WEBVTT 00:01.001 --> 00:02.920 WANDA: Previously on WandaVision... 00:03.003 --> 00:04.755 WANDA: We are an unusual couple, ya know? 00:07.424 --> 00:09.343 My wife and her flying saucers. 00:09.426 --> 00:12.054 My husband and his indestructible head. 00:12.137 --> 00:14.890 Hello, dear. I'm Agnes, your neighbor to the right. 00:14.973 --> 00:16.725 NORM: You're like a walking computer. 00:16.808 --> 00:18.352 What? I most certainly am not. 00:18.435 --> 00:21.271 VISION: Dinner with Mr. Hart and his dear lady wife, Mrs. Hart. 00:21.355 --> 00:22.356 MRS. HART: What brought you here? 00:22.439 --> 00:24.733 -How long have you been married? -ARTHUR: Why did you come here? 00:24.816 --> 00:26.109 Damn it, why? 00:26.735 --> 00:28.737 -MRS. HART: Stop it. Stop it. - 00:30.113 --> 00:31.573 Vision, help him. 01:14.074 --> 01:15.242 - 01:15.826 --> 01:17.703 -What was that? - 01:26.420 --> 01:27.421 Wanda? 01:27.504 --> 01:28.505 Yes, dear? 01:28.589 --> 01:31.175 Are you using your powers to turn on the light? 01:31.258 --> 01:32.634 -Yes, dear. 01:32.718 --> 01:34.469 Allow me, sweetheart. 01:40.100 --> 01:41.101 WANDA: What do you see? 01:42.269 --> 01:43.812 Only your lovely rose bushes. 01:44.605 --> 01:45.856 That's all? 01:45.939 --> 01:48.233 Are you using your night vision, Vision? 01:48.317 --> 01:50.485 I assure you, my love, I see nothing amiss. 01:50.569 --> 01:52.821 You have absolutely no reason to be frightened... 01:57.576 --> 01:58.744 You were saying? 01:59.536 --> 02:01.788 Actually, I did overhear a couple of lads at work 02:01.872 --> 02:04.958 remarking on a few unsavory characters settling in the neighborhood. 02:05.042 --> 02:08.003 Now, who knows what those ne'er-do-wells might be up to? 02:08.086 --> 02:10.255 Robbing houses, vandalizing property. 02:10.339 --> 02:13.008 Walking through walls, moving objects without touching them. 02:13.091 --> 02:16.637 Wanda, darling, you can't be suggesting my colleagues were referring to us. 02:16.720 --> 02:17.930 - 02:20.474 --> 02:23.644 One of us should really determine the source of that sound. 02:23.727 --> 02:26.480 Yes, one of us should. 02:26.563 --> 02:27.648 - 02:27.731 --> 02:29.483 Oh, this is getting ridiculous. 02:30.651 --> 02:31.985 I'm going to take a look. 02:32.069 --> 02:33.820 -Oh, God! Darling! - 02:39.660 --> 02:41.203 Well, I think we handled that well. 02:41.286 --> 02:43.413 Yes, I must say I'm rather proud of myself. 02:43.497 --> 02:47.543 And look how you seized on the opportunity to redecorate. 02:47.626 --> 02:50.212 -This is better, isn't it? -Mmm. 02:52.965 --> 02:54.299 Wanda, darling? 02:54.383 --> 02:55.551 Yes, dear? 02:55.634 --> 02:57.261 Get the light. 03:15.654 --> 03:17.072 WandaVision! 03:27.040 --> 03:28.166 WandaVision! 03:39.970 --> 03:43.098 WandaVision Wa-WandaVision 03:43.182 --> 03:45.642 WandaVision Wa-WandaVision 03:45.726 --> 03:48.687 WandaVision Wa-WandaVision 03:49.730 --> 03:51.398 WandaVision! 03:54.359 --> 03:57.905 Ladies and gentlemen, for my final trick, 03:57.988 --> 04:02.284 I bring you the Cabinet of Mysteries. 