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Motivation

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<b>What's wrong, Yukko?</b>

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<b>I just don't have any motivation.</b>

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<b>What are you talking about?</b>

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<b>Come on, we're high school students,</b>

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<b>and it's the start of the new semester.</b>

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<b>If you just get started,</b>

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<b>the motivation will come to you naturally.</b>

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<b>But I don't have the
motivation to get started.</b>

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<b>What do I do about that?</b>

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<b>The motivation to get started, huh?</b>

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<b>You just have get started anyway!</b>

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<b>All right!</b>

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I wish I could be a simpleton.

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Shinonome Laboratory

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<b>Professor, please wake up already!</b>

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Nichijou: Everyday Life, Part 1

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<b>Good morning.</b>

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<b>What're you doing?</b>

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<b>Making breakfast. We're having fried fish.</b>

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<b>What? But, omelet rice...</b>

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<b>Didn't you already eat that yesterday?</b>

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<b>Besides, fish is good for you.</b>

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<b>Don't be picky.</b>

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<b>If you don't eat anything, you won't grow...</b>

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<b>Ah, that's our breakfast!</b>

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<b>What?</b>

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<b>Oh, no!</b>

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<b>This isn't a robot part,</b>

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<b>it's a... uh...</b>

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<b>It ran away.</b>

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<b>Wait!</b>

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<b>Bye.</b>

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<b><i>Wait, what if that cat is down on his luck... ?</i></b>

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<b>I'm going to crash!</b>

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<b>I only just noticed</b>

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<b>Tatta ima hajimete kizuita</b>

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<b>Koi ni ochita no da no</b>

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<b>that I fell in love</b>

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<b>Nijuuyo jikan kimi kimi kimi</b>

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<b>All I think of the whole day is you, you, you</b>

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<b>Ishiki sezaru wo emasen</b>

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<b>and I can't do anything about it</b>

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<b>Nanka</b>

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<b>Somehow</b>

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<b>Nanka</b>

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<b>somehow</b>

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<b>Itsumo to chigau kimi to</b>

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<b>you're different when you're with me</b>

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<b>Itsumo to chigau kimi to</b>

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<b>you're different when you're with me</b>

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<b>Futari</b>

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<b>Together</b>

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<b>Doji na kaiwa masaka</b>

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<b>Are we doing this conversation wrong?</b>

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<b>Doji na kaiwa masaka</b>

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<b>Are we doing this conversation wrong?</b>

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<b>Kyou mo</b>

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<b>Again, today</b>

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<b>Iya kataomoi</b>

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<b>Nah, the love is one-sided</b>

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<b>Yabai shisen acchatta</b>

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<b>Rats, our glances met</b>

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<b>Nani nani kono dokidoki</b>

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<b>What's up with this excitement?</b>

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<b>Shikoukairo guchagucha konran</b>

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<b>My train of thought slips into chaos</b>

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<b>Konna koto hajimete da yo</b>

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<b>This is the first time it has happened to me,</b>

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<b>Netsu demo aru no kana</b>

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<b>maybe I have a fever?</b>

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<b>Kyun to shougeki chatta koigokoro</b>

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<b>My love awakened with a bang and my heart beat faster</b>

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<b>Jimankan datte de nakatta</b>

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<b>There was no pride in it</b>

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<b>Ba-ba-baka na te ga furueru zo</b>

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<b>My s-s-stupid hands are trembling</b>

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<b>Kore kazoku ni yuugoi na no</b>

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<b>This'll bring my family together</b>

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<b>Ya-ya yacchatta kaiwa kami makuri</b>

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<b>The conversation we h-h-had goes in circles</b>

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<b>Kimazui chinmoku no ninmu na no</b>

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<b>That's the role of an awkward silence</b>

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<b>Kimi no</b>

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<b>I want</b>

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<b>Kimi no</b>

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<b>I want</b>

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<b>Kimochi shiritai yo</b>

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<b>to know your feelings</b>

