1 00:00:12,500 --> 00:00:13,708 This, 2 00:00:13,791 --> 00:00:14,958 this, 3 00:00:15,041 --> 00:00:16,208 that. 4 00:00:16,291 --> 00:00:18,541 Oh, definitely that. 5 00:00:18,625 --> 00:00:21,000 Oh, I don't know about this. 6 00:00:21,083 --> 00:00:22,375 Oh, why not? 7 00:00:22,458 --> 00:00:23,791 This one, too. 8 00:00:23,875 --> 00:00:25,625 Andrealphus! 9 00:00:25,708 --> 00:00:29,041 There's hardly any of my furniture left. 10 00:00:29,125 --> 00:00:30,666 You can't do this to me. 11 00:00:30,750 --> 00:00:32,583 I like my things. 12 00:00:32,666 --> 00:00:34,375 Stella, we've talked about this. 13 00:00:34,458 --> 00:00:36,083 I'm not doing it to you. 14 00:00:36,166 --> 00:00:38,291 I'm doing it for you. 15 00:00:38,375 --> 00:00:40,083 And these things aren't really yours. 16 00:00:40,166 --> 00:00:42,083 Technically, they're Stolas's. 17 00:00:42,166 --> 00:00:43,625 Which makes them mine. 18 00:00:43,708 --> 00:00:45,375 Until Via comes of age. 19 00:00:45,458 --> 00:00:48,125 I thought you took his throne for a hundred years. 20 00:00:48,208 --> 00:00:49,708 His title, his duties, 21 00:00:49,791 --> 00:00:51,541 his legions, yes. 22 00:00:51,625 --> 00:00:55,208 But his estate passes to Via on her 18th birthday. 23 00:00:55,291 --> 00:00:57,375 Which is...? 24 00:00:57,458 --> 00:00:59,416 Soon? 25 00:00:59,500 --> 00:01:01,375 Next month, you f... 26 00:01:02,541 --> 00:01:04,166 She's your daughter. 27 00:01:04,250 --> 00:01:06,625 It's like you have to try to be this dense. 28 00:01:06,708 --> 00:01:09,083 I'm not good with numbers. I've told you that. 29 00:01:09,166 --> 00:01:11,666 Yes, you've told me a lot of stupid shit. 30 00:01:13,083 --> 00:01:16,083 {\an8}The point, dear sister, 31 00:01:16,166 --> 00:01:18,666 {\an8}is that we have a month to auction off everything we can 32 00:01:18,750 --> 00:01:21,625 {\an8}before you lose your chance at a proper nest egg. 33 00:01:21,708 --> 00:01:22,708 Forever. 34 00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:25,166 But what about Octavia? 35 00:01:25,250 --> 00:01:27,708 Do you really intend to leave her with next to nothing? 36 00:01:27,791 --> 00:01:30,375 Oh, now you care. 37 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:31,875 Oh, she'll be fine. 38 00:01:31,958 --> 00:01:33,916 I'm not touching her belongings, 39 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,583 only Stolas's. 40 00:01:35,666 --> 00:01:39,041 Besides, it's only a matter of time before she's married off 41 00:01:39,125 --> 00:01:42,500 and living in some other prince's palace anyway. 42 00:01:42,583 --> 00:01:44,625 Mm, speaking of, 43 00:01:44,708 --> 00:01:46,833 have you found any potential suitors? 44 00:01:46,916 --> 00:01:48,916 I know she's all moody and insufferable, 45 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:52,375 but there has to be one or two out there you can find. 46 00:01:52,458 --> 00:01:55,250 Ooh, how about Shax's boy? 47 00:01:55,333 --> 00:01:58,416 He's ruggedly well-endowed. 48 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:07,541 Mm, not my mold collection. 49 00:02:07,625 --> 00:02:10,291 I grew most of them from spores. 50 00:02:12,208 --> 00:02:13,416 Oh, no. 51 00:02:14,583 --> 00:02:16,333 Not that. 52 00:02:16,416 --> 00:02:18,333 Oh, damn it. 53 00:02:18,416 --> 00:02:19,791 Heya, Big Bird. 54 00:02:19,875 --> 00:02:21,541 Why the long face? 55 00:02:21,625 --> 00:02:24,166 Did-did you get Moxxie to critique your smut again? 56 00:02:24,250 --> 00:02:26,166 Ugh. He called it derivative. 57 00:02:26,250 --> 00:02:27,250 How could it be? 58 00:02:27,333 --> 00:02:29,083 But, no, Stella and her brother 59 00:02:29,166 --> 00:02:31,541 are apparently auctioning everything I've ever owned-- 60 00:02:31,625 --> 00:02:34,666 my art, my books, my-my-my plants. 61 00:02:35,250 --> 00:02:36,916 All of this was meant for Via, 62 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:38,666 and now she'll never... 63 00:02:38,750 --> 00:02:39,750 Wait. 64 00:02:40,750 --> 00:02:41,750 Wait. 65 00:02:41,833 --> 00:02:43,416 What? No. What? 66 00:02:43,500 --> 00:02:45,166 They wouldn't dare, would they? 67 00:02:45,250 --> 00:02:46,416 Via's birthday's so soon. 68 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,458 It can't be here. It can't. 69 00:02:48,541 --> 00:02:50,125 Oh, that fucking bitch! 70 00:02:50,208 --> 00:02:53,000 Mm-hmm. Yeah, she's a huge fucking bitch. 71 00:02:53,083 --> 00:02:54,458 But for-for what, though? 72 00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:55,541 This! 73 00:02:56,125 --> 00:02:58,833 Wow, that's, uh, really old? 74 00:02:58,916 --> 00:03:00,583 What is...? What-what am I looking at here? 75 00:03:00,666 --> 00:03:01,833 A locket. 76 00:03:01,916 --> 00:03:03,625 From my mother. 