04:04.828 --> 04:07.706 -Darling, that's your cue. -WANDA: You said, "Cabinet of Mysteries?" 04:07.789 --> 04:11.293 I said, "The Cabinet of Mysteries." 04:11.877 --> 04:14.087 WANDA: Oh, that's my cue. Ooh! 04:14.171 --> 04:16.507 Holy Toledo! 04:16.590 --> 04:20.052 Darling, do all the other acts in the talent show 04:20.135 --> 04:22.346 have such elaborate props? 04:23.305 --> 04:24.556 Are you kidding? 04:24.640 --> 04:26.225 Fred and Linda are building a moat 04:26.308 --> 04:29.144 and a fully-functioning portcullis and no one even knows why. 04:29.228 --> 04:30.312 Let's keep going. 04:30.395 --> 04:32.356 Yes, yes. Where was I? Um... 04:32.439 --> 04:36.068 Watch closely as I, Illusion, Master of Enigma, 04:36.151 --> 04:39.780 make my captivating assistant, Glamour, disappear. 04:43.742 --> 04:45.452 You really are very dashing. 04:45.536 --> 04:47.120 Mmm, thank you, darling. 04:47.204 --> 04:49.206 Fear not, Glamour. 04:49.289 --> 04:53.836 For I, Illusion, vow to bring you back exactly as you are. 04:55.212 --> 04:57.589 Abracadabra! 05:00.008 --> 05:02.386 Ta-ta... 05:05.681 --> 05:09.685 Yes, um, Wanda, you're not at all worried 05:09.768 --> 05:13.730 that the audience might just see through this little charade? 05:13.814 --> 05:15.399 Well, that's the whole point. 05:15.524 --> 05:17.860 In a real magic act, everything is fake. 05:19.319 --> 05:23.532 Darling, the talent show fundraiser is the most important event of the season 05:23.615 --> 05:26.410 and it's our neighborly duty to participate. 05:26.493 --> 05:29.997 Plus, it's our chance to appear as normal as possible while doing so. 05:30.080 --> 05:32.457 Well, I don't think that should be a problem. 05:33.625 --> 05:34.710 This is our home now. 05:38.922 --> 05:41.842 Oh, darling, we do. We shall. 05:42.801 --> 05:45.179 And we're gonna knock their socks off, 05:45.262 --> 05:49.474 especially with you wearing this. 05:49.558 --> 05:51.685 Oh, that's actually the rest of your costume. 05:51.768 --> 05:52.769 Oh! 05:54.980 --> 05:56.064 Well, I better get going 05:56.148 --> 05:58.275 If I'm gonna make the planning committee meeting. 05:58.358 --> 05:59.943 That's me off as well, actually. 06:00.485 --> 06:01.987 There's a gathering of the neighborhood watch 06:02.070 --> 06:03.655 at the public library. 06:03.739 --> 06:05.949 And after last night's excitement, 06:06.033 --> 06:09.369 I want to make sure this town's security is up to snuff. 06:09.453 --> 06:11.079 That's a swell idea. 06:12.039 --> 06:15.250 You tell those tree branches who's boss. 06:16.627 --> 06:17.961 Would you look at us? 06:18.045 --> 06:20.923 Wanda and Vision, Westview fitter-inners. 06:23.425 --> 06:24.885 I'll see you at curtain call. 07:34.997 --> 07:38.834 Look, it's the star o' the show. 07:38.917 --> 07:40.002 Agnes. 07:41.378 --> 07:42.963 I'm sorry. What did you say? 07:43.046 --> 07:46.133 Oh, I brought my pet rabbit. For your magic act. 07:46.216 --> 07:50.429 Yes, of course! Thank you, Agnes. 07:50.512 --> 07:53.307 We will take good care of him. 07:53.390 --> 07:56.059 Señor Scratchy just loves the stage. 