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<b>Ka-ka-ka-ka-kataomoi</b>

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<b>O-o-o-o-one-sided love</b>

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<b>Hatsukoi</b>

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<b>My first love</b>

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<b>Itsumo no tsuugakuro</b>

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<b>on my normal way to school</b>

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<b>Pikapika hikaru</b>

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<b>glitters brightly</b>

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<b>I will fall in love</b>

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<b>I will fall in love</b>

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<b>Sore mo tobesou sa</b>

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<b>and seems to fly</b>

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<b>Ka-ka-ka-ka-kataomoi</b>

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<b>O-o-o-o-one-sided love</b>

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<b>Wooden Figurine</b>

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<b>Red Cow</b>

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<b>Salmon</b>

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<b>Mio, selamat pagi.</b>

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<b>Yukko, good morning.</b>

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<b>What should I do?</b>

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<b>I forgot to bring my student ID.</b>

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<b><i>What? No response to selamat pagi?</i></b>

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<b>You don't think an upperclassman</b>

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<b>will call me out on it, do you?</b>

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<b>If that happens,</b>

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<b>why not just say you're a third year?</b>

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<b>That won't solve anything.</b>

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<b>What? Was that thunder?</b>

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<b>But it's sunny.</b>

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<b>We might have a sudden storm!</b>

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<b>With showers and hail!</b>

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<b>It's raining wooden figurines.</b>

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<b>A-are you okay, Yukko?</b>

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<b>I can't believe it's a figurine...</b>

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<b>What a surprise.</b>

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<b>I wonder where it came from.</b>

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<b>I don't know...</b>

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<b>But not many people ever get hit in the head by a wooden figurine!</b>

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<b>That hardly ever happens to anyone, right?</b>

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<b>Not that I've seen.</b>

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<b>Maybe I'm lucky!</b>

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<b>I'm not lucky...</b>

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<b>Yukko, are you okay?</b>

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<b>I can't believe it's a red cow...</b>

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<b>A red cow...</b>

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<b>No, I'm not unlucky.</b>

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<b>Think of it this way, Mio.</b>

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<b>I should be glad no
raw foods have hit me.</b>

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<b>It could have been worse.</b>

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<b>It's salmon!</b>

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<b>Prefectural High School</b>

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<b>Prefectural High School</b>

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<b>Morning.</b>

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<b>Good morning.</b>

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<b>Mai, good morning.</b>

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<b>Selamat pagi!</b>

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<b>Good morning.</b>

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<b>Mai, what are you reading?</b>

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<b>A real estate magazine.</b>

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<b>What? Mai, are you moving?</b>

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<b>Undecided.</b>

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<b><i>No response to selamat pagi?</i></b>

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<b><i>Fine. I guess I'll have to put this phrase to sleep.</i></b>

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<b>Yukko...</b>

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<b>Selamat malam.</b>

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<b>Oh, Mai! Don't you mean selamat pagi?</b>

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<b><i>What language is that?</i></b>

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<b>H-homeroom is starting...</b>

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<b>When I arrived at school this morning,</b>

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<b>I found this in my shoe locker.</b>

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<b>Did someone put this in there?</b>

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<b>U-um, if anyone knows
who did this, please tell me!</b>

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<b>Mio, who'd do
something like that?</b>

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<b>Maybe it was a prank?</b>

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<b>Maybe it was a student 
with a crush on her.</b>

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<b>But a statue of the Maitreya Buddha?</b>

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<b>But I guess I can understand what it's like</b>

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<b>to have one-sided feelings
for someone, though.</b>

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<b>You mean like your
feelings for Sasahara?</b>

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<b>Y-you idiot!</b>

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<b><i>Where am I?</i></b>

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<b>I need to get home.</b>

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<b>The professor must be worried,</b>

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<b>and I left the grill on.</b>

