WEBVTT 00:01.560 --> 00:04.730 Toy Poodle Continent 00:01.560 --> 00:04.730 Artificial Intelligence 00:01.560 --> 00:04.730 and 00:01.560 --> 00:04.730 Information Processing 00:01.560 --> 00:04.730 Superstring Theory 00:01.560 --> 00:04.730 And thus, I became a string. 00:01.560 --> 00:04.730 Artificial Intelligence 00:01.560 --> 00:04.730 Robotics 00:01.560 --> 00:04.730 Electromagnetics 00:01.560 --> 00:04.730 Thermodynamics 00:01.560 --> 00:04.730 The History of Information 00:01.560 --> 00:04.730 Unprecedented Scientific Journals 00:01.560 --> 00:04.730 THE WONDERFUL SCIENCE 00:07.480 --> 00:10.110 Cat Life 00:07.480 --> 00:10.110 Robot Research 00:07.480 --> 00:10.110 Sakamoto Pharmaceutical 00:29.300 --> 00:32.970 Sakamoto Pharmaceutical 00:56.070 --> 00:58.780 tatta ima hajimete kizuita 00:56.070 --> 00:58.780 たった今 初めて気づいた 00:56.070 --> 00:58.780 {guy}I just realised it for the first time 00:58.780 --> 01:01.410 koi ni ochita no dana 00:58.780 --> 01:01.410 恋に落ちたのだな～ 00:58.780 --> 01:01.410 {girl}That I had fallen in love~ 01:01.410 --> 01:04.040 nijyuuyo jikan kimi kimi kimi 01:01.410 --> 01:04.040 24h キミ☆ キミ☆ キミ☆ 01:01.410 --> 01:04.040 {guy}Twenty-four hours a day thinking of you, you and nothing more than you! 01:04.040 --> 01:05.870 ishiki sezaru o emasen 01:04.040 --> 01:05.870 意識せざるをえません! 01:04.040 --> 01:05.870 {girl}It's something I wasn't consciously aware of 01:05.870 --> 01:08.580 nanka (nanka) itsumo to chigau 01:05.870 --> 01:08.580 なんか (なんか) いつもと違う 01:05.870 --> 01:08.580 {guy}Somehow ({girl}somehow) {guy}I'm feeling different from the usual 01:08.580 --> 01:11.250 kimi to (futari) gikochinai kaiwa 01:08.580 --> 01:11.250 キミと (二人) ぎこちない会話 01:08.580 --> 01:11.250 {guy}With you ({girl}the two of us) {guy}and our dull chatter 01:11.250 --> 01:13.920 masaka (ryouomoi) iya kataomoi 01:11.250 --> 01:13.920 まさか (両思い) いや 片思い 01:11.250 --> 01:13.920 {guy}Don't tell me ({girl}mutual love?) {guy}Nope, it's a one-sided crush 01:13.920 --> 01:16.430 yabai shisen acchatta 01:13.920 --> 01:16.430 やばい! 視線合っちゃった! 01:13.920 --> 01:16.430 {girl}This is bad! Our gazes met! 01:17.470 --> 01:20.180 nani nani kono doki doki 01:17.470 --> 01:20.180 なになに?! このドキドキ?! 01:17.470 --> 01:20.180 {girl}What, what? Why is my heart pounding like this? 01:22.680 --> 01:25.690 shikoukairo guccha guccha konsen 01:22.680 --> 01:25.690 思考回路 ぐっちゃぐっちゃ 混線・・・ 01:22.680 --> 01:25.690 {girl}Did a short circuit just make a mess out of my mind? 01:27.480 --> 01:32.230 konna koto hajimete dayo 01:27.480 --> 01:32.230 こんなこと 初めてだよ 01:27.480 --> 01:32.230 {girl}This is my first time... feeling like this... 01:33.110 --> 01:36.360 netsu demo aru no kana 01:33.110 --> 01:36.360 熱でもあるのかな～ 01:33.110 --> 01:36.360 {girl}I wonder if I have a fever~ 01:37.780 --> 01:40.700 kyuutenchokka irasshatta koigokoro 01:37.780 --> 01:40.700 急転直下 いらっしゃった 恋心 01:37.780 --> 01:40.700 {guy}Suddenly and precipitately, love has arrived. 01:40.700 --> 01:43.370 acchuuma kao hakka de makkakka 01:40.700 --> 01:43.370 あっちゅうま 顔 発火で まっかっか 01:40.700 --> 01:43.370 {girl}Instantly igniting my face into a bright red 01:43.370 --> 01:45.910 ba ba baka na te ga furueruzo 01:43.370 --> 01:45.910 バ・バ・バカな?! 手が震えるぞ 01:43.370 --> 01:45.910 {guy}T-That's stupid?! My hands are shaking 01:45.910 --> 01:48.540 kore ga zoku ni iu koi nano 01:45.910 --> 01:48.540 これが 俗に言う 「恋」 なの?! 01:45.910 --> 01:48.540 {girl}Is this really what they call "love"? 01:48.540 --> 01:51.250 yayayacchatta kaiwa kami makuri 01:48.540 --> 01:51.250 やややっちゃった 会話 噛みまくり 01:48.540 --> 01:51.250 {guy}I-I did it! A conversation filled with stutters 01:51.250 --> 01:53.840 kimazui chinmoku mamimumemo 01:51.250 --> 01:53.840 気まずい沈黙 マミムメモ 01:51.250 --> 01:53.840 {girl}This awkward silence... *mumble mumble*{not really sure bout this... need a better version for the mamimumemo which seems to be blabbling to break the silence} 01:53.840 --> 01:56.420 kimi no (kimi no) kimochi shiritai yo 01:53.840 --> 01:56.420 キミの (キミの) 気持ち 知りたいよ 01:53.840 --> 01:56.420 {guy}Your... ({girl}Your...) {Both}I want to know your feelings. 