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A HELLISH BEGINNING
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A Hellish Beginning.
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THE ONIGAMI
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FAMILY
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What's going on, Mei?!
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Did you make a mess again?
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I saw a thing!
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What kind of thing?
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It made some kinda "chimi" noise!
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Was it a roach?
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No. I've never seen anything like this.
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Oh my god! You're going in barehanded?!
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I feel something.
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Be careful, Mutsumi!
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What on earth?
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It's adorable!
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It's a shortbread cookie. You like it?
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Well, that thing's not a Tsuchinoko...
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I made tea!
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Come on. Let's go, Mochi.
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"Mochi"?
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Cuz it looks like a mochi rice cake.
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Can we keep it, Mutsumi?
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Absolutely not. We can't keep such a bizarre creature.
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But it's not bizarre.
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Seems plenty bizarre to me.
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Besides, it might already have an owner.
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And they might be looking for it right now!
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Okay. Then can we let it stay here until we find its owner?
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Why not?
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I mean, the owner might be some super
rich guy who rewards us for finding it!
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Everything's always about money with you.
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Money makes the world go round.
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Well, we can't just throw the poor thing out.
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So it can stay?
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Yes, but no fussing when it comes time
to return it to the owner.
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Mei? I'm coming in!
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What's that sound?
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I don't hear anything. What's up?
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I'm going shopping.
Is there anything you want me to get?
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Nope.
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Alrighty.
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Mutsumi is totally convinced that
social media is dangerous and evil.
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She'd cancel the wi-fi if she found me
goofing around on it.
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And any place without wi-fi is just a hell on earth!
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And any place without wi-fi is a hell...
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Hell... hell...
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Perfect. Mutsumi's gone.
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I gotta hurry and do something to get rid of
this week-old lunch before she finds it.
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I totally forgot that I brought it with me,
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and went with my friend to a Chinese restaurant
where I had stir-fried liver and chives instead.
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So it was left untouched for a whole week...
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It's been hot lately, so there's no doubt it's gone bad.
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It's definitely gonna be super gross!
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Maybe I can just throw the whole thing away.
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Aw man... I asked mom to buy me
this lunch box back in elementary school.
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The design is so stupendously tacky that
I can't bring myself to throw it out!
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Plus, it might even be worth something!
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Ugh, no way...
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But I gotta!
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No, I can't do it...
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It's okay.
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It'll be just fine!
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Nothing to worry ab...
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...OUT?!
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Oh no, Mochi!
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I'm sorry, little guy!
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I'm hungry.
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Huh?
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Huh?
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Huh?!
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They're multiplying.
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Must be cell division or something.
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No way!
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It's time for dinner!
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Coming!
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Yay.
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Broiled fish head!
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I know that it's your favorite.
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Okay. Let's dig in!
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Thank you for the meal!
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How dare someone abandon these poor creatures.
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But I think we're better off with two,
since it means that they won't get lonely.
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I don't think that's the problem here.
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Hazuki! No phones at the table during dinner!
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Huh?
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What is it?
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Oh, it's nothing!
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Dibs on the eyeball!
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No fair!
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Grand Prize Winner of the Creator's Contest!
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You know, I also submitted an entry
to this creator's contest...
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It says here somebody the same age
as me got the grand prize.
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Yuck! This sucks!
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My drink got lukewarm as hell.
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...lukewarm as hell.
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...lukewarm as hell.
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...lukewarm as hell.
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No!
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What happened?!
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Oh, a tissue got mixed in with the laundry, huh?
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And this was one of my favorites...
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Tissues make my life a hell.
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Tissues make my life a hell.
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Tissues make my life a hell. Tissues make my life a hell.
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Someone is obviously just
abandoning them at our house.
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They won't get away with it.
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What should we do?
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I'm not sure.
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I wanna keep them.
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Twelve is too many.
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Where did you guys come from, Mochi?
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Help us find your bonehead of an owner.
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That one's actually Ears.
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"Ears"?
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Look. It has ear-like things on its head.
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Wow, it does!
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Each one is different now that I look at them closely.
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Yep.
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This one is Plum.
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Specks.
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Hipster.
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Mustache.
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Tiny Tiger.
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Red Pants and Blue Pants.
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Kappa.
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Wings.
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Spots.
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And finally, Mochi.
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Each one is unique and they're all awesome.
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Oh how precious you are, Mei!
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You're such a doting big sister, Mutsumi.
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THE ONIGAMI
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FAMILY
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Wouldn't it be great to stay with them like this forever?
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Most certainly not!
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Yeah, you guys eat too much.
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We'll be living in a hell of nothing
but bean sprouts starting tomorrow!
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Aw man... just bean sprouts?
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Fine by me. I like them. Bring on bean sprout hell.
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Bean sprout hell...
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Fine by me. I like them. Bring on bean sprout hell.
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Bean sprout hell... hell...
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Hell... hell...
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Where are you going, Hazuki?
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Drinking party with coworkers.
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Don't drink too much, okay?
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Okay.
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Catch you later.
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Mochi? Where'd you go?
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Huh?
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What's going on?
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They're acting weird.
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Huh?
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Behold, for I am an envoy from Hell!
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The man-eating ox demon of purgatory!
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Jabberwock the 8th!
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Imma bwack!
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Huh?
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What?
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Lulz.
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Jeez, you're drunk as a skunk.
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Prepare for hell!
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C-crap... I'm gonna...
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That's disgusting as hell.
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So like... wut izzat?
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Tremble in fear! For I am an envoy of Hell!
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The man-eating ox demon of purgatory!
Jabberwock the 8th!
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Assemble, my evil Chimimoryo spirits!
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The time for you to use the power of Hell has come!
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Chimimoryo?