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<b>I can't get down!</b>

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<b>I lost my chopsticks.</b>

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<b>And my slipper!</b>

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<b>What am I going to do?</b>

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<b>I lost my arm!</b>

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<b>Now everyone will know I'm a robot...</b>

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<b>Here we go.</b>

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Wonderful

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<b>I'm finished.</b>

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<b>Hey now, if you don't hurry up and eat,</b>

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<b>we'll be late to fifth period.</b>

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<b>Huh? I thought you liked wieners.</b>

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<b>I save the tastiest part
of my lunch for last.</b>

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<b>And I wrap it up by saying "delicious".</b>

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<b>Now then, here I go!</b>

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Nichijou: Everyday Life, Part 2

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Nichijou: Everyday Life, Part 2

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<b>It slipped through!</b>

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<b>It's not over yet!</b>

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<b>It's over!</b>

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<b>Not yet!</b>

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<b>One...</b>

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<b>Two...</b>

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<b>Three!</b>

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<b>Safe!</b>

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<b>You're definitely out!</b>

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<b>Jeez, Mio. Don't you know the three second rule?</b>

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<b>No, that was a total out!</b>

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<b>Delicious!</b>

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<b><i>She's kind of an idiot...</i></b>

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<b>First comes rock! Then comes paper...</b>

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<b>You can't throw all of them,</b>

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<b>rock, paper, scissors!</b>

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<b>Okay!</b>

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<b>Good morning, everyone.</b>

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<b>Spring is here,</b>

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<b>and a new year has begun,
but it's still quite cold.</b>

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<b>I'm twice as cold as
any of you, though.</b>

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Nichijou: Everyday Life, Part 3

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<b>In any case, be sure not to catch a cold.</b>

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<b>All right?</b>

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<b>Please, promise your
principal that you won't.</b>

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<b>If you break that promise...</b>

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<b>I'll become the principal of another school.</b>

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<b>Hey, Mio.</b>

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<b>What is it? We'll get in trouble for talking.</b>

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<b>Do you think that the principal knows</b>

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<b>how old all of his jokes are?</b>

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<b>He must know better than anyone</b>

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<b>that nobody thinks they're funny...</b>

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<b>I don't know.</b>

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<b><i>Wait, what if he knows they're not funny,</i></b>

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<b><i>but he just wants to show today's corrupt youth the meaning of hard work?</i></b>

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<b><i>If that's the case, this
principal is absolutely diabolical!</i></b>

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<b><i>Mai?</i></b>

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<b>Mai...</b>

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<b>You don't think she
really thought his joke was...</b>

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<b><i>I've never seen Mai
laugh so hard before...</i></b>

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<b><i>All right, I'll try this!</i></b>

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<b>Mai...</b>

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<b><i>Why do I feel</i></b>

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<b><i>that if I say anything right
now, I'll lose everything?</i></b>

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<b>Yukko...</b>

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<b>Oh, sorry. Never mind.</b>

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<b><i>I'll wait just a bit longer.</i></b>

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<b><i>Before I remove it.</i></b>

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Squid Tentacle

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<b>Moving on, Ms. Sakurai has an important message for you all.</b>

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<b>Ms. Sakurai, if you please.</b>

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<b>Um, Ms. Sakurai...</b>

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<b>Yes!</b>

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<b>Excuse me, I'm the
student adviser, Ms. Sakurai.</b>

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<b>Please excuse me...</b>

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<b><i>Oh, being in front of this many people makes me nervous.</i></b>

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<b><i>No, I can't act this way.</i></b>

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<b><i>Otherwise, I'll never become
the teacher I want to be.</i></b>

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<b><i>I have to swallow my fears!</i></b>

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<b><i>I know!</i></b>

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<b>Recently, I've seen a lot
of goats around school.</b>

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<b>Please, do not bring
your goats to school!</b>

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<b>Goats?</b>

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<b>What do you have against goats?!</b>