01:56.420 --> 01:59.340 kakakata kataomoi 01:56.420 --> 01:59.340 カカカタ☆カタオモイ 01:56.420 --> 01:59.340 {both}O-One-sided love 01:59.340 --> 02:02.600 hatsukoi itsumo no tsuugakuro 01:59.340 --> 02:02.600 初恋! いつもの通学路 01:59.340 --> 02:02.600 {guy}First love! {girl}The usual way to school 02:02.600 --> 02:05.770 pika pika hikaru I do fall in love 02:02.600 --> 02:05.770 ピカピカ光る I do fall in love! 02:02.600 --> 02:05.770 {guy}The shining light. I do fall in love!{girl} 02:05.770 --> 02:08.480 sora mo tobesou sa 02:05.770 --> 02:08.480 空も飛べそうさ 02:05.770 --> 02:08.480 {together}I feel I could fly towards the sky 02:08.480 --> 02:11.730 kakakata kataomoi 02:08.480 --> 02:11.730 カカカタ☆カタオモイ 02:08.480 --> 02:11.730 {both}O-One-sided love 02:16.760 --> 02:17.930 Hey, hey, Mio-chan. 02:18.360 --> 02:19.580 What is it? 02:19.580 --> 02:21.960 I've been wondering about this for a while now, 02:21.960 --> 02:23.950 but why do you always wear that hair pin? {髪留め} 02:24.430 --> 02:25.610 Ah, this? 02:25.610 --> 02:27.630 Hmm... somehow... {なんとなく}{Shoujo have a better way to phrase this?}{Perhaps "Just 'cause". It seems like she's avoiding giving a specific reason, as if she'd said "betsu ni" - no particular reason}{Nantonaku is not really betsuni it's more like she is going: Hmm it just happened" (bestu ni doesn't really mena no particular reason)}{v2 - done - can't come up with something better, I'll just leave it} 02:27.630 --> 02:28.970 Somehow?{See above} 02:28.970 --> 02:30.710 Somehow means somehow.{See above} 02:36.080 --> 02:38.170 I forgot to bring my maths notebook with me. 02:38.170 --> 02:39.160 Huh? 02:39.160 --> 02:40.470 Do we have maths today? 02:40.790 --> 02:41.520 We do. 02:41.520 --> 02:43.320 We also had homework, remember? 02:43.320 --> 02:44.940 I'll go and get it. 02:44.940 --> 02:46.350 Go ahead without me. 02:48.020 --> 02:48.850 Ah well. 02:48.850 --> 02:51.850 I didn't do it anyway, so it won't make any difference. 02:54.070 --> 02:56.190 Ah, Mai-chan! 02:58.350 --> 02:59.650 TL note: Indonesian for "good morning" {needed? we explained it in the previous eps, could become bothersome if this is a running gag} 02:58.350 --> 02:59.650 Selamat pagi! {we got the spelling correct this time right?} {http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/selamat_pagi yep}{cool thx} 03:03.030 --> 03:05.570 Nichijou 09 03:09.450 --> 03:09.960 Here it is! 03:09.960 --> 03:10.350 Here it is! 03:10.350 --> 03:12.590 Here it is, Mai-sensei! 03:12.590 --> 03:15.750 Could it be that you're holding back on a killer greeting? 03:15.750 --> 03:17.690 As expected, it's big. 03:17.690 --> 03:21.580 Yes. As big as a mountain... as big as a mountain!{v2 - done - can't come up with better}{山のよ、世山のよう} 03:21.580 --> 03:23.840 Is it really as big as a mountain? 03:27.820 --> 03:30.760 Well... it's not really a mountain, is it? 04:01.300 --> 04:02.880 I get it. 04:03.250 --> 04:06.390 I get why you're angry. 04:06.930 --> 04:12.770 It's because I took that piece of broccoli from your lunch box yesterday, right? 04:13.170 --> 04:16.480 Which is why... I bought you broccoli!{kb_z} 04:16.980 --> 04:20.550 When I was eating your broccoli, I realised that you're fond of it. 04:20.550 --> 04:23.570 Since then, I've been wondering... have I done something bad? {kb_z} 04:23.570 --> 04:25.360 Therefore, I give this to you! 04:26.950 --> 04:28.620 {Student: }You know, my dad was telling me... 04:35.590 --> 04:37.530 It's not the broccoli. 04:39.340 --> 04:42.510 Nor... the cauliflower. 04:54.410 --> 04:59.520 I screwed up so much that I can't figure what she's angry about... 05:02.810 --> 05:05.030 But I get the general idea.