77 00:03:03,708 --> 00:03:05,375 It's the only thing of hers I've ever had. 78 00:03:05,458 --> 00:03:06,458 What happened to her? 79 00:03:06,541 --> 00:03:07,583 Gone. 80 00:03:07,666 --> 00:03:09,750 Since just after I was born. 81 00:03:09,833 --> 00:03:12,250 This was my only connection to her. 82 00:03:12,333 --> 00:03:17,083 And that witch is going to sell it off as if it's some worthless trinket. 83 00:03:17,166 --> 00:03:18,750 Can't we just, I don't know, buy it ourselves? 84 00:03:18,833 --> 00:03:20,625 I mean, you're rich. You were rich. 85 00:03:20,708 --> 00:03:22,041 Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho. 86 00:03:22,125 --> 00:03:26,458 I think you're wildly underestimating how much money the Goetia have 87 00:03:26,541 --> 00:03:28,333 and how much they hate me now. 88 00:03:28,416 --> 00:03:31,708 Even the most worthless item is sure to go for a small fortune, 89 00:03:31,791 --> 00:03:34,333 just so they can have the pleasure of destroying it, 90 00:03:34,416 --> 00:03:35,625 lording it over me, 91 00:03:35,708 --> 00:03:36,791 or both. 92 00:03:36,875 --> 00:03:38,666 It's-it's hopeless. 93 00:03:41,375 --> 00:03:42,416 All right. 94 00:03:49,666 --> 00:03:52,041 - What are you doing? - Whiteboard. 95 00:03:52,125 --> 00:03:53,125 Oh, nothing. 96 00:03:53,208 --> 00:03:56,750 Just preparing for my third fucking heist from the same Goetic palace. 97 00:03:56,833 --> 00:03:58,250 You know this is, like, rule number one 98 00:03:58,333 --> 00:04:01,583 on the thieving folks' Do Not Fucking Do list, right? 99 00:04:01,666 --> 00:04:03,416 So we better plan this thing correctly. 100 00:04:03,500 --> 00:04:05,458 - Heist? - Well, yeah, dummy. 101 00:04:05,541 --> 00:04:07,250 You don't think I'm gonna let some other asshole 102 00:04:07,333 --> 00:04:09,333 get their grubby little mitts on your m... 103 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,500 your mom thing, do you? 104 00:04:11,583 --> 00:04:14,375 You, you want to rob Stella 105 00:04:14,458 --> 00:04:15,458 for me? 106 00:04:15,541 --> 00:04:18,500 I know. I'm fucking awesome, aren't I? 107 00:04:18,583 --> 00:04:20,083 Just leave everything to me. 108 00:04:30,791 --> 00:04:32,416 All right! 109 00:04:32,500 --> 00:04:33,500 Okay, step one. 110 00:04:33,583 --> 00:04:34,750 We go to this auction-- 111 00:04:34,833 --> 00:04:36,458 you attending obviously as yourself, 112 00:04:36,541 --> 00:04:39,333 and I'll be disguised as your servile, submissive, 113 00:04:39,416 --> 00:04:40,791 and breedable little servant. 114 00:04:40,875 --> 00:04:45,000 This will get me access to the side entrance in the kitchen for... 115 00:04:45,083 --> 00:04:46,083 step next. 116 00:04:46,166 --> 00:04:49,416 You stay in the back and try not to be noticed by any dumb fucking birds 117 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:51,125 or miscellaneous critters... 118 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:53,291 ...while I change to look like a sexy waiter 119 00:04:53,375 --> 00:04:56,416 and slip into the servants' corridors unnoticed to make my way 120 00:04:56,500 --> 00:05:00,625 to the balcony over the holding area for the auction goods. 121 00:05:00,708 --> 00:05:02,750 Now, uh, part, uh, "C." 122 00:05:02,833 --> 00:05:05,541 When I give you the signal, make a fucking scene, Stolas. 123 00:05:05,625 --> 00:05:08,125 Make it massive, dramatic. Really turn on the waterworks. 124 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:09,250 Say something depressing. 125 00:05:09,333 --> 00:05:12,375 Get people to cry about your life being ruined or some shit. 126 00:05:12,458 --> 00:05:14,375 {\an8}Now time for step... my favorite step. 127 00:05:14,458 --> 00:05:15,916 While everyone's distracted, 128 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:19,375 I rappel down from the balcony and swipe the fucking locket. 129 00:05:19,458 --> 00:05:21,541 Then I rappel back up the way I came, 130 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:23,541 make my way out of the kitchen and over to the car, 131 00:05:23,625 --> 00:05:25,916 where I'll be waiting for you to get thrown out shortly after 132 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,541 for being a whiny little bitch. 133 00:05:27,625 --> 00:05:29,000 Step last. 134 00:05:29,083 --> 00:05:32,250 We drive off together, laughing victoriously, 135 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:35,916 because you are holding the best damn birthday gift 136 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,166 your daughter could ask for. 137 00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:40,208 - Any questions? - Did you really have to draw me like that? 138 00:05:40,291 --> 00:05:42,166 I did. Now let's get to work. 139 00:05:45,458 --> 00:05:46,625 Okay. You ready? 