07:56.143 --> 07:59.396 He played baby Jesus in last year's Christmas pageant. 08:00.105 --> 08:01.106 Oh. 08:03.692 --> 08:05.110 Oh, morning, Dennis. 08:05.194 --> 08:06.612 Morning, Agnes. 08:06.695 --> 08:07.779 Stick 'em up. 08:09.156 --> 08:10.991 Don't shoot. I'm just a messenger. 08:11.074 --> 08:12.743 Pew-pew! 08:14.161 --> 08:15.204 Mmm. 08:17.497 --> 08:19.458 -Shall we? -Oh, we shall. 08:24.463 --> 08:28.467 So, are you ready to meet Queen Cul de Sac and her Merry Homemakers? 08:28.550 --> 08:30.761 Agnes, Dottie can't be as bad as you say. 08:30.844 --> 08:34.973 Hmm, well, you'll notice her roses bloom under penalty of death. 08:37.142 --> 08:41.396 Wanda, can I give you a bit of friendly advice? 08:41.480 --> 08:43.190 Is it about the way how I'm dressed? 08:43.273 --> 08:45.234 Yes, but it's too late for that. 08:46.693 --> 08:49.446 Dottie is the key to everything in this town. 08:49.530 --> 08:52.950 Country club memberships, parties, school admissions... 08:53.033 --> 08:55.244 Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves. 08:55.327 --> 08:58.914 You get in with Dottie and it'll be smooth sailing from here on out. 08:58.997 --> 09:02.584 Just mind your P's and Q's and you're gonna do just fine. 09:02.668 --> 09:05.754 Or maybe I could just be myself? More or less? 09:10.884 --> 09:13.595 Oh, Wanda, that's good. 09:13.679 --> 09:15.848 - 09:15.931 --> 09:18.475 Everybody, hurry up please. 09:19.476 --> 09:22.271 Hiya, Dottie! Your roses are divine. 09:23.188 --> 09:24.690 Well, thank you. 09:26.567 --> 09:29.319 - 09:33.282 --> 09:36.660 The Rotary Club is finishing the stage set-up as we speak. 09:36.743 --> 09:39.037 They've given the gazebo a fresh coat of paint 09:39.121 --> 09:42.958 and will be installing the final decorations all through the town square. 09:43.041 --> 09:44.918 And if you recognize the antique footlights, 09:45.002 --> 09:47.129 it's because they're from my store. 09:47.212 --> 09:48.714 And the chairs? 09:51.091 --> 09:53.927 I'm sorry, Dottie. I didn't ask about the chairs. 09:54.011 --> 09:57.973 So you better not ask me if you can chair any committees in the future. 10:01.560 --> 10:03.478 The devil's in the details, Bev. 10:03.562 --> 10:05.939 That's not the only place he is. 10:06.023 --> 10:08.150 DOTTIE: As you all know, the talent show 10:08.233 --> 10:11.069 is the sole fundraiser for Westview Elementary. 10:11.153 --> 10:12.196 This might help. 10:12.279 --> 10:14.907 DOTTIE: In the eight years since I founded our little club, 10:14.990 --> 10:18.243 this event has gotten bigger and better every season. 10:18.327 --> 10:21.121 Say, those pants are peachy keen. 10:21.205 --> 10:22.748 Do you really think so? 10:22.831 --> 10:25.083 The other ladies are in skirts. I was worried. 10:25.167 --> 10:27.169 We only have a few hours until show time, 10:27.252 --> 10:30.422 so a little less cross chatter and a little more focus. 10:31.173 --> 10:32.424 Okay. 10:32.508 --> 10:35.469 DOTTIE: Those little boys and girls are counting on us. 10:35.552 --> 10:38.347 All of this is for the children. 