What about seduction techniques? 08:31.553 --> 08:32.846 Oh, I have those. 08:32.930 --> 08:34.806 Of course, you do. 08:35.599 --> 08:37.976 Just out of curiosity, what does it say? 08:38.560 --> 08:42.606 That you should stumble when you walk into a room so he can catch you. 08:43.023 --> 08:44.066 It's romantic. 08:44.149 --> 08:45.734 Any other tricks? 08:45.817 --> 08:49.780 You could point out that the death rate of single men is twice that of married men. 08:50.656 --> 08:52.533 Now, that's romantic. 08:54.660 --> 08:56.203 -Oh! 09:00.374 --> 09:01.375 Vision residence. 09:01.458 --> 09:03.502 -Wanda, darling. -Vision, sweetheart. 09:03.585 --> 09:04.670 Listen, about tonight... 09:04.753 --> 09:08.131 Don't worry, dear. I have everything under control. 09:08.215 --> 09:09.675 Oh, well, that is a relief. 09:09.758 --> 09:12.261 I must confess, I'm really rather nervous. 09:12.845 --> 09:14.429 "Nervous"? Whatever for? 09:14.513 --> 09:17.015 Well, you know, darling, I still get a little tongue-tied. 09:17.808 --> 09:21.687 Vis, after all this time... 09:21.770 --> 09:23.772 There's an awful lot riding on this one, Wanda. 09:24.565 --> 09:28.652 If tonight doesn't go just so, I think this could be the end. 09:30.070 --> 09:32.906 Well, it's just one night. There's no need to get dramatic. 09:32.990 --> 09:35.826 Look, I think the best course of action is to impress the wife. 09:35.909 --> 09:39.997 And I think the best course of action is to impress the husband. 09:41.081 --> 09:42.124 VISION: Well, wonderful! 09:42.207 --> 09:44.042 Glad to know we're both on the same page. 09:44.126 --> 09:45.627 Until tonight, then, my, darling. 09:45.711 --> 09:46.920 Until tonight. 09:47.588 --> 09:48.797 Oh... 09:54.678 --> 09:57.347 Is your husband tired of you burning his toast? 09:59.224 --> 10:01.643 Try our new and improved ToastMate 2000. 10:02.186 --> 10:04.313 It's the go-to for clever housewives. 10:04.646 --> 10:07.691 Say, this machine has some shine. 10:07.774 --> 10:08.901 You said it. 10:08.984 --> 10:12.070 Set the dial and get the taste back into your toast. 10:17.367 --> 10:20.287 Top and bottom heating elements can handle anything 10:20.370 --> 10:24.541 from meatloaf, to cherry pie, to open-faced cheese sandwiches. 10:33.759 --> 10:37.513 The all new ToastMate 2000 by Stark Industries. 10:37.596 --> 10:40.516 Forget the past. This is your future. 10:45.229 --> 10:46.438 Here we are! 10:47.856 --> 10:48.857 Oh! 10:49.733 --> 10:51.944 How very atmospheric! 10:52.027 --> 10:54.530 What's going on here, Vision? You blow a fuse? 10:54.613 --> 10:58.325 Pardon me while I just go and fetch the lady of the house. 11:04.665 --> 11:05.749 Guess who? 11:06.542 --> 11:07.543 Wanda! 11:09.253 --> 11:10.587 Oh! Oh! 11:11.171 --> 11:12.214 Ah... 11:12.297 --> 11:13.632 What is the meaning of this? 11:13.715 --> 11:15.843 Well, what is... 11:15.926 --> 11:17.261 Yeah, what is the meaning of... 11:17.344 --> 11:18.387 Oh, the meaning of it! 11:18.470 --> 11:20.806 You want to know the meaning of it and the meaning of it 11:20.889 --> 11:26.311 is that this is the traditional Sokovian greeting of hospitality. 11:26.979 --> 11:29.189 -Guess who? -Is that my host behind me? 11:29.273 --> 11:30.399 It certainly is. 11:30.482 --> 11:32.860 -Lovely to make your acquaintance. -Yes! 11:32.943 --> 11:35.362 See, I forgot to tell you my wife is from Europe. 11:36.196 --> 11:38.240 Oh, how exotic! 11:38.323 --> 11:40.158 We don't break bread with Bolsheviks. 11:40.242 --> 11:41.660 Oh, hush, Arthur! 11:44.371 --> 11:45.497 And that dress! 11:45.581 --> 11:50.419 Yes! It's... It's so... Sokovian, is what it is! Yes! 11:50.919 --> 11:54.381 Can I just see you in the kitchen for a moment, sweetheart? 