140 00:05:46,708 --> 00:05:48,750 No. But I suppose I must be. 141 00:05:48,833 --> 00:05:49,833 For Via. 142 00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:51,416 For Vi... Yes, yeah. 143 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:54,791 Via. We are, we are doing this for Via. 144 00:05:56,041 --> 00:05:57,041 Good luck, Blitzo. 145 00:05:57,125 --> 00:05:59,708 I don't need luck. I got skills. 146 00:06:00,958 --> 00:06:01,958 Shit! 147 00:06:02,041 --> 00:06:03,250 Who the fuck parks there?! 148 00:06:03,333 --> 00:06:04,833 I mean, come on! 149 00:06:04,916 --> 00:06:08,166 Oh, yes. My brother really wanted to be here. 150 00:06:08,250 --> 00:06:09,458 I just want to be supportive. 151 00:06:09,541 --> 00:06:11,000 Name and title 152 00:06:11,083 --> 00:06:12,083 so I might announce you. 153 00:06:12,166 --> 00:06:13,541 Oh. No, no. There's no need. 154 00:06:13,625 --> 00:06:16,166 Name and title, if you please. 155 00:06:16,250 --> 00:06:17,666 Um, Stolas. 156 00:06:17,750 --> 00:06:20,833 Uh, prin... Well, former prince of the Ars Goetia. 157 00:06:20,916 --> 00:06:22,958 Oh! Um... Pri... um... 158 00:06:23,041 --> 00:06:25,083 Stolas, welcome. 159 00:06:27,041 --> 00:06:31,083 Disgraced former prince Stolas 160 00:06:31,166 --> 00:06:34,583 of the Ars Goetia! 161 00:06:36,208 --> 00:06:38,000 Oh, my Satan. 162 00:06:45,791 --> 00:06:47,500 Oh, fuck me. 163 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,500 Uh, hey there. 164 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:57,500 I'm-a one of the drivers. 165 00:06:57,583 --> 00:06:58,583 My name is-- 166 00:06:58,666 --> 00:06:59,666 Wait a minute. 167 00:06:59,750 --> 00:07:01,083 Are you Blitzo? 168 00:07:01,166 --> 00:07:02,666 You're Blitzo, right? 169 00:07:02,750 --> 00:07:04,625 No. My name-a Giuseppe. 170 00:07:04,708 --> 00:07:06,125 I drive-a the cars. 171 00:07:06,208 --> 00:07:07,583 Ow-a! My mustache! 172 00:07:07,666 --> 00:07:08,791 Oh, shit. 173 00:07:08,875 --> 00:07:10,458 Satan's taint. 174 00:07:10,541 --> 00:07:12,166 It is Blitzo. 175 00:07:12,250 --> 00:07:14,083 Hey! Everyone, check out 176 00:07:14,166 --> 00:07:15,166 who's here. 177 00:07:15,250 --> 00:07:17,708 No, no, no. I'm-a just-a Giuseppe. 178 00:07:17,791 --> 00:07:19,833 I'm a drivey little fellow. 179 00:07:25,958 --> 00:07:27,666 Can I get a picture, man? 180 00:07:27,750 --> 00:07:29,250 I can't believe I get to meet you. 181 00:07:29,333 --> 00:07:30,708 I'm honored. 182 00:07:30,791 --> 00:07:32,708 You got to sign this for my kid. 183 00:07:32,791 --> 00:07:33,791 Oh, Blitzo, 184 00:07:33,875 --> 00:07:35,291 - I love you! - Yeah, thank you. 185 00:07:35,375 --> 00:07:36,375 Th-Thank you, everyone. 186 00:07:36,458 --> 00:07:37,958 I-I got to go, uh... 187 00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:39,041 drop a hot shit. 188 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,166 Don't follow me. It's gonna be vile. 189 00:07:41,250 --> 00:07:42,208 Bye. 190 00:07:44,666 --> 00:07:46,125 Blitzo Buckzo? 191 00:07:49,708 --> 00:07:50,708 Fuck! 192 00:07:50,791 --> 00:07:53,166 Oh, I love parties. 193 00:07:53,250 --> 00:07:55,041 - I just love them. - Did you know 194 00:07:55,125 --> 00:07:56,500 he's paying taxes? 195 00:07:56,583 --> 00:07:58,125 Like a poor person. 196 00:08:01,333 --> 00:08:04,083 Stolas...! 197 00:08:04,166 --> 00:08:05,708 Oh. Um, I, um, uh... 198 00:08:05,791 --> 00:08:08,458 - Shit. - How dare you come to this palace? 199 00:08:08,541 --> 00:08:09,541 You are banished. 200 00:08:09,625 --> 00:08:12,291 You have no place here among your betters. 201 00:08:12,375 --> 00:08:14,208 Everyone here knows that Stolas-- 202 00:08:14,291 --> 00:08:16,000 Is my guest. 203 00:08:17,166 --> 00:08:21,750 You did say we could bring whoever we wanted, correct, Stella? 204 00:08:21,833 --> 00:08:27,625 To "share in the humiliation and ridicule of my former husband." 205 00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:30,333 Well, I obviously didn't mean him! 206 00:08:30,416 --> 00:08:32,125 What will the Goetia think if I-- 207 00:08:32,208 --> 00:08:35,000 Well, speaking for myself and fellows, 208 00:08:35,083 --> 00:08:36,916 I think they'd think 209 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:40,791 you are honoring what you said on your invitation. 210 00:08:40,875 --> 00:08:42,791 Cualquiera puede asistir. 211 00:08:42,875 --> 00:08:44,583 Oh. It was 212 00:08:44,666 --> 00:08:46,583 - very gracious of you, querida. - Oh. 213 00:08:48,125 --> 00:08:49,375 Thank you. 214 00:08:51,583 --> 00:08:53,375 Fine. Stay. 215 00:08:53,458 --> 00:08:56,291 I don't care. I'll enjoy watching your stupid face 216 00:08:56,375 --> 00:08:59,291 as I sell every stupid thing you've ever cared about. 217 00:09:00,416 --> 00:09:03,333 Honored as always to have you here, Prince Vassago. 218 00:09:03,416 --> 00:09:06,458 Even with your shitty taste in company. 