{でも大体の見当はついている} 05:05.750 --> 05:07.780 I don't want her to stay angry like this... 05:09.050 --> 05:11.890 Now that it has come to this, all I can do is honestly apologise to her... 05:14.990 --> 05:16.620 Mai-chan! 05:16.940 --> 05:18.580 Sorry for taking your steak yesterday! {the manga mentions "ハンバーグ" and added furigana "メイン" meaning main dish. - kb_z} 05:18.580 --> 05:20.340 m -70 -8 l -70 -8 l -62 13 l 51 -35 l 43 -55 05:18.580 --> 05:20.340 Bargain Sale! 05:18.580 --> 05:20.340 Made in Australia 05:22.800 --> 05:24.550 Sorry for taking your bunny!{rabbit}{piece of apple in the form of a rabbit} 05:24.970 --> 05:26.050 Sorry for eating your rice! 05:26.370 --> 05:28.050 Sorry for leaving the black soy beans! 05:28.580 --> 05:29.680 What? 05:29.680 --> 05:32.260 Why is she so angry? 05:32.610 --> 05:34.670 I don't get it any more! 05:34.670 --> 05:37.140 It's not because of yesterday's lunch?{kb_z} 05:38.250 --> 05:40.800 Ah! Then could it be something from even earlier? 05:40.800 --> 05:43.000 Is it because I broke the neck of the Maitreya... 05:40.820 --> 05:43.000 TL note: Maitreya = Buddha statue{?}{already explained in previous ep} 05:44.310 --> 05:47.200 ...that was left on Mai-chan's desk?! 05:47.530 --> 05:50.860 Or is it because I took it away without asking?! 05:54.840 --> 05:57.730 Or is it because I secretly buried it in the ground?! 05:58.620 --> 06:03.460 m 12 -8 l 12 -8 l 63 5 l 58 11 l 8 -2 l 12 -6 05:58.620 --> 06:03.460 Mai-chan, I'm sorry 05:58.620 --> 06:03.460 Or is it because I changed my mind and tried offering it on Mai-chan's desk?!{v2 - done} 06:04.330 --> 06:07.880 Or is it because I changed my mind again and burned it in the incinerator? 06:09.170 --> 06:10.590 Mai-chan! 06:23.760 --> 06:26.740 So... so you were just listening to music! 06:26.740 --> 06:29.220 No wonder you didn't notice. 06:29.220 --> 06:33.240 I didn't know about it and kept on chatting on my own. 06:33.610 --> 06:35.090 That was dangerous! 06:35.090 --> 06:38.080 Everything was on the verge{edge} of being exposed. 06:38.080 --> 06:38.580 The second half. 06:40.290 --> 06:42.710 It's the first time I heard the second half...{Sounds to me like she's referring to the 'second half' of the song, like when an anime opening song has the first half (or third or whatever) used in the anime and then the rest only comes out when the CD is put on sale.} {TV Size vs Full Sized Single}{Yes, that}{maybe...?} {PLEASE put a TL Note here if possible. -sm} 06:47.340 --> 06:51.210 Tanaka 06:50.090 --> 06:52.340 Ah, Tanaka-kun!{More like Afro-kun, amirite?} 06:52.340 --> 06:54.850 Sorry, do you have a moment? 06:55.270 --> 06:58.540 Ah, hm, I-I was thinking... 06:58.540 --> 07:02.310 that hairstyle of yours is morally... a little...{public moral/discipline} 07:02.800 --> 07:03.860 Sensei. 07:03.860 --> 07:04.860 Yes?! 07:06.380 --> 07:08.440 Do you want to eat a dorayaki?{For the record, a dorayaki is a Japanese dessert with two slices of sponge cake and red beam paste in the middle}{just put a TL note: Watch Doraemon!}{my hair allegedly has the same abilities} 07:11.030 --> 07:16.070 Nichijou 10 07:13.860 --> 07:17.870 The solution to these equations is 2. 07:13.860 --> 07:17.870 Solve the equations. 07:13.860 --> 07:15.720 Oh no! 07:15.720 --> 07:17.870 I completely forgot about this printout! 07:18.380 --> 07:21.240 There are still five minutes left until maths. 07:22.610 --> 07:25.720 I had Mio-chan show it to me yesterday... 07:25.720 --> 07:27.050 This is the request of my life! 07:30.550 --> 07:33.160 I can't ask her! 07:33.160 --> 07:36.100 At this rate, I'll have to... 07:36.100 --> 07:37.850 Mai-chan. 07:38.420 --> 07:40.640 This is embarrassing, 07:40.640 --> 07:44.610 I sorta forgot about the maths homework... 07:44.610 --> 07:48.080 Um, if it's okay with you, I'd like to see your notes for a sec... 07:48.080 --> 07:48.610 Here. 07:48.610 --> 07:50.240 My, thanks! 07:50.240 --> 07:51.110 Thank you.{SANKUSU indeed}{kusankusu!} 07:51.580 --> 07:52.810 Wait a sec, okay? 07:52.810 --> 07:54.570 I'll copy it at Mach speed.{kb_z} 07:55.050 --> 07:55.900 {# たいへんだ}This is bad.