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<b>Arriving by goat...</b>

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<b>doesn't violate school policy!</b>

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<b>What? Uh...</b>

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<b>Mio, isn't that Sasahara?</b>

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<b>Oh? Is that so...</b>

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<b>I will allow goats!</b>

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<b>No you can't! Cannot! I forbid it!</b>

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<b>Bringing a goat is definitely not okay!</b>

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<b>Don't say that, Tachibana Misato.</b>

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<b>Why must I walk on my own two legs?</b>

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<b>As the Sasahara family's eldest son...</b>

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<b>Who cares if you're the
Sasahara family's eldest son?</b>

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<b>Aren't the Sasaharas just a farming family?</b>

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<b>So what?</b>

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<b>What's wrong with an eldest son calling himself the eldest son?</b>

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<b>Sasahara comes from a farming family.</b>

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<b>I feel deceived.</b>

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<b><i>That goat by the bicycles was Sasahara's...</i></b>

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<b>Lawsuit Victory</b>

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<b><i>Sasahara came for me on a white goat!</i></b>

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<b>Ah, happy new year.</b>

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<b>Me, too...</b>

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<b>Mio!</b>

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<b>Talking on your phone while riding a bike is extremely dangerous.</b>

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<b>Don't do it at all! Finally...</b>

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<b>I found a Maitreya in my
shoe locker this morning.</b>

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<b>I don't find this sort of action to be acceptable!</b>

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<b>Excuse me! Coming through...</b>

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<b>Maitreya...</b>

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<b>Mai, don't just stop all of a sudden!</b>

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<b><i>Is this...</i></b>

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<b><i>déjà vu, or something?</i></b>

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<b>Now, who did it?</b>

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<b>I won't be mad, so please raise your hand.</b>

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<b>We'll stay here all morning
until you turn yourself in!</b>

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<b>Who did it?</b>

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<b>Turn yourself in.</b>

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<b>Well, I heard it was your birthday, Ms. Sakurai...</b>

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<b>Oh my, so you really don't like Maitreya?</b>

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I thought you'd like it for your birthday,

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but you didn't want a Maitreya statue.

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Principal

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<b>This concludes the
morning announcements.</b>

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<b>Thank you for your
work until now, Principal.</b>

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<b>Vice Principal?</b>

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Button

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<b>Don't you feel tempted to
push the fire alarm button?</b>

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<b>You're right, I do.</b>

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<b>Why don't you push it?</b>

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<b>The last time I pushed it,
the alarm didn't go off.</b>

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<b>Really?</b>

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<b>What? A fire?</b>

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<b>No way!</b>

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<b>What do we do? Should we run?</b>

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<b>We have to get outside!</b>

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<b>Stop pushing me!</b>

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<b>You pushed me first!</b>

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<b>What are you talking about?</b>

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<b>I've always hated you!</b>

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<b>Cut it out! Someone could die!</b>

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<b>Just run! You can argue later!</b>

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<b>Excuse me.</b>

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<b>Excuse me, but do you know
what the word "clueless" means?</b>

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<b>Excuse me.</b>

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<b>What does "clueless" mean?</b>

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<b>Excuse me, but could you
tell me what "clueless" means?</b>

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<b>Help me!</b>

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<b>Hey!</b>

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<b>Captain, what's "clueless"?</b>

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<b>You are.</b>

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<b>Class 2-P, Sasahara Koujirou.</b>

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Requirements and Affairs

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<b>Please see Tomioka in the
faculty office immediately.</b>

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Requirements and Affairs

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Requirements and Affairs

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Requirements and Affairs

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Requirements and Affairs

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Requirements and Affairs

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Requirements and Affairs

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<b>I know it doesn't violate school policy,</b>

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<b>but why do you have to ride a goat?</b>

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<b>Can't we work this out?</b>

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<b>If you don't like walking,
you could always ride a bike.</b>