11:54.464 --> 11:55.465 Oh, yes! 11:58.093 --> 11:59.970 -Who are those people? -What are you wearing? 12:00.053 --> 12:02.014 -Why are they here? -What are you wearing? 12:02.097 --> 12:03.432 Well, it's our anniversary! 12:03.515 --> 12:04.766 Our anniversary of what? 12:04.850 --> 12:07.269 Well, if you don't know, I'm not going to tell you! 12:08.228 --> 12:11.398 That... That man through there is my boss, Mr. Hart! 12:11.481 --> 12:13.233 And his dear lady wife, Mrs. Hart! 12:13.317 --> 12:16.069 The heart on the calendar was an abbreviation! 12:16.153 --> 12:19.323 You move at the speed of sound and I can make a pen float through the air. 12:19.406 --> 12:20.824 Who needs to abbreviate? 12:20.908 --> 12:23.952 Darling, listen, it's all romantic to do the candles, the music, 12:24.036 --> 12:25.871 -that stunning outfit... -Well... 12:25.954 --> 12:28.248 I don't wanna be unappreciative, but right now... 12:28.332 --> 12:30.751 Your boss and his wife are expecting a home-cooked meal. 12:30.834 --> 12:31.835 -Exactly. - 12:32.920 --> 12:33.962 Any chance they'd settle 12:34.046 --> 12:36.673 for a single chocolate-covered strawberry split three ways? 12:36.757 --> 12:38.008 Uh... 12:38.091 --> 12:39.593 I might have a better idea. 12:42.262 --> 12:43.305 Hmm. 12:43.555 --> 12:47.309 So I said, "If we orient the forms horizontally rather than vertically, 12:47.893 --> 12:51.188 "we can use twice the paper, we can bill twice the cost." 12:52.773 --> 12:54.650 You truly are a pioneer! 12:54.733 --> 12:57.361 But the larger purpose of the forms is... 12:57.486 --> 12:59.321 Was to analyze our input and our output. 12:59.404 --> 13:00.405 Huh. 13:01.448 --> 13:03.242 You're awfully dense, aren't you, Vision? 13:06.119 --> 13:07.704 Oh, Agnes! You're a life-saver! 13:07.788 --> 13:09.331 What kind of housewife would I be 13:09.414 --> 13:12.709 if I didn't have a gourmet meal for four just lying about the place? 13:12.793 --> 13:13.794 -Well... 13:13.877 --> 13:16.421 Not that Ralph ever wants to eat anything but baked beans 13:16.505 --> 13:19.424 which explains a lot about his personal appeal, mind you. 13:19.842 --> 13:21.802 -Oh, my! -Oh! Oh! 13:21.885 --> 13:23.846 Do you think Wanda needs help in the kitchen? 13:23.929 --> 13:26.640 We haven't any tidbits or tartlets out here, 13:26.723 --> 13:27.850 nary a pig in a blanket. 13:29.518 --> 13:31.603 -No, that's so kind of you, Mrs. Hart. - 13:31.687 --> 13:33.856 But I'm sure she's absolutely fine in there! 13:33.939 --> 13:36.316 Oh, thank you, Agnes. I think I've got it covered from here. 13:36.441 --> 13:37.568 -Oh, are you sure, dear? -Hmm. 13:37.651 --> 13:40.904 Many hands make light work. And many mouths make good gossip. 13:42.489 --> 13:44.408 Oh, shall I just pre-heat the oven then, dear? 13:44.491 --> 13:46.827 -That won't be necessary. -Oh, All right, then. 13:46.910 --> 13:49.830 Well, I know you're in a pinch so this menu can be done in a snap. 13:49.913 --> 13:52.624 Lobster Thermidor with mini-minced meat turnovers to start. 13:52.708 --> 13:55.752 Chicken à la King with twice-cooked new potatoes for your second course, 13:55.836 --> 13:58.213 and Steak Diane and mint jellies for your main. 13:58.922 --> 14:00.507 Do you set your own jellies, dear? 14:00.591 --> 14:02.593 -Yes. -Good girl. 14:02.676 --> 14:04.678 Recipe cards are on the counter there. 14:04.761 --> 14:06.013 Bon appétit! 14:06.096 --> 14:07.514 Oh! 14:10.893 --> 14:12.019 Oh, oh. 14:12.102 --> 14:13.145 You men stay put. 14:13.228 --> 14:16.607 -I sense a domestic emergency, so... -Mrs. Hart, please don't. You can't. 14:16.690 --> 14:18.525 You... Please... 