10:38.430 --> 10:39.765 WOMEN: "For the children." 10:40.891 --> 10:42.392 "For the children." 10:45.771 --> 10:49.816 So, I want you all to give yourselves a big hand... 10:52.528 --> 10:55.447 ...at the appropriate time, of course. 10:55.531 --> 10:58.992 But first let's review event etiquette. 10:59.076 --> 11:01.954 Dress code is upscale garden party... 11:02.037 --> 11:05.123 The only reason I didn't clap is because I'm afraid to move. 11:05.207 --> 11:06.291 Yeah. 11:06.875 --> 11:08.627 I actually don't know what I'm doing here. 11:08.710 --> 11:11.922 I'm starting to feel that way myself. I'm Wanda. 11:12.005 --> 11:16.260 -I'm, uh... Geraldine. -Hi. 11:16.343 --> 11:18.303 And I'm irritated. 11:21.014 --> 11:24.101 Tickets for tonight are completely sold out. 11:24.184 --> 11:26.019 Now, you can clap. 11:27.771 --> 11:29.273 And stop. 11:30.440 --> 11:33.360 Really, how is anybody doing this sober? 11:43.912 --> 11:45.247 -Let's say green. -NORM: Yeah. 11:45.330 --> 11:47.082 I mean, the other side could be dirt. 11:47.165 --> 11:49.877 Pardon me. Is this the neighborhood watch meeting? 11:50.961 --> 11:53.422 NORM: Oh, hiya, Vision. 11:53.505 --> 11:55.549 Didn't expect to see you here. 11:56.842 --> 12:00.762 This is sort of a "members only" type deal. 12:00.846 --> 12:03.640 Ah! Certainly. Right. Well... 12:04.391 --> 12:06.852 I'll just stay here and be as quiet as a church mouse 12:06.935 --> 12:09.062 till you open up the floor for new business. 12:09.730 --> 12:12.149 Well, in truth, we were just getting to new business. 12:12.232 --> 12:15.194 Oh, splendid! Could you tell me how often you rotate security patrols? 12:15.277 --> 12:17.696 Do you interface directly with local law enforcement? 12:17.779 --> 12:20.032 What are your protocols for threats such as burglary, 12:20.115 --> 12:21.450 graffiti, and reckless driving? 12:21.533 --> 12:24.536 -No, Vision. -I know these are indeed grave matters. 12:24.620 --> 12:27.998 "New business" actually means another round of Danish. 12:28.749 --> 12:31.543 Raspberry or cheese-filled? 12:31.627 --> 12:33.962 Oh, neither for me, thank you. I don't eat food. 12:40.052 --> 12:44.223 What I mean to say is that I don't eat food in between meals but at mealtimes. 12:44.848 --> 12:46.892 I'm a regular eating machine. 12:49.895 --> 12:52.314 Hey, fellas. Vision here has got a point. 12:52.397 --> 12:56.276 Now, listen up. I got some top secret intelligence for you. 12:56.360 --> 12:57.402 Oh, excellent. 12:58.153 --> 12:59.905 Now, you know how Johnson's been braggin' 12:59.988 --> 13:01.782 about that treehouse he built for his kids? 13:01.865 --> 13:02.991 Yeah. 13:03.742 --> 13:05.077 It's a prefab job. 13:06.370 --> 13:08.664 That blockhead can't even swing a hammer. 13:09.540 --> 13:10.624 I can do you one better. 13:10.707 --> 13:13.126 You know those bowling trophies Arthur's always polishing? 13:14.503 --> 13:17.339 He bought 'em all at a yard sale in Hackensack. 13:17.422 --> 13:20.342 I knew it. I've never once seen him down at the lanes. 13:22.135 --> 13:25.472 I too have some top secret gossip to share. 