219 00:09:09,708 --> 00:09:11,458 Thank you for that. Um... 220 00:09:11,541 --> 00:09:13,333 It's been so long, I... 221 00:09:13,416 --> 00:09:14,541 Oh. 222 00:09:14,625 --> 00:09:16,875 Don't tell me you forgot about me. 223 00:09:16,958 --> 00:09:18,041 No, of course not. 224 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:20,583 Apologies. I-I just don't think I wanted to... 225 00:09:20,666 --> 00:09:22,458 dwell on-- 226 00:09:22,541 --> 00:09:23,666 So... 227 00:09:24,208 --> 00:09:27,083 It's been almost 20 years, mi amigo. 228 00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:28,375 What have you been up to? 229 00:09:28,458 --> 00:09:30,833 Other than being banished, of course. 230 00:09:30,916 --> 00:09:32,000 Sorry about that, by the way. 231 00:09:32,083 --> 00:09:33,125 I-I was there. 232 00:09:34,583 --> 00:09:35,583 You were? 233 00:09:35,666 --> 00:09:36,666 Oh, fuck. 234 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:37,750 Um... 235 00:09:37,833 --> 00:09:39,041 I should go. 236 00:09:39,125 --> 00:09:40,916 No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. 237 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,750 It's okay. Really. 238 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,541 It's been a while. 239 00:09:45,625 --> 00:09:47,708 Maybe we can catch up a bit. 240 00:09:47,791 --> 00:09:49,000 Buy you a drink? 241 00:09:49,083 --> 00:09:50,541 Oh, gods, yes. 242 00:09:50,625 --> 00:09:52,333 He just can't help himself. 243 00:09:52,416 --> 00:09:53,416 Can I have a drink? 244 00:10:10,291 --> 00:10:13,833 Honestly, I didn't really expect to see my old classmate singing 245 00:10:13,916 --> 00:10:17,166 about betrayal and ambition right in Satan's face. 246 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:20,083 It was, it was pretty impressive, all things considered. 247 00:10:20,166 --> 00:10:22,375 Didn't, didn't expect that from you. 248 00:10:22,458 --> 00:10:25,416 You didn't expect me to be such a treasonous fool? 249 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:26,916 No, no, no, no. 250 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:30,458 Just to be brave like that. 251 00:10:30,541 --> 00:10:32,541 It's really good to see you again, Stolas. 252 00:10:32,625 --> 00:10:33,875 It's good to see you, too. 253 00:10:33,958 --> 00:10:35,458 You sure got... 254 00:10:35,541 --> 00:10:36,541 older. 255 00:10:36,625 --> 00:10:37,708 I mean you're handsome now. 256 00:10:37,791 --> 00:10:39,750 Uh, not that you weren't before. I mean... 257 00:10:39,833 --> 00:10:41,208 I'll be quiet. 258 00:10:42,666 --> 00:10:45,166 Podría decir lo mismo de ti, pero... 259 00:10:45,250 --> 00:10:46,375 siempre lo has sido. 260 00:10:46,458 --> 00:10:47,916 Uh, I only caught a little of that. 261 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,083 You look good, too, Stolas. 262 00:10:50,166 --> 00:10:52,000 Me encanta tu sonrisa. 263 00:10:52,583 --> 00:10:54,583 Did you get that one? 264 00:10:54,666 --> 00:10:55,833 Yes, I did. 265 00:10:57,708 --> 00:10:58,708 Psst. 266 00:10:58,791 --> 00:10:59,916 Stolas. 267 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,791 No, thank you. We're fine. 268 00:11:01,875 --> 00:11:03,500 Ow! 269 00:11:03,583 --> 00:11:04,916 - Stolas. - Blitzo, what are you-- 270 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,541 The servants' corridors are a no-go. 271 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:08,166 Is there some other way up to the balcony? 272 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:10,250 Through the second floor of the library, but that way-- 273 00:11:10,333 --> 00:11:11,500 Thanks. 274 00:11:12,708 --> 00:11:15,291 Not to come off as ungrateful, 275 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:16,875 but what are you doing here? 276 00:11:16,958 --> 00:11:19,666 It seems everyone is here to revel in my humiliation. 277 00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:21,916 I would hope... 278 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,041 that's not the case with you? 279 00:11:23,125 --> 00:11:24,208 No. Far from it. 280 00:11:24,791 --> 00:11:26,541 I'm here to win one specific item 281 00:11:26,625 --> 00:11:29,416 I didn't want falling into anyone else's hands. 282 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:30,916 Ladies and gentlemen 283 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,583 of the Ars Goetia, welcome. 284 00:11:33,666 --> 00:11:36,750 Tonight we have for you a selection of items for sale 285 00:11:36,833 --> 00:11:39,166 belonging to the one, the only, 286 00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:42,583 the utter embarrassment Stolas. 287 00:11:42,666 --> 00:11:46,875 Who was, who was gracious enough to join us tonight. 