{Dont need to TS this since its spoken just sub it like usual}{Agreed} {Agreed -sm} 07:55.900 --> 07:57.100 {# 大ちこくだ }I'm really late. 07:57.100 --> 07:58.010 {# たいへんだ}This is bad. 07:58.010 --> 07:58.910 {# たいへんだ}This is bad. 07:58.910 --> 07:59.790 {# バカモン！！！}You idiot!{better way to say this? - Nana}{Sounds like he's implying plural here, so I'd say "You idiots!"}{Don't think its plural he is just sorta lecutring Masao e.g. going You fool!}{Fair enough}{but you fool doesn't make sense in english wen he is talking abot the noise >.>} 07:59.790 --> 08:01.800 {# 朝からうるさいぞまさお！！！}You're so noisy in the morning, Masao!{Since all have 3 exclamation marks, I use so in the dialgoue, please corrrect if deemed unnecessary. -sm} 08:01.800 --> 08:02.850 {# たいへんなんだ！！！ }This is really bad! 08:02.850 --> 08:04.530 {# 大ちこくなんだ！！！}I'm really late! 08:04.530 --> 08:06.340 {# こっちは リストラだよ！！！}I'm restructuring here! 08:12.220 --> 08:14.170 This is strange. 08:14.170 --> 08:19.560 Mai-chan, um, this doesn't really look like the maths printout...{No shit, Yukko}{lol we need to tell NeWbY how to spell maths properly he spelt it math through out the whole thing} 08:24.490 --> 08:26.290 I'll treat you to juice!{the manga offers dorayaki, not juice} 08:27.870 --> 08:28.320 Here. 08:28.320 --> 08:29.400 Thanks! 08:29.400 --> 08:31.230 {# 学校は遅刻だし }I'm late for school. 08:31.230 --> 08:32.770 {# 父さんはリストラだし }And dad is restructuring. 08:32.770 --> 08:34.500 {# どっちもたいへんだー }We're both in trouble. 08:36.070 --> 08:37.320 Now's not the time for this! 08:38.000 --> 08:39.900 Wait, isn't Masao in danger here?! 08:39.900 --> 08:42.080 What's going to happen to Masao?! 08:42.080 --> 08:44.540 No, wait... 08:44.540 --> 08:45.920 Now is not the time for this either! 08:46.300 --> 08:48.040 I'm in a pinch here! 08:48.040 --> 08:49.550 The printout, Mai-chan! 08:50.100 --> 08:50.800 Now that it's come to this, 08:50.800 --> 08:53.500 I'll also treat you to "that" from the store at the station! 08:53.500 --> 08:53.820 Here. 08:53.820 --> 08:54.260 T-Thanks! 08:54.980 --> 08:56.350 T-This, this. 08:56.350 --> 08:57.330 It's this. 08:57.330 --> 08:58.820 See, you do have it. 08:58.820 --> 09:01.950 You should've just given it to me earlier, Mai-chan, you sneaky one. 09:01.950 --> 09:04.600 Let's quickly copy this stuff then. {write copy? which}{proabbly copy} 09:12.190 --> 09:15.880 Just how old is this printout of mine? 09:20.150 --> 09:22.820 Word of the day 09:24.070 --> 09:26.330 I want to go to New Orleans.{Please check punctuation here. -sm} 09:31.380 --> 09:33.880 Inscribed in a circle is quadrilateral ABCD 09:31.380 --> 09:33.880 AB=5 BC=4 CD=4 ∠B=60 09:31.380 --> 09:33.880 Based on quadrilateral ABCD 09:31.380 --> 09:33.880 Calculate the area S 09:31.750 --> 09:33.880 Well then, who knows how to do this question? 09:35.020 --> 09:37.130 No one? 09:37.620 --> 09:41.000 Hakagi's class is always hard. 09:41.000 --> 09:43.130 I'm confused, now that I've forgotten to do the homework. 09:43.130 --> 09:45.890 And he'll be mad if I get the question wrong. 09:46.230 --> 09:47.210 I'm saying this now, 09:47.210 --> 09:50.060 but anyone who's not up for it{lit. those without motivation} will lose their good standing. 09:52.080 --> 09:54.030 So it's come to this? 09:54.030 --> 09:57.780 Under that threat, I can't allow myself to... fail!{because "I can't allow myself to rot!" sounds stupid in English... 朽ちたり dat some weird verb, Yukko} 09:58.280 --> 10:01.530 Nichijou 11 10:02.560 --> 10:04.530 Hmm, then who should I pick?{As in "Which student should I pick", but he doesn't literally say that. Edit plz.} 10:04.530 --> 10:10.520 Today's the 23rd, so I'll go with attendance number 23... Nakanojou!{Is dat sum honorific?}{better way to translate this?(出席番号)} {trust me :D} 10:07.790 --> 10:08.750 Now's the time!{it is here!} 10:10.520 --> 10:11.740 Oh, he's absent?{Nakanojou is a guy... punk} 10:11.740 --> 10:12.170 What?! 10:15.280 --> 10:16.920 My hand is cramped...