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<b>So long as it's not a goat.</b>

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<b>Sir.</b>

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<b>It's Tomioka.</b>

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<b>Tomioka.</b>

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<b>Call me teacher.</b>

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<b>Teacher, could you please call him
Sasahara Kojiro, rather than "goat"?</b>

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<b>He's a goat for now.</b>

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Nichijou: Everyday Life, Part 4

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<b><i>My name is Shinonome Nano.</i></b>

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<b><i>I'm a robot, made by
the professor I live with.</i></b>

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<b><i>The professor seems to be doing research,</i></b>

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<b><i>so she stays home all day.</i></b>

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<b><i>I spend my days helping her.</i></b>

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<b>Professor, I warmed up some milk for y—</b>

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<b><i>I don't have any special
features, but I can still feel pain.</i></b>

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<b>Nano, what's wrong?</b>

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<b>Professor, my toe... My toe...</b>

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<b>Y-y-your t-t-toe...</b>

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<b>It should be all right now.</b>

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<b><i>I don't have any special features,</i></b>

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<b><i>but my toe can come off.</i></b>

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<b>Professor, what is this key for?</b>

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<b>I've never turned it?</b>

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<b>No, but it spins every now and then.</b>

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<b>If you turn it like this...</b>

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<b>What's going on?</b>

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<b><i>I'm sorry, I do have special features.</i></b>

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<b>See? Fun, isn't it?</b>

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<b>Is that the only reason this key is here?</b>

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<b>Yup.</b>

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<b>That's the only reason for this key?</b>

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<b>Yup!</b>

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<b>Please remove it!</b>

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<b>Nope!</b>

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<b>It's cute.</b>

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<b>I'm serious. Please remove it!</b>

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<b>What? But it's cute...</b>

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<b>I want to be more normal.</b>

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<b>I want to sit in chairs normally,</b>

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<b>and roll over normally in my sleep.</b>

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<b>I can't go to school like this.</b>

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<b>I wish I wasn't a robot.</b>

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<b>Nano...</b>

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<b>I-I'm just kidding!</b>

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<b>You're being silly, Professor.</b>

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<b>Then take it...</b>

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<b>What?</b>

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<b>Take my Akutagawa Prize!</b>

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<b>Why?</b>

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<b>Take my Akutagawa Prize!</b>

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<b><i>This is my everyday life.</i></b>

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<b><i>Where am I?</i></b>

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Asa okite ha wo migaite atto yuuma gogo juuji

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I wake up in the morning, brush my
teeth, and before I know it it's 10 PM

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Kyou mo takusan waratta na takusan tokimeita na

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We laughed and had a lot of fun today

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Tomodachi to baka mitai ni sawaideru toki ni mo

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and at times my friends and I chatted noisily like nitwits

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Chirachira tte me ga au guuzen da yo ne

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When our eyes met, flutteringly, it was coincidence

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Hatsukoi da tte ienai kyara ja nainda mon

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It's not in me to say this is my first love

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Nee ashita mo aeru yo ne

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Hey, we'll see each other tomorrow, right?

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Mabuta wo tojiru to kirakira kimi darake

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If I close my eyes, all I see is a sparkling you

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Kyou mo tanoshikatta ne aa doushite kana

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I wonder why today was so much fun again

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Ureshii na ureshii na hajimemashita koigokoro

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I'm so happy, happy, that my love awakened

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Ashita mata aeru ne oyasuminasai

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I'll see you again tomorrow, so good night

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Yume de sugu aeru ne oyasuminasai

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I'll see you in my dreams soon, so good night

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<b>Hello! I'm Nano's big toe.</b>

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<b>I'm actually quite small.</b>

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<b>I wish I were a little bigger...</b>

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<b>The next episode of Nichijou is episode 2.</b>

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<b>Narration: Katsura Reiko</b>

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<b>Don't miss it.</b>