288 00:11:46,958 --> 00:11:48,916 Everyone... feel free 289 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,833 to point and laugh to your hearts' content. 290 00:12:08,291 --> 00:12:10,625 Hey! Wait, are you Blitzo Buckzo? 291 00:12:10,708 --> 00:12:12,083 Uh, yeah? 292 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:13,166 Whoa! 293 00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:14,958 What are you doing here? 294 00:12:15,041 --> 00:12:16,333 You gonna fuck with another prince? 295 00:12:17,375 --> 00:12:18,541 Can I help? 296 00:12:18,625 --> 00:12:19,875 Uh... 297 00:12:20,708 --> 00:12:23,583 Can you get me to the balcony over the auction stuff? 298 00:12:23,666 --> 00:12:25,333 Fuck yes. 299 00:12:25,416 --> 00:12:28,875 The next item up for bid is a journal from Stolas's youth. 300 00:12:28,958 --> 00:12:31,791 Sure to be full of embarrassing stories 301 00:12:31,875 --> 00:12:34,500 about being a lonely, pathetic, 302 00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:37,083 unloved little brat. 303 00:12:37,166 --> 00:12:39,416 Hilarious fun for the whole family. 304 00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:42,000 Should we start the bidding at 100,000? 305 00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:55,625 Dear journal, 306 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,583 another birthday in the books. 307 00:12:57,666 --> 00:12:59,958 Mortimer gifted me a rare ghost orchid flower 308 00:13:00,041 --> 00:13:03,125 {\an8}from Earth. It apparently excels in hot places. 309 00:13:03,208 --> 00:13:06,916 But more exciting still is that today is my first day of arcane training. 310 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,958 I will be under the tutelage of Master Barbatos, 311 00:13:10,041 --> 00:13:12,500 along with one other apprentice. 312 00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:13,625 I cannot wait. 313 00:13:13,708 --> 00:13:14,708 If things go well, 314 00:13:14,791 --> 00:13:18,458 I might finally have a friendship that lasts longer than a day. 315 00:13:19,333 --> 00:13:20,708 Dear journal, 316 00:13:20,791 --> 00:13:22,625 I can't believe it. 317 00:13:22,708 --> 00:13:26,458 Vassago is coming over today to practice our magic out of class. 318 00:13:26,541 --> 00:13:30,333 I'm sure Master Barbatos would be furious if he knew what we were up to. 319 00:13:30,416 --> 00:13:31,375 Is it too much? 320 00:13:31,458 --> 00:13:33,750 Well, that depends. 321 00:13:33,833 --> 00:13:35,500 Is it a study session? 322 00:13:35,583 --> 00:13:37,541 Or a night at the opera? 323 00:13:37,625 --> 00:13:39,166 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 324 00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:41,291 - Just studying. Studying. - Hmm. 325 00:13:41,875 --> 00:13:44,375 Then, uh, perhaps lose the ruffles. 326 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,541 Thank you, Mortimer. 327 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,166 I'll get it, Mortimer. I'll get it. 328 00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:58,125 Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. 329 00:13:58,208 --> 00:13:59,583 Vassago! 330 00:14:00,375 --> 00:14:01,375 Hey. 331 00:14:01,458 --> 00:14:03,375 Stolas. Mi amigo. 332 00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:06,291 Wow, you lounge around the house in that? 333 00:14:06,375 --> 00:14:08,375 Uy. Very fancy. 334 00:14:08,458 --> 00:14:10,125 Yes. 335 00:14:10,208 --> 00:14:11,875 I did tell my butler it was 336 00:14:11,958 --> 00:14:13,625 - a bit too much. - Hmm. 337 00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:17,958 Well, I'll be careful not to singe your ruffles. 338 00:14:18,041 --> 00:14:20,416 Been practicing but still seem a bit... 339 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,583 explosive. 340 00:14:22,666 --> 00:14:25,083 Yes, explosions are cool. 341 00:14:26,416 --> 00:14:28,750 Vassago is incredible at drawing sigils, 342 00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:30,500 so I asked him if he would tutor me on the side. 343 00:14:30,583 --> 00:14:31,625 He said that he would 344 00:14:31,708 --> 00:14:34,625 but only if I teach him about the incredible plants on the property. 345 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,250 My plants. 346 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:37,791 I don't know if he's interested or just being nice, 347 00:14:37,875 --> 00:14:42,416 but I don't really care because I think I can call him a real friend. 348 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:45,416 Is it sad it's taken me so long to have another friend? 349 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:49,958 P.S. Is it just me or is Vassago, like, really hot? 350 00:14:50,041 --> 00:14:52,041 And this one's named Franklin. 