14:18.609 --> 14:22.654 Yeah, take out the papers and the trash 14:22.738 --> 14:25.073 Or you won't get no spending cash 14:26.491 --> 14:28.869 If you don't scrub the kitchen floor 14:30.078 --> 14:31.830 You ain't gonna rock and roll no more 14:31.914 --> 14:33.790 Yakety yak! Don't talk back 14:38.504 --> 14:42.508 Well, why don't we have a nice sing-a-long, all together then, shall we? 14:45.427 --> 14:47.054 Oh, no, too much! 14:50.140 --> 14:52.142 Oh, no, not enough! 14:53.018 --> 14:55.479 Old MacDonald had a farm 14:55.562 --> 14:57.314 Ee-I-Ee-I-O 14:57.397 --> 14:59.399 And on that farm he had a... 15:01.818 --> 15:02.819 had a... 15:03.445 --> 15:04.446 Pig. 15:04.530 --> 15:06.073 Ee-I-Ee-I-O 15:06.156 --> 15:07.157 -With a... -Oink, oink... 15:07.241 --> 15:08.283 -Here and a... -Oink, oink... 15:08.367 --> 15:09.952 -There -Here an oink, there an oink 15:10.035 --> 15:11.119 Everywhere an oink, oink 15:11.203 --> 15:13.330 Old MacDonald had a farm 15:13.413 --> 15:14.915 Ee-I-Ee-I-O 15:14.998 --> 15:17.668 Oh, what was I supposed to do next? Oh, what was the main course again? 15:17.751 --> 15:19.294 It was... Steak... 15:19.378 --> 15:20.754 No. Steak... 15:20.838 --> 15:22.589 Steak... Diane! 15:22.673 --> 15:23.715 Yes? 15:24.800 --> 15:27.135 Oh, I think that must be my wife summoning me. 15:27.678 --> 15:29.304 She calls you "Diane?" 15:30.305 --> 15:33.058 Yes, it's her pet name for me. 15:34.393 --> 15:37.229 I'm just coming, Fred. 15:39.064 --> 15:40.190 Excuse me a moment. 15:44.069 --> 15:45.237 Oh, no. 15:46.864 --> 15:48.323 How can I be of assistance? 15:48.407 --> 15:51.910 Well, the chicken is no longer a chicken and the lobsters just flew the coop 15:51.994 --> 15:53.620 so the steak is the last man standing. 15:54.121 --> 15:57.291 It says here I can cut down the prep time with a meat tenderizer. 15:57.374 --> 15:59.543 Excellent plan. Where's the tenderizer? 15:59.626 --> 16:01.336 -I'm looking at him. -Ah. 16:01.420 --> 16:02.462 Hoo-hoo in there! 16:02.546 --> 16:04.339 Hoo-hoo back to you! 16:04.840 --> 16:05.841 Okay. 16:05.924 --> 16:09.636 Finish the meat, find the lobsters. I'll be right back. 16:11.221 --> 16:12.556 I hope you're hungry. 16:12.639 --> 16:13.891 Starved, is more like it. 16:13.974 --> 16:16.393 My head is starting to feel woozy. 16:19.104 --> 16:20.439 Were either of you aware 16:20.522 --> 16:23.859 that married men are killing single men at an alarming rate? 16:24.526 --> 16:26.612 -What are you going on about? - 16:26.695 --> 16:27.905 And what's going on in there? 16:33.327 --> 16:34.369 Who could that be? 16:34.953 --> 16:36.205 Coming! 16:37.331 --> 16:39.208 Oh, you didn't answer the back door. 16:39.291 --> 16:40.918 For your upside-down cake. 16:41.001 --> 16:42.920 Oh! Hi, I... 16:43.003 --> 16:44.004 Who was that? 16:44.087 --> 16:45.589 -A salesman! -Telegram! 16:45.672 --> 16:47.466 A man selling telegrams. 16:47.549 --> 16:49.635 Wouldn't you know it. Good news is more expensive. 16:50.511 --> 16:53.680 I couldn't find the lobsters and did you want the meat tender or pulverized? 16:53.764 --> 16:54.932 Oh, dear. 16:56.600 --> 16:59.603 Well. I think tonight's going swimmingly. 17:00.312 --> 17:02.523 Anyone for Parcheesi? 17:02.648 --> 17:05.567 -My head is spinning. -Oh, Mrs. Hart... 17:06.109 --> 17:08.028 Did you hear that? My wife's head is spinning. 17:08.111 --> 17:10.322 Generally speaking, I don't like her head to do that. 17:12.574 --> 17:13.742 Time to improvise. 17:15.285 --> 17:18.413 You know, I'm beginning to think you're not management material, Vision. 17:18.497 --> 17:20.123 You know, I had high hopes for you. 17:20.207 --> 17:23.836 But from what I've seen here tonight, you can barely keep it together. 