{This is fine, although "My hand has a cramp" may also be OK. Ask the editor for a second opinion.} 10:18.740 --> 10:22.050 Why is my hand cramped right now... 10:22.340 --> 10:27.230 Well, it's May, so attendance number 5 will... 10:22.340 --> 10:27.230 This is bad... at this rate, he will see me...{lit: This is bad... At this rate... I'll be in his field of vision...} 10:27.230 --> 10:28.590 I just called on him... 10:27.230 --> 10:30.270 For the time being, I'll get into his blind spot... blind spot... 10:28.590 --> 10:30.270 I'll call on someone new... 10:30.740 --> 10:31.550 Blind- 10:34.220 --> 10:36.360 The chair... the sound of the chair will...! 10:34.740 --> 10:36.360 What is that sound? What the- 10:36.950 --> 10:39.860 Hey, someone's mobile phone is ringing! 10:41.570 --> 10:43.530 It's a ghost ringtone! 10:45.290 --> 10:46.870 It's the final act. 10:46.870 --> 10:48.620 You saw it. {Changed according to Newby. -sm} 10:49.050 --> 10:51.920 And so the smiles of everyone in the class bloomed! 10:51.920 --> 10:52.380 Right? 11:12.870 --> 11:14.980 Well then, this question... 11:17.150 --> 11:18.290 Aioi.{As in Yukko}{her surname} 11:23.240 --> 11:28.510 First comes rock, next comes paper, rockscispaper doesn't count, 11:28.510 --> 11:30.420 rock paper scissors! 11:30.420 --> 11:31.310 Come forth! 11:31.310 --> 11:34.270 Chubabababa... bang!{feel free to omit the last bit} 11:57.750 --> 12:01.820 Hmm... I bought both the sugar and the milk... 11:59.480 --> 12:04.490 Nichijou 12 12:01.820 --> 12:05.010 ...so I haven't left anything out{lit. 'there is nothing I've forgotten to buy'}, have I? 12:02.770 --> 12:05.010 {Random lady Z}The eggs were really cheap, right?{retiming required - kb_z} 12:06.880 --> 12:10.730 {Random lady X}Yeah, I stocked up on some as well.{retiming required - kb_z} 12:08.910 --> 12:10.280 Oh no! 12:10.280 --> 12:13.540 The eggs are on sale today! 12:15.030 --> 12:15.970 What should I do? 12:15.970 --> 12:17.040 I can still make it. 12:17.850 --> 12:20.010 I really should go back to the store. 12:22.950 --> 12:24.590 Sakamoto Pharmaceutical 12:25.030 --> 12:26.470 It's a black cat! 12:29.490 --> 12:31.730 So... so cute! 12:40.010 --> 12:45.570 Oh... I can't bring you home; the Professor's there. 12:46.470 --> 12:47.990 I'm sorry. 13:06.160 --> 13:07.640 I have returned. 13:08.080 --> 13:08.760 Welcome back! 13:08.760 --> 13:10.640 Sakamoto Pharmaceutical 13:09.640 --> 13:10.640 That cat! 13:10.640 --> 13:12.140 I caught him! 13:12.140 --> 13:15.360 You can't just bring him back like that.{bring him back?? take him with you} 13:16.020 --> 13:17.770 But he's cute. 13:18.800 --> 13:20.940 Well, that's true... 13:20.940 --> 13:22.900 I mean, no, that's not the point! 13:23.830 --> 13:25.070 He's not cute? 13:25.070 --> 13:28.130 No, he is cute. 13:28.130 --> 13:29.570 He's cute, but... 13:30.240 --> 13:34.800 Hmm... If you get an animal, you have to take care of it. 13:34.800 --> 13:36.040 Can you do that, Professor? 13:36.040 --> 13:36.790 I can!{lit. I can do it.} 13:37.180 --> 13:39.910 I won't do anything, okay? 13:39.910 --> 13:42.250 Since you also have to clean the toilet... 13:42.250 --> 13:44.890 Nano's not going to do anything? 13:44.890 --> 13:47.050 Well, then I won't let you pet him any more. 13:48.580 --> 13:50.140 N-Not that! 13:50.140 --> 13:52.680 You've got it all wrong, it's not like that... 13:56.020 --> 13:58.850 Professor, Professor! I saw him, this ca- 13:58.850 --> 14:00.690 I want to touch him!{Ah! "sawaru"} 14:03.830 --> 14:06.190 It feels so fluffy!{fluffy can be replaced by soft} 14:07.250 --> 14:09.450 Professor, that's not fair... me too, me too! 14:10.860 --> 14:12.990 His belly is also very fluffy! 14:12.990 --> 14:15.500 His flank is fluffy too!{kb_z - talking about the zone around the ribs} 14:15.500 --> 14:17.670 His right paw is fluffy too! 14:17.670 --> 14:20.130 His left paw is fluffy too! 14:20.130 --> 14:22.670 His tail is fluffier. 