351 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,208 And this one's named Roosevelt. 352 00:14:54,291 --> 00:14:56,458 And this one's named Steven. 353 00:14:56,541 --> 00:14:58,583 And this one's named Gary. 354 00:14:58,666 --> 00:15:00,750 And this one's named Gertrude. 355 00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:04,375 Wait. 356 00:15:07,416 --> 00:15:08,500 Dear journal... 357 00:15:09,083 --> 00:15:11,875 Vassago and I are growing powerful. 358 00:15:11,958 --> 00:15:13,708 Our spells are stable, 359 00:15:13,791 --> 00:15:15,625 and we are closely approaching the day 360 00:15:15,708 --> 00:15:19,458 where we will be able to fulfill our duties without assistance. 361 00:15:19,541 --> 00:15:24,958 I am continuously impressed with the skill and finesse Vassago exhibits 362 00:15:25,041 --> 00:15:26,958 in his magic. 363 00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:32,583 As excited as I am to complete my training, 364 00:15:32,666 --> 00:15:34,000 I am... 365 00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:36,541 disheartened at the idea 366 00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:38,958 of my time with Vassago coming to an end 367 00:15:39,041 --> 00:15:40,583 and my impending wedding with... 368 00:15:40,666 --> 00:15:42,166 Stolas! 369 00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:43,583 ...Stella. 370 00:15:43,666 --> 00:15:48,333 Have you seen what these planners are trying to do to our wedding?! 371 00:15:48,416 --> 00:15:49,541 Cyan? 372 00:15:49,625 --> 00:15:52,083 What about me says cyan? 373 00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:53,583 Yes, darling. What do you need? 374 00:15:53,666 --> 00:15:58,125 Be a man for once and tell those planners they will be listening to me 375 00:15:58,208 --> 00:15:59,791 and not my brother when it comes 376 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:01,583 - to the color scheme! - Dear journal... 377 00:16:02,541 --> 00:16:04,000 It's graduation day. 378 00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:07,208 Vassago and I have received the highest honors from Master Barbatos. 379 00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:11,416 We are entering high society as two of the most powerful individuals in Hell. 380 00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:14,958 It is the first day of the rest of my eternal life as a Goetia. 381 00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:18,583 So why does it instead feel like my life's over? 382 00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:27,333 It's nice that Stolas finally debuted. 383 00:16:27,416 --> 00:16:31,416 Still not sure how fitting a husband he'll be for my sister. 384 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:33,708 At least he's a prince. 385 00:16:33,791 --> 00:16:34,916 Mm. 386 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,458 Not as cool as a marquis. 387 00:16:59,708 --> 00:17:00,916 Whoa! 388 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,291 Vassago, what are you-- 389 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,833 Oh. I'm sorry. 390 00:17:06,916 --> 00:17:09,166 I've been wanting to do that all year. 391 00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:10,625 A-And I thought you might, too. 392 00:17:10,708 --> 00:17:12,458 Sorry if not. I-I'm so, I'm so sorry. 393 00:17:12,541 --> 00:17:13,791 No. No, I did. 394 00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:15,416 I-I-I really did. 395 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:16,958 That was... 396 00:17:17,041 --> 00:17:18,291 very nice. 397 00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:20,875 - But Stella-- - Forget about Stella. 398 00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:22,375 Stolas, let's get out of here. 399 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:23,458 Out of the academy? 400 00:17:23,541 --> 00:17:25,250 The party isn't over yet. 401 00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:27,208 No. Out of Pride. 402 00:17:27,291 --> 00:17:28,625 We can go anywhere, 403 00:17:28,708 --> 00:17:31,083 do anything, be together. 404 00:17:31,166 --> 00:17:33,416 We could go live on the sun 405 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,500 or, or a, or a deserted island. 406 00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:37,875 - What do you think? - Well, the sun is a bit impractical. 407 00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:39,458 This doesn't sound very thought-through. 408 00:17:39,541 --> 00:17:41,250 But I want to. 409 00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:42,375 Gods, do I want to. 410 00:17:42,458 --> 00:17:44,458 But what about our duties, our responsibilities? 411 00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:45,666 We are Goetic princes. 