13:28.767 --> 13:30.102 Norm here's a Communist. 13:40.946 --> 13:42.155 Vision, you're a real cut-up. 13:42.239 --> 13:44.533 You know, I always thought you were kind of a square. 13:44.616 --> 13:48.078 -Me? No, I'm as round as they come. - 13:48.161 --> 13:51.081 Hey, care for a stick o' Big Red? 13:51.164 --> 13:52.833 Well, hold on there a second. 13:52.916 --> 13:55.210 Didn't you hear the man? He doesn't eat food. 13:55.294 --> 13:56.837 Is gum food? 13:56.920 --> 13:59.548 Well, my understanding is that it's purely for mastication. 14:00.799 --> 14:01.967 No, I don't do that. 14:02.759 --> 14:05.888 Well, when in Westview... Cheers. 14:07.264 --> 14:09.308 Who knew you were such a funny guy? 14:09.391 --> 14:13.896 And to think you came here all hot and bothered about protocols and nonsense. 14:13.979 --> 14:15.939 We actually thought you were serious. 14:23.447 --> 14:28.035 He's funny. All right, so, back to this barbeque. 14:34.458 --> 14:38.212 That is why you never do a seating chart on an empty stomach. 14:38.295 --> 14:41.340 Golly, you're a whiz at all this committee stuff, Dottie. 14:41.423 --> 14:45.594 Thank you for choosing me to help you clean up today. I feel so lucky. 14:45.677 --> 14:47.221 You are. 14:51.934 --> 14:53.769 I can't help but wonder if you and I 14:53.852 --> 14:56.188 haven't gotten off on the wrong foot, Dottie. 14:56.271 --> 14:59.691 And I would like to correct that if I can. 14:59.775 --> 15:01.485 And how would you do that? 15:05.072 --> 15:07.074 I've heard things about you. 15:09.493 --> 15:11.203 You and your husband. 15:12.287 --> 15:15.249 Well, I don't know what you've been told, 15:17.334 --> 15:21.672 but I assure you I don't mean anyone any harm. 15:23.507 --> 15:25.259 I don't believe you. 15:30.430 --> 15:34.309 Wanda. Wanda, can you read me, over? 15:35.477 --> 15:37.437 -Wanda? -Who is that? 15:37.521 --> 15:38.730 Wanda? 15:43.318 --> 15:44.611 Who are you? 15:44.695 --> 15:47.155 Wanda? 15:47.239 --> 15:49.199 Wanda. 15:49.283 --> 15:51.869 Who is doing this to you, Wanda? 15:51.952 --> 15:55.539 Wanda? Wanda? Wan... 15:59.877 --> 16:00.961 WANDA: Dottie! 16:04.756 --> 16:07.050 You... Oh! 16:13.765 --> 16:15.225 Pop quiz, Wanda. 16:16.852 --> 16:19.688 How does a housewife get a bloodstain out of white linen? 16:22.024 --> 16:23.525 By doing it herself. 16:32.117 --> 16:37.289 MAN: They say a man is never fully-dressed without two important accessories. 16:37.372 --> 16:39.041 His special lady... 16:41.543 --> 16:43.712 and his Strücker. 16:49.259 --> 16:52.763 Strücker. He'll make time for you. 17:00.562 --> 17:02.981 - 17:09.780 --> 17:12.616 Glad I don't have to follow this guy. 17:12.699 --> 17:14.243 Huh? What? 17:14.910 --> 17:16.370 Oh, but you're gonna be great. 17:19.122 --> 17:20.290 What time is it now? 17:20.374 --> 17:22.584 Mmm, two minutes after the last time you asked. 17:23.836 --> 17:25.462 I don't know where he could be. 17:29.758 --> 17:32.219 -Oh, is that him? - 17:32.302 --> 17:35.556 Well, it looks like he's got a little hitch in his giddy-up. 17:35.639 --> 17:36.932 Whoa! 17:41.311 --> 17:44.648 Wanda, my little cabbage, you look smashing! 