14:23.800 --> 14:27.790 The back of his ears is even fluffier than his tail. {It's even fluffier behind his ears than his tail.}{Seems a bit odd to me, this line...}{It's fine.}{lol, no it's not} {is more fluffy} 14:27.790 --> 14:30.820 But doesn't it feel better to touch his tail? 14:30.820 --> 14:33.640 His tail isn't fluffy! 14:42.190 --> 14:43.800 I wonder what's up with him?{lit. I wonder what it is?} 14:43.800 --> 14:45.680 I wonder if he's hurt somewhere?{LOL lightbulb} 14:45.680 --> 14:47.000 *Shine!*{Hakase said this for her lightbulb} 14:47.620 --> 14:48.770 Hold on a moment. 14:48.770 --> 14:49.450 Professor? 15:01.660 --> 15:03.160 Nano, Nano, Nano! 15:03.160 --> 15:05.430 I made a speech-giving scarf! 15:05.430 --> 15:06.550 Professor, that's amazing! And fast! 15:06.980 --> 15:09.260 Let's quickly try it on, Sakamoto. 15:09.750 --> 15:11.160 Sakamoto? 15:11.160 --> 15:13.700 That cat's name is Sakamoto? 15:13.700 --> 15:16.360 Yep, it's also written on the box. 15:16.360 --> 15:18.480 That's too simple. 15:18.920 --> 15:21.230 All right, it's done! 15:21.730 --> 15:23.740 I wonder if he'll talk? 15:23.740 --> 15:24.980 He will. 15:27.480 --> 15:29.490 I want to hear him{both say this}! 15:27.480 --> 15:29.490 I want to hear him{both say this}! {Duplicated, as both say this. please change if necessary. -sm} 15:36.050 --> 15:37.420 No matter how you think about it, 15:37.420 --> 15:38.500 you were petting me way too much before. 15:41.510 --> 15:46.750 In general, when a cat meows{lit. makes sound/cries out}, isn't it obvious that they're hungry? 15:47.260 --> 15:49.760 Sorry, we didn't really know... 15:49.760 --> 15:51.520 Also, the name. 15:51.520 --> 15:55.030 Calling me Sakamoto just because it's written on the box is too feeble-minded! 15:55.890 --> 15:57.140 Sorry... 15:57.560 --> 15:59.910 See, I told you so. 15:59.910 --> 16:01.860 But... 16:01.860 --> 16:03.810 How old are you two? 16:03.810 --> 16:05.050 Eight years old.{Speakers are noted here because they speak at the same time roughly} 16:05.050 --> 16:05.900 One year old.{Speakers are noted here because they speak at the same time roughly} 16:06.300 --> 16:09.400 I am, in human terms, 20 years old. 16:10.800 --> 16:13.660 Sakamoto-san... I guess?{TL Note: Sakamoto said I guess in Osaka-ben} 16:13.660 --> 16:18.910 Osaka-ben... 16:13.660 --> 16:15.100 I guess... 16:15.100 --> 16:18.910 Well, if I get free food from now on, then I'll be very grateful. 16:19.340 --> 16:23.290 Don't ever forget to respect your elders. 16:23.290 --> 16:25.750 And while I'm at it, let me also tell you this.{One more thing - seemed to cut the line short} 16:25.750 --> 16:26.900 Just because I'm a cat, 16:26.900 --> 16:29.630 it doesn't mean you guys can just pet me like that.{v3} 16:29.630 --> 16:32.790 To put it clearly, I don't hate being petted. 16:32.790 --> 16:36.640 But you know, cats have a...{missing some after this- gen no tte mono ga atte} 16:36.640 --> 16:39.020 I'll put him back where we found him.{v3} 16:39.020 --> 16:40.490 Eh?! 16:40.490 --> 16:42.270 W-Wha...{v3} 16:47.150 --> 16:48.670 Sorry about that.{Now will you stop confusing the fuck out of the little girls with Osaka-ben?} 16:51.690 --> 16:54.320 Straw 17:12.960 --> 17:14.720 Here you go. 17:15.190 --> 17:16.690 Are you sure about this? 17:16.690 --> 17:18.730 I haven't even paid the rent,{v3} 17:18.730 --> 17:21.300 but you're giving me food. 17:21.300 --> 17:22.300 It's fine, really. 17:22.300 --> 17:24.430 We should help each other out in tough times.{lit. we are of equal status, it's an idiom} 17:24.430 --> 17:27.230 If there's anything else you need, please tell me. 17:27.230 --> 17:28.680 Really?! 17:28.680 --> 17:33.490 Well then, could you lend me some money? 17:33.490 --> 17:34.660 Hey, you. 17:34.660 --> 17:36.990 Just because I've been a little nice to you doesn't mean you can be a Tengu{creature from Japanese folklore}.{v3} 17:37.720 --> 17:39.620 Sorry. 