412 00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:48,416 Hell has existed so long, 413 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,583 and it'll be here when we get back, 414 00:17:50,666 --> 00:17:52,166 on our terms, 415 00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:54,000 when we're ready. 416 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,541 {\an8}♪ I see in your eyes ♪ 417 00:18:56,625 --> 00:18:59,000 ♪ the risk of flying ♪ 418 00:18:59,083 --> 00:19:03,416 ♪ high ♪ 419 00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:06,000 ♪ But I belong in a cage ♪ 420 00:19:06,083 --> 00:19:08,458 ♪ Love can't just be fun ♪ 421 00:19:08,541 --> 00:19:10,708 ♪ Even if I try ♪ 422 00:19:10,791 --> 00:19:14,333 ♪ would it be a lie? ♪ 423 00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:57,291 ♪ If I let myself go ♪ 424 00:19:57,375 --> 00:19:59,875 ♪ to be carried by your song ♪ 425 00:19:59,958 --> 00:20:01,458 ♪ what will happen ♪ 426 00:20:01,541 --> 00:20:04,625 {\an8}♪ to my own? ♪ 427 00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,916 ♪ If I let myself try ♪ 428 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,583 ♪ maybe these young wings can fly ♪ 429 00:20:13,666 --> 00:20:17,833 ♪ under our crimson sky ♪ 430 00:20:17,916 --> 00:20:20,791 ♪ Our crimson sky ♪ 431 00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:22,500 ♪ Our crimson ♪ 432 00:20:22,583 --> 00:20:26,000 ♪ Sky ♪ 433 00:20:26,083 --> 00:20:29,708 ♪ sky ♪ 434 00:20:36,541 --> 00:20:38,666 ♪ If I give you my hand ♪ 435 00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:41,416 ♪ and I take your hand ♪ 436 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:44,916 ♪ I could lose my soul ♪ 437 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:49,083 ♪ My lament of longing ♪ 438 00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:52,458 ♪ This is now my only choice ♪ 439 00:20:52,541 --> 00:20:56,083 ♪ My shadowed heart is lonely ♪ 440 00:20:56,166 --> 00:21:02,416 ♪ I can't seem to find my voice ♪ 441 00:21:07,375 --> 00:21:09,375 So, are you ready? 442 00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:12,791 I want to be. 443 00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:14,875 But I can't, Vassago. 444 00:21:14,958 --> 00:21:16,791 I have to do right by my father. 445 00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:19,708 By Stella, by the entire Goetia family. 446 00:21:19,791 --> 00:21:23,500 This last year has been the best of my life... 447 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,041 ...but it's over. 448 00:21:26,125 --> 00:21:27,791 It has to be. 449 00:21:27,875 --> 00:21:29,708 It's my duty to produce an heir. 450 00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:32,625 I'm sorry. 451 00:21:43,958 --> 00:21:48,416 Dear journal, I've felt this way only once before, 452 00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:50,583 but Vassago isn't a fantasy. 453 00:21:51,583 --> 00:21:53,458 He's offered me something real, 454 00:21:53,541 --> 00:21:56,333 and I was too afraid of what would happen if I took it. 455 00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:59,708 I can't stop thinking about him, about what could have been. 456 00:22:00,375 --> 00:22:02,958 It's destroying me inside, making me miserable. 457 00:22:03,458 --> 00:22:05,666 But what I want doesn't matter. 458 00:22:05,750 --> 00:22:08,750 Stella is expecting an egg soon. 459 00:22:08,833 --> 00:22:10,833 This is my purpose. 460 00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:14,625 Perhaps I can find joy in being a father. 461 00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:16,541 Only time will tell. 462 00:22:18,791 --> 00:22:20,750 I'm truly sorry, Vassago. 463 00:22:20,833 --> 00:22:21,833 Sold! 464 00:22:21,916 --> 00:22:23,833 To Prince Vassago. 465 00:22:23,916 --> 00:22:26,125 - What? - I told you. 466 00:22:26,208 --> 00:22:28,291 Just one thing. 467 00:22:30,208 --> 00:22:31,333 Wow. 468 00:22:31,416 --> 00:22:34,541 You don't want to read your prize first? 469 00:22:34,625 --> 00:22:37,916 Eh, I'm pretty sure I know what's in there. 470 00:22:43,791 --> 00:22:46,250 No, no, no, no. Shit, shit. 471 00:22:47,541 --> 00:22:49,958 Ow! Get back here, you bitch! 472 00:22:50,041 --> 00:22:52,708 Stolas, uh, I was, uh, wondering-- 473 00:22:52,791 --> 00:22:54,541 - No! - Oh! Okay. 474 00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:57,041 Sorry. I didn't mean to offend you. 475 00:22:57,125 --> 00:23:00,541 The next item is some old locket. 476 00:23:00,625 --> 00:23:02,000 Not much to speak of. 477 00:23:02,083 --> 00:23:04,666 It's dreadfully pedestrian. 478 00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:07,541 Andrealphus, please! You can't! 479 00:23:07,625 --> 00:23:09,958 But Stolas seems to like this piece of shit, 480 00:23:10,041 --> 00:23:13,500 so, uh, let's start at 100,000. 