17:44.731 --> 17:46.149 -Whoa! 17:49.695 --> 17:50.779 -WANDA: Vis. -Hmm. 17:50.863 --> 17:52.197 -Where have you been? -Oh. 17:52.281 --> 17:54.741 Uh, well, me and the boys were playing 17:54.825 --> 17:57.619 a rather thrilling game of horses with shoes. 17:57.703 --> 17:58.871 No, that's not it. 18:00.914 --> 18:02.791 Ah! Horse's shoes. 18:02.875 --> 18:07.004 Listen, something strange happened with Dottie. 18:07.087 --> 18:11.967 Well, something strange happened before that, too. It's hard to explain. 18:12.050 --> 18:14.553 I was just playing with his shoes. 18:14.636 --> 18:16.263 What is going on? 18:16.346 --> 18:17.431 You are! 18:19.975 --> 18:22.227 I want to thank you all for coming out 18:22.311 --> 18:26.607 to support Westview Elementary, "For the children." 18:26.690 --> 18:28.901 ALL: "For the children." 18:28.984 --> 18:30.194 And for our final act... 18:30.277 --> 18:34.198 I give you, Wanda and Vision. 18:51.757 --> 18:53.300 Hey! Hey! You're up, Cowboy! 18:54.176 --> 18:55.511 What? 18:56.512 --> 18:58.472 Oh! Yeah! I've to go! 18:59.431 --> 19:02.684 Hello, Westview! Good afternoon. 19:02.768 --> 19:04.102 It's so lovely to be... 19:04.186 --> 19:06.647 I'm so sorry. Excuse me. 19:06.730 --> 19:09.942 I am Glamour and this is my delightful assistant, Illusion. 19:10.025 --> 19:14.321 I am Glamour and he's Illusion. 19:15.906 --> 19:17.407 Yeah, what she said. 19:17.491 --> 19:23.622 Today, we will lie to you and yet you will believe our little deceptions 19:23.705 --> 19:25.541 because human beings are easily fooled 19:25.624 --> 19:29.670 due to their limited understanding of the inner workings of the universe. 19:29.753 --> 19:31.129 Flourish! 19:31.213 --> 19:33.257 You just do it, you don't say it out loud, honey. 19:34.550 --> 19:38.387 And now my wife and I will delight 19:38.470 --> 19:41.098 in your dumbstruck little faces. 19:42.516 --> 19:43.767 Flourish! 19:58.407 --> 20:00.993 Ha! See there? He's using a rope. 20:01.076 --> 20:05.330 Wanda, what's... Oh, no! Oh! No! Wanda, please! 20:05.414 --> 20:08.166 -Darling, let me down! -Oh! 20:08.250 --> 20:12.004 -I'm feeling pukey! - 20:12.087 --> 20:13.422 VISION: Ooh! 20:17.217 --> 20:18.594 Uh, what's next? 20:18.677 --> 20:21.930 Oh! Yeah, this is... This is gonna be great! 20:22.890 --> 20:25.100 A staggering feat of strength. 20:31.648 --> 20:34.067 -Ah? -Illusion... Uh... Uh... 20:35.194 --> 20:39.865 -Illusion, Master of Enigma, allow me. -Yeah? 20:39.948 --> 20:42.284 -What? - 20:42.367 --> 20:44.745 -Oh! 20:46.121 --> 20:49.291 Whoops! You weren't supposed to see how we did that trick. 20:51.084 --> 20:53.295 That was my grandmother's piano. 20:53.921 --> 20:58.342 Oh, Sherbert! Yeah, this is my old mate, Sherbert. 20:58.425 --> 21:00.761 Stand up, Sherbert. Say hello to the crowd. 