17:39.950 --> 17:45.410 Straw 2 17:44.780 --> 17:46.760 V-Vice Principal!{v3}{We ain't in the wild west here folks, no need for Deputies.} 17:46.760 --> 17:47.460 This is... 17:47.940 --> 17:51.090 What's the misunderstanding, Principal? 17:51.620 --> 17:54.340 Open and behold the contents of the torso.{kb_z} 18:08.400 --> 18:12.690 If I win, you'll forget about the "that" from the store in front of the station, okay? 18:09.900 --> 18:14.820 Nichijou 13 18:13.170 --> 18:14.020 Okay? 18:14.740 --> 18:15.690 Okay. 18:16.090 --> 18:17.510 Yay, she's mine!{Yay, she agreed!}{lit. Yay, I got it}{kb_z} 18:17.510 --> 18:19.940 Match for one juice, ready... 18:19.940 --> 18:21.190 Go! 18:24.710 --> 18:28.210 Mai-chan, that was a little bit of a false start{フライング} just now. 18:28.740 --> 18:30.920 Right, Mio-chan? 18:30.920 --> 18:33.320 I suppose she did start a little early. 18:33.320 --> 18:34.310 Just by a bit. 18:34.310 --> 18:35.100 Right, right? 18:35.100 --> 18:36.670 Let's start again. 18:36.670 --> 18:38.880 Okay, let's try this again. 18:38.880 --> 18:41.220 Ready... go! 18:42.990 --> 18:44.710 Mai-chan wins! 18:47.350 --> 18:49.550 I guess I wasn't prepared. 18:49.550 --> 18:52.330 I underestimated my opponent's strength.{I guess I wasn't prepared? Yudan shita wa} 18:52.330 --> 18:55.070 With this, I'm warmed up. 18:55.660 --> 18:56.650 All right, one more time! 19:00.630 --> 19:04.120 Oh my, my hand sure is weak today.{Generalised cause the japanese makes no sense at all in english lit: This really makes a sound} 19:04.120 --> 19:05.370 Must be that all-nighter I pulled last night.{It must be because I pulled an all-nighter yesterday.}{Tetsuya. Durr. Why didn't I get that?}{kb_z} 19:05.810 --> 19:08.620 Anyway, both my body and soul are ready. 19:09.280 --> 19:11.330 It's about time for the real show!{kb_z} 19:11.330 --> 19:13.000 You ready for it? 19:15.000 --> 19:16.180 Oh crap! 19:16.180 --> 19:18.260 I wasn't paying attention! 19:18.260 --> 19:21.500 However, I was caught unprepared three times in a row. 19:21.500 --> 19:23.010 This is surprising. Surprising.{v3} 19:24.700 --> 19:26.530 Yukko, isn't it about time- 19:26.530 --> 19:27.020 Wait. 19:27.710 --> 19:28.920 Just wait a second. 19:28.920 --> 19:29.830 Huh, huh. 19:29.830 --> 19:30.650 Yes, yes. 19:30.650 --> 19:31.950 I see, I see.{v3} 19:31.950 --> 19:32.310 Ah. 19:32.310 --> 19:32.980 I can see it. 19:33.480 --> 19:36.790 Beginner's luck can only take you so far, Mai-chan. 19:36.790 --> 19:38.570 And here I come. 19:37.290 --> 19:38.570 Ready... 19:38.580 --> 19:39.440 Chest!{isn't it the samuri saying chesto or something- ix} 19:44.620 --> 19:48.120 However, isn't this quite fun? 19:48.120 --> 19:49.480 This... what is it again... 19:49.480 --> 19:50.350 Yukko... 19:50.350 --> 19:51.620 You called it arm wrestling? 19:55.860 --> 19:57.660 Mio-chan, here. 19:58.740 --> 20:02.100 Can you hold onto this for the time being?{v3} 20:02.100 --> 20:04.140 It's been a while since I've been able to get serious.{It's about time to get serious.}{It's been a long while since I've gotten serious.} 20:05.740 --> 20:07.180 Give me a break! 20:07.660 --> 20:11.690 If you don't do it seriously, I can't either, okay? 20:12.040 --> 20:14.370 Listen, next time we do it for real! 20:14.370 --> 20:15.940 I'll bring out my killer move too!{v3} 20:15.940 --> 20:16.940 Earth Dangerous! 20:16.940 --> 20:17.940 Shooting Snake! 20:17.940 --> 20:18.690 Death...! 20:18.690 --> 20:19.440 Death...! 20:19.440 --> 20:20.150 Dea- 20:43.660 --> 20:44.300 What? 20:44.910 --> 20:46.140 What is this? 20:46.760 --> 20:49.010 I don't get it at all! 20:49.010 --> 20:54.730 It's only arm wrestling... Why were you so passionate about it?{lit. why were you so hot(temperature)}{Why was I so passionate?}{are?} 20:56.420 --> 21:00.490 Or rather, I forgot that I needed to use the toilet.{Edit?} 21:00.490 --> 21:02.740 I'm going there for a bit. 21:02.740 --> 21:05.690 I thought the outcome was a bit weird...