481 00:23:14,416 --> 00:23:16,791 Stolas, what's so special about that thing? 482 00:23:16,875 --> 00:23:19,416 It, it was meant for Via. 483 00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:21,250 It was my mother's. 484 00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:22,958 - 200,000! - What? 485 00:23:23,041 --> 00:23:24,833 Oh, no. 486 00:23:24,916 --> 00:23:26,583 Oh, fuck no! 487 00:23:26,666 --> 00:23:28,375 300,000! 488 00:23:28,458 --> 00:23:30,625 Stella, what the fuck are you doing? 489 00:23:30,708 --> 00:23:33,000 He's going to give it to Stolas. 490 00:23:33,083 --> 00:23:36,500 Stella, you're supposed to make money on these things, 491 00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:38,333 not spend it. 492 00:23:38,416 --> 00:23:41,583 I don't care! 400,000. 493 00:23:41,666 --> 00:23:45,583 You're already the top bid, you stupid... 494 00:23:45,666 --> 00:23:48,583 - Anyone else? - 600,000! 495 00:23:49,166 --> 00:23:50,333 Hey, you! 496 00:23:50,416 --> 00:23:51,541 Hey, get back here! 497 00:23:58,166 --> 00:24:00,000 Holy shit, you're Blitzo. 498 00:24:00,083 --> 00:24:01,416 Can I get a selfie? 499 00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:02,416 Oh! 500 00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:04,416 700,000. 501 00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:05,708 850,000. 502 00:24:05,791 --> 00:24:07,333 900,000. 503 00:24:07,416 --> 00:24:09,208 900,001. 504 00:24:09,291 --> 00:24:11,291 Fuck you! One million! 505 00:24:11,375 --> 00:24:15,041 No, fuck you! One hundred millones! 506 00:24:16,916 --> 00:24:19,500 Okay. Did not expect that, but okay. 507 00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:21,791 Sold to Prince Vassago. 508 00:24:21,875 --> 00:24:24,166 Please deliver the locket. 509 00:24:25,458 --> 00:24:27,458 You! Guards! 510 00:24:27,541 --> 00:24:29,125 Sorry about this, 511 00:24:29,208 --> 00:24:30,583 Mr. Blitzo. 512 00:24:30,666 --> 00:24:32,041 Blitzo. No. 513 00:24:32,125 --> 00:24:35,583 Uh, uh, unhand my valet at once. 514 00:24:35,666 --> 00:24:37,875 Your what now? 515 00:24:37,958 --> 00:24:40,916 He's, he's working for me tonight, Andrealphus. 516 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,166 Merely securing my property. 517 00:24:42,250 --> 00:24:45,083 You'll have to pardon me for breaking protocol, but... 518 00:24:45,166 --> 00:24:49,083 I did just promise you a lot of money for it. 519 00:24:49,166 --> 00:24:51,500 Right you are. 520 00:24:51,583 --> 00:24:53,000 Unhand the imp. 521 00:24:54,416 --> 00:24:58,125 Play along, little one. 522 00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:01,833 Why-why don't you bring my car around 523 00:25:01,916 --> 00:25:04,666 before you cause these nice people any more alarm? 524 00:25:04,750 --> 00:25:07,125 - Por favor. - Whatever you say... 525 00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:11,208 ...sir. 526 00:25:11,291 --> 00:25:12,416 Okay. 527 00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:14,291 We really should be leaving. 528 00:25:14,375 --> 00:25:16,708 Hasta luego. 529 00:25:16,791 --> 00:25:18,791 Oh, I almost forgot. 530 00:25:18,875 --> 00:25:21,583 Your locket, mi principe. 531 00:25:21,666 --> 00:25:24,625 I... I can't believe it. 532 00:25:24,708 --> 00:25:26,083 Vassago, you... 533 00:25:27,416 --> 00:25:28,708 Thank you. 534 00:25:29,708 --> 00:25:32,000 But why? 535 00:25:32,083 --> 00:25:35,333 Because I meant what I wrote in there. 536 00:25:36,333 --> 00:25:38,541 Whoa. Oh. Oh, no. No, no, no. 537 00:25:38,625 --> 00:25:39,875 Ignore that. No, no, no... 538 00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:42,875 Oh. 539 00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:44,625 Oh. 540 00:25:44,708 --> 00:25:48,833 You know, I heard somewhere that you were banished, 541 00:25:48,916 --> 00:25:51,125 so no responsibilities, 542 00:25:51,208 --> 00:25:53,083 no duties. 543 00:25:53,791 --> 00:25:57,000 No wife. 544 00:25:57,083 --> 00:25:58,916 How about it, Stolas? 545 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,500 You ready now? 546 00:26:00,583 --> 00:26:02,375 Ready? To run away? 547 00:26:02,458 --> 00:26:04,125 To-to live on the sun? What? 548 00:26:04,208 --> 00:26:07,708 How about we just start with dinner. Hmm? 549 00:26:08,291 --> 00:26:11,625 I've become more patient with age. 550 00:26:12,708 --> 00:26:15,125 Oh. 551 00:26:15,208 --> 00:26:17,166 Uh, just give me one moment? 552 00:26:26,125 --> 00:26:27,958 Are you fucking serious? 553 00:26:28,041 --> 00:26:31,583 After everything I went through for you tonight, you just... 554 00:26:36,083 --> 00:26:37,541 So? 555 00:26:37,625 --> 00:26:39,250 Yes. 556 00:26:41,791 --> 00:26:43,208 I'm ready.