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Hold on! You own these little guys?!
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Huh?
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Abandoning pets is downright disgraceful!
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You should be ashamed! People like
you have no right to raise any creature!
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What is your problem, anyway?!
How dare you trespass on our property like this!
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SILENCE!
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HIYAAAH!
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Come to my aid, minions!
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What...?
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Curses!
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It's good to know you're a coward who resorts
to using weapons against helpless ladies.
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Now I don't have to hold back.
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Get ready to suffer true hell.
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Oh, he ran for it.
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What even is that thing, anyway?
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Dunno.
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THE ENVOY FROM HELL
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The Envoy From Hell.
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This blows...
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I passed through the gates of Hell...
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Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
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and had a miserable time getting here.
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But those jerks...
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they betrayed me!
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I can't afford to go back to Hell empty-handed.
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Whatever, I'll just turn the human realm
into hell all by myself.
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It's okay.
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As long as I have this manual that I got from my senpai.
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"The first step that you must take on your quest to
plunge the human realm into hell
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is to establish a base of operations."
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"I highly recommend that you fill it with soldiers,
weapons, and other hellish instruments of torture."
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REALTOR
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So, you're interested in renting
an office space, is that right?
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Uh, sure.
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What are you cosplaying as?
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Huh?
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You're a cosplayer, right?
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Cos what?
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Well, first I'll need you to fill out this application.
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TENANT APPLICATION
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Also, do you have any form of ID on you?
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Something like a driver's license or insurance card?
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DRIVER'S LICENSE
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We accept driver's licenses, insurance cards,
and individual number cards.
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INSURANCE CARD
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INDIVIDUAL NUMBER CARD
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If you want to use a passport or
anything without an address,
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PASSPORT
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CURRENT ADDRESS
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then you'll need proof of current address such as
a copy of your most recent public utilities payments.
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CERTIFICATE OF RESIDENCE
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Furthermore, I'll need your certificate of residence
and certificate of registration of a seal,
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CERTIFICATE OF
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REGISTRATION OF A SEAL
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DOCUMENTATION TO PROVE INCOME
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as well as a bank account statement or other
documentation that can prove your current income.
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PAPERWORK HELL
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Where do you currently work?
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Oh, perhaps you're unemployed.
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That might make things difficult.
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Aw yeah, this feels great!
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I'm still upset! Who was that weirdo?
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He said he was "an envoy from Hell".
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Hell?
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The nerve! He made a huge mess of our lawn!
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I'm going to make him fix it the next time I see him!
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There's no way he's coming back.
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Huh?
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Your fit of rage totally scared him off!
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Assemble, my evil Chimimoryo spirits!
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So, hey, are you really evil Chimimoryo spirits?
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Then maybe this guy is actually...
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Look. Isn't this strange creature just the cutest?
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It's super adorbs!
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This is the kind of stuff they were doing
while I wasn't looking?!
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Perv alert!
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Chimimoryo!
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It's too late to come begging
for forgiveness, you little scamps...
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OPTICAL ILLUSION HELL
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URINE
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MARKING
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HELL
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Oh, it's raining.
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I can at least take a bath.
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I'm gonna fall into the pits of Hell!
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What's happening?
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Is something wrong?
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Wait!
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You guys...
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You'll catch cold out here.
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The bath is all ready!
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Here.
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You little guys better clean yourselves up, too.
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Argh! What do you think you're doing?!
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We gotta do something about this fur!
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I'm all over it!
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Stay still now, Mr. Hell.
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"Mr. Hell"...?
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I told you to stay still!
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Now that's a nice haircut!
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And he looks pretty good in Hazuki's clothes.
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Pardon me, but could you tell us what these little things
are?
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They're evil Chimimoryo spirits.
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You said that you came from Hell. Is that true?
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To do what?
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Well, my boss ordered me to do some research
on the human realm, you see...
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You have a boss?
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And going back to Hell empty-handed is
a workplace violation that would get me fired...
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So I can't return like this!
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Then why not live here?
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Huh?
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We should all help each other in times of need. Right?
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Yep!
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Yep!
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Well, I'm sure you must be hungry.
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Let's have dinner, shall we?
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It's time to dig in!
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Here. Have some, Mr. Hell.
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Delish!
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This is paradise!
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Hell
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This is the only spare room we have.
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Sorry for the tight fit.
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Rent'll cost you 30,000 yen.
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Huh?!
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Be sure to clean up the yard tomorrow, okay?
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Goodnight.
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It's kind of a hellhole.
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Oh well. We've successfully infiltrated the human realm!
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This is going to be the headquarters for
"Operation: Turn the human realm into hell"!
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Quiver in fear, foolish humans!
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I'm going to turn your world into a living hell!
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Money is the best lawyer in hell, as they say.
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I get the feeling we can take advantage
of these guys to make a boatload of cash!
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Are we sure it's a good idea to let them stay?
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Come on, Mutsumi! What happened to all that talk about
wanting to hire someone to do work around the house?
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Remember what mom said. Never judge a person based
on where they come from or the color of their skin!
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That's not really the issue.
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Besides, is he even considered a "person"?
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Personally speaking, I'm happy
if the Chimimo get to stick around.
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"Chimimo"?
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Yeah, I named them that because
they're Chimimoryo spirits.
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Oh, I get it.
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Well, whatever.
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Things are gonna get lively around here!
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Preview
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What?! My rent is gonna be 30,000 yen?!
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Listen here, I don't have any money!
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Huh? Get a side gig?
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What is that?
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Operation: Turn the Human Realm Into Hell
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When You Wanna Work, But It's Hell
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On the next episode, "Operation:
Turn the human realm into hell"
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and "When you wanna work, but it's hell".
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It's a twofer!