{And here I thought the outcome was a bit weird...} 21:05.690 --> 21:07.070 Yukko. 21:08.030 --> 21:10.420 "That" from the store in front of the station... 21:10.420 --> 21:12.200 ...and 23 boxes of juice.{v3} 21:23.670 --> 21:26.930 asa okite hao migai te 21:23.670 --> 21:26.930 朝起きて 歯を磨いて 21:23.670 --> 21:26.930 Woke up in the morning, brushed my teeth 21:26.930 --> 21:30.050 attoiuma gogo juu ji 21:26.930 --> 21:30.050 あっという間 午後10時 21:26.930 --> 21:30.050 In the blink of an eye, it's 10pm 21:30.050 --> 21:33.140 kyou mo takusan waratta naa 21:30.050 --> 21:33.140 今日も たくさん 笑ったなぁ 21:30.050 --> 21:33.140 Today, we laughed a whole lot 21:33.140 --> 21:36.140 takusan tokimeita naa 21:33.140 --> 21:36.140 たくさん ときめいたなぁ 21:33.140 --> 21:36.140 We had a great time 21:36.140 --> 21:42.530 tomodachi to baka mitai ni sawai deru toki ni mo 21:36.140 --> 21:42.530 友達と バカみたいに騒いでる 時にも 21:36.140 --> 21:42.530 At times, with my friends, acting like fools, being noisy 21:42.530 --> 21:45.610 chirachiratte me ga au 21:42.530 --> 21:45.610 チラチラって 目が合う 21:42.530 --> 21:45.610 Fluttering, our eyes met. 21:45.610 --> 21:48.280 guuzen dayo ne 21:45.610 --> 21:48.280 …偶然、だよね。 21:45.610 --> 21:48.280 It's a coincidence, right? 21:48.280 --> 21:51.790 hatsukoi nante ie nai 21:48.280 --> 21:51.790 初恋なんて言えない 21:48.280 --> 21:51.790 I wouldn't call this my first love 21:51.790 --> 21:54.950 kyara janai n da mon 21:51.790 --> 21:54.950 キャラじゃないんだもんっ! 21:51.790 --> 21:54.950 It's not my character. 21:54.950 --> 22:01.000 nee ashita mo aeru yo ne 21:54.950 --> 22:01.000 ねえ あしたも会えるよね? 21:54.950 --> 22:01.000 Say, will we be able to meet again tomorrow? 22:01.000 --> 22:04.090 mabuta o tojiru to 22:01.000 --> 22:04.090 まぶたを 閉じると 22:01.000 --> 22:04.090 As my eyelids close 22:04.090 --> 22:07.220 kirakira kimi darake 22:04.090 --> 22:07.220 キラキラ キミだらけ 22:04.090 --> 22:07.220 I see you sparkling all over the place 22:07.220 --> 22:10.550 kyou mo tanoshikatta ne 22:07.220 --> 22:10.550 今日も 楽しかったね 22:07.220 --> 22:10.550 Today was fun, too, wasn't it? 22:10.550 --> 22:14.470 aa koi shite n da naa 22:10.550 --> 22:14.470 あー 恋 してんだなぁ 22:10.550 --> 22:14.470 I'm in love~ 22:19.900 --> 22:23.020 ureshii na ureshii na 22:19.900 --> 22:23.020 うれしいな うれしいな 22:19.900 --> 22:23.020 So happy, so happy 22:23.020 --> 22:26.110 hajimemashite koi gokoro 22:23.020 --> 22:26.110 はじめまして こいごころ 22:23.020 --> 22:26.110 It is my pleasure to meet you, my new-found love. 22:26.110 --> 22:29.280 ashita mata aeru ne 22:26.110 --> 22:29.280 あした また あえるね 22:26.110 --> 22:29.280 Surely, we'll meet again tomorrow~ 22:29.280 --> 22:31.450 oyasuminasai 22:29.280 --> 22:31.450 おやすみなさい 22:29.280 --> 22:31.450 Have a good night 22:32.370 --> 22:36.500 yume de sugu aeru ne 22:32.370 --> 22:36.500 ゆめで すぐ あえるね 22:32.370 --> 22:36.500 We'll meet immediately in our dreams 22:37.000 --> 22:42.590 oyasuminasai 22:37.000 --> 22:42.590 おやすみなさい 22:37.000 --> 22:42.590 So have a good night 22:44.640 --> 22:46.380 Aw man... 22:46.730 --> 22:50.530 My arm was sore, so I didn't do my homework and got told off.{v3} 22:50.530 --> 22:52.050 This is the worst. 22:52.530 --> 22:57.210 Even so, Mai-chan... what happened to Masao in the end?!{of the manga she gave her}{v3} 22:57.210 --> 22:59.390 What happened? 22:59.710 --> 23:01.600 Okay, I get it. 23:01.600 --> 23:03.110 I'll treat you to one more juice.{lit. I'll add one more juice(to the debt)}{v3} 23:03.390 --> 23:04.690 Here. 23:21.440 --> 23:23.180 I don't get it.{腑に落ちねえ - bit of an odd way to say it, but that's what it means} 23:27.130 --> 23:31.980 Don't you just want to make some kind of joke? 23:31.980 --> 23:33.480 What the hell is with the Kinase?! 23:33.480 --> 23:35.040 Some kind of serenade? 23:35.040 --> 23:37.780 Well then, the next Nichijou is the fourth one. 23:36.470 --> 23:40.480 Narration: Masuoka Hiroshi 23:37.780 --> 23:39.660 Look forward to it! 23:39.660 --> 23:41.660