21:00.844 --> 21:02.429 It's Herbert, Herb. 21:02.513 --> 21:06.517 Pipe down, Sherbie, and pick a card. Any card. 21:06.600 --> 21:09.061 Yeah, put it back in the deck. 21:09.144 --> 21:12.231 I'm not looking. All right. Watch this. 21:14.858 --> 21:15.984 Is this your card? 21:16.777 --> 21:18.529 Uh, no. 21:19.363 --> 21:20.739 I beg to differ. 21:20.822 --> 21:21.907 Mmm-mmm. 21:21.990 --> 21:24.660 Really? Is this your card? 21:24.743 --> 21:26.870 -Vision... -Mmm-mmm. 21:28.038 --> 21:31.250 Is this your card? Is this your card? Is this your card? Is this your card? 21:31.333 --> 21:34.461 -Is this your card? -Mmm-mmm. 21:34.545 --> 21:36.505 Argh! Is this your card? Is this your card? 21:36.588 --> 21:37.798 -No. No. No. No. -Is this your card? 21:37.881 --> 21:40.926 Is this your card? Is this your card? Is this your card? Is this your card? 21:41.009 --> 21:42.219 Is this your card? 21:42.302 --> 21:43.512 Oh, it is! 21:43.595 --> 21:44.680 It is what? 21:44.763 --> 21:45.931 It's my card. 21:46.557 --> 21:49.351 Well, pardon me, Herb. Have it back. 21:50.602 --> 21:51.937 Oh, no, you did the trick right. 21:52.020 --> 21:54.565 Well, of course I did the trick right! I'm Illusion! 21:54.648 --> 21:56.567 Flourish! 22:00.028 --> 22:01.905 And now, for my next trick... 22:01.989 --> 22:03.615 Oh, goodness me. 22:04.408 --> 22:05.951 Who stole my hat? 22:06.034 --> 22:07.953 Oh! Oh, stop that rabbit! 22:08.036 --> 22:10.330 I gotta need to pull a hat out of it. 22:11.623 --> 22:14.960 Señor Scratchy's got real star quality, don't you think? 22:15.043 --> 22:18.505 Maybe we leave the poor bunny out this one, shall we? 22:18.589 --> 22:21.300 Well then, I will just have to pull this hat... 22:22.593 --> 22:24.386 ...out of myself. 22:26.889 --> 22:28.015 Vision, no. 22:28.098 --> 22:29.474 I'm doin' it. 22:31.810 --> 22:33.604 Ah-ha! 22:36.732 --> 22:40.360 -If only you all knew our secret. - 22:41.320 --> 22:43.864 -Oh! - 22:43.947 --> 22:45.824 Is that how mirrors work? 22:45.908 --> 22:47.159 Shut up, Bev. 22:48.660 --> 22:52.706 And now, ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale. 22:53.457 --> 22:57.836 I bring you, The Magnet of Crysteries! 22:57.920 --> 22:59.296 The Cabinet of Mysteries! 22:59.379 --> 23:01.715 VISION: Yeah, yeah. What she said. 23:03.300 --> 23:05.427 I will now make my wife... 23:07.262 --> 23:08.472 ...disappear. 23:10.599 --> 23:15.479 Are you sure you don't want an audience volunteer named "My husband Ralph?" 23:15.562 --> 23:17.272 - 23:21.026 --> 23:22.986 No. Abracadabra! 23:25.739 --> 23:28.325 -Uh, sweetheart? -Yeah? 23:29.409 --> 23:31.161 -Hi. -Oh. 23:33.705 --> 23:35.082 What's in the box? 23:35.165 --> 23:38.752 What's in the box? What's in the box? What's in the box? 23:38.836 --> 23:40.671 Yeah, what's in the box? 23:40.754 --> 23:42.923 What's in the box? What's in the box? 23:43.006 --> 23:46.134 What's in the box? What's in the box? 23:52.933 --> 23:53.976 Oh! 23:54.977 --> 23:56.186 Oh, yes! 23:56.270 --> 23:57.354 Flourish. 24:04.695 --> 24:06.196 Let's get outta here. 24:07.030 --> 24:08.740 Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 24:08.824 --> 24:10.576 -I'm so stupid. -Vis? Vis, it's all right. 24:10.659 --> 24:12.369 It's all right. It's all right. It's all right. 24:12.452 --> 24:13.787 But what is going on with you? 24:13.871 --> 24:17.916 I have no idea. I've been feeling weirdy all day. 24:18.000 --> 24:19.668 Okay. Okay. Okay. 24:20.419 --> 24:22.838 -Oh! 24:31.972 --> 24:34.391 Would you look at that? 24:34.474 --> 24:36.643 That really gummed up my works, didn't it? 24:36.727 --> 24:38.353 -WANDA: Hmm. - 24:40.022 --> 24:42.524 I'm not as funny without it, am I? 24:42.608 --> 24:45.277 Well, you're back to yourself and that's all I care about. 24:45.360 --> 24:47.404 Now, let's get out of here before Dottie 24:47.487 --> 24:50.949 and the planning committee string us up for ruining the show. 24:59.291 --> 25:01.919 You two, stop right there. 25:05.797 --> 25:09.092 Nothing like what you two just did up here 25:09.176 --> 25:12.888 has ever happened in the history of our talent show. 25:14.014 --> 25:17.476 Dottie, we are so... 25:17.559 --> 25:18.685 Hilarious. 25:21.688 --> 25:25.108 That was the most hilarious act we've ever seen. 25:25.192 --> 25:26.443 Wouldn't you all agree? 25:27.194 --> 25:28.362 Yeah. 25:30.531 --> 25:32.324 Oh, yes. 25:32.991 --> 25:34.785 You two, come on up. Come on. 25:37.412 --> 25:40.165 On behalf of the planning committee, 25:40.249 --> 25:41.458 I would like to award you 25:41.542 --> 25:45.546 with the inaugural Comedy Performance of the Year. 25:45.629 --> 25:47.047 Oh, thank you. 26:03.063 --> 26:04.606 -I have to ask. -VISION: Hmm. 26:04.690 --> 26:09.027 One second, I'm backstage and in the next, I'm in a dark cubby hole. 26:09.111 --> 26:10.404 How'd you do it? 26:10.487 --> 26:12.531 Oh, a magician never reveals his secrets. 26:12.614 --> 26:14.324 He leaves that to his assistant. 26:14.408 --> 26:15.993 And she's not talking. 26:17.244 --> 26:20.163 -I had a feeling you'd say that. - 26:24.168 --> 26:25.252 "For the children!" 26:25.335 --> 26:27.546 AUDIENCE: "For the children!" 26:33.760 --> 26:35.929 You were tremendous, Glamour. 26:41.560 --> 26:43.896 I don't know what I was so worried about. 26:43.979 --> 26:47.399 It wasn't so hard to fit in after all. 26:47.482 --> 26:50.402 And all we had to do was be ourselves. 26:50.485 --> 26:52.863 Well, with a few modifications. 26:53.488 --> 26:56.700 -And it was all for the children. -For the children. 26:57.534 --> 26:59.995 Well, I think the children might need some popcorn. 27:01.371 --> 27:02.456 Wanda. 27:02.539 --> 27:03.707 Hmm, what? 27:08.420 --> 27:11.798 Vision... Is this really happening? 27:14.927 --> 27:16.470 Yes, my love. 27:16.553 --> 27:18.263 It's really happening. 27:20.599 --> 27:25.729 If it's that damn tree again, I am going to rip it out by the roots! 27:33.070 --> 27:34.696 I don't see anything. 27:46.917 --> 27:48.126 What is that? 27:55.634 --> 27:57.219 Wanda. 28:11.942 --> 28:13.193 No. 28:22.202 --> 28:26.707 Vision... Is this really happening? 28:28.417 --> 28:29.877 Yes, my love. 28:31.378 --> 28:33.005 It's really happening. 28:46.268 --> 28:47.269 Vision... 29:20.677 --> 29:23.889 Wanda? Who's doing this to you, Wanda? 29:24.598 --> 29:25.641 Wanda?