17:23.919 --> 17:26.922 I mean, look around. There's all this chaos going on in your household. 17:28.173 --> 17:29.383 Now, when are we gonna eat? 17:29.466 --> 17:31.051 Dinner is served. 17:32.427 --> 17:33.428 VISION: Ah! 17:34.680 --> 17:36.265 Breakfast for dinner? 17:37.766 --> 17:38.767 How very... 17:38.851 --> 17:40.185 European. 17:41.270 --> 17:43.522 Ooh! Let's have a toast! 17:44.314 --> 17:47.484 To my lovely and talented wife. 17:47.609 --> 17:49.862 To our esteemed guests. 17:49.945 --> 17:51.321 Yes. Cin cin. 17:51.405 --> 17:52.406 Cheers. 17:54.783 --> 17:56.535 Well, please eat before it gets cold. 17:56.618 --> 17:58.495 -MRS. HART: Hmm? -Oh, Mrs. Hart, allow me. 18:00.038 --> 18:02.416 So, where did you two move from? 18:03.041 --> 18:04.126 What brought you here? 18:04.209 --> 18:07.504 How long have you been married? And why don't you have children yet? 18:11.466 --> 18:16.722 I think what my wife means to say is that we moved from... 18:16.805 --> 18:18.515 Yes, we moved from... 18:19.933 --> 18:21.435 And we were married... 18:21.518 --> 18:24.229 Yes, yes, we were married in... 18:24.938 --> 18:28.358 Well? Moved from where? Married when? 18:28.483 --> 18:29.484 Now, patience, Arthur. 18:29.568 --> 18:31.778 They're setting up their story. Let them tell it. 18:32.237 --> 18:33.363 We... 18:36.491 --> 18:38.577 Yes, what exactly is your story? 18:38.660 --> 18:40.537 Oh, just leave the poor kids alone. 18:41.496 --> 18:44.041 No, really, I mean, I think it's a perfectly simple question. 18:44.791 --> 18:45.959 Honestly. 18:46.043 --> 18:47.252 Why did you come here? 18:48.754 --> 18:49.963 Why? 18:51.715 --> 18:53.550 Damn it, why? Why did you... 18:58.472 --> 18:59.973 Oh, Arthur, stop it. 19:06.146 --> 19:07.231 Stop it. 19:09.233 --> 19:12.319 -MRS. HART: Stop it. Stop it. - 19:15.822 --> 19:17.199 Stop it. 19:19.117 --> 19:20.118 Stop it. 19:20.202 --> 19:21.245 Stop it. 19:23.497 --> 19:25.541 Stop it. Stop it. 19:25.624 --> 19:26.667 Stop it. 19:27.835 --> 19:28.836 Stop it. 19:28.919 --> 19:29.962 Vision, help him. 19:44.977 --> 19:45.978 Let me help you up. 19:46.478 --> 19:47.479 Give me your hand. 19:49.231 --> 19:50.566 All right, steady on, sir. 19:55.279 --> 19:58.240 Well, would you look at the time? 19:58.365 --> 20:00.784 Yes. We'd better be going. 20:02.160 --> 20:04.162 Well... Are you both all right? 20:04.663 --> 20:07.332 We had such a lovely time. 20:08.250 --> 20:11.086 This guest is leaving your home. 20:17.092 --> 20:18.552 You made me proud tonight, son. 20:18.635 --> 20:21.430 First thing Monday morning, you and me are gonna have a little chat. 20:22.389 --> 20:24.641 We'll see about that promotion. 20:24.725 --> 20:25.893 Yes, sir! Thank you, sir! 20:28.562 --> 20:29.563 MR. HART: Thank you. 20:33.192 --> 20:34.318 Oh... 20:35.777 --> 20:37.905 What a charming door knocker. 20:39.448 --> 20:40.449 Good night! 20:51.877 --> 20:53.962 We are an unusual couple, ya know? 20:54.046 --> 20:55.923 Oh, I don't think that was ever in question. 20:56.423 --> 21:00.761 Well, what I mean is... We don't have an anniversary. 21:00.844 --> 21:02.554 -Huh. -Or a song. 21:03.222 --> 21:04.681 Or even wedding rings. 21:04.765 --> 21:06.141 Well, we could remedy that. 21:06.808 --> 21:08.310 Today could be our anniversary. 21:08.393 --> 21:10.979 Of what? Surviving our first dinner party? 21:11.063 --> 21:13.524 Precisely. And our song could be? 21:13.607 --> 21:14.900 Yakety Yak, naturally. 21:14.983 --> 21:15.984 -Naturally. -Hmm. 21:17.653 --> 21:18.654 And the rings? 21:20.030 --> 21:21.532 Well, couldn't you make some for us? 21:29.706 --> 21:30.707 I do. 21:31.792 --> 21:32.793 Do you? 21:34.002 --> 21:36.213 Yes. I do. 21